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2015

09

Apr

Haley Joel Osement Pretending To Have His Period of the Day

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I don’t know if you remember the “I see dead people’ kid who I think was even nominated for an Academy Award….who for at least a year or two was celebrated in the movie business by being in all kinds of movies…only to have hit puberty and fallen off the map…like so many childstars before him…because cute can turn to weirdo ugly real fast…

Well, I have this theory that he got a sex change when he hit 18, because he knew that if his tits were big enough, or if he posted enough bikini pics, dudes would care about him…as a her…

You see, tits get hits…so he rebranded himself as EMILY and now he’s pretending he has his period..because as a trained actor from a young age…he knows how to commit to a character….his parents beat it into him when they secured his first gig…

Posted in:Haley Joel Osement

2015

09

Apr

Lots of Models By Collier Schorr for Document Journal SS 2015 of the Day

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Collier Schorr is a photographer….who took pics of these models: Daria Werbowy, Freja Beha Erichsen, Joan Small, Katlin Aas, Astrid Holler, Zlata Mangafic, & Andreea Diaconu….for something called Document Journal….which seems like it is some “fashion” industry…uptight…dramatic and intense magazine…that I am only featuring because of the nipples…because I am like the Free the Nipple Movement, and have been officially since 2004…because I hated that GOOGLE and corporations didn’t advertise on nipples, so instead of making millions on the interent…I took a stance and posted the nipples, only to be called a porn site, even though it was just nipples and the real porn was happening in advertising executive’s offices…

That said, I don’t know who the nipple belongs to, I just know there are 30 pics to get the nipple, which is a lot if you’re lazy like me…and not even worth it because it is just nipple, but I’m going to post it anyways…because #nipple.

Posted in:Collier Schorr

2015

09

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio’s New Lookbook of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is a mom, who I guess is also the face of her own brand called ALE, up on some Jessica Simpson shit, hoping for the billion dollar pay out for doing little no work, but being able to sign off on designs her 30 something year old ass approves of…because she’s a model and is on top of the trends…that’s why this campaign looks like Coachella back in the Lindsay Lohan at Coachella days of 2006….Because in Brazil, like Wisconsin, things are a decade behind when it comes to style…but here is her catalog anyway..

I would like you to note how she is not in a bikini, or lingerie…which is kind of her thing…and I would like to make it clear that I don’t approve of any girl reinventing herself by putting more clothes on than we’re used to…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2015

09

Apr

Izabel Goulart Fitness Erotica of the Day

I like that Izabel Goulart has finally embraced her fitness porn for what it is, porn…because there is nothing that anyone can really take out of this to apply to their everyday life in efforts to get a healthy body like hers…but instead we can jerk off to it, thanks to her being a long, thin, lingerie model, in the skimpiest fucking shorts and a bra…humping the air like some kind of goddess sent from heaven with the powers to use her vagina to touch the fucking sky…so that GOD can get up in her uterus…it’s a Catholic from Brazil thing…I mean that, or she’s showing us how she can use the ceiling fan to trim down her clit..

Either way…it’s hot.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2015

09

Apr

Brianna Olenslager is Naked for Paul Beattie of the Day

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I don’t know who this photographer PAUL BEATTIE and I don’t know who this model who I follow on instagram named BRIANNA OLENSLAGER … I just know that they are part of the new, DIY movement…where models don’t need agencies or magazines anymore…and photographers don’t need to get paid anymore…they just need instagram…to add to their portfolio…it’s enough of an excuse to do a topless shoot..

And for someone who spent the better part of the 90s nad 2000s to get girls naked…this right here..is magic to me…

I call it naked for free…in hopes of launching a career and getting noticed…but still naked…and I like it.

Via Sticks And Stones

Posted in:Photos

2015

09

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Fitness Continues of the Day

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There was a time where Lindsay Lohan was the most interesting tabloid star in Hollywood…she was never the most interesting actress, because she never actually worked, I mean she did Mean Girls and a few other things, but other than that, low level celebrities are more prolific and probably better paid than her..

Then she fell apart, starved herself, turned to drugs and partying and pretty much medicated herself to the point where my stalking her tits, became me betting on when she’d be found dead like Amy Winehouse or all the other dead celebs that have happened…

And now…she’s on a fitness kick, which is so fucking weird, but I guess an addict will replace bad addictions for good ones…but it seems pretty fucking bullshit, considering she’s lohan…and posting these fitness pics like a fitness instagram account is jokes…and jokes make me smile…but more importantly….so do her tits..

And throughout it all…she’s always had great tits…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2015

09

Apr

Fat Woman Doesn’t Like When You Mess With Her Man and Other Videos of the Day

Chinese Food in Memphis

Just a Kid and her AK-47

Tree VS Chairlift

Robbery of the Day

Some Kids and Their Guns…on Instagram…

Impatient Driver of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

09

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Some of the fattest girls I know eat carrots…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning/afternoon, I don’t know I like to sleep…that’s why I don’t have a job and drink all night.


CLOROX SENT OUT A RACIST TWEET
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Girls Love Sports
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Kid Takes On Federer
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Latest Deadpool Pic Takes a Jab at Marvel
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Twin Peaks Have Got David Lynch’s Back
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How ISIS Uses Social Media
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Lucy Hale in Shorts!
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Sarah Silverman Cries for Women’s Rights and Pay Equality…
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Dad Pranks His Daughter
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Daredevil’s Red Costume
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2015

09

Apr

Willa Holland in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Willa Holland was the younger sister on The O.C. A show I used to watch because it allowed me to pray on young college girls when I was in my mid 30s and not really anything an 20 year old would want to have sex with – at least not on the surface, but the second I dropped some “Latest episode of OC” knowledge

She was also on Gossip Girl…which was from what I’ve been told The O.C. in New York…but I didn’t watch that one, I was too old to seduce girls when it was on the air and my penis just didn’t work at the same level….it was just creepy.

Now she’s on Arrow, a cheesy filmed in Canada show….all because she got her start because she hung out with Steven Spielberg when she was 7….

Her stepfather, and we love stepfathers was Brian De Palma, sounds normal..I mean I guess like anyone else, the girls who make it are already rich and connected, their moms are hot enough to suck dick, or they are hot enough to suck dick…it’s funny that that stereotype is true..

Now she’s in a bikini.

Posted in:Willa Holland

2015

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It turns out that make-up sexting is a lot like make-up sex, even when you don’t know the girl you are make-up sexting with, but that you are just making amends with because you called her out for being a whore thanks to sending you nude pics you know she took for another dude, up on the recycle sexts…only for her to get angry, tell you to fuck off, and the next day come back with new original content to jerk off to….hotter than the previous content…to prove a point and redeem your “love”…

At least that’s what I’ve been told…

Here are some stepLINKS

Crazy Asses
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Sarah Hyland Cleavage
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Kim and Kanye in Armenia
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Kylie and Kendall are Hot
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Gyneth Paltrow in a Bikini
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Hilary Duff in Jeans
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SLUT OF THE DAY
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Madonna’s New Video
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Rapist Blames John TUcker Must Die for Getting Caught
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Coco Did a Lingerie Shoot
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Instagram Slut of the Day
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Brad Pitt Grey Beard
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Paris Hilton Lives…
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The Iranian Dan Bilzarian
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Iggy Azalea’s Freestyle of the Day
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World Mountain Bike Speed Record
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Uncensored Pics of Some A&E Swinger’s Show Star
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Freida Pinto in a Dress
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Hottest WAGS of the Masters 2015
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Brett Ratner and Madonna Have a Christmas Movie in the Works
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Frances Bean Cobain Doesn’t Like Nirvana
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Michelle Williams for Some Magazine
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Wisconsin Fan Jumping Off a Light Post
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Girl Cleaning Her Eyes…The GIF
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Incredibly Clever Pun Tattoos
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Uma Thurman in a Black Bikini
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The Weirdest Thing I Want to Jerk Off On
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Kid VS Nkki Minaj Tits (THUG LIFE)
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Who Is America’s Girlfriend in 2015?
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Hilary Duff in a Tight Skirt
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Mila Kunis for Some Magazine
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31 Tombstones of People Whose Sense of Humor Lived On
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Police May Start Using Lasers
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Bikini Time
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South Carolina Cop Arrested in Cop Shooting
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Genevieve Morton’s Weirdo Body for Instagram
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Jill Bunny Tugs On Her Bikini
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Forklift Master
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Suge Night is Mad in Court
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Jessica Davies in her Calvins
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Sarah Stage Has Abs
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Watch young teens get naked on cam
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Pornstar Feet Collection
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The Girl Who Spent 1000s to Look Like a BLow Up Doll
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FISTY
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More Lesbians
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Fuck the Library Girl….
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DILDO of the DaY
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Lesbians with a Strap On
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Big Tits on the Roof
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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Wet And See Through
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Grocery Store Sluts
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Porn Interview of the Day
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Amateur of the Day
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Cocaine Snorting Off Cock
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Webcam Masturbaation
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Some Workout Sluts
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Just a Couple Girls Masturbating
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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