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2015

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May

Courtney Stodden’s Big Tits Dance of the Day

A video posted by Courtney A Stodden (@courtneyastodden) on May 26, 2015 at 3:18pm PDT

Courtney Stodden is a magical creature…and I am not just saying that because she released a SEX TAPE …..I am saying it because her tits are so ridiculous…I mean her a href=”http://drunkenstepfather.com/2015/05/14/courtney-stodden-sex-tape-clip-day” target=”_blank”> SEX TAPE is hardly anything to celebrate, it happened a year too late, and should have been happened when she was all over the tabloids for being an underage model wife, when really she was just some hooker pretending to be underage…not to mention…there’s no sex in the a href=”http://drunkenstepfather.com/2015/05/14/courtney-stodden-sex-tape-clip-day” target=”_blank”> SEX TAPE ….

But she does have silly tits, and silly tits are fun to look at and play with, even if they are comical in size…busting at the seam….even if you get to see them when it is far too late to care…in this no attention span world we live in…

That said: BUY HER SEX TAPE HERE

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2015

26

May

Genevieve Morton’s Big Tits Lip Sync of the DAy

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Genevieve Morton has massive and amazing breasts that you probably remember from a decade or two of Sports Illustrated modeling….She’s the Kate Upton before Kate Upton moved in a stole her big breasted Glory…using some American Pride to win against South Africa…even though fat Americans are far lest interesting in accent and for masturbation purposes than South Africans…even if South Africans are given a shitty end of the stick thanks to high AIDS rate, Apartheid, racism and legless Olympian model killers….I think South Africans are the future, and by future I mean of my fantasies…. thanks to these tits…looking down on my…like a queen I must worship…

Here’s some pics of her….modeling bikinis…

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2015

26

May

Daniella Monet for Snapchat of the Day

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Apparently this Daniella Monet girl is in some show called Nancy Drew, because Hollywood can’t figure out new things to produce, and must remake tried, tested and true stories…because it is easier.

I am pretty sure I’ve never heard of her….but everyone kind of blends into each other with all the shitty TV shows being made…I can’t keep track…

Maybe if I had kids who forced me to watch this nonsense, but more importantly forced me to hate my fucking life….I would zone in on the cute girl on the show for my sexual fantasies since porn becomes something I can sneak in the bathroom for 3 minutes before my wife and horrible children start bugging me…leading me to my car…where I’d end up getting arrested because I live next to a school….so it’s just easier to make these teen stars who are actually in their 20s my foreplay…

Either way, this is from her snapchat…

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2015

26

May

Lena Dunham Lingerie is Terrifying of the Day

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I don’t think Lena Dunham is interesting. I don’t find her shocking. I do find the whole her stripping down boring…and disgusting…even if it is for some feminist own yourself and love yourself despite showing off the product of living a life that leads to heart disease and diabetes…

She’s a rich kid, she’s lazy, her body shouldn’t be on TV or celebrated no matter who she tricked into thinking she was a relevant voice…

Proving yet again that there is no reason for celebrities or why they exist….but more importantly, that fat chicks in lingerie…is repulsive….

I am not mad at any girl for stripping down, I would just rather see do other things with herself…like get her friends like Taylor Swift naked…far more interesting…

I guess this controversy generated some buzz and got the lingerie company some press, which is what she’s getting paid for…but I guess when you get a fucking monster in lingerie…people will notice…even if they should just ignore so that it goes away without leaving the damage this has left…

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2015

26

May

Kate Upton Picture of the Day

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Kate Upton posted this picture on her instagram that isn’t really hot, especially because she made reference to farting as the caption and when you’re as big as Kate Upton, and I don’t mean in terms of being a relevant model and actress, but in terms of being big in size thanks to feeding her tits too much food, farting is the last thing I want to think of, because I know…it’s something she does a lot of…right before she takes a massive shit…and as much as I know girls shit…I am old school and pretend they don’t…

So here are some massive tits challenging me…and winning because I’d like big tits even if they were covered in the shit her overeating produced in the bed she was too lazy to get out of…

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2015

26

May

Chelsea Handler Tits Out in the Bahamas of the Day

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Chelsea Handler pulled out her tits in the Bahamas…because this is her thing…it is her way of getting people to listen to her comedy…or notice her now that she’s not on TV every night, because pulling out her tits is probably why she exists, why else would people give her work, especially when she was younger…but more importantly, pulling out her tits is pretty comical…probably her best joke ever…

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2015

26

May

Rumer Willis in a Bikini for Memorial Day of the Day

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Everyone likes to laugh at Rumer Willis for having a wonky fucking face, but the reality is her mom, Demi Moore, who is trying to stay youthful despite being 100 years old and full of millions of dollars worth of plastic surgery…

When people should defend Rumer Willis thanks to having a rocking fucking body, because the hot body in this era of Genetically modified foods…is hard to find….so celebrate her and her Dancing With the Stars winning, Bruce Willis faced-ass…

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2015

26

May

Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner Jump of the Day

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A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on May 25, 2015 at 8:29am PDT

All the socialite, social media it girls are in Cannes because they are big into Film Festivals…seeing as none are actors or producers..they are also at the Grand Prix in Monaco…because they are really self proclaimed it girls…it’s not their fault the media eats them up…

All this to say, they are rich as fuck girls…who get to hang on 200,000 dollar a week yachts like it ain’t a thing, cuz people want them around and because that’s what it-girls do….

They have been trained properly by their parents, the billionaires who threw into the work force thanks to their egos, because why not use the hook-ups that get them paid…

Their names are Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid and Kylie Jenner…and they are young and slutty when they don’t have to be, and could be doing other great things…

I don’t hate them…ultimately, who cares..

Here’s Kendall’s ass in Monaco

Here’s Kyle Jenner….

I am more into Bella Hadid’s bikini choice…

Here are some more pics:

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2015

26

May

Lindsay Lohan Being Ironic of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is so ironic….because we all know she was a gutter celebrity coke slut…that’s the whole reason that everything went to shit for her…but now she’s getting paid to promote some toothpaste called Cocowhite… with her smile that doesn’t show how fresh and white they make her chain smoking, addict teeth…because she knows how silly this is and that when it comes to coco white…it better be cut into lines for her to hoover up her cute little gutter celebrity coke slut nose..

All this to say…I love me some Lohan….and whatever the hell she’s promoting…to help pay whatever bills and team she’s gotta pay off…

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2015

26

May

Alessandra Ambrosio in Rio of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s got some tits…or maybe it is Victoria’s Secret bras…

Which I guess would make sense because she’s a lingerie model….for Victoria’s Secret…

I don’t remember her tits being this big…but I don’t really remember tit sizes of girls I don’t actually know, or more importantly get to breast feed off of when I am trying to recreate my fucked up childhood…because it is the only thing I like doing…..which doesn’t say much about me…and that is that I hate paying for groceries…but prefer feeding off the land…

All this to say maybe she’s born with these, maybe they are inserts, maybe they are implants, maybe she’s just on the pill…and whatever it is, they are magical…

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