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2023

27

Mar

Ariel Winter Bus Driver Ass of the Day

There was a weird moment in time when Ariel Winter, who I always thought was not a cute chick, but the internet and entertainment propagandize these people and trick weak minds into thinking they are hot. I mean look at the Kardashians, trolls that have not been seen as trolls, but who have instead made normal looking girls try to look like trolls. It’s so weird.

But there was a weird moment when the Disney kid was coming off Modern Family, I show I can happily say I’ve never seen, where people obsessed over her tits that she had already had reduced, because maybe she was doing fitness, or doing starvation to deal with her trauma of being a child star….and I went along with it, not saying she was hot, saying she looked like a troll, but had tits and clearly tits win.

We haven’t heard much of her in a while, but she has been fat, unhealthy, a binge emotional eater who likes junk food and seed oils…and I guess it’s caught up her cellulite ridden body in this body positive era of people who photoshop themselves so you don’t have to see her “cellulite is normal” or “cellulite empowering” bullshit….or their “all girls have cellulite”….without saying “yay, cuz she looks like she sits eating snacks all day”….

I guess bus driver or cafeteria lady are interchangeable with this 50 year old lady ass on a 20 something…

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2023

27

Mar

Underwater Ass and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Yoga Block Challenge

Ab Workout

Surfs Up

Shuffle Dances are Terrifying

Thong Yoga

Trying on Shoes

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

27

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I like to think the sexualizing of the lactating tit is just the next level of the sexualizing of everything and anything….

I mean, I’ve always stared at tits being pulled out in public, whether it’s some party whore or a mom trying to feed her baby, or a party whore trying to feed her baby, it’s a tit….

I never fell into the whole lactating tit doing what it is designed to do, probably what your mom’s tit did for you, unless you’re a formula baby with no attachment to your mom, which could be why you hate her so much and are incapable of love….

Clearly, people have fallen into the lactating tit doing what it is designed to do fetish, because otherwise the lactating women wouldn’t be making erotic content out of lactation and would go back to campaigning social media platforms to not shame them for posting breast feeding pics. FREE THE NIPPLE.

Maybe people are lonely, or sterile and not breeding, so the idea of ever being with a lactating tit is like jerking off to hentai….a fantasy….

Maybe people just aren’t into regular tits being flashed, you need a twist and in this case the twist is that the tit does party tricks intended for babies, but versatile and impressive amongst adults too…in a “you’re not supposed to be slutty, you’re still lactating”…

Or maybe people are just over eaters, always hungry, emotional eating pigs and get excited knowing that lactating tits can fuck you dry while keeping you satiated thanks to the caloric intake….

Who cares, it’s happening man…

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2023

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Funny things were said today, I just don’t remember any of those things…so I’ll go back to unfunny, it seems to be the theme of the internet amongst all the crazies…

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2023

24

Mar

Old as Shit Denise Richards Wants Your Money for Nudes of the Day

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The weirdest thing about Old as Shit Denise Richards wanting your money for nudes, while looking like some botched clown that would haunt most people’s nightmares if they are one of those “I’m scared of clowns because I was molested by one at my childhood birthday party” types, since that face looks like it’s been drawn on by a caricature artist down at the boardwalk, despite being marketed as human and not cartoon…..

But yeah, the weirdest thing about an old bitch, who must have a worm in her brain, or some other parasite telling her what to do….or I guess it could be a money addiction now that Sheen child-support ran dry…..

IS…..

That she wasn’t even a nude model when she was young and hot….it’s like she was likely a Fliess girl whoring, that’s what I was told, but it was under wraps…and SHEEN has been pretty consistent in hist AIDS generating sex with porn trash…..making me assume she fucks like porn trash….yet she still played the “actress”….eye candy sure, but an actress…

So doing the whole porn thing late in life is either desperation, or HER passion, an if not now, than when situation…..something she always wanted to do but was too scared it would damage her career so she waited until she had no career…I don’t know…

But when Carmen Electra and other Playboy chicks do it, it makes a lot more sense to me, this one is just some rock bottom clown shit, but you probably like it…because in your mind, the 90s were the glory days, so now jerking off to the babes from the 90s, who are now in their 90s is your only joy….

Basically what I am saying is that I blame you for this.

Posted in:Denise Richards

2023

24

Mar

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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The single greatest trend is the On/Off.

It’s something that I am hoping hits grocery stores near me.

Because you know innovation is about identifying the problem and finding a solution to said problem….and my problem is seeing clothed women and wanting to see the nude version of themselves to make sure everything is in the right place.

No surprise dicks, giant sized saucer nips, shapewear hiding the gunts, sloppiness in tit, flat wide asses….

Just TRUTH…in this world of LIES….

Is that too much to fucking ask?!

Luckily, these girls ON/OFF, CLOTHED / UNCLOTHED like the best of them, we just need this brought to the mainstream, real life and off the internet screen, just an on/off booth for all women to walk in for men who ask them for a glimpse in all public spaces.

EASY.

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Posted in:OnOff

2023

24

Mar

Feminist Friday of the Day

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What is a woman?

Apparently a woman is not a man who lives as a woman in the world of WORLD ATHLETICS…because they just banned trans competitors from going against the women, so don’t expect Bruce Jenner to come back as Caitlin to destroy in the track and field categories he won back in 1976….which made him a legend….

It would be a smart viral campaign for the Olympic, you know, to show how inclusive they are by letting Bruce come in as Caitlin and destroy all these 20 year olds well into his 70s, you know to prove how fair it is for men to compete against women in sport, and to remind women athletes why men sexualize them instead of watching their sport, they just are advanced enough athletically…

I am sure feminists will take issue with that, but they take issue with everything…

One of their own from a YOUTUBE channel is going viral, people trying to cancel her, because she said being reduced to a person with uterus, or birthing person, or person who menstruates is derogatory and ANTI- WOMAN….because it is….

Trans are trans, women are women, men are men, stop the fucking insanity, it’s idiotic and obviously a distraction from something far bigger, maybe end of the world shit……

Another distraction, my favorite distraction, one that I hope replaces internet whining again, when everyone gets off their politic shit and go back to being normal…is the tits.

Now I don’t know if these are all women, or feminists, we’ll assume they are….so what is a woman doesn’t matter, when staring at tits….THE WAY it fucking should be.

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Posted in:Feminist

2023

24

Mar

Bella Thorne Glammed Up for her Bath Robe in the Bath Fetish Content of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a weird crossover star. Unlike other crossover stars, she’s not making the move from TV to FILM, which I guess is no longer a thing. She’s not crossing over from acting to singing, she’s not doing some theatre bullshit after being a Disney kid, she’s not even going from the writers room to in front of the camera…..she’s not PORN TO MAINSTREAM…but rather going mainstream to porn….

I think it’s all contrived, calculated, speaking to the generation of nude vendors, trying to keep her grip on her lame fans by seeming current…or she’s just a pervert into being sexualized and jerked off to because it’s all she knows from being in a fucking weird industry that caters to weird people.

Anyway, she produces the lowest level barely porn for her paying customers, I don’t know if this is from that, but I do know that she’s showing some feet for the feet people, wearing a robe for the robe people, some cleavage for the titty people, all glammed up for the make-up people, by a bath for the people who like their whores bathed so they don’t get another dudes splooge on them…..and I’m over here thinking “there’s know what that greasy bitch ever bathes”….fake news, they trolling us……

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2023

24

Mar

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I don’t know if full back panties make you nostalgic because they are the panties your now dead mother used to wear when you were growing up and you’d always sneak a sniff when you’d have a window of opportunity to pull a jerk when she was out at the grocery store or some shit…

I don’t know if they remind you of the 80s, back in the last time you had sex, because most girls were wearing the bikini brief as a daily underwear in the simpler less whorish time…..

Maybe they remind you of married life, or of relationship life, two things your intolerable weirdness can’t secure…..because you’re the worse….so staring at them is a girlfriend experience for you.

Or maybe you like girls in plus sized panties while on their periods, because you have a fertility fetish….NO MENOPAUSE for you.

Whatever your reason, there’s more than just thongs out there, there’s panties bigger than the average bikini bottom you’d see on any beach if you left the house….and that’s what makes the full back panty fetish a real thing.

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Posted in:Fullback Panty

2023

24

Mar

Caroline Vreeland Nude of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland is a local hottie, so it’s important for me to bring nothing by praise her way….in the event I am out busking for stripper money and she walks past me and recognizes my internet troll stance….which won’t happen, since this site barely exists, but IMAGINE it did….

Not worth talking shit on someone, especially when that someone is a respectable wife and mother who moonlights posting racy content for the pervert fans with credit cards because it pays.

The racy content for the pervert fans is just “Instagram Influencer 2.0″….you have the dudes by the balls thanks to your tits, they already follow you and just beg for more tit, pervert sites repost the tits, and then brand deals are too few and far between, now that the celebs have decided to be influencers, or everyone and their mother became influences, so the real hero move, the strategic business move, is getting paid off the actual fans who care…

So yeah, big boobs bigger than your head in some artsy bath-tub selfies when the kid is at daycare or with the dad…is my kind of parenting…and I guess my kind of infleuncer influencing….because ultimately, even calling themselves influencers is a fucking joke, most of these people couldn’t influence anyone to do much but jerk off to them….OR in them….

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