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2015

16

Mar

Kate Hudson Ass at the Beach of the Day

Kate Hudson enjoys the hot weather spending the day on a bikini at the beach with her children and friends in Malibu

Kate Hudson is not that hot, but obviously she has some kind of appeal, because she has gone through every single dude in hollywood and entertainment, all while managing to leverage her parents to create some bullshit career that she gets paid amazingly for, since she hit before the industry bottomed out….

Even I was drawn to her in some 1996 article on her mom for Architectural Digest, you know back in my Real Estate Tycoon days…

I thought Kate Hudson is a girl I could probably fuck, if I randomly met her in LA you know never going to be her mom, probably fun to hang with because of her fucked up upbringing….

That was back when I believed anything was possible,before becoming a broken uninspired man, married to a pig, living in hell…you know when you’re in your 20s and think “shit I can be the next Bill Gates, before develop drug, alcohol and prostitute addiction”…..

But still in the back on my mind think, could happen with this one, because she seems to always need a dick to fill her…it is more of a right place, right time situation with this one…

All this to say, she’s probably spoiled, bratty, and awful even in her late 30s…a terrible person who could have been responsible for Zoolander 2 never coming to fruition due to suicide…

But I still can look at her ass and not hate it…but then again..I can look at a ham sandwich and want to fuck it…thanks to my facebook feed..

Here she is at the beach in MALIBU with the dude from Cold Play…because the industry is small and everyone gets passed around…

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Posted in:Kate Hudson

2015

16

Mar

Selena Gomez Tanning from the Right Angle of the Day

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Based on Selena Gomez’s booty pics from the other day, even with her implants to balance out the rest of her, she’s figured out, like all girls on social media, what her best angles are, and her best angle just happens to be her face, with her cheeks being sucked in, in the proper light, with no body to distract that she’s not quite where she needs to be in fitness…

I figure like in all things, just knowing she’s laying out in the sun by the pool in her rich person house, because she lives in LA and is always on Vacation, is enough to get off to…I mean just look at that lighting…is that the “Hudson” filter or is it “Valencia”…

Fuck you instagram…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

16

Mar

Alice Has Heart Shaped Nipples of the Day

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Her name is Alice, she’s 21 and from Australia. I am not sure what she does for work or school, but I know one thing she does…and that’s turn her nipples into hearts…

I guess it’s one of those body modifications that doesn’t make sense to me, unless you have really awkward shaped nipples, but I guess it is pretty girly to have hearts for nipples, even though having tits are girly enough for me…and they don’t even have to be good tits…just any old tit will do…

I am not a big fan of the body modification movement, but I guess if a girl gets something that makes her feel compelled to show off, it might as well be genital oriented…because if I’m going to look at a new tattoo, why would I want to look at your fat hair arm…..I want to see your nipples….

I mean, I don’t even thing posting this is considered NSFW, mainly because nipples aren’t porn, porn is hardcore penetrative sex, but also because these nipples are hybrid…

All this to say, hot girls can pull off anything, if she was 500 lbs, these heart shaped nipples would be disgusting..

Since she’s not…it makes me wish I got this for Valentines Day…

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Posted in:Photos

2015

16

Mar

Lindsay Lohan Bath Robe Porn of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan posted a picture of her in a robe, which I guess is more strategic than posting a video of her having one of her bi-polar because she was robbed of her youth, coddled and an “addict” episodes, at least when it comes to trying to get back into the scene, working again…even though the majority of her 20s have been one giant vacation…I don’t even remember the last movie she was in, but it was probably almost a decade ago, which makes me wonder what is wrong with people, if I made movies, I would only cast Lohan…she’s probably very affordable, willing to work with anyone, even if she’s a nightmare on site, just write that into the storyline…

The fact is that she’s still and always will be Lindsay Lohan, whether the new generation remember her or she’s just like a child star of your parent’s generation who they recognize and you think they are crazy for recognizing or not…She’s still Lindsay Lohan…

What I am getting at is that she’s better than this…robe pics…I mean…if you’re life has become selfies because no one cares, at least put some spread ass into the mix…

I think all she needs is a good scandal like that Teen Mom, who is actually more famous than Lohan…to get her back on the map with an MTV show…But these Robe pics, are fucking depressing…desperate…and not nearly naked enough…I mean when a bitch you’re fucking busts out the robe, things just got a little too comfortable…and you may want to shop on tinder or the mail order bride site for a new one…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2015

16

Mar

Cops Taze Naked Man in the Dick and Other Videos of the Day

Rough….Little kid gets tangled into a Kite…Falls to his Death

Cop in the Handicapped Spot

Cat Owner – Gets Instant Karma

Street Dance in India of the Day

Girl and her Brother Get Attacked by Some Girl named Nook who Has Twerk Videos online

Man In Parking Structure Takes an Explosive Shit

Wife Catches Husband and His Mistress at the Toll Booth

Prostitute Beating Up Dude Who Didn’t Pay

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

16

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes, I feel like the guy who owns a video store just finding out about Netflix and realizing the future of the DVD rental market…

Sometimes, I don’t…

And other times…I feel like watching girls on inflatables at pool parties…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

A Whole Bunch of Huge Tits
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College Seniors VS Senior Citizens in Drinking Games
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Cooking Bacon on Machine Gun
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Demi Lovato is Alive Because of Wilmer
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Halle Berry Cleavage
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More from the Coco Lingerie Line
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Chris Martin and Kate Hudson Bikini
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Wayne Rooney Gets Knocked the Fuck Out in the Kitchen
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Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet – Together
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Motorcycle Chase Through the Mall
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NYPD Edited the Wikipedia Page on Eric Garner
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Amber Rose is On Tour?
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Some Amazing Facebook Break Ups
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Lie Witness….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes nothing funny happens to you in your day, so you have to stand in the cookie aisle at the grocery store, waiting for the fattest and loneliest bitch to come around on a Friday night, in efforts to convince her that the chocolate mint thins will in fact make her lose weight…I mean get her to buy two boxes because the more she eats the skinnier she will get….fat bitches love cookies…

Or you can just try to make a girl feel insecure about her tits so that she shows you her tits…either way…there is entertainment everywhere around us…and here are some stepLINKS…..

Girls in Mirror Selfies….
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Miley May Be Getting Married
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First Artwork from Star Wars Movie
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Mariah Carey is Dressed for Coachella
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stepGIRLS are Taking Over the Internet
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The Most Flexible Girl in the World
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Chrissy Teigen Naked and fat for Bruce Weber of the Day
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Stella Maxwell in Lingerie
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Prince Dropped a New Single
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Charlotte McKinney is So Slutty…
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Scary Fucking Fitness Model
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Victoria Justice Cleavage in a Tight Dress…
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Pam Anderson is Old as Fuck
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Ana Braga in a Bikini
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First Successful Penis Transplant Happened…
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Alyssa Milano is Breast Feeding
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ABigail Ratchford WHore
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Kim Kardashian See Through Top
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The Realest THUG
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You have a Dirty Fucking Mind
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Arab Whale Tail
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Weird Al’s Trip to the Convenience Store
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The Most Epic Celebrity Mullets Ever
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Pam Anderson and Her Son
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Rihanna is Looking Slutty
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Victoria Beckham Porn…
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Ryan Gosling on Being Arrested
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Man Saves a Pelican!
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Girls in Bed…
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People Who Blamed Their Crimes on the Devil
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Malin Akerman Cleavage
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Rihanna Tongue
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The Biggest Beauty Pageant Scandals to Ever Surface
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Eva Longoria Ass in Tight Jeans
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29 Things You Didn’t Know About Our Founding Fathers
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Los Angeles Shoot Out
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Tinder Pickup Line of the Day
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Big Girl VS 3 Little Dudes
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Shopping Sluts
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Latex Whale Dick
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Booty GIF of the Day
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Charli XCX Attention Seeking
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Chrissy Teigen is a Fag
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Masturbation Playlist
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Chunky Soup
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Big Tits on Some Chick Named Madison
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Living Room Masturbation
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Flashing the Pizza Guy
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

13

Mar

Selena Gomez Ass on Instagram of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this low level erotic on Instagram…and I guess it is a big deal, because it brings up an interesting, often ignored part of her, you know one that her puffy Lupus face and fake tits tend to distract the world from, and that is her little Mexican booty, not that Mexicans are really known for their booty, but rather more known for their great corn tortillas…corn tortillas I would let Selena Gomez rub all over my face, not because I like eating the same things as beiber…and not because she’s rich and famous…and not because they remind me of my Mexican prostiture mother…but because I fucking love corn tortillas….

All this to say, this pic is kinda creepy, kind of erotic, it reminds me of voyeuristic 70s porn and that’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

13

Mar

Taylor Swift Being Stalked in the Woods by the Paparazzi of the Day

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I know a scared and running Taylor Swift is porn to all of you freaks…

Her and her 40 million dollar legs on some desolate trail in Malibu on a hike with some friends…only to be encountered by the Califonaia native predator….who is actually not froM California, but some shade of either Mexican or Armenian brown….paparazzi bear…

Because you can only cum when you smell fear…freak..and all you’re hoping is for her clumsy, awkard self to trip and sprain her ankle so you can move in…

It’s the only way you can get laid, I get it…

That said, I wouldn’t doubt that the paparazzi were called by Taylor Swift, all these things seem like an inside job. My friend was at lunch next to Kendall Jenner yesterday and no one gave a fuck, there was no paparazzi, because the paparazzi weren’t called to get the pic…the only people in Hollywood who care about celebs is other celebs…

It is a insular, cess pool of “who is more relevant or cool and making the most money”…fucking idiots…And for some strange reason, Taylor Swift is top of the charts now…so here she is in what you probably like better than a sex tape…freak.

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Posted in:Taylor Swift

2015

13

Mar

Coco’s Got Lingerie of the Day

Coco is hilarious. She’s so fucking vile, but I don’t hate her, only because she owns her trashy white trash, hooker or stripper turned wife to some rich as fuck rapper…all thanks to being white and having a silly as fuck ass that only a black dude would like…if it was trendy to have a big fucking ass…

She must be in her 40s now, and she’s finally managed to release a line of the cheapest looking lingerie…that I don’t think can even be called lingerie, I can’t even imagine anyone but strippers would look at this and think “I need this it is so pretty”….because it’s not, it’s like vile, I think I got herpes watching this…and staring too long at the g-string mid-twerk…

And the funny thing is that I loved EVERY fucking second of it….

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Posted in:Coco