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2023

06

Apr

Leni Klum’s Possible Nipple of the Day

Leni Klum is Heidi Klum’s hot daughter, which makes her a product of Eugenics, which I think makes for a good case for Eugenics being a good thing, so when they kill off all the ugly retards, we’ll be left with nothing by hot things to look at and in an overpopulated world, maybe regulating the population by sterilizing the ugly dumb fucks and breeding the hotties is a solid strategy that has worked for this tiny model with giant tits who was already set for life when she was born, without doing the model thing for an industry that’s typically creepy but also filled with groupies who are impressed by famous last names in the social climb, so she can scam a bunch of money out of the suckers thanks to her mom, while we get to stare at what we wish were our suckers, but are really saved for some other dude, but at least we get to imagine the occasional giant nip slip through her robe when getting her model-girl glam.

The point of the story, Leni Klum, product of Heidi, sold to an industry at a premium like part of the sex trade with her mom being her pimp works for me, since rich people can be desperate whores too, they are just hotter at it.

Check out the tit, no real nip but it’s a start and a start is better than no start!

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2023

06

Apr

Chelsea Handler Underboob of the Day

Funny girl, who I am sure really isn’t that funny, since comedians are generally not funny, but with the help of some witchcraft convince people that they are funny, and with the general population being morons who buy into everything they are told, it works out nicely for the non-funny people who pretend to be funny and who society decides are funny..Chelsea Handler, is showing off her boxy, menopausal, old, glory days behind her, under tit at the ski-hill bathroom, since she’s a skier now.

I am all for any sluts at the Ski hill pulling their big, fake looking tits out, even if it’s just the bottom quarter of the tit, since it’s tit.

Even if it’s attached to a miserable cunt, an unfunny cunt, a boring try to hard to be funny that it misses the mark cunt.

Even if it’s sad, lonely and pathetic behavior that just shows us her true colors of attention seeking, willing to do anything to fill that void in her soul that got her famous in the first place, because I don’t get too involved in how shit these people are, I just stick to their shameless self promotion that they may pretend is shocking or interesting or edgy, trying to be current like the old lady at the party who is so cool and doesn’t give a fuck but ultimately cares way too much and hates being the old bitch at the part….

The joke, which isn’t a very good joke is bad skiing too fast her tits busted through her top joke that you can easily ignore and just stare at the tits, so it works…

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2023

06

Apr

Shania Twain Cosplaying as Herself of the Day

Shania Twain is freaking me out. She’s in some weird costume, looks like a South Western Backpages ad from the 90s, or some other kind of low level glamour shoot, maybe to promote the local strip club or brothel. I don’t know, but the wig is on, the fuck me boots are on, the crop top and short shorts are on….and it’s weird cowgirl fetish from a Canadian who isn’t a cowgirl….

I’ve seen her making more appearances recently. They’ve allowed her back at events and in the scene after she was exiled to her Swiss Chateau for the last decade, sitting on her pile of money, when no one heard of Shania and would just remember her when her hits were on the radio or at the bar, bringing back the times they jerked off to her music videos back when porn wasn’t available for free in our pocket at any given time….

You know, back when she originally sold her soul to the industry back in Canada all those years ago…before being basically forgotten.

She must be 60, so this comeback tour is weird, awkward, but as long as she’s being slutty, I dig it, since I love old desperate sluts, they are the more affordable version of their younger hot selves…

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2023

06

Apr

Inbar Lavi Bikini of the Day

Inbar Lavi is a 36 year old Israeli / American actress who stared in some Netflix show called Lucifer….

More importantly, she’s got big sloppy tits hanging out of her bikini, which is really what you’d want if you were a girl in a bikini, because big sloppy tits spilling out of a bikini are fun to look at and imagine using as a punching bag with your dick….or mouth…

She’s not all that famous, but is probably rich enough as a working actress who has been on a few shows…not to mention the whole rich enough to move to LA at 17 to be a famous actor….something poor people generally don’t do unless they have a creepy producer or director in his 40s or 50s facilitating the experience so long as she doesn’t expose him for being a creep since that’s illegal.

I don’t know if she was human trafficked, I assume she wasn’t, but tits like that make me think she always could be if the acting thing doesn’t work out for her…but then again, that’s pretty much true to all people who are equipped with a vagina. There will always be a paying customer out there ready to pay for it.

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2023

06

Apr

Tiny Tits Tuesday on a Thursday of the Day

Tiny Tits, like midgets, especially those in wrestling, come with a lot of spirit, like they’ve got something to prove…

Tiny Tits, like Chihuahua’s bring a lot of bark with their bite, because they know what they lack in size, they must make up in spirit.

Tiny Tits aren’t all hated by their owners, or by the men who get to hang out with the tiny tits. Some Tiny Tit owners would never go under the knife to become a fake tit bimbo, but instead they do the whole braless for fashion thing, and as a voyeur spectator pervert that you are, you get to see far more nipple on the tiny tits, than the bitches all strapped in and braced up in their push up bras to make you believe their big sloppies don’t have dinner plate sized nipples aiming towards their feet on them banana tits.

Point of the story, Tiny Tits are hot.

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2023

06

Apr

Workout Wednesday on a Thursday of the Day

STAY FIT BITCHES…

In a world of fat fucks trying to become the socially accepted norm, you must do your part for humanity to exist as a fit bitch, to remind people that you don’t all have to be fat, even though we can all be fat, if we are lazy enough, and a lot of people who shouldn’t be fat are now fat, thanks to being lazy enough.

The fit bitches, the workout girls on Wednesday, on Thursday and everyday are the last of the Mohicans, the dying species of human who we need as a baseline or as a control group to remind everyone that fat is not where it is at, unless you’ve given up, don’t have any self respect and take what you can get.

The workout girls are critical to our survival….or at least celebrating the few people who aren’t subscribed to “be fat, it’s wonderful” when we all know in our hearts it’s nots…especially those fatties with butter pumping through their hearts…struggling up a flight of stairs…

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2023

06

Apr

Tight Pant Tuesday on a Thursday of the Day

I’ve seen a lot of pretty tight pants over the last few days, because bitches love pants that show off a version of their body through what I assume they think is a second skin, thanks to it holding them all together and shaping them in ways they wished they were shaped one the sausage legs get let out of the casings.

One of the highlight tight pants I saw over the last few days, one of the memorable ones, was a fatter chick who was pulled together relatively nicely in a part of leggings that had the mesh down the site.

I stared a little too long at the mesh, I was trying to see if I could see panties through the holes in the leggings…I couldn’t, but when the bitch walked away, likely uncomfortable by my “thinking out loud”….she basically pulled her shirt over her ass, so that I couldn’t actually see how big, round, or misshapen it was….

I thought to myself, even in this era of body positivity, inclusivity, dressing in a second skin, these bitches act like 90s girls in leggings who all wore the over-sized ass covering shirts….and it confused me because I have a feeling her phone, like all female phones, have gigabytes of NUDES they’ve either uploaded to reddit or used in sexting strangers on dating apps….yet here she is acting modest in her mesh leggings around me because she knows I’m looking a little too intensely. Pretty rude, right?!

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2023

06

Apr

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday on a Thursday of the Day

Pussy Wedgies, unlike gay dudes in tight pants, is not about showing off how big the pussy is, girls generally don’t like their pussies called big, even when they are big, it’s more of a “tight” or how much of an INNY it is.

Pussy Wedgies are more about showing off how good the is at eating the pants…BINGE eating those pants like a teen with an eating disorder at an all you can eat buffet on a cruise with her family she hates….before the PURGE….

Sure, the fatting and meatier the lip, the better the pussy wedgie, but telling a girl “you’ve got big pussy energy” while rocking her pussy wedgie, will likely not land that pussy on your face!

Either way, Pussy Wedgies are a great way to get a sketch of the pussy you would otherwise never see and that’s always fun, isn’t it.

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2023

06

Apr

Weed Wednesday on a Thursday of the Day

Smoking weed is not just something you do on a Wednesday, I just post the weed girls on Wednesdays, when I decide to compulsively stick to some weird and consistent schedule, like some kind of autistic who can only take a shit at a specific time, on a specific toilet, listing to a specific song.

I never really thought of myself as an autistic, but the sticking to a routine, over and over and over, like doing these gallery posts on a consistent schedule, as if ANYONE comes to the site to see the weed girls on a Wednesday, if anything they are the least desirable gallery post that I do, because some weed girls look like girls who smoke too much weed and spend their days on the couch eating and not showering.

Sure, there’s the occasional hottie using weed as a prop since most people lack creativity and idea, but for the most part, the women are dumpy and the dudes don’t mind, since they are probably stoned too.

The point of the story, Weed Girls are chronic…for everyday, even a Thursday!

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2023

06

Apr

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday on a Thursday of the Day

I may live in an ice filled hell, where 25 percent of the population doesn’t have any fucking power, because when you’re in a socialist society and your government owns your power, they can stage a meteorological event that they can blame cutting off the power on the climate change not the chem trails…

That doesn’t mean I an live the island life or live on island time where I can sit and dream of bitches in swimwear, thanks to the internet, that dream can become a near reality, since the internet is real life, and what was once called real life is the time spent between the internet life.

Here’s a gallery of girls in swimwear I would have posted Tuesday, but I was beach living in my mind bro…

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