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2015

30

Apr

H&M Steals Victoria’s Secret Models of the Day

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I have this theory that Victoria’s Secret owns all the Chinese factories, so that all the other brands have to run through them to make their bikinis and underwear, getting a piece of the backend on everything everyone does in the space, because that’s how evil empires work…otherwise I don’t understand why they would allow H&M or any of their models to work with H&M unless their was a need for them to…because I figure if you create some Brazilian like Lima and some Dutch chick like Doutzen, you make fucking sure they don’t work for the competition..unless you are the competition…but no one knows it….

Illuminati…

So here’s Natasha Poly, Doutzen Kroes, Adriana Lima and Joan Smalls in a campaign.

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2015

30

Apr

Nicki Minaj Whale Tail of the Day

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Nicki Minaj showed the world her underwear…which amazed the world because she was wearing underwear…and that goes against everything we ever thought about Nicki Minaj and her ass / vagina…but I guess when built like this…with a career like this…we can assume underwear is much needed as to not stain her pants now that she’ has no control over her bowels thanks to all the numbing ass imaplants…and cock…cock from the execs who made her…

But then again, what do I know…maybe she’s into underwear for the sake of showing underwear so people look at her in amazement because that ass is huge…

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2015

30

Apr

Kristen Stewart for Harper’s Bazaar if the Day

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People are still interested in Kristen Stewart, which surprises me because there is very little interesting about Kristen Stewart, but I guess in her defence, I don’t really know what defines a talented actor, and I based everything interesting about a person on their tits, ass, asshole, and vaginal baby hole…and I don’t really notice much else…that’s not to be that I objectify women..it’s that I objectify people who make millions objectifying themselves, without objectifying themeselves in ways I can jerk off to, but rather as a pawn in movies to sell movie tickets…

She doesn’t interest me but she’s in a floral dress which I guess is funny considering she’s normally doing the hard, Boys Don’t Cry…mean lesbian who wants to rip off your dick because her dad raped her in the trailer park and she hates dick look..

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2015

30

Apr

Damaris Goodrie, Lily Newmark, & Lorna Fornan for Double Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know what Double Magazine is…I don’t know who these models are..but I do know that this is some racy enough shit that I am all about…with some spread legs, white panties, and face on titties…for a fashion magazine and not a fetish magazine, even if fashion magazines are my fetish, and not because I am a homo into fashion and the latest styling and trends….but because I am a pervert who loves it as an excuse for girls to get naked and stick their faces in each other’s tits…something you’d expect was for porn…but isn’t for porn…because porn only attracts the gutter trash..while fashion attracts everyone under the guise that it is art…

Works for me…

Yes…I just said guise…

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2015

30

Apr

Katharine McPhee Thailand Instagram Bikini of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is some American Idol garbage you may or may not have masturbated when your fat wife made you watch American Idol…

Unless you’re not married, and you just watch American Idol because you love the American dream and feel like such scripted talent taking over the music industry is inspiring..

In which case, go fuck yourself…and here’s Katharine McPhee in a bikini in Thailand..because you can assume that Ryan Seacrest has done cocaine off her asshole while Simon Cowell jerks him off, but maybe that’s just my perspective of the show…and Thailand taps into that….

Or maybe she’s in Thailand for the elephants and the beautiful setting…

Either way…shitty bikini crotch shot..

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2015

30

Apr

Kate Upton’s Diet Plan of the Day

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I just read Kate Upton’s diet plan….according to Kate Upton for the sake of some interview with a magazine…a diet she claims she sticks to religiously…because like all emotional eaters…they lie about what they eat and hide the candybars, and in Kate Upton’s case…all you can eat buffet visits..binging…a secret…you know the kind of girl who gets in costume to hit up Cheesecake factory where she doubles down some blackout cake..or whatever it is she stuffs her face with…

Because I’m no nutritionist, or hormone/metabolism specialist…but if this girl is only eating this:

Upton starts her day with scrambled eggs (one white, one whole) and green tea. For a snack she eats 10 raw almonds with a green juice. Then for lunchtime it is quinoa with grilled chicken and vegetables. Her 4 p.m. afternoon snack is a protein bar while dinner is a sashimi or kale salad with grilled salmon and cashews.

Even in one sitting…then why does she look like this?

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2015

30

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I believe in romance, that’s why I take viagra when I sext strangers because I want to be honest when I pretend to want their pussies…because I actually don’t since the girls who sext me…are pretty gross…and I need all the help I can get to get through it…

Here are some stepLINKS….in the morning…even though it is the afternoon….

A Bunch of Redheads
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Jennifer Gunt
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Courtney Stodden Sold Tape
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Nicki Minaj Whale Tale of the Day
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Mayweather Making Extra Cash
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Rosie Spends All Day All day Drinking and Smoking Weed
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Tennessee School Serves Kids Meat from 2009
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Real Girls Who Like Money are Better than Escorts Who Charge By the Hour….
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First Triple Backflip on a Motorcycle
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Cat of the Day
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See Peter Griffen Fuck Meg Griffen While The Dog Licks Her ass….or some shit..
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Jonah Hill VS Obesity
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Babes in Sunglasses
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Claudia ROmani – Anus
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Chocolate City Will be Your Favorite Movie
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Some People Don’t Understand the Gym…
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MAtthew Perry Talks Watching Porn
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Kristen Wiig Did Full Frontal….
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All the Hottest Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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2015

30

Apr

New Jersey Crackhead is Heartbroken and Other Videos of the Day

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Pissed Off Bull of the Day

Hood Fight…

Japanese Gameshow of the Day – How Far Can you Spread Your Legs

Naked Woman in Front of the Truck

TV Host Gets Naked for Ronaldo..

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2015

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Telling a girl you wish you were an UBER driver so that you could pick her up and know her number and where she lives, and following it up with you can’t be one because you have a DUI and one too many restraining orders….is an awful way to get sex…that’s why you shouldn’t ask for it, you should just take what is rightfully yours….right?

Here are some stepLINKS…

So Much Ass
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Mariah Carey’s Best Friend is Dolphin named Osborne
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Ryan Phillipe in a New Marvel Show
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Kristen Wiig Topless
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Khloe Kardashian Massive Ass Implants
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Latina Bikini Ass of the DAy
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Anne Julie in Lingerie
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Miley Still Fucks Her Ex
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Jessica Alba in a Magazine
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Megan Fox is Weird as Fuck for TMNT
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Calvin Harris Loves Tara Reid’s Pussy
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School Cafeteria Horror Stories
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Impressive Party Trick….
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Maitland Ward is a Monster
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Topless Sunbather
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Best Celeb Butts
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Fan Girls
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Very Thirsty Drunk Fame Whores
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Female 21 Jump Street
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Snapchats from Your Cat
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Kristen Stewart Hates Being Famous
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Cats Scared of Toaster
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Pam Anderson
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Pokies at Wondercon
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Orioles VS the Riots
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Gerald in Baltimore
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35 Celebrities Who Were Caught Lying
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Strong Wind Knock Over Train….
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Olivia Munn Sucks…Literally
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Giant Hail Shatter Windshield….
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Slut of the Day
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British Trash VS British Trash
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Merica!
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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Big Tits in a Nurse Outfit
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Girls Massaging Each Other’s Asses
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This is Terrifying
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Busty ex-girlfriends and wives show it all on cam
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Coco And Her Sister
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Sister Piss
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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Sarah Hyland Cleavage
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This is Also Terrifying
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Naked in a Commercial of the DAy
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Teacher Slaps Student
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The Hottest Webcam
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Interesting Way to Smoke
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Pajama strip
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Library Girl on Naked News
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Live anal sex on webcam, watch the nastyness:
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

29

Apr

Nina Agdal Naked for Frederic Pinet of the Day

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I am not really a fan of any of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models…

I find them to be the lowest hanging fruit in the model world, even if the occasional one is amazing, like Irina Shayk who used it to get into the industry and/or to get a Visa into the country…to live out her dreams..of top tier sugar baby….

I think the Sports Illustrated audience is trashy..and that the standards of women have dropped because o fthat..and I think people like Nina Agdal, who have a great body in pictures, just have no business really being celebrated bikini models…

So it is nice to see her naked, even if censored, by FREDERIC PINET …for an art show of some sort…and you know the uncensored pics are out there and will happen…because she looks way better naked…than in a bikini…because naked allows me to ignore her possibly retard head…and focus on what matters…that vagina that got her in this industry to begin with…

Here are the pics..

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