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2023

14

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that Full Back Panties are more a Sunday or Monday Panty than a Friday Panty….

The Friday panty should be an exciting panty, the end of week panty, a going out on the town to get black out drunk panty, the kind of panty you’d want to be found in a ditch wearing…..not the kind of panty you wear when you have food poisoning, your period, or that you’re just looking for comfort in.

The good news is that as perverts, we can sexualize the panty any day of the week, even homely relationship panties on a FRIDAY, because we know the kind of girl in FULL BACK panties on a friday, is probably the kind of girl who hates herself enough to sit on our faces!

Long live the FULL BACK PANTY FRIDAY GIRLS…

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2023

14

Apr

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Since I slacked the fuck off last Friday, it’s Friday, SUMMER HOURS bro….some of us have hangovers to nurse, or figure that since we don’t make any money off this shit, we’re semi-retired / unemployed and living like the unemployed when unemployed is a smarter use of my fucking time. It was also GOOD FRIDAY on the HOLIEST of WEEKENDS in this SATANIC world….but that’s just me making EXCUSES!

I am also a believer in the FOUR DAY WORK WEEK that the communist agenda is pushing on us, I don’t know why they want us to have an extra day off for socialism, but I figure it’s a good strategy since working sucks, let the AI and robots do it, I’m busy streaming NETFLIX and watching porno bro.

Anyway, because I slacked last week, and again TODAY, I’ve got you some FISHNETS for a second time, since I posted them on Monday with some caption about old fishermen fucking fish to remind themselves of the pussy they left back on shore….It’s my Fishnet go-to angle, you know comedians tell the same jokes for decades, why can’t bloggers no one read write the same post for decades, there is only so much to be SAID about fishnets besides them being HOT.

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2023

13

Apr

Carmen Electra’s Cowgirl in Chaps Photoshoot of the Day

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I guess this is a preview to Carmen Electra’s OnlyFans content. She’s trying to recruit subscribers because it is lucrative. However, I think she’s famous enough to have a top level deal with the OnlyFans people who were likely nerds when Carmen Electra was at her peak in the 2000s and working with her is their dreams, their validation for all the work they’ve done in porn to become the billionaires they are today….

It’s like when the SNAP dude married Miranda Kerr who had been with multiple billionaires before him, possibly a little groupie behavior from a busy teen billionaire….

What I will say is that as pathetic as running an OnlyFans is for these already rich people, these should be retired people, there’s something to be said about her commitment to being jerked off to.

From her early days on Playboy, through a viral before people went viral career, she’s consistently presented herself as a fuck toy, a sex object, a fetish and even in her old age, she’s still doing the same shit, and that means it’s pretty true to her opportunism and I like consistency and steady things, especially when it comes to WHORING. It feels authentic, like the daddy issues and seeking validation and easy money is so deeply ingrained in her, she’ll be spreading her ass at the Old Folks home…..not crying about feminism, being sexualized at parties, or being creeped on by dudes who gave her opportunities, like the new generation whores with regret once they made it to justify their whoring and presenting themselves as victims that we have today…..

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2023

13

Apr

Noah Cyrus Thong Ass of the Day

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Like 99 percent of the population besides the really overly extreme Billy Ray Cyrus fans, who never took their ACHY BREAKY mullets out of the 90s and despite the mullet being a cool hairdo in 2023, just not for extreme Billy Ray Cyrus fans who are now 30 years older
and 30 years fucking werider….

I don’t keep up to speed on the whereabouts or DOINGS of Noah Cyrus, the freakishly UGLY Cyrus, who unfortunately doesn’t give me the celebrity sister fetish boners I need, because she’s freakishly ugly…

So I don’t know hen her thonged ass being shaken is from, I just know it happened.

It could be a tribute to her sister bringing the TWERK to the AMERICAN pop music listening demographic. The Disney Kid followers turned 18 and whorish….or it could just be modern day content production of a rich kid, bored and seeking validation.

I do know that there is what looks to be VISIBLE asshole, something you’d want from a thong, especially on ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG THURSDAY!

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2023

13

Apr

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thongs are totally inefficient for people looking for panties to do panty things like soap up the asshole juices and discharge…..you know the spillover from the fart, the sperm from the anal creampie, the mucus from the eating disorder….KEEP THAT SHIT OFF MY PANTS.

Thongs are totally efficient for people looking for a glimpse of the asshole behind the thong, you know to count the ridges to see how many times it’s been fucked, to compare and contrast the color to try to understand if it’s naturally that color or just stained from all the years of shitting, because the asshole is the orifice that UNITS all genders and in this genderless world of crazy, THAT HOLE MATTERS, plus it’s how they spread parasites, mind controlling parasites, so of course they want to sexualize the shit-hole over the pussy and make it feel like a win when you get it, anything to STOP reproduction for CLIMATE change….

Here’s some ASSHOLE BEHIND THONGS….since it’s THURSDAY!

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2023

13

Apr

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty drops are one of the better games to happen to the internet.

I know what you’re thinkng…..”But what about using the internet to propagandize people into cutting off their genitals and changing their genders”….sure that’s always a fun kind of troll but this is better….

“But what about using the internet to feed retards with fake storylines to further divide them over things like wearing masks that have proven to not work and to get shots that have proven to not work, all because idiots do what they are told without any questions”….true, that was pretty hilarious, like the ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE but with real health consequences…but this is better…

“But what about the normalization of porn, where women you were blacklisted by 20 years ago for having the lowest level contact with porn, are now old ladies running their Onlyfans with a cupboard full of dildos and a full on porn addiction, owning sex work as real work, thanks to the intenret”….sure…I guess we needed that to have this…..but this is up there with that…..

It’s the TITTY DROP….a game for girls who want to flash their tits to play since everyone needs a reason to flash their tits…otherwise it’s just shameless!

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2023

13

Apr

Jessica Alba Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Alba is hanging with some Xena Warrior Princess, or CHYNA from the WWE, RIP DICK CLIT, looking bitch on the rocks.

You have to wonder if this is a tactic to make her look skinny and fit as her friend’s front leg cellulite ….not that the friend is all that bad, she’s just a lot bigger in swimsuit bottoms than the sluttier, racier ALBA, who you know believes all the hype she’s had as the hot chick, her bank account proves it….

The first to Direct to Consumer celebrity brands besides all the old hags on QVC matters and so do her mom in a bikini pics….even though she’s old, probably run through a filter, I’m good with it.

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2023

13

Apr

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines generally get me excited because I pretend that it’s some fucking tropical adventure, maybe to a luxury resort with all the food and drink I can handle in some paradise-like setting, with an army of whores that are actually willing to suck my dick, because to be in those kinds of places means you’re rich and whores love rich dudes, they’ll even fuck them free, with hopes of getting paid down the line after the long game….if only he hooses them…

The reality is that tanlines really aren’t all that tropical, girls buy that shit out of the can and it’s likely toxic, not some romanticized sunkiss back when the sun wasn’t villainized…

But it still highlights the good parts and whatever the source of the tanline, having it shown off by these randoms, keeps the TANLINE dream alive and we’re all allowed to have dreams, that’s the seed to making them reality or some shit…

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2023

13

Apr

Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipples of the Day

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Someone told me that the biggest scam right now in Hollywood is producing documentaries about topics people are interested in, assuming you have access to the topics people are interested in, because the overall cost of doing a documentary is cheap since most of the talent in the documentary are just volunteering their time to tell the story, yet the streaming sites pay millions upon millions of dollars….

So I’ve been thinking, this blog shit is a waste of time and doesn’t make me rich. It’s thankless and no one cares, even I don’t care, about the shit I am writing, it’s just a terrible fucking habit….

I’m not whining about it, this isn’t some self help, poor me, the internet moved faster than I did and I compete with actual comedians and personalities, infleuncers, and retards of social media, acting like some victim cuck…If I wanted to be famous, I would have made myself famous….

So yeah, don’t think I am whining, I am just brainstorming some ideas on documentaries that we could produce together, you and me, you provide the budget, I’ll provide the good times…..and so far….the best idea I have is….

Jennifer Aniston’s Nipples and how they changed the course of TV in an era before internet pornography….

Friends was a corny fucking show, but yet so many men have jerked off to it, all because they exploited Aniston’s nipples, to the point where we all assumed she was wearing prosthetic nipples, in what was a total shameless display of nipples, making primetime sitcom TV almost tolerable.

I don’t even know how many scenes she was in where the nipples weren’t hard, and clearly they knew what they were doing with their uses of said nipples….

It was a “why are they always hard”….not that we minded, at the time hard nipples were enough to jerk off to, we didn’t need all the throat fucking porn we have now….but we still wondered whether she iced herself, or whether David Schwimmer just got her riled up for a nip-gasm….

It’s an important conversation, especially after seeing that she’s still up to her same nipple tricks all these years later…..

The nipples that never DIE, which is ironic, since her uterus did and she never go to use them for their intended purpose….maybe that’s the point, the nips that weren’t used to feed offspring, but that was used to feed heathen smutty TV content to pave the way for an internet generation of porn.

I’m onto something, PRODUCERS OUT THERE, hit me up on my two-way, fuckers.

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2023

13

Apr

Stella Hudgens Bikini Top of the Day

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Stella Hudgens, the sister of High School Musical superstar Vanessa Hudgens, who people probably only give a fuck about because of her affiliation to her sister, totally neglecting the fact that she’s got perfectly big tits that are worthy of being their own person, not relying on famous siblings to exist….

I guess the celebrity culture, which I assumed was dead, but obviously still exists in it’s weird hybrid iteration that it’s become thanks to social media and the opportunity for lame ass normies to go viral and build a fanbase as they cosplay being celebs with fans in their own right, despite it being embarrassing and fucking weird, yet they’re all too medicated by the anti-depressants in the water to realize how fucking insane they are and brands and lazier people of the internet just pander to them…

But yeah, in the celebrity culture that still exists, where fans fanboy talent and act like they are bigger deals or more important than they actually are or should be, the celeb sister or sibling is important, since she’s the more accessible one, who likely has the mental fucking illness, depression, sadness and complex of not ever being good enough, while fronting that she’s important because of her sister’s position in the hierarchy of MAN, knowing that she’s just fronting, because her sister’s position in the hierarchy of man just makes her the runner up, the first loser, the second string…while the rest of us losers don’t need to be benchmarked against celebs, they are a different breed…while this one was RAISED in the same house as one so what’s her excuse…

But yeah, in this celebrity culture, people want to see the accessible sister naked, to pretend that’s what the famous non-naked sister looks like, but in the Hudgens case, Vanessa was one of the first celebs with leaked nudes and Stella is currently running an only fans with her tits out, so I mean it’s all pretty much available for you to google it.

These are pics of the family pics back to the Philippines, where their mom was from before turning to mail-order bride sex work, before only fans was self work…FIND A WHITE MAN, MOVE TO AMERICA, MAKE FAMOUS WHORE BABIES….win.

These pics look like the embarrassing maternity pics, pregnancy announcement pics the normies get done because they feel their friends and followers give a shit that they aree knocked up, unfortunately not as nude as those weird shits tend to be, all black and white and artsy.

I’ve said too much.

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