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2015

18

Mar

Charlie Riina is Amazing at the Beach of the Day

I know absolutely nothing about her, but what I do know based on looking at these pics alone, is that she’s come from heaven (I’m assuming eastern europe or russia)…with her massive breasts that I figure if you’re gonna have breasts they might as well be massive…and rockin’ body….for me to stare at….

It seems like she’s done that LA water company, and more importantly that she’s done Playboy, at least that’s what google is telling me…and the nice thing about that is that I can focus on what is important in these pics, then cross reference her nudes, since everyone, even TINDER girls have nudes, in order to bring my orgasm to completion…

I figure…new content, cross-reference with old nudity…makes for a perfect balance for proper masturbation…even if it’s not quite masturbation since I feel nothing but love for her..and my penis is more of an inny than an outty, but you get what I mean…

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2015

18

Mar

Josephine Skriver in Some Legit Victoria’s Secret Softcore of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret makes me laugh….

In the 70s, the Sears Catalog used to have a lingerie section that was the closest thing to porn you could get your hands on if you didn’t have a dad with a stash of Playboys or Penthouse…

The Sears catalog, from what I remember would post girls in semi-sheer underwear and if you looked close enough you could see the shade of a bush or nipple…it was exciting times..

Then Victoria’s Secret happened, and reinvented the lingerie Catalog…I only really remember seeing it in the early 90s, and by then…there was no nipple anywhere, no bush…anywhere…no pussy definition…anywhere…it was the most safe, wholesome underwear catalog in the history of underwear catalog, but the girls they cast were amazing…so it didn’t matter…

Then the Internet happened…Victoria’s Secret seemed dated, but still massive…as people turned to porn, or even nude photoshoots of the models they used…

Then new feminism on the internet happened, as an answer to cyberbullying, that involved but wasn’t limited to attacking people who called girls fat, while getting naked…to free the nipple…

Which led to Victoria’s Secret being attacked for air brushing a woman’s part out of a sheer outfit…because to Feminists that means that they were saying nipple was bad…and you cant’t tell feminists anything because they’ll go crazy…

So now, they’ve decided to say fuck it to the airbrushing..so the nipple and pussy definition, they’re models and photogs are doing this already without them, might as well get on board…which is a good thing..

Especially when it involes Oiling up a girl…

From super generic crap…to softcore erotica…with not much in between…good job Victoria’s Secret on being progressive…I am a fan.

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE

Posted in:Josephine Skriver

2015

18

Mar

Paris Hilton Gives Barbie Herpes in this Terrifying Shoot of the Day

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We can all agree that Paris Hilton is a pile of shit of a person…

We can all agree that she has been relating or channeling Barbie since she brought her annoying self to the mainstream by getting fucked on camera…

We can all agree that she is a has been who never was, even if she’s still making more money than ever, thanks to the world being retarded and unaware of how to make people fall off and disappear, especially when said person is rich as fuck, hangs out with people who are rich as fuck, and will always be int he “right” places…

She’s still garbage, whether she’s mastered manipulating the retards of the world for profit…But more importantly, her bird face isn’t even hot or interesting, she’s just skinny and connected and I guess..that in and of itself is enough…

I mean, I should give her some credit, she’s blocked me off social media which is kind of funny considering I never bother with her, but more importantly, the whore fucks on camera…and exposes herself and that’s a good thing no matter who is doing it..

WHat isn’t a good thing is this fucking shoot where she’s been cast as Barbie, if anything it is offensive and Mattel should sue the whore…make her license that shit…bankrupt her…anything is possible and sometimes dreams do come true…just not my dreams…

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2015

18

Mar

Brooke Shield’s Horrible Surf Porn of the Day

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When I think of surf babes, I don’t think of Brooke Shields, in fact, when I think of anything I don’t think of Brooke Shields, and really the only semi-interesting thing about Brooke Shields is that she was naked in a Hollywood movie when she was 14, sexualized at a young age, before they expected her to fill out, broaden, and pretty much become a man…not because I like girls who are sexualized at a young age, I find young girls annoying…but because I like the idea of the mainstream producer perversions…like the people at Disney being exposed, even celebrated by the same people who will call me a pornographer for posting pics of her hard nipples…

All this to say, surfing has the allure, people in the cold dream about being surfers, looking at surf girl asses from being athletic and in half squat all fucking day…and never…do they think of some beast….sea monster…hard nippled or not crawling out of the fucking ocean…

But at the same time….hard nipples in a surf shirt…are awesome…and outweigh Brooke Shield’s muscle mass in relevance…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Brooke Shields

2015

18

Mar

The Naked Chef of the Day

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Some girl from Argentine did such a basic video of her cooling “topless”…and it apparently went completely viral. I watched 10 seconds of it, because that is my attention span when it comes to pretty much anything and everything, including but not limited to going down on girls and/or eating their asses, because I’ve seen it all before…

I just like that we as a society, on an international level, are so fucking basic, it’s like all it takes is a decent girl strategically topless to get known…

Meanwhile, in LA, so many girls are struggling and “thirst” trapping…when all it really takes is a vidographer with a basic idea and basic editing skills..

Step your game up fame whores, every last one of you could have been this girl…it really doesn’t take much…

Let me be your life coach…

Posted in:Videos

2015

18

Mar

Christina Milian & Karrueche Tran Classy for Instagram of the Day

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You know a mom is classy when she is distributing pictures of her ass in a bikini with a shot glass balancing on it…even if it isn’t her ass but her friends ass… to her pretty massive audience thanks to being on TV and a pop star many years ago…

It is up on some Jersey Shore, Spring Break hustle, that is a little more caramel colored than orange…

The issue isn’t really that she’s doing this in her spare time, I mean what else is an ex slutty popstar who should have been Nicki Minaj, but who instead scammed her name onto a bunch of songs her baby daddy produced, meaning she’ll be paid hefty residuals for the rest of her life..supposed to do with her time…since she has all the money she needs..but not all the male attention she needs..

All girls like to be ratchet, watched, and masturbated to…but I think if that is really the case…Milian the “look at me” noisemaker, could do better than this…I’m talking spread asshole…

Either way, here she is having fun with Chris Brown’s exx girlfriend…because #whores.

Posted in:Christina Milian|Karrueche Tran

2015

18

Mar

Ashley Benson is Less Fat of the Day

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Ashley Benson seems to be leaning out a little bit, she’s been working at it because the internet calls her fat and like all actors, she googles herself and is affected by all you mean spirited assholes who are leaving hateful comments on her shit, she may pretend she doesn’t care and that she’s better than that, but trust me, they know everything written about them and they cry on the inside with every bite of food they take knowing they are just gonna be called fat again…

I know it is hard to tell with her short legs….something she has no control over, but all actors are short they fit into the screen better like that…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2015

18

Mar

Maggie Q at Some Event of the Day

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Here is a picture of some girl who goes by the name Maggie Q, because I assume she’s 12 years old, and thinks it is a cute name for her junior high school sleep overs or maybe for her cheerleading squad at her summer camp…because that’s what it sounds like…

But the reality of Maggie Q is that she is old as fuck, pushing 40, and more importantly, the product of the VIetnam War, where her dad met her mom when he was stationed there killing off her people…ROMANCE ISN’T DEAD…

I have no idea what her career consists of, I know she’s an actor so that statistically makes her the fucking worst…

Except when she attends events in what looks like a See through dress, if you put your virgin nerd glasses on, it totally could be nipple..

This happened 2 days ago, but when it comes to internet nipple on nobodies, does it really matter when it happened as long as it did happen…right…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Maggie Q

2015

18

Mar

Heather Carr for YUME Magazine of the Day

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Her name is Heather Carr, which is convenient because I like riding cars, only after looking at these pics, I’d prefer cars riding me, ideally my face..until I stop breathing…I’ve lived long enough and I feel this would be a decent exit strategy…

All this to say, I like this Heather Carr, she represents all I really care about, which is instagram girls in photoshoots, making moves by getting naked….

Thank you internet…for introducing me to unlimated girls to jerk off to…