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2015

10

Mar

Sarah Bolger for Esquire of the Day

Sarah Bolger is an Irish actress you’ve probably never heard of….she’s been in some shit that I’ve never heard of…and all I really know about her, or Irish people in general is that they like to drink and I like to drink…so together we can drink….

I also know that the Irish in Ireland are far less violent than the Irish in Boston, they are also far less white trash and they sound like pirates when they talk…especially when they are wasted…

Plus, every Irish girl I know is a tormented catholic girl who really wants to get fucked up the ass by random men, because getting fucked in the Vagina…is against Jesus’s way…especially this jesus….

All this to say, for an Irish girl, a breed of woman generally not hot, this one is pretty hot.

Here’s her nipple slip….

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2015

10

Mar

Charissa Thompson Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Charissa Thompson is the new Maria Menounos..I don’t watch Hollywood Gossip shows, I just assume that she is Maria Menounos’ replacement, now that Maria Menounos went off to start tech companies, and a reality show to promote said tech companies, since the money is in Tech and not being some talking head with a fake smile on TV with Mario Lopez…

So Charissa, is about the same age as Maria Menounos, almost 40 year old, probably fans of Mario Lopez from Saved by the Bell…when they were seniors in High School…so this in a lot of ways is a work of passion…

What I like about them both, is that they love to be trashy little sluts flaunting their asses on social media, like being on TV isn’t enough for them…they need more jerking off to them…and here I am helping the process…

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2015

10

Mar

Charli XCX Performing of the Day

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Charli XCX likes to show her ass to the world…because it is a good marketing hook…otherwise she would just be some low grade, relatively shitty, aspiring singer that no one would notice or pay attention to…

This pantsless thing, in performance and in life…you know just some subtle, yet obvious exhibitionism…makes her matter…

Now if only this trend really managed to trickle into mainstream life…it could make going to the DMV more interesting…you know girls who are even fatter than Charli XCX with less appealing asses than Charli XCX showing their asses…it would bring me joy….and I think it is already starting, and I’m not talking with hipsters Charli XCX is ripping off, Hipster ass happened years ago…we’re talking starting with the mainstream because I was at a bar the other night and a woman was walking around with her ass out….sure she was drunk, her skirt tucked into her underwear…and a mom…who probably never heard of Charli XCX…but I thought she was hip as fuck…for staying on trend.

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2015

10

Mar

Debby Ryan is not in Pants of the Day

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I don’t know who or what Debby Ryan is….but I am assuming a Disney Star, because if she was a Disney Star it would be a natural progression for her to be posting pics of her pantsless to her social media…I guess it is part of the Disney Training that makes these girls hireable for life, and not just because of the blowjobs they learned to give at a young age…but because they also learned how to sing and dance to be the best girls out there, all while knowing that at any given time and new girl could come in and replace them…

It’s good for their sanity…and also…their blowjob skills…

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2015

10

Mar

Candice Swanepoel for Osmoze of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is a model….this is her modeling…for a company that isn’t Victoria’s Secret, because I guess they let her out of her cage every once in a while, but maybe this is a company the Victoria’s Secret people own part of, and they figure why not take the white girl they found eating out of Garbage before Nelson Mandela saved her and gave her to America…for promo modeling….because she’s hot..

So thank Nelson Mandela for saving the rich white people from South Africa from a life of underpaying and mistreating the black natives…without apartheid there would be no Swanepoel…

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2015

10

Mar

Zoolander 2 Promotion of the Day

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I don’t think there’s much going on here.

It was a clever marketing stunt for Zoolander 2. The fans of the movie are probably loving everything about this….

I just find the whole movies crossing over into the regular world with silly stunts annoying…But I guess when it is walking a Paris Fashion week fashion show……because the fashion world likes the idea of the publicity it will get…and has been all over hollywood since day one…it sells product…

I just find it cheesy as fuck..the dudes are old, Hollywood desperate and that is why I prefer Kanye Dancing to the Seinfeld Theme Song

A video posted by Kanye Doing Things (@kanyedoingthings) on Mar 9, 2015 at 12:28pm PDT

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2015

10

Mar

Kylie Jenner is a Good Time of the Day

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A video posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on Mar 7, 2015 at 5:03pm PST

Kylie Jenner is probably going to be the worst of the Kardashians, she’s just too young to really prove that prediction.

You would assume that since the Kim Kardashian one paved the way for the entire family to get really famous for nothing, thanks to her porn, that the rest of the family would just coast, but I think, at least based on the young one’s social media, that she knows she’s too round to be a fake fashion model that their mom bought for her birthday, but she’s not too round to fuck black dudes…you never really are…

So instead of taking the trust fund she doesn’t realize she even has and move somewhere laid back to avoid all these assholes in her family, she’s posting titty pics, because that’s what they learn at a young age from their mom…

All this to say there was probably never any level of normal in their family, always in the aquarium with white america looking in…while black america was getting in….and that is a perfect place for a girl to lose her fucking mind, develop addiction, and porn out herself…

Yes, she’s just showing cleavage…but she’s 17…she’s got plenty of time for that to turn into spread vagina….which is something I like…

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2015

10

Mar

Yvonne Strahovski For GQ of the Day

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Yvonne Strahovski is some 32 year old Polish / Australian actress who has been in Chuck and Dexter and I guess that’s about it, but is probably more than you have been in…

I guess she’s one of those Australians with big dreams of coming to LA to make it in the world, because she knows if all else fails she can always be a sugar baby to rich guys thanks to her tits…..

She was also voices videogames, which I guess is something you’ve probably masturbated to, seeing as you have no friends and videogames are all you know..

And now she’s in some obscure market GQ magazine…showing off her tits…because she looks amazing…even though 32 is old as fuck…or at least old enough to fuck too many guys, breaking her vagina all for her dream of stardom…I don’t know what it is, young girls who have fucked 100 dudes gross me out far less than 32 year olds who have fucked 100 dudes…probably the whole not liking to eat food left on the table from the night before….expiration date….

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2015

10

Mar

Charlotte McKinney Big Tits of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney has managed to position herself properly and it only took her 40 fucking years, to crawl out of the Florida Swamp, and work her way through a couple of trashy malls, probably working at Hooters, or the topless Donut Shop they closed in the 90s in Fort Lauderdale…to become an SI model, Carl’s JR commercial model, and now Dancing with the Stars dancer…

How the fuck does that happen to a girl in 4 months, big tits or not…I can only assume…no gag reflex..

I mean I know what you’re thimking, all girls are hookers, but some girls are better hookers than others, especially when they look like 90s porn chicks, because that’s when they were last in touch with what was considered hot…..but then again she’s from Florida…this is pretty much what all 40 year olds there look like…

All this to say, I like the way she dismounts a car.

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2015

10

Mar