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2015

13

Apr

Charlotte McKinney for Guess of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is the latest in tits that have gone viral…

She proves that there is a place for Flordia trashy looking girls in the mainstream media…rather than working the counter of a topless Fort Lauderdale donut shop…in hopes of one day getting picked up by Hooters…because it is less degrading and has better retirement packages…

She’s got the face of a 40 year old, despite not being 40, and thanks to Guess loving her…like she was classy Anna Nicole Smith…she’s showing her massive tits to the world…and boom…everyone loves them…

Here she is for guess – because people love tits…

Here are some pics of her for Terry Richardson…

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2015

13

Apr

Emily Ratajkowski Possible Nipple of the Day

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Apparently you can see Emily Ratjkowski’s nipple in this picture at some Much Music bullshit awards show, because award shows are good for advertisers…and perpetuating this whole bullshit industry…

I can’t see any nipple, which brings on a philosophical question and that is if a nude model turned actress that has rockin’ tits everyone has seen…I’m talking millions and millions of people have seen…thanks to a music video she was in…does her nipple slip make a sound…

The answer is…yes…because as I tell all girls who send me nude pics, fresh spread ass pics are better than the ass pics I was sent last week…I always need new content…

Now, I can’t predict whether Emily Ratajkowski will exist or be relevant in a year…I mean when I first started posting on her she was really a nobody with great tits I made fun of….and slowly became someone I wrote love letters to…because I’m easily won over…I never thought she’d get to this level…and maybe, she’ll be like a Jessica Alba, the hot girl who gets cast whether she can act or not, because the world needs hot girls…

But I can predict that we’ll probably see her awesome body naked again…unless she’s one of those “naked got me here, but naked stays private now that I am here”…and while we all wait for her next strategic play…here is what may or may not be her great tits having a nipple slip and as you know we all love great tits…at least I do..

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2015

13

Apr

Julianne Hough Drunk at Coachella Weekend of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned, Julianne Hough, is a stripper who walked into the wrong audition and lucked out, but then again, I assume that any professional trained dancer, who plans on doing dance as a career, is going to end up as a stripper, unless she comes from a rich and connected family, or maybe dates a rich and connected guy like Ryan Seacrest…

Here she is drunk at Coachella, too far gone to ever fall into sex work, she’s rich and connected and never going to be like so many professionally trained dancers before her…

So until then, she’s the one who got away…

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2015

13

Apr

Lindsay Lohan’s Fitness Continues of the Day

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As much as a joke Lindsay Lohan is or has been or has become in her career and/or personal life, I still believe she is a star, with star power, and a presence that lights up a room, and not only in a weird “she’s a fucking crazy person throwing the furniture” at people kind of light up the room, but good old fashioned, she had her soul sold to the entertainment industry by her parents, and is well trained and she has that “it factor”…it’s just been misused…

I am a firm believer that she will end up winning an Academy award in her lifetime, she is Lindsay Lohan, and I am a believer…

But I do find that while she figures shit out, this whole becoming an instagram fitness account the last 2 weeks, is pretty fucking entertaining, maybe even insane…and not just because her fitness pics are horribly shot, I mean hire a fucking photographer you’re Lindsay Lohan….I mean I’d do it for her for free if she still took my calls…this is a ghetto operation for a fucking celebrity.

But I guess what it comes down to is that Lohan is insane….and this is just a new development in that insanity…

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2015

13

Apr

Helena Christensen is Topless for Madame Figaro of the Day

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At the core of who I am, I am totally against 44 year old women, at least as sexual objects….or as a concept….

I feel like sex appeal ends at 30…so throw them into marriage and kids and all that other horrible shit…

But in practice, the whole recently divorced, just want to slut out with no commitment, because they have been burned, and realize how shitty the “lie” they’ve been told all their lives is…can be hot…

The having kids and a job, means no time to annoy the fuck out of any dude they are dating, because they did all that and it worked out horrible, so now they just want to fuck….

Not to mention their years of experience in a fucking maariage means that they have either explored to keep things exciting, or fantasized to keep things exciting when they masturbating, so they enter an affair with open mind and body…

The unfortunate thing is that open body is sometimes too open, because the ease of entry of most household objects thanks to child birth, but if you get a good one, she does kegels, got her pussy sewed up after the kid, and hasn’t fucked forever thanks to marriage…

Sure they are still in their 40s and their pussies may smell like an old folks home from the stagnant air no matter how many pairs of their daughters Lululemon pants their squeeze into.. and no matter how good they look in them….they are still old as fuck…

But every once in a while, a top model like Helena Christensen, one of the OG Victoria’s Secret model comes along and reminds me that the only 44 year old women I really hate is the one I married….

Here are some pics of her topless for Madame Figaro…

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2015

13

Apr

Hilaria Baldwin’s Pregnant Picture of the Day

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I don’t like pregnant women, because I just think about how destroyed their vaginas probably are or soon will be, not to mention that whole freakish baby growing inside her like some parasitic alien, even though the human race depends on it….it still seems so fucking unnatural…

But I do like gold digging sugar babies, with amazing Yoga bodies and flexibility, who landed teaching yoga to Celebrities, who love Yoga because they have everything money can buy, and shit makes them think they are more spiritual or something equally obnoxious in their horribly disgusting lives…

I just figure, if you’re gonna show a motherfucker how flexbible you are, he might as well be some pervert rich guy, who can support your Yoga life of luxury, so that you can do Yoga on your own fucking terms around the world…

So this Hilaria Baldwin and her rockin’ body is fun to look at, even when pregnant with a Baldwin meal ticket….

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2015

13

Apr

Ariana Grande Tongue of the Day

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I don’t know why, but every time I see anything Ariana Grande, all I see is some brat who had serious fucking stage parents, that conditioned her into this money making performer, and I guess it worked for the family, because she’s making bank….like she was Selena…a border jumper with a dancing monkey of a baby to bring in the sympathizers as to not get the whole family deported….

Here she is singing Whitney Houston with David Foster….and all I nsee is some brad who has been trained so aggressively by “her people”…because her parents had a fucking dream…

She creeps me the fuck out, but at least she doesn’t wear pants….because when you’ve got a body and don’t wear pants…whether you’re a creepy robot muppet with a bad attitude or not….you’re ok by me…and I am not just saying that because she lets big black cock destroy her vagina…

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2015

13

Apr

Pornstar Carter Cruise’s Porn Horror Story of the Day

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Carter Cruise is an EDM superstar….but she’s also a very committed pornstar…who has done so many porn scenes in the year or two that she’s been doing porn…because that’s how porn works these days…just bang them out…

I am friendly with her since meeting at random porn events I sneak into, even though I fucking hate porn, don’t watch porn, and think porn has destroyed romance…now that everyday girls everywhere want to be punched in the face and throat fucked by huge cock, instead of just wanting to make love…like ladies…

Which I guess means porn isn’t that bad, but it definitely isn’t that interesting, but interesting enough to make a generation fucked, literally and figuratively when it comes to sex…

She was asked what her porn horror story was, and her answer involves anal sex inspired colonic….and the whole delivery of the story is pretty amazing…especially when you cross reference it to all the anal scenes she’s done.

I’m a fan…of her and her Porn Horror Story..and in case you didn’t realize it…it’s all about me.

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2015

13

Apr

Drake and Madonna Make Out of the Day

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Madonna was clever enough to use her opportunity to be on stage with Drake, who is the number one rapper in the USA apparently,to stage a viral stunt, or viral meme, or just transference of a virus…on stage at Coachella…

I don’t think anything Madonna does is sexually exciting, even when she tries to suck the soul out of the best selling artists she’s managed to get on stage ith…

I do think Drake’s expression after this happens, of disgust, like “an old as fuck bitch with great tits just fucking mouth kissed me, I better play this off as EWWW GIRLS and not shove my dick down her throat cuz she’s Madonna, and I’m trying to be an authentic black man not a neurotic Jewish man who hates germs I probably am, because being half black was just a sales tactic to make that Jewish boss money…”….

If you know what I mean..and if you don’t, here’s the video of what some would consider a terrible nightmare…attack of the too old to be a cougar…trying to stay relevant..and it worked…because it’s the biggest story today…