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2015

22

May

Rita Ora’s Got Tits of the Day

Rita Ora has tits..tits that got her a record deal…and tits that still exist to this very day…that she flaunts as often as she can because she’s growing her fan base and what better way to grow it…when all you have going for you is tits…and I guess a great Rihanna impersonation…because that is where they found her right? On the side of the street reenacting the Umbrella song ?…Or is that just the rumor…

I mean these girls are all prettey fucking interchangeable…but this one’s making moves…that I don’t mind staring at…

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2015

22

May

Bikini Campaign of the Day

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I generally really fucking hate bikini photoshoots…whether it is with some fame whore trying to get noticed….staging the shit in Miami…you know the non-celebs you’ll see on blogs sometimes because the paparazzi is trying to make them celebs so that they can make money on them…since bikini pics get hits…and hits make them money….to all the low level models who shoot for that water company that you see on billboards in LA…that feature playboy dot com girls who were not hot or interesting at all…but I also hate campaigns for brands that involve bikinis..not because bikinis are boring, I mean the one thing I need more of in my actual life is girls in bikinis…but because….the shoots are all the fucking same…but for some reason…a reason I call bright and colorful thailand and awesome bikinis…this shoot is pretty tight…I can’t be too sure about the girls since I don’t know who they are…but when you’ve got a penis like me…nothing is tight…

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2015

22

May

Edita Vilkeviciute by Pamela Hanson of the Day

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I had a Lithuanian friend who told me that you could buy the hottest Lithuanian girl to be your wife…without actually giving her money, but rather giving her access to your passport…no matter where you live…meaning just let her live in your house with you, and you’ll never be alone…I mean that or go on every cam site there is….

Unfortunately, that friend was not Edita Vilkeviciute…because if it was, I would be looking at her tits right now…and not typing this nonsense about her tits, that don’t matter because tits….

If you know what I mean..

The pics are by Pamela Hanson …and they are awesome…because Edita is awesome…but that could just be the tits speaking…

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2015

22

May

Emily Ratajkowski in One of Her Last Photoshoots of the Day

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Sports Illustrated has figured out how the internet works and I guess are releasing a photoshoot a day from their archives or from new content they shoot when they ship these girls to shoot for them..and today, I guess is Charity Day, you know pre-memorial day handouts…where they featured our friend Emily Ratajkowski and her amazing body, that must include Fake tits, because tits just don’t come in that shape and size…but when they do..they lead to instagram stardom…that I am sure is fizzling out, but that I’ll bring back to life…with my substantially influential blog…exposing her to 12 people who already probably jerk off to her…

All this to say, I predict her being replaced by other big titty models, she’s just not compelling or exciting enough to really bother with..but Alba did exist for being just a hot chick, so you never know…but what I do know…is that she plays hard to get with me…with all that blocking on social media..and that makes me want to marry her…you know to keep things exciting…but until I get off my couch to propose to her..I’ll just stare and wonder how this happened…for 30 seconds…ok…over it..

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2015

22

May

Lindsay Hancock Topless with Tentacles of the Day

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If you’ve read this site, and you haven’t, because it is boring and I am a hack…you’ll know that I adore a girl by the name of Lindsay Hancock because she’s got a hot, fit, amazing body…and she’s constantly involved in the weirdest and wildest shoots…that sometimes involve toplessness and that always involve a direst link to my soul…

This shoot was by SOME DUDE NAMED CHRISTO and it’s up on some Alien shit…that I love…

Here she is doing a Make-Up Tutorial….where she spent 3 hours making herself into a pop art piece…crazy girl…

Here are a couple pics from her friend Lisa Boyle…

I’m in love..

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2015

22

May

Zoe Kravitz for GQ of the Day

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Zoe Kravitz is some uptight looking rich kid on a quest to pave her own way in the world…as her own personality…with her own causes…where she does her own thing…all because of who her parents are…but that doesn’t mean she can’t achieve greatness on her own with the access she has…greatness like getting half naked in GQ…and fully naked in other magazines…on her quest of being some kind of serious artist…or some other nonsense…when really she can play make-belief and it can become a reality…even though art is a fantasy and doesn’t exist…all thanks to trust fund security….

Not that any of that matters, let her be deep and spiritual in her hippie connected to her double half black making her half black hustle…because GQ is known for being a deep and spiritual magazine right?

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2015

22

May

Leven Rambin for Instagram of the Day

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She’s is in Hunger Games, so I assume she’s got some real weirdo fans, but not as weird as her fans from when she was on All My Children, where she played two lookalike half sisters, just because she’s that good of an actor….right…you know the weirdo disabled poor lazy people who watch Soap Operas for masturbation purposes…who probably don’t have internet access, because if they did they wouldn’t be jerking off to Soap Operas like they were on a sick day in High School in the 80s…but rather googling porno…

All this say…she’s grabbing a picture of her tit for instagram…what a hooker…

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2015

22

May

Charlotte McKinney Still Has Tits of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney who I like to refer to as the bootleg Hooters waitress looking girl who should be from central Florida, but who is probably from a rich family in South Florida, which isn’t saying much because it is still Florida…some how managed to get in one viral ad which led to Dancing With the Stars…in a What the Fuck..who is this girl and how did they find her or think she was relevant enough to be on TV….but who is no longer on TV and probably trying to stay in the paparazzi and on the blogs..because she’s made it this far…she can’t just settle and be a sugar baby yet…she’s got more low level things to do…and what better way to get noticed for a girl who’s career is based on tits…than to show her tits…

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2015

22

May

Hadid Sisters Have Tits of the Day

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Let most girls who have hit puberty and aren’t breast cancer survivors…the Hadid sisters have tits…tits that if they were practicing Muslim and not just Muslim named LA brats who probably got their tits on their 16th birthday, like how most LA tits are grown, would not be this exposed…but thanks to being tainted by white model mother blood…they’ve learned exactly how to maximize it all…and as a dude…who only really cares if there’s vagina..this doesn’t really excite me…I’m pretty desensitized…but I will say if I was to end up on a Deserted island, this is the kind of tit I’d want to be stuck with…as long as it was lactacting…

That’s it for now…fascinating stuff..right..

Here she is in Australia Vogue…and By She I mean GIGI…the other one doesn’t count yet…

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2015

22

May

Ashley Tisdale Titties of the DAy

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Ashley Tisdale has the face these tits are trying to distract you from but that are failing in distracting you from because that face is asymmetrical…even with nose job….

Who knows or really cares if these are upgraded implants or good padding…

It’s Ashley TIsdale…the kind of weirdo still into her…is the kind of weirdo you probably don’t want to have around you or your children…

I don’t think she’s been on TV in 5 years…and when she was on TV it was on some serious garbage Disney kids show…so if you are still into her..you got some issues…issues that will love these tits…

I used to prefer doing “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch” posts…because her celebrity was getting to her head…but it’s safe to assume…that feeling is fleeting when no one cares about you…

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