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2015

22

Jan

Sahara Ray and her Friend of the Day

People get confused about Sahara Ray. They think that she’s relevant, but really she’s just some LA hipster who has pretty much been hooking on her social media aggressively enough to find an instagram audience, and remember there are girls with fat asses you’ve never heard of with just as many followers as her, meaning the whole instagram follower thing isn’t representative of the world, which may be confusing to people who are hooked into instagram….but she does have big tits…tits she shows off…as often as she can…which I guess is everyday on her social media and once or twice for a magazine or two…and as someone who likes tits, I encourage that.

This is a video that was emailed to me, I assume produced by GALORE and it’s hip enough for a hip guy like me to encourage because it only has 50 views and has been online for 8 days….

I think my shit gets more views than that..and my shit doesn’t have two half naked bitches in it….but I guess no one can be a hero like me…a hero throwing views to a drowning magazine that has street cred…

I mean 53 views in 8 days…and this was in their emailing list….and on their site and social media…wtf….pathetic…

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2015

22

Jan

Kendall Jenner for Estee Lauder of the Day

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In the event you are looking for an update on Kendall Jenner and her farce of a modelling career….here it is…

She’s been getting work with major brand Estee Lauder, for what you can assume was a lot of money, because Estee Lauder clearly wants to target young girls, and Kendall has a huge young girl following, thanks to being on TV, friends with all the it-girls, and I guess an it-girl herself….

She’s got bangs, which is really exciting for anyone who has a bang fetish, when I assume anyone reading this site only has a bang fetish when it comes to banging, because your loser ass will fuck anything you can.

She’s also booked Vogue, because Vogue is a print magazine, print magazines are suffering, and use anyone who gets talked about, so that they get talked about is the best marketing strategy…reminding us that everyone are bottom feeding whores, sometimes it just takes a bottom feeding whore to realize that…

Here are the pics…

Here she is for VOGUE – Because she’s a Real Model…

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2015

22

Jan

Jennifer Aniston’s Hollywood Reporter Porn of the day

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Jennifer Aniston may be too old to be posing in her lingerie, especially for a magazine like the Hollywood Reporter, that’s not even designed for people to jerk off to, but instead to cover bullshit hollywood things, like why Jennifer Aniston wasn’t nominated for an Oscar, which I can safely say is probably because she’s Rachel from Friends in every single movie she’s ever done, sometimes more comedic, sometimes more sad, but always Rachel from friends, and as Rachel from Friends, she’s become rich and relevant, and this whole trying to break down her image, and be recognized for the actor that she is, is really just her being an egotistical, trying to prove to herself that she’s legit, and I feel like she’s already won, she’s too old to continue this, and the tits are still good enough….maybe it’s time to retire them….and bow out like Ross from friends did…

Either way, here’s her erotica…she’s too old to bed starring in…that’s weird.

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2015

22

Jan

Eva Amurri Martino’s Topless Twitpic of the Day

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Back in 2009, Susan Sarandon’s daughter, Eva Amurri, managed to pave her own way, without any help of her mother’s name, landed a role on Californication, where she had a chance to show off THE BIG NATURAL TITS her momma made her….when she wasn’t making Rocky Horror Picture show…

It was the most interesting thing, possibly the only thing, she’s ever done career wise, and I guess it got boring for her, you know that whole acting thing, especially since she has a trust fund and doesn’t need the early wake-up calls, so she went and got married and pregnant a couple of times to fill the void left by having narcissistic parents…

Well, I guess she’s lost the baby weight, and I guess she’s back to her old tricks, because her tits, coupled with her mother’s name, is probably her selling point, but the fact that she takes her shirt off, even if she’s cockteasing by only showing back, is just a reminder of that….and mom or not, I’m into it.

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2015

22

Jan

Christina Milian’s Reaching Hard of the Day

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I’ve been seeing Christina Milian all over the internet for the last few days, and I wondered what the fuck was going on, just not really, because even if Christina Milian was shoved down my throat in a basement room I was held hostage in, strapped to a chair to watch only Christina Milian clips, I probably wouldn’t notice her…but she fucking wants you to…

Turns out, she’s got a TV show she’s peddling, trying to be the next Kim Kardashian, because she had a taste of fame, and got Pregnant instead of trying to grow that, and even being the secondary host of a hugely famous show…The Voice…

I mean shes’ been getting nipples pierced, putting her tits out there, and the whole thing would seem desperate, but I don’t think anyone really notices, she’s been on this “look at my mom body” thing since she had her kid and no one cared…

I guess some people got it, other people just fucked a few of the right people to get this far, but still aren’t bothered with because they are useless…even with tits…

Here are those tits…

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2015

22

Jan

Kate Hudson in Some Fitness Gear Campaign of the Day

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Kate Hudson still has a cute booty, which is amazing, considering the amount of various things that have passed through it. From a suicidal Owen Wilson, to rockstars, producers and other actors…babies, sex toys, random household objects…possibly drugs she was smuggling to wherever her wild life took her and whatever the fuck else she tried to fill the void of being an actors’ kid, who became an actor of her own….whether talented or deserving or not, I mean not that acting requires talent…and being a cute bratty rich kid with the right connections is enough to carry her into her 40s…and I guess it is…

Here she is doing some campaign for a fitness line, that I guess is designed for moms, because who the fuck remembers Kate Hudson under the age of 35…I’m guessing no one.

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2015

22

Jan

Izabel Goulart Fitness Porn of the Day

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Jan 22, 2015 at 3:28am PST

Izabel Goulart may be full of shit with her fitness strategy, it may just be a way for her to get noticed, or likes and follows, or instagram campaigns…

You know, a way where she can take her international success as a bikini model, and create something bigger than just posing half naked….you know where she can crawl around in fitness gear giving no practical advice on how to get her body, but rather just show that she’s got that body from working out everyday…because with that body she makes bank…

I don’t think her hustle, it’s transparency or useless really matters…I mean watching a girl moves like this, fitness or not, can be jerked off to..and that’s better viewed on a screen than in person…because as long as you’re in private…you can’t get arrested….

And here’s another one…

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Jan 20, 2015 at 6:51am PST

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2015

22

Jan

In Bed with Lady Gaga of the Day

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There’s something about Lady Gaga laying in bed that terrifies me. They are saying that she’s not wearing Make-Up and I don’t think that is it, I mean even with her over-the-top tranny make-up, she’s a fucking nightmare….but I guess when she’s in her over-the-top tranny make-up, you can see her for the clown that she is…you know the ugly girl who knows she’s ugly…but when she’s in bed like this….she just looks like a bad drunken decision you’re trying to figure out, kick out, and are just happy you did kill off when you woke up to it because you thought it was an intruder…it’s happened to all of us.

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2015

22

Jan

Kelly Brook Doing Pilates of the Day

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Kelly Brook is trying to trick you with her big titties….you know into knowing she exists, despite pushing 40, being from the UK, and only having one American success, which was some barely popular movie she got topless in, because she was a titty model in her past life in the UK, because she has big tits, but like most girls with big tits, she’s got big everything else, no matter how hard she pretends to be working out here…she’d never do anything to compromise them tits, they are all she got…they are all she’s worth…without them…she’s just a sloppy belly…

Here are her staged workout pics no one cares about.