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2015

21

Apr

Dakota Johnson Braless Tits of the Day

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Her name is Dakota Johnson and she has nipples that look like they are on their way to a funeral…but she still has nipples…as most girls do…unless they are cancer survivors, or Anglina Jolie, who doesn’t want to ever be a cancer survivor, and they get them removed as preemptive measures….

You have seen her nipples IN 50 SHADES OF GREY ….so I guess she’s decided that she doesn’t need to wear a bra out in public anymore, since it’s already been put out there…

That or Don Johnson, her dad…and ANtonio Banderas, her stepdad, didn’t give her enough attention growing up…because her mom was too busy giving blowjobs…as Hollywood Rich kids do…leaving her out there looking for some male attention…

Or maybe…nipples just aren’t a big deal, even when they are big and hard, and the real loser in all this is me…I am going to go with that theory…I mean I’m talking about hard nipples on some starlet like it matters…what the fuck.

Posted in:Dakota Johnson

2015

21

Apr

Kendall Jenner Coachella Private Plane Thigh of the Day

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I have a new fetish…

It is called rich kids flying in a private jet to Coachella, which is an hour and a half drive, because rich kids can’t be seen in cars, not even town cars, or tour buses for that hour and a half ride, like a bunch of fucking peasants..as rich kids have places to be and things to do…like sitting by the pool all day…and/or being whored by their parents…

Now I don’t hate that someone paid to fly Kendall to Coachella, like she was a hooker in Dubai…I actually like it because she’s showing thigh…and because it reminds me how cunty the generation has become…because if they can’t fly private…why fly at all.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

21

Apr

Amy Schumer Shows Letterman her Fat Vagina of the Day

You know…I am all for the fat, busted faced girl finding comedy…I am even all for the fat, busted faced girl fidning success with that comedy….getting rich off their comedy…because most fat, busted faced girls don’t embrace being fat, busted faced girls…and live a mousy secluded, insecure life…without putting themselves out there, even if like Amy Schumer, them out there is annoying as fuck…which brings me to there being something about Amy Schumer beyond her physical appearance..that I hate….and that something is this joke..

It’s like I’m sure everyone has made jokes about second vaginas on inner thigh wounds…often…if she really wanted to be shocking….she should have showed Letterman her meaty, probably greasy, possibly big clit or burried genital pussy…because that would have been the right thing to do for comedy…

I don’t like this tip toeing around a good joke…like her vagina…in fact, as gross as she is, I think it’s be the best prank she could ever pull off, I mean that…and actually having sex…because come on..Amy Schumer getting fucked…is comedy…

Posted in:Amy Schumer

2015

21

Apr

Kristina Peric by David Benoliel for TREATS! of the Day

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TREATS! magazine has a few claim to fames. The first being that the magazine is financed by the facebook twins who got a couple of hundred million dollars for seeding the facebook idea in the Zuckerberg’s head before he robbed it….as autistic nerds do….especially from jocks…hasn’t anyone seen revenge of the nerds?

The other being that they took nude pics of Emily Rat Cow that got her in the Blurred lines video, and that made her famous for a year….

The last being that they find all the young, new, eager LA girls, get them naked and invite them to exclusive rich person parties, like a legal escort agency, which I guess is what all Modeling agencies are….introducing them to the world of being arm candy in high end, exclusive, rich person places…the whole thing may not be that interesting…but at least we get to see their tits in hot pics, because without these pics…the illusion of it all wouldn’t exist.

I am a fan…of illusions like this…

Posted in:Kristina Peric

2015

21

Apr

Elsa Hosk is an Official VS Angel of the Day

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I remember Elsa Hosk when she first started modeling a few years ago….she was doing a lot of topless shit and was pretty fucking amazing to look at…She’s Swedish, I am a fan..and it was obvious that it was only a matter of time before the evil underwear giants at Victoria’s Secret scooped her up and robbed her of the desperation she once had…in doing all those topless shoots to get noticed by a brand like Victoria’s Secret….you know the career changer…

Well she booked a few gigs with them but now it’s apparently official, she is in a contract, an official angel..and the good news is that in this rebrand to be more fashion and babe oriented…the new styling of the images are good enough to jerk off to…a throwback to the 90s…because even evil empires can update and improve..after enough scrutiny…

So now, Elsa Hosk is too famous for you, but let’s face it..she was too famous for you even before she was a model..because you’re weird and deserve to be alone..

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2015

21

Apr

Hot Motorbike Ride and Other Videos of the Day

LAPD Don’t Like Being Filmed

Cop Slaps a Dude

House Floats Down Main Street

Naked Protesters of the Day

Gas Station Mayhem

Grandmother’s Rant of the Day

Scooter VS Cyclist…WTF

Black Man Buying a Gun Experiment

Live TV Fence Jump Fail

Elephant Kills a Motherfucker….Becasuse Motherfuckers Fuck with Elephants and Deserve to be Killed

Footballer Caught in the Dug Out…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

21

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My life is at the level of pathetic where I now try to create at dramatic curve, I either introduce them over text and try to make them jealous of each other, or I try to introduce my the over text message to have threeway sext, which ends with them hating each other and usually me, because this is a quick to market, easy to digest, disposable society….and in the end…my puppet mastering does more harm than good….and in the end…I still don’t get laid…there’s a pattern here…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Miley Cyrus and her Boyfriend are Over
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Amy Schumer Shows Letterman her Vagina
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Kylie Jenner Challenge Video
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Babes in Spots Bras
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The Tits of the Tribeca Festival
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Katie Cassidy – Bikini Slut
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Courtney Cox Tits are Engaged…
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Shitty Stunts of the Day
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Here’s some ass…
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Mike Myers’ Bought a 17 Million Dollar Apartment in NYC
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Very Uncomfortable bathign SUit
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The Man With the Voice of Satan
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Full House Revival is Happening
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LL Cool J Pictionary Fail
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Hot as Fuck Stunt Double of the Day
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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

21

Apr

Emmanuelle Chriqui, Malin Akerman, Michelle Monaghan, Jennifer Akerman, and Nicol Paone in Bikinis of the Day

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This is what these stoners had to say:

HAPPY 420. I’m spending the morning of this should-be-national holiday by the pool with my 420 girls.

Nice that they incorporate a kid into the getting high…good partents…

Posted in:Emmanuelle Chriqui|Jennifer Akerman|Malin Akerman|Michelle Monaghan

2015

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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From the RatedXLife Snapchat…this bush in weed pants wearing a weed nuug as a bush hat is up on some Miley Cyrus shit..high concetp art..

As someone who doesn’t smoke weed, all you 420 idiots must die, but as someone who loves bush…I mean the kind of guy who makes girls I fuck grown out bush…I support everything bush….

Sometimes, I wish my life was more exciting than this snapchat pic…but then I remember broke, never leaving the house, drinking and napping all day…doesn’t pave the way for fun…

But these stepLINKS do…so here are some links…

No wait…here’s David Hasselhoff’s video people are still talking about..

Now here’s the stepLINKS

Big Fucking Tits
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Kim Jung Overcomes All
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Blake Lively….Cleavage…
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Bikini Slut of the Day
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Every Stormtrooper Battle Ever
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Paris Hilton is Coachella
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Teen Kills Teacher with Crossbow
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Megan Fox Ass in Leggings
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Slut of the Day
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Christina Aguilera Ass Implants
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Jared Leto as the Joker…
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Pug Snowboarding
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Wedding Dress Erotica
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Kesha in a White Dress
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Marloes Horst Pictures in a Bikini
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Another Slut of the Day
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Batman VS Superman Poster.
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Clever Marketing of the Day
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Dakota Fanning – for Nylon
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Why Sitting is Damaging You
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Calvin Harris is Allergic to Taylor Swift’s Pussies
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Kelly Brook’s Tits..at Coachella
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Amber Heard is Amazing
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Katie Cassidy in a Bikini
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Warren Sapp Giving the Police His Statement about Hookers is Amazing
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Jenna Dewan Tatum – Muddy Ass
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Cameraman Saves A Dude from Falling
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Kristina Brown is Off Life Support
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Game of Thrones Stunt Double…is Amazing…
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Poisonous Foods We Eat
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Vera Farmiga Naked in Never Forget
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Anne Hathaway Leggings of the Day
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Shitty Comic Book Trailer
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Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage
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Tyrese Twitter Fight..
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Rumer Willis Pokies
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The Public Ariana Grande and Big Sean Statement is Insane…
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Lady Gaga Squished Boobs
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Spider Crab Pyramid
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Dakota Fanning in a Dress
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Giorgio Armani Doesn’t Like it When Men Dress Too Gay….
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Rare Madonna Nudes
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Whores in Bikinis
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John Tavolta Defends Scientology…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Girls With One Boob Out
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Find Girls Who Will Fuck You….
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Body Building Chick
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Robin Givens Naked for Playboy
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The 10 Hoottest Real Life Stoners
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Penis Disaster of the Day
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Sex in Mainstream Movies
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RUBBER PUSSY OF THE DAY !
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Girl in the Hot Tub
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Sex Toy Of the Day
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Girls Playing with her Tits…
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Free live sex without credit card
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Grandpa Balls
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5 Hot Czwch Girls
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Tessa Fowler Huge Tits
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Naked, Young, Amazing, Girls…Who Would Normally Be Working at Starbucks…Getting Naked…
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Kylie Jenner Challenge?
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Big Tits Pawn’s Her Pussy
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Weirdest Sex Toy Demo
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I LIKE MY GIRLS Girls Naked and Stoned…No Not That Kind of Stoned…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

20

Apr

Cop Doesn’t Want to Shoot a Suspect and Other Videos of the DAy

Hillbilly Fight in Appalachia…and Other Videos of the Day

Circus Workers Attack Animal Rights Protesters

Girl Flirts – then Robs

Baltimore Cop Breaks Suspects Spine…

Buffalo VS Chinese School

Idiot Gets Killed….Because He Doesn’t See Bus

Car Pile Up

Teacher Fights Female Student

COuple Gets Pretty Freaky on a Patio…in North Carolina…

Warren Sapp on His Hookers….Amazing

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos