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2015

03

Apr

Daisy Lowe Gets Half Naked For a Magazine of the Day

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I am down with Gwen Stefani’s unwanted stepdaughter….because she only found out she was Gavin Rossdale’s daughter when she was 14….she thought she was her mom’s husbands kid…because that’s normally how this whole having babies thing works…but a paternity test proved otherwise…that mom was a slut groupie who let some Gavin Rossdale, a tranny fucker, semen inside her….

Turns out that works out great for her Career…even if it caused issues in the Rossdale/Stefani marriage, and I hope it did…you know her being shocked that he banged things that didn’t look like trannies….because Gwen Stefani has won too much at life…

All this to say Daisy Lowe is fucking hot and seems like a lot of fun…more importantly I like to stare at her naked/half naked modeling pics…cuz this bitch got tits…money…and serious fucking daddy issues.

I’m in love…I want to sing her love songs…but instead I’ll stare at her tits.

Posted in:Daisy Lowe

2015

03

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Lives the Fit Life of the Day

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When Lindsay Lohan turns to instagram to post gym selfies…you know that everything on the internet may be some kind of elaborate lie…lies fucking everywhere…because Lindsay Lohan is not a representative of healthy living, she’s practically dead and her idea of a workout is her heart rate increasing from being malnourished and high on coke and some uppers…but I guess in turning over a new leaf, a red pubic hair leaf…she figures she can trick us, and more importantly the casting director’s that her life is on track, she’s focused, and she’s in the best shape of her life…so that they hire her…but I’m not buying into this…and I believe all the lies Lohan tells me, but that’s just because she still turns me on.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2015

03

Apr

Selena Gomez Nipple On Instagram of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted what looks like a mesh dress you’d find at the sex shop, or on a Florida wife tanning by the pool, drinking her cocktails after sucking down some valium, because she knows it is the day the Cuban garderner comes by and she really wants to fuck him like she was America during the 1960s…no more Heinz Ketchup for you motherfuckers…but have since redeemed themselves by giving the Cubans Miami…

That said, Selena Gomez is a Mexican, and like all Mexicans, she’s had her tits done, so why wouldn’t she show off her nipples, this is a sign of status, like she’s officially made it to her people back home, cuz Mexican know that Mexicns have shitty tits..

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If that doesn’t excite you, and it shouldn’t – here she is lip syncing in a car…as girls seem to do these day…

A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

03

Apr

Sara Sampaio in a Bikini for Banana MOon of the Day

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I fucking hate all catalog and editorial pictures for brands, even bikini brands, because they always look cheesy as fuck, even when they aren’t even that cheesy, all because they are some girl getting overpaid to pose like an idiot, for no real reason at all, other than to sell product…it’s just fucking cheesy…

Catalogs and editorial campaigns, should just be real fucking people in the product, doing real things, like spilling out of said bikini, none of this candy coated phoney shit..

That said, her name is Sara Sampaio, she works for the competitor, because I assume the competitor owns a piece of every bikini and underwear company…

She’s skinny as fuck, from Portugal and her claim to fame is calling out other girls for being haters because she’s healthy and they are fat….

She drove that point home, you know that she can eat whatever she wants,…whith this watermelon…

Either way, she’s in a bikini

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2015

03

Apr

Kendall Jenner Booty of the Day

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The rumor is that the younger Kardashian affiliate, who isn’t quite a Kardashian, but rather a product of whatever the whore mother was before gold digging a rich Armenian lawyer in the 89s, and a pro Athlete from the Wheaties box of the 70s turned woman Jenner….but she’s still on their shit show…she’s still the one trying to be more legitimate than all the others, taking her fame whoring to a more fashion and modeling, rather than porn and hip hop video route, but she still has a fucking ass…

She’s not all that hot, but that ass seems to be, especially because she’s skinny, even when pushing out her ass, that’s just how girls are built these days, whether it is GMOs or not, fake or not, the roundness of asses on all girls has substantially improved the last decade…and I appreciate a fat ass on a skinny girl, as long as it’s not too fat..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

03

Apr

Rachel Hilbert Does Hipster Nudity of the Day

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Rachel Hilbert is some new recruit Vitoria’s Secret fashion model, I didn’t bother looking her up to see who her family is, or how rich they are, even though I assume that like the other recruits, she’s just another rich kid tyring to validate her existence through modeling, which isn’t a new thing, it’s been going on for years…decades even…rich kids just look better and have the resources to go to all the cool parties and eventually make a career out of it, thanks to their whore mothers being hot enough to land their rich dads…you know how it is…

But maybe, she’s was found in a dumpster, bowling alley, mall or corn field of the midwest…it doesn’t matter what the back story is…what matters is that like all models she’s getting naked for photographers making art to get really noticed and I love this whole movement, there was a time we had to wait for Playboy to pay off these girls for the nudes, now it is free and it is everywhere and I love it…

So here you go, VS Model tits…not doing VS but probably coordinated by VS, to get some buzz…

Posted in:Rachel Hilbert

2015

03

Apr

Girl Stripped for Sleeping with Married Man and Other Videos of the Day

ANother one…

Window Cleaners VS Wind

When Sex in the Kitchen Goes Wrong…

Firefighters Rescue a Dog from Burning Home

SUV Vs School Bus

Punk Gets Beat

Scooter Accident of the Day

Kid VS Nicki Minaj Tits

Idiot of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

03

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Easter Friday, which I guess is officially called Good Friday, because that is just how creative the church is – they use the same naming scheme as some ghetto high school drop out on meth stripper in a housing project does when she’s naming her fourth fatherless child who she kept because she forgot she was pregnant and liked the benefits social services give her with each additional kid…

That said, the only hunt going down today is going to be one by at lease one randomly selected girl from the Internet for my genitals with her mouth…because a small penis when coupled with impotence not importance…because hours of looking for far less reward than a chocolate bunny…

Here are some morning links:

Baseball is Back…Here are the Tits to Prove It
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Paris Hilton is Glad She Inspired Kim Kardashian….Right
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Charlie Riina is Amazing
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Lexi Thompson in a Towel
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Asshole PHysics Teacher
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Some Fame Whore with No Pants On
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Girls in Shorts Shorts
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A Harry Potter Character is ALl Grown Up
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Larry King Kisses an Alien
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The Lip Syncing Sluts
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Guy’s Wife Wants Him to Fuck Her Mom
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

03

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Every time I meet a dude at a bar who seems like he’s the kind of guy who would stalk a girl, follow her home, lock her inside for a week violating her, before killing her for the way she tempted him and the way she made him do those bad bad things to her, only to dismember her and box her pelvis and genitals in the fridge like leftover pizza, so that he can fuck her some more….I give him my ex girlfriends name, address and tell him she’s amazing in bed and would be totally cool with him surprising her with a visit…and not just easter – but everyday!

I’m a giver and not a taker…

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Here are some stepLINKs

Girls Not Wearing Bras
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Price is Right Model – Wins a Contestant a Free Car
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Full House Has a New Show
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Some Chick Named Natasha Alam Topless in a Movie
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Natasha Oakley in a Bikini
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Miley Cyrus is on a Date
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Kendall Jenner’s Booty is Crazy
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Easter Fame Whore of the Day
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Idiot Porsche Driver
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Window Washer in a Wind Storm
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Throwback Chloe Sevigny Nudity
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Some Actress in Leggings
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Charli XCX is an Idiot
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Jessica Alba Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan in London
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Katy Perry Gave 80 Million People her Phone Number
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33 Wedding Photos Gone Wrong
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The Best Movies That Sort of Leave You Hanging
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The Most Hilarously Inaccurate Police Sketches of All Time
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Christina Milian Busting Out of her Bra
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Cara Delevigne Does Fashion
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Maitland Ward is a Crazy Person
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Rumer Willis Ass
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January Jones is Banging Will Forte
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Jordana Brewster Cleavage
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Things that Bounce…
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Car Picture of the Day
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Emma Stone is Single
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Free live sex without credit card
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Fuck the Library Girl….
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AMber Rose Whores Out on Beach
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Massive Tits Masturbating
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Connie Carter Tits in a Body Suit
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Simple Striptease
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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Cam Girl Pussy Lick
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Fatty Squishes Skinny Guy
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Girl Tit Massage
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Victoria’s Secret Frees the Nipples
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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A Girl and Her Silly Fingers
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

02

Apr

Anastasia Ashley on the Beach at a Photoshoot of the Day

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I hate this Anastasia Ashley bitch…she’s the fucking worst…with all her surfing videos and pictures…and beach bikini photos because she lives on a beach…when the only videos she should be putting out there is gangbang videos…

I mean…that’s the kind of wave I’m far more interested in seeing her ride…#surfboard.

But I don’t mind looking at her ass in a bikini…because surfer ass is better than ass implant ass…any fucking day…

Photos by CLICK HERE

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley