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2015

19

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So some fat chick, I’m talking hugely fucking fat chick, almost fatter than my wife, which is pretty fucking fat….chick….matched me on Tinder, because I right swipe everyone. Having no standards in anything I do leads me to a place where I take what I can get, but still judge the fuck out of it while I’m getting it.

You know, a little cross reference to images I look at all day of models, to tell my brain everything about this girl is wrong….while the vagina makes me think “whatever”…

Either way, I started off nice, because I know how sensitive fat chicks are…almost as sensitive as ex fat chicks who lost all the weight and even more sensitive than lesbians…so I’m being nice, thinking, this bitch is so fat, there are definitely dudes who fuck her, but they aren’t nice about it…you know flowers aren’t being bought…it’s more like “bitch, I got nothing going on, get your sloppy ass over here, don’t have a heart attack or stroke or complications for diabetes on the way, cuz I need to CUMMMMMM”….

So I’m like, charity worker, giving attention to the fat girls of tinder community, you know give the fat chick, who is clearly sad from her looking like she’s been eating her feelings 5 decades, even though she’s only 21…give her some romance..even though all she really wants is cake.

Within 10 seconds she turned my friendly, I don’t really want to ever see you naked, into softcore smut, telling me about her last orgasm from fingering herself, etc…so I’m like, OK, I could handle seeing a fat chick pussy, even just for the research, science, gag factor whatever….so I ask….and boom…she unmatched me..and I’m like, I think I got turned down by a fat chick….

It’s been pretty hard on my self esteem, but I’m got out of bed and here I am with morning stepLINKS….

Girls WHo Aren’t in Bras
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Iggy Azalea Quit Twitter, Even Though We’d Rather She Quit Life…
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Lazy Kid Shows You How to Watch Movies on Phone
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Elsa Hosk TOpless!
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Charli XCX Ass Cheek
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Dance Floor Killer
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Afroman Hits a Drunk Chick
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Urban Snowboarding in Boston
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Terrence Howard’s Getting Threatened
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Vanilla Ice Gets Fired
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Camera on a Robot ARm
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Heroin Bust of the Day!
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2015

19

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Feb 18, 2015 at 3:06pm PST

The highlight of my day was standing in line in a parking garage from on of my wife’s dying of obesity appointments..amongst a bunch of black people…who I guess were having some kind of ceremonial party or some shit…and having every single one of them, I’m talking 10 different dudes, giving me their parking ticket to get their car…because a fat mexican in line at a parking garage must be a fucking valet…Those racists, racial profiling me….because racism is everywhere…and I just find it funny…

Here are some stepLINKS

Unretouched Beyonce
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A Bunch of Crazy Booty
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Tits at the Vanity Fair Party
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Dude Punching Himself who Claimed Cops Did It
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Amber Rose Grinds…
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Norm Macdonald Tweets and Epic SNL story About Eddie Murphy
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Slut of the Day
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Ireland Baldwin in her Underwear of the Day
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Candice Swanepoel in Maxim
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Rihanna and Leo Fuck
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Sofia Vergara Shitty See Through
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The Girls of Mardi Gras
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Amber Rose at Carnival Grinding
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How to Drive in the Snow
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Bai Ling Does Valentine’s Day in a See Through Dress
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Nick Nolte Looks Amazing
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Tom from Blink 182 Has Lost His Mind
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Anastasia Ashley’s Butt has Video
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More Thongs than Victoria’s Secret
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Kanye West and Taylor Swift Went on a Date
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Snow Truck Ruins Cleared Road
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Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret
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There’s a New Aliens Movie
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Fame Whore of the DAy
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Emmy Rossum Cleavage
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Katy Perry Ass Flash
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Girls in Bed
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Solid POV Camera Fails
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The Anastasia AShley Video You Should Fucking Watch
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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She’s Got All the Wrong Moves
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Coco Pussy Flash
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Caught Masturbating
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Bai Ling See Through
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Naked Muslim Porn Chick
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How to Make Tuna Rice Balls
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Teddy Bear Squirt
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

19

Feb

Beyonce’s Un-Re-Touched Pictures of the Day

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I kinda like seeing Beyonce looking less like some Air Brushed goddess, with her pounds and pounds of make-up that make her look flawless, because when you’re Beyonce, you market yourself as being flawless, all while singing about how great you are, but in interviews acting like you’re down to earth…

I mean it just looks like she’s a 30 something mom on Halloween dressed like Beyonce, a shitty costume, but it was all she could afford on her McDonald’s Cashier budget, mixed with a pre-pubescent Tutti from the Facts of life, all this to say, 100 percent terrifying…if they are legit…I mean this doesn’t even look like Beyonce, it’s like bitch wears some kind of mask in public or something…or maybe this is just a different person….

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2015

19

Feb

Ireland Baldwin in Lingrie for Instagram of the Day

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I lost interest in Ireland Baldwin when she turned 18….and a lesbian…but not just any kind of lesbian…one in an interracial relationship with a girl who sings about being raped by her relatives until her asshole bleeds..and she couldn’t walk….no joke…

I guess I always knew she had enough testosterone to carry a dyke relationship, and being dyke is trendy as fuck now, especially when you’re a little rich girl with daddy issues…it fits in perfect at Coachella and with your ambien, adderall and medical marijuana license…

All this to say, she’s half naked, I guess she still wants to be a model…and that’s ok…because half naked is fun…even on big scary lesbians…as long as the strap on isn’t pointed at me…for rape until my asshole bleeds and I can’t walk…I’m not urban enough to make music about that hurt….that leads to weak celebrity daughters to take over the minds of…ya know…

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2015

19

Feb

Nicki Minaj Nip Slip and Thonged Ass of the Day

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A video posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on Feb 17, 2015 at 3:26pm PST

Nicki Minaj wore a see through dress and thong….and also posted her own nip slip to her instagram channel, because that’s what being the most gangster bitch in the Hip Pop world, who sings about getting eaten out and having a big ass and titties, cuz that candy coated shit she was brought to market with just didn’t have the same impact….hardness or marketability…

So she posted some nip slip – and kept it up -because she loves people talking about her and jerking off to her – since she was a fat teen, this attention is all she wants…

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2015

18

Feb

Charlotte McKInney is Such a Pile of Florida Shit of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is some overrated model, who some people are talking about, and who is working with the right PR Team, getting invited to the right red carpets, and booking a few campaigns that suck in the mass retard male via Sports Illustrated…Carls Jr…and Guess…

But all I see is some Florida trash, with a shitty tan, and a Lady Gaga face, being celebrated because of them tits, when they are just fucking tits, who fucking cares about big tits, every girl has big tits now thanks to hormones in the food, we don’t need to make this one the next Kate Upton, less fat but more ugly that she’s trying so hard to be, or the Emily Ratajkowski without the ethnic flavor, and it’s fucking world…because of you Frat Boy and your misguided fucking hormones…

I mean, I guess I shouldn’t be hating so hard, I’ve been to Florida, and Florida women, in all their trailer park trash even when they are rich glory, aren’t so bad…and flinging them like feces at some Beverly Hills event, filled with rich California trash is almost a viral video…but again…

If this was some busty Florida chick I met in a bar pulling this scam off after we got her in porn, knowing it was a scam, I’d be down, but since it’s someone who doesn’t realize she’s overrated florida trash…with a pretty fucking beat face…pretending to be a model…it just annoys me…

Here are them tits…..because the rest of her is subpar….

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2015

18

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s a little Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini, because seeing mom’s in a bikini, who get paid millions of dollars a year to be in a bikini, doing it for free while captured by the paparazzi…doing something we’ve seen a million times before…to remind you that life is pretty fucking boring, repetitive, none of this matters…especially with all the slutty real life girls you can find on the internet willing to take spread ass pics…kind of making these product pedlars nothing but the half naked equivalent of the Costco samplers, but better body, because they find those women at the retard institutions, old folks home and I guess prisons…

Either way…bikini model in a bikini on her spare time…you know burning the candle at both end…like watching a doctor save a dying person at the golf course off duty…

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2015

18

Feb

Kendall Jenner Fashion Model of the Day

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She’s tall, she’s skinny, her dad is getting a Sex Change, her half sister of some other ethnicity is a pornstar that carried the family to the mainstream, her other half sister is OJ Simspon’s daughter, her mom was an aspiring, moved to LA to party with rich men and get impregnated by them so that she could live the Beverly Hills life, rather than the dumpy aspiring model life, finally living out her dream with her amy of what is it, 6 kids that destroyed a vagina that was probably already ravaged, you know thanks to the 80s in LA, being the whore at the party, which is how she got into the party, there to service the rich men who only get off being the weirdest of sexual deviants….

Which is just the level of fucked up you need to buy your way into the fashion model life…I mean that level of trashy glamor, coupled with….a shit ton of instagram followers brands know she’ll promote them to the younger audience with…

Either way, here’s some highlights that aren’t even exciting at fashion week…she may be the best thing about the Kardashian movement, which isn’t saying much considering they are the fucking worst, and one cute girl can’t redeem that…

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2015

18

Feb

Kristen Stewart Does Lesbianism of the Day

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Kristen Stewart must be playing a lesbian in a new movie, because she’s playing up this whole lesbian thing as hard as she can. Whether it’s in the paparazzi pics she’s been in, or this leather jacket James Deen shoot…it’s some bull dyke hustle…that I’m sure lesbians are into, because Lebsians fucking love Twilight, they’re into blood…that’s why they date girls…mmmm period…

They also love anything that is lesbian friendly…like Birkenstocks…

This is for Wonderland Magazine..and what it comes down to is that…I don’t find Kristen Stewart hot ever, whether thinking about her in some face sitting scissor situation…she’s just too inbred and dead in the eyes for me….

Here she is less Lesbian for Interview…

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2015

18

Feb

Margot Robbie for Vogue Australia of the DAy

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Margot Robbie is the “It Girl” from Wolf of Wall Street, who managed to break her way into the world, no idea how, but it happened…and people fucking love her…even though she doesn’t look like this in her actual life…her paparazzi pics make her look fat…but these pics make her look magical….sent from trashy Australian heaven…to drink and fuck like all Australians do…

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