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2015

27

Apr

Rita Ora in a SPorts Bra of the Day

Bootleg Rihanna,…who also goes by the name Rita Ora…was walking around in her fitness gear…something that I guess would be more erotic if her fitness gear involved slutty booty shorts..like all the instagram fitness models I assume people are jerking off to…but that her doughy thickness may appreciate spandex pants a little more because it covers up and shapes her…but I guess what she really wishes is that they had magical powers and turned her into Rihanna…because that is pretty much what everything she does is telling me she’s after…

All this to say, who cares about Rita Ora…all these tricks are interchangeable…at least that’s what the black rappers who feature them in their songs are thinking…

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2015

27

Apr

Kelly Bensimon’s Shirt of the DAy

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Kelly Bensimon is the bootleg Elle MAcpherson, who married Elle Macpherson’s ex husband, fashion photographer Gilles Bensimon, who is probably around 100 years old, but still shooting Maxim amd other magazines, cuz he’s good..and probably has a huge dick, because he’s able to get babes like Elle Macpherson, the first model I remember jerking off to to marry him….or maybe just rich…models love spending rich dude money…it’s some high class escort hustle..

Either way, Kelly Bensimon, has gone on to great things in her divorce, like becoming a socialite on a shitty exploitative even disgusting show about rich old ladies who look like porn chicks…and I guess that wasn’t enough for her…so she’s gone out in public with this pretty appropriate attention seeking shirt..classy.

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2015

27

Apr

Kellie Pickler Done Gone Bikini Vacation of the Day

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Kellie Pickler, is almost an amazing story….

She’s some backwoods, Apalachian hick raised in a cabin with her toothless grandfather…who miraculously ended up on TV, for Simon Cowell…and who miraculously became a pop country star…when really she’s probably just some actor..

You know a hick, who was never impregnated by her father like a real hick is, .who plays up the whole hick thing, cuz everyone has a hot farmer’s daughter fetish…and because hick is relatable in america, since 90 percent of American is hick…fast food eating, walmart shopping, evangelical church listening hicks…

So from coal miners daughter to American Idol to the fake titties on Dancing with the Stars…to still kinda hot in a bikini in the bahamas…that should be happy to be with a cock that isn’t related to her…because she escaped the town…and made it…and really this is Kellie Pickler, who gives a fuck…other than maybe Ryan Seacrest who I believe bought her them tits…prey on the weak, dumb, hot chick new to town who wants to win…kinda thing….

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2015

27

Apr

Elsa Hosk Does Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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A video posted by elsa hosk (@hoskelsa) on Apr 26, 2015 at 9:41am PDT

Here’s the new Candice Swanepoel…her name is Elsa Hosk…I’ve been posting her titty pics for a while now…she’s from Europe, so I don’t think titty pics count as titty pics there…but this is America…and America loves tits…tits that Victoria’s Secret has abducted with their money and promises of next leveling a career…tits they will possibly try to hide as much as they can so they don’t piss off their weirdo religious audience…but tits that they will share in cleavage enhancing cheap bra wearing form…because that’s what they fucking do there…

Either way…she’s an ideal woman…more girls should look like this…

Here she is on set of a VS shoot..

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2015

27

Apr

Gigi and Kendall Jenner Celebrate a Tranny Dad’s and Birthdays of the Day

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Kendall Jenner posted this Gigi Hadid picture because they are BFF eveyrone…they are up on some new generation Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian bullshit…with their psycho hollywood stage parents…trying to maximize exposure…while possibly hating each other for each other’s success…shit talking each other as these girls do…or just getting together in their local Calabasas hang out spots…after calling the paparazzi..to laugh about how stupid the world is…and how they are collectively winning even though their trust funds would clearly imply that before they were even born they won…because money makes the world go round…

So I guess this is just paving the way of the E! spin off show, as you know Ryan Seacrest who probably fucks Gigi to piss off her dad who probably fucks Ryan Seacrest’s ex girlfriends…as these LA sugar babies go…and the Kardashians own that network…and it just makes sense based on their shitty following.

The whole thing is dumb..especially when they aren’t posing nude/half nude/etc.

All this to say, it’s nice seeing her celrbrate as her dad…is busy inspiring the world with his story of wearing their panties…

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2015

27

Apr

Martha Hunt Swimsuit Catalog of the Day

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Martha Hunt is one of the last standing American Models…as all the other aspiring American models have turned to instagram to generate following because creating your own audience is the American way of getting the biggest payday you can…you know trying to be some next Kim Kardashian because your ego tells you that you’re interesting enough to pull it off or some shit…rather thay just going the natural course of models and modeling for brands that hire you because you are a certain size and weight spectrum…it’s like everyone is lazy, especially hot girls who have been given everything their entire lives…everyone is entitled…especially hot girls who have been given everything their whole life…everyone wants to be famous…especially hot girls who have been told they are amazing all their lives…those vapid cunts…leaving an opening for actual models…that I guess European and South American and South AFricans are filling now that America has gone social media mad..

So for you patriots look close…here’s one of your own…probably the best your country has to offer….and you know what…it’s pretty fucking good…

Martha Hunt is the future…

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2015

27

Apr

Naya Rivera’s Weirdo Pregnancy Dress of the Day

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It looks like Naya Rivera’s pregnancy glow that other women love to celebrate and that a few dudes who jerk off to ready to drop porn like to jerk off to…because I guess they’re so lonely a pregnant girl is all they every fucking wanted in their lives…or they are just weird and into other dudes’ baby mommas….doing dirty things…cuz that is the ultimate in slutty…

…Has turned her into Kim Kardashian…

HEre’s more pics of her and her pregnancy…because she was at the White House Correspondents dinner so she must matter…

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2015

27

Apr

Fitness Lohan Goals of the Day

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That is a picture of Lindsay Lohan’s Leg…it is terrifying….

A week or two ago, Lindsay Lohan, known for being a crackhead, party slut, anorexic, skinny little thing that was wasting away…possibly from the AIDS of all the sex she had, even though AIDS is retro, at least according to every 20 year old girl I know who has fucked like a pornstar yet never used a condom…thanks porn.

I figure, Lohan decided she could make money as an instgram model..because these companies pay like 100 dollars a post or some shit, and someone like Lohan could probably command 5,000 dollars a post, so why not jump into the instagram fitness mix…

Well, I cam across this picture…and it reminded my…Lohan…and her new fitness goals…becuase shit’s gonna get her motherfucking money to buy cocaine with…not that someone like Lohan ever pays for her own coke..but you know what I mean…

All This to say – I would watch..and jerk off to her fitness video…

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2015

27

Apr

Chloe in a See Through Jacket by Keslar Tran of the Day

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Kesler Tran is very relevant now, not because of his artistic nudes that are awesome…

And not because he takes of so many instagram / LA model with so many followers that anyone who takes pics of them is relevant…because they aren’t actual models but they try so fucking hard to be …and are really just cheesy as fuck because they are so desperate to get an audience…and end up with an audience…and act like they are a Victoria’s Secret model…because they think their fans are legit…even though they make next to no money since it’s fucking instagram…and only a few break through to actual work, which is also in and of itself lame as fuck, but at least it pays…only to end up with rich dudes to get knocked up by so everything stays glamourous…

But because thanks to Bruce Jenner vs America…on the Fruit Loops cereal box of what the fuck…has made every motherfucker google TRAN…

Now what isn’t a tranny is this girl..not naked…but naked under her coat…which happens to be see through..and the reason I’m in love….because I don’t know who she is…and she could in fact be a real model..and not an instagram model…and that unknown is compelling…