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2015

10

Mar

Selena Gomez Ass of the Day

You’re probably looking at Selena Gomez’s ass, trying to decide how many times Bieber came in it, maybe even wondering if he took her anal virginity, or if that happened in an office at Disney when her mom was treating those early auditions as if they were “doctor visits”, in a “this will only hurt a minute”….”do it for our Mexican Familey”….but I keep looking at her puffy little face that makes me laugh..

She looks like a Disney Cartoon character, and I doubt that is a coincidence, they probably made her in a lab…and her tits aren’t the only fake thing on her…

Sure they pretend it is Lupus meds, the steroids making her inflate…but there’s no fun in that story…I mean that almost makes me feel bad, seeing as I know people who died prematurely from Lupus…but when you separate real life, and these idiots living the fantasy life…who gives a fuck if they have a terminal illness, when you can just laugh at their face.

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2015

10

Mar

Taylor Swift for Dolly Magazine of the Day

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Taylor Swift isn’t as terrible of a person as I want her to be. She’s just so good at maintaining her public image for the sake of Album sales, that she never gets caught straying off course, and if she does, she’s points fingers, blames dudes, does what ever she can to stay squeaky clean…and I kind of like the lie that is going on with her, because I know that nothing is what it seems…and that any young girl…with a ton of money hanging out with all these little coke head models….in luxury settings…is being bad as fuck…

I just like these pics…all conservative with an evil smile…looking down at us like we’re all idiots and that she’s fucking won…because she pretty much have…

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2015

10

Mar

Gigi Hadid for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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I find it funny that Gigi Hadid is a top model now. it was just last year she was an instagram model who hung out with the jenners, now look at her, she’s like the new, skinny Kate Upton…Thanks Dad…

You see, she would argue that at 7 she started modeling for her dad’s friends’ company Guess, which isn’t a lie, it is just less representative of her career and more representative of a creeper creeping…

Not to mention, when you model for your dad’s friend, it’s never really considered work, even if your circle is big brands and not the mall basement photostudio you dad owes a gambling debt to…

You see, when you’re connected and your dad is an 80 year old pervert who fucks 20 year olds and your mom is a sugar baby who was hot enough to trap sperm in her uterus long enough to make babies…your dad’s friends are also perverts into what you’re young body is offering, but more importantly, capable of making dreams come true…

I don’t find her that hot, but she’s doing Vicotira’s Secret, She Did Sports Illustrated, what can’t she do….

Nothing…Thanks to having a rich dad.

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2015

10

Mar

Miley Cyrus Toes for the Fetishists of the Day

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Here are some Miley Cyrus feet for the foot fetishists out there, because Miley Cyrus is relevant, I think she’s even hot…I’ve seen her in person, or at least someone who looked like her and her body was long and lean with a hot round ass ,that as long as she wasn’t talking…was amazing to look at…and I figure as someone who loves pussy and asshole pics, there are people out there who love feet pics..and I know this because I was at a porn convention in New Jersey many years ago and I met a dude, probably one of the weirdest dudes ever, who went around giving pornstars 20 dollars to film their feet in shoes…motherfucker had had two cameras going and had them posing their feet like their feet were Cindy Crawford at the peak of her career…you know – “so more sole, give me a bit more toe cleavage”…all while practically cumming himself…it was weird…but not as weird as anyone looking at these pics of Miley and cumming themselves…but I’ll post them anyway because I’m non-judgemental…

All this to say, Miley has a weird as fuck instagram…

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2015

10

Mar

Sarah Bolger for Esquire of the Day

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Sarah Bolger is an Irish actress you’ve probably never heard of….she’s been in some shit that I’ve never heard of…and all I really know about her, or Irish people in general is that they like to drink and I like to drink…so together we can drink….

I also know that the Irish in Ireland are far less violent than the Irish in Boston, they are also far less white trash and they sound like pirates when they talk…especially when they are wasted…

Plus, every Irish girl I know is a tormented catholic girl who really wants to get fucked up the ass by random men, because getting fucked in the Vagina…is against Jesus’s way…especially this jesus….

All this to say, for an Irish girl, a breed of woman generally not hot, this one is pretty hot.

Here’s her nipple slip….

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2015

10

Mar

Charissa Thompson Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Charissa Thompson is the new Maria Menounos..I don’t watch Hollywood Gossip shows, I just assume that she is Maria Menounos’ replacement, now that Maria Menounos went off to start tech companies, and a reality show to promote said tech companies, since the money is in Tech and not being some talking head with a fake smile on TV with Mario Lopez…

So Charissa, is about the same age as Maria Menounos, almost 40 year old, probably fans of Mario Lopez from Saved by the Bell…when they were seniors in High School…so this in a lot of ways is a work of passion…

What I like about them both, is that they love to be trashy little sluts flaunting their asses on social media, like being on TV isn’t enough for them…they need more jerking off to them…and here I am helping the process…

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2015

10

Mar

Charli XCX Performing of the Day

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Charli XCX likes to show her ass to the world…because it is a good marketing hook…otherwise she would just be some low grade, relatively shitty, aspiring singer that no one would notice or pay attention to…

This pantsless thing, in performance and in life…you know just some subtle, yet obvious exhibitionism…makes her matter…

Now if only this trend really managed to trickle into mainstream life…it could make going to the DMV more interesting…you know girls who are even fatter than Charli XCX with less appealing asses than Charli XCX showing their asses…it would bring me joy….and I think it is already starting, and I’m not talking with hipsters Charli XCX is ripping off, Hipster ass happened years ago…we’re talking starting with the mainstream because I was at a bar the other night and a woman was walking around with her ass out….sure she was drunk, her skirt tucked into her underwear…and a mom…who probably never heard of Charli XCX…but I thought she was hip as fuck…for staying on trend.

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2015

10

Mar

Debby Ryan is not in Pants of the Day

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I don’t know who or what Debby Ryan is….but I am assuming a Disney Star, because if she was a Disney Star it would be a natural progression for her to be posting pics of her pantsless to her social media…I guess it is part of the Disney Training that makes these girls hireable for life, and not just because of the blowjobs they learned to give at a young age…but because they also learned how to sing and dance to be the best girls out there, all while knowing that at any given time and new girl could come in and replace them…

It’s good for their sanity…and also…their blowjob skills…

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2015

10

Mar

Candice Swanepoel for Osmoze of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is a model….this is her modeling…for a company that isn’t Victoria’s Secret, because I guess they let her out of her cage every once in a while, but maybe this is a company the Victoria’s Secret people own part of, and they figure why not take the white girl they found eating out of Garbage before Nelson Mandela saved her and gave her to America…for promo modeling….because she’s hot..

So thank Nelson Mandela for saving the rich white people from South Africa from a life of underpaying and mistreating the black natives…without apartheid there would be no Swanepoel…

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2015

10

Mar

Zoolander 2 Promotion of the Day

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I don’t think there’s much going on here.

It was a clever marketing stunt for Zoolander 2. The fans of the movie are probably loving everything about this….

I just find the whole movies crossing over into the regular world with silly stunts annoying…But I guess when it is walking a Paris Fashion week fashion show……because the fashion world likes the idea of the publicity it will get…and has been all over hollywood since day one…it sells product…

I just find it cheesy as fuck..the dudes are old, Hollywood desperate and that is why I prefer Kanye Dancing to the Seinfeld Theme Song