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2015

29

Apr

Kendall Jenner Riding a Great Dane for V Magazine of the Day

While Kendall Jenner’s dad is winning the heart of America by either becoming a woman, or pretending to become a woman, all for the sake of ratings…which is something I wouldn’t put past that horrible, money making, opportunist family…and he could be a better actor than Kim was when getting peed on in a sex tape to strategically position the family for the empire they’ve built today…

His daughter, who we can hope has daddy issues, who plays model because she has a huge audience and can, because brands and people are down to work with her…since she drives traffic their way….was riding a great dane…

Funny how these things work out…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

29

Apr

Tara Reid’s Squattng Purple Miscarriage T-Shirt of the Day

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It is safe to say that Tara Reid is one of those famous girls who got fully absorbed by the industry and caught up in the party..only to get shitty fake tits…that everyone laughed at…forcing her into the rich person circuit of never ending party…that left her skinny, scary, possibly pre-menopausal…cuz her starvation threw off her hormones…almost like a homeless person…who chooses booze calories over food…which would imply that she’s probably had a miscarriage…and what better way to celebrate her lack of procreation, because it would ge tin the way of the perpetual spring break party…than to commemorate it on a t-shirt…

Unless this isn’t a purple miscarriage at all..I didn’t really look close enough…because like all art..and ink blot tests…it is whatever I want to interpret it as…right…

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2015

29

Apr

Kristen Wiig Full Frontal of the Day

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I have never done a Kristen Wiig post before, in fact I am so out of the loop on pop culture and anything that doens’t involve instagram models…or “it girls” who don’t actually do anything of importance, that I don’t bother with the non so hot girls that don’t do anything of importance…unless you are of the popular belief that being a funny person on TV an shitty movies is of importance…because a good funny movie can inspire a suicidal fuck to stay alive another day…while a bad funny movie people think is a good funny movie can push a motherfucker who realizes how idiotic the fucking world is…to commit suicide…

Well, apparently she’s naked in a movie and as it turns out, I fucking love bush and all things with bush, and that in and of itself is the only reason or enough of a reason to talk about this..

It’s like I don’t know you, but I want to braid my face to your pussy you not so hot but hair enough to hide your meaty cunt pile of amazing…but not so amazing, I just think you’re amazing, thanks to bush…cuz I love bush…

Posted in:Kristen Wiig

2015

29

Apr

Marcela Vivan for Some Swimwear Campaign of the DAy

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I don’t think this Marcela Vivan chick is a known model, but that doesn’t mean she is any less important than the overpaid trash that grace the covers of magazines, runways, or even instagran…promoting their health teas and other shitty products like lame fucking spokespeople..for lame fucking people…who buy into such obvious paid endorsement…thanks to a world of commercialized shit…rather than substance…I mean….can’t product placement be better than some hooker with a fake ass holding a water bottle for a protein company…not that that has anything to do with this angel…not to be confused with a victoria’s secret angel…who probably tried to trademark the word angel…posing for some bikini company, in a shoot that isn’t that bad, according to me…which isn’t saying much, but it is saying something because I fucking hate all these promotional shoots…they all suck…in their obvious attempts to sell product..totally misusing the model…but this time around…it’s pretty fucking ok…and here are the pics…of MARCELA VIVAN

Posted in:Marcela Vivan

2015

29

Apr

Pudgy Selena Gomez Airport Porn of the Day

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Selena Gomez has recently been rumored to have had sex with the black guy she went on Vacation with last week, you know those pictures of her chubbier than she used to be because black guys love that BBW shit…I heard it in a Drake song and that guy embodies black…you know on the frontlines in the ghetto of Baltimore…from his childhood home in rich, white Canada…

Either way, they are saying she fucked the black guy to piss off Bieber…as Bieber has a hard on for the dude…and there is something magical about an ex emotionally eating herself into a demographic…only to fuck that demographic…to piss off the pansy pop star pervert she dated…because it all creates media hype and she fucking loves media hype..it sells whatever she’s selling…that dancing mexican fuck….

That said…here’s her round ass squeezed into jeans…getting frisked at the airport…which is a fetish to some of you who wish you were TSA…to cavity search all the babes rolling through…as that would be the only human contact you get…cuz one likes you…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

29

Apr

Elsa Hosk by Matthew Sprout of the Day

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Elsa Hosk was just named a new Victoria’s Secret ANGEL, which basically is their 100,000 dollar a year contract now that models don’t get paid what they used to get paid…thanks to social media and all the social media whores diluting the market by having massive followers….where as these models, or the girls who used to be models…in an era without social media just made money looking good they didn’t have to worry about their audience…

Anyway…she’s from Sweden, she’s amazing, she’s probably been fucked by Leo, or has fucked Leo…with a strap on cuz he’s homo…and if she hasn’t then she will as she’s one of the most substantial there is on the new roster…and here she is for a photographer I’ve never heard of….but who shoots new Victoria’s Secret models so he must be important…right….just not as important as her nipple…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2015

29

Apr

Chelsea Handler in her Underwear of the Day

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Chelsea Handler clearly forgets that she’s 100 fucking years old and not the Chelsea Handler who first moved to Los Angeles because she was rated most likely to end up on TV in her High School, thanks to being the quirky slut, who made silly mean spirited jokes, while being hot enough to get passed around….a skill set she brought to Hollywood with her…only instead of every dude in her class…she turned to producers who finally got her a TV show…that she’s now lost…making her seem lost…in all her social media strategic moves that involve her being half naked…like this was a sugar baby party she once attended and was violated at … back when she was just starting out…

But she’s still in her underwear for the dudes and lesbians who feel that humor is the way to their heart and that humor with tits willing to be stared at…leads to good masturbation..

The whole thing is desperation, and normally I like desperation, when the desperation comes from really broke girls who never quite made it – not when it comes from trash that has already been on tv and is already more famous that it was ever supposed to be…

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2015

29

Apr

McDonald’s Employee Knocks Out Drunk Customer and Other Videos of the Day

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Mom Beats a Woman over a Parking Space

Sucide Prevention – Kick to the Chest…

Woman Sets a Guy’s Car on Fire

Fight in Houston – Ends with Gun Shots

Hit and Bury is the New Hit and Run

Classy BRawl

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

29

Apr

The 10 New Victoria’s Secret Angels of the Day

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So Victoria’s Secret has named their new “Angels”…in an out with the old, or some of the old and in with the new instagram famous….that they pay 1/10 of what they used to pay the models or angels like Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Behati Prinsloo, and Candice Swanepoel.

Because it’s a new era and everyone aspires to be a VS model, and the VS Empire despite being some low hanging fruit, bargain basement, middle of the road, dictate who is famous or not…in what I find weird…since it is like saying the fast food chain down the street determines good food, or the cheap as fuck strip club has the best girls, which we know is a lie….

The list of the new girls singed…and their tits are:

Elsa Hosk:

Jasmine Tookes:

Taylor Hill:

Sara Sampaio:

Martha Hunt:

Jac Jagaciak:

Stella Maxwell:

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Lais Ribeiro:

Romee Strijd:

Kate Grigorieva:

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2015

29

Apr

Kylie Jenner Piggy Backs French Montana of the Day

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I have zero interest in Kylie Jenner, her lip challenge her mon’s PR agency probably came up with to get her name as viral as her sister’s cunt…

I don’t care about the family, the fact the dad is getting a sex change, or living a life as a woman, because I know it is just part of their media ploy and how they make their money, and motherfucker is likely just bullshitting, because for all this to happen now..seems a little fucked up…

I don’t care if Kylie gets ass injections at 16, it would make sense, that’s just the kind of trashy family she is from…and I don’t care how much money that trashy family makes because other trashy family is interested in then…

I do not care that she’s riding French Montana’s back….

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