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2023

17

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

In a world that likes to focus on the worst that humanity has to offer….

You know, basically the predicted self destruction of a species they probably wrote about in the bible, not that I read the bible, but it was definitely an inevitable, because the worst people get rich and powerful and their motivations are never to save the species, but rather to benefit themselves at the expense of the species….creating weird greedy things from taxation to other restrictions to enslave us….that we pretend are human things, but when you look at the animals in the wild, are just unnatural things assholes who created civilization felt were human things….

It’s nice to go back to our roots and remember we are just animals, money is a construct of man, a fantasy, bullshit…all the things we own are construct of man, you don’t see Donkeys in the wild in their designer dresses, not that Donkeys are in the wild, but you see a lot of Donkeys in our human equivalent of the wild, letting everyone know just how big of assholes they are, and something as simple as lactating tits brings us back to the fucking basics. We got all we need in ourselves, on the god given land and most importantly THROUGH THE TITTIES!

WE LOVE TITS, CELEBRATE TITS!

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2023

17

Apr

Yoga Split Pose and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Yoga by the Pool

Fit Ass Yoga Pose

Handstand in Leggings Pose

Yoga on the Dock

Deep Spread Leg Stretch

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

17

Apr

Insanity at the Gas Station to Start the Day

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I don’t really like the whole collapse of an empire narrative that’s going around. After 3 years of traumatizing experiences brought to you by the propaganda of the internet, it’s enough to disassociate and turn to staring at the tits, which is pretty much what I try to do.

The whole woke insanity, or COVID insanity that I am still traumatized by, to the other shit they talk about, from Wars to Social Credit scores, to inflation, to egg shortages, to other pandemics….it’s a lot of shit.

So seeing this gas station video, is probably not the most uplifting video circulating the internet, but it’s pretty fucking crazy and sure, it’s not as fun as staring at tits for those of you who already think we are doomed, but it’s definitely worth seeing because I’ve never seen a gas station adventure quite like this!

Posted in:Videos

2023

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the weekend.

Here are some stepLINKS

Click them….

Love them….

Appreciate them like they are giving you a lap dance because the only tits you get cost you 10 dollars a song, probably more with inflation….I wouldn’t know…I am too lazy for stripclubs…plus why waste the money on cocktease when there are plenty a crackwhore who will eat your ass until you bust, no matter how dirty said ass is, just based on the promise of ROCK alone…..

You know, BARGAIN hunting, always wanting a deal is the BEST way to live…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Cam Girl of the Day
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Olivia Dunne is a Little Too Happy
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Elsa Hosk’s Mom Bod is Amazing in a Sheer Dress!
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Elsa Hosk’s Mom Bod is Amazing in a Pink Bikini
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Brooke Shields Pokies
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Ryan Bingham is Dating Hot Yellowstone Co-Star Hassie Harrison
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Man Washes Hand in Urine
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Hot Model Olga’s Racy Hotel Room Shoot
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Candice Swanepoel Does a Lazy Workout
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Paige Spiranac has a Boyfriend
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Romanian Booty Slapping is the Best Sport Ever
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Cindy Kimberly See Through at an Event
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22 Signs About Marriage
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Shave and Play Borbie
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Demi Rose – Topless Pose
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Golf Influencer Bri Teresi is in Some Racy Shoots
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Louisa Khovanski is a Busty Model
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How To Escape Quicksand Tutorial
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30 Road Ragers getting Instant Karma
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Drake Bell on Suicide Watch
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16 Year Old Snake Catcher
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Lili Reinhart Lingerie for Riverdale
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Margaret Qualley is Kinky in New Trailer
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Serena Williams Does a Short Short Tennis Shoot
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Em Rata’s Side Boob in New York
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Bus Fire Ends in Explosion
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Kylie Jenner is Boning Timothee Chalamet.
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Cat has 5 Story Jump and Survives
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Jessica Simpson Looking Hot in a Phone Booth
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Jessica Simpson More Posing
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Gabrielle Union’s Skimpy Bikini at the Beach
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Shockwave Through the Tunnel
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Oil Rig Vs Waves
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The Man who Inflated his Muscles is Hilarious
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Liz Hurley Bikinis
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Liz Hurley in More Bikinis
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This Soccer WAG is a Serious Babe
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Man Rescues baby Hummingbird and Teaches it to Fly
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Worker Falls, Luckily Wearing Protection
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Cops Take Down 73 Year Old with Dementia
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Hot Model in Sheer Underwear
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Vanessa Hudgens is Spooky in a Trailer
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Gracie Hunt Bikinis in Hawaii
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Recycling Hotel Soap to Make New Soap – Gross
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Baby Possum is Pretty Cute
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Harvesting Swiftlet Nests for Human Consumption….WEIRD
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Nude Model in Nature
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Colin Farrell is The Penguin
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Nicole Scherzinger Hits Orlando
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Testing Cheap Knives vs Expensive Knives on the Hydraulic Press
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The Dog with the Confused Eyes
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Shay Mitchell’s Morning Shake
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The Retired Cavinder Twins in Some Hot Pics
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Lila Moss Nips in Vogue
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Taylor Swift Slutty on Stage
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Divorcee Reese Witherspoon at an Event
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Olivia Ponton at an Event
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Gigi Hadid in an Old Mustang
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Vanessa Paradis in a Magazine
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Nina Agdal Dog Walker in Miami
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Rainey Qualley DJing
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Zoey Deutch at an Event
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Kendall Jenner at an Event
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Shanina Shaik at an Event
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Shay Mitchell at an Event
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Lily James on Set
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Olivia Wilde Fitness Bra Top
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Kesha on the Streets
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Fergie in Jeans
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Denise Richards on the Street
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Liz Olsen in Leggings
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Rachel Sennott at an Event
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Ridiculous Fat Ass
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Hot Body Girl Showing Off
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Hot Blonde Body Stripping Off the Bikini
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Wine Time
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A Bunch of Shit Days
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Weird Sex Clip
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Brace Face Fucks
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Lollipop Girl
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Fighting Fridays!
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Spin Class Dildo Ride
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Fucking her Shoe
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Four Eyes One Vagina
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Booty Control!
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Short Skirt Dildo Ride
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Mila Azul Spread Pussy
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Intense Look
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Londyn Chanel is Nude
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Sitting on the Toy
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Masked Amelia shows her Butthole
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Dildo Outdoors
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Naked Melena
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Amateur Fuck TIme
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Green Toy Girl
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College Dick Sucker
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2023

14

Apr

Lila Moss Nipples Like her Mom of the Day

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Lila Grace Moss Hack is Kate Moss’ hot daughter with a dude who started DAZED magazine, which means Magazines were once cool before influencers took over….

Lila Grace Moss Hack is Kate Moss’ hot daughter with Type 1 Diabetes, making her a Diabetes Empowerment Icon, since having Diabetes doesn’t mean you’re some fat fuck missing toes at Walmart, but rather you can be a young hot skinny now model chick too….

Lila Grace Moss Hack is Kate Moss’ hot daughter who could be ugly, but I’d still look at her tits in a photoshoot, or really in any pictures or videos, because Kate Moss is an icon from my past who I think is fucking wonderful and iconic and not just because she had her tits out there all the time, while promoting being skinny, or that she was trashy and doing drugs in classy places because fashion baby, but those things help….

So basically Lila’s tits are cool, but much cooler, cuz her mom’s one of the coolest to have happened in our lifetimes….and that’s about as much GROUPIE-ING, Fan-Boying a lifelong hater of all things and all people who are not Kate Moss can handle for a day.

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2023

14

Apr

Avril Lavigne Nip Slip of the Day

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Short Legged Midget and Canadian icon April Lavingne, who has been rumored to have been replaced after her first hit with the current version of her, which is a conspiracy I’m into, is back in the MIX….after years of being off the radar, in hiding, married to Nickelback….and she’s doing a re-launch with a weird staged NIP SLIP…

Well, after being re-introduced to the scene this past year or two with Bella Thorne’s ex-boyfriend and handler, she’s back to the money making scheme that is her pretending to be 20 despite being 40, while dressed like a mall Goth girlfriend, in her 40s…which I guess makes her the creepy mom who doesn’t know she’s 40…and she’s doing her re-launch with a weird staged NIP SLIP.

I like the strategy, slowly re-appear, then pull the tit out when officially ready to be seen. We all like tit slips, even Canadian tit slips on mall brand pop punk that bastardized what was originall a cool scene…..

She is with some girl on Tour with her named PHLEGM, I’ve never heard of her, but I assume to get on her tour, she had to sell her soul, or eat babies with Avril’s handler the guy from Nickelback…..they are singing some Spice Girls, just April and PHLEGM on tour singing other people’s songs…..BUT LUCKILY…she pulled her tit out for her RELAUNCH..

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Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2023

14

Apr

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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When I looked at clothed girls, I want to see them naked.

All clothed girls.

I don’t care if they are hot or ugly, young or old, fat or skinny…..the clothing gets in the way of me seeing them naked and it’s not right.\

Which is why the On/Off is so important to me, it’s self-starting, respectable ladies who KNOW that I am not alone in wanting to see what is UNDER the OUTFIT in their OUTFIT checks or posts to social media….they get to the fucking point and it’s really IMPORTANT work.

These are some On/Off girls….being CLOTHED and then UNCLOTHED because they know and understand what we are there for!

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2023

14

Apr

Nelly Furtado Cleavage of the Day

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Here’s some Canada content for all you Canadians out there who grew up masturabting to the now 44 year old Nelly Furtado.

She’s of Azores heritage, which means she probably is a pretty good fisherman genetically, thanks to genetic memory….her Island people needed to survive and Fishing was their natural resource in the middle of the Atlantic….

Anyway, if you were in Canada in the 90s, before you had internet porn and social media to distract you, you likely jerked off to music videos, and her shit was on repeat in these parts, because the socialist government trying to preserve their heritage instead of it being eaten up by American content, forces the media to promote a specific amount of Canadian produced songs, shows, etc….it’s the LAW.

Unfortunately, at the time, there wasn’t very much good Canadian content so Nelly got to be the go-to, meaning we had to listen to her shit OVER AND OVER again.

I don’t remember EVER thinking she was hot, it was like “when is the Spice Girl’s video going to be on”…even CHER’s lingerie on the Aircraft Carrier was hotter….and you knew you were being gross when jerking off to that, but it was a simpler time.

So seeing her 25 years later showing some cleavage…is not life changing or hot, BUT it happened, and we support Canada’s own….because if we don’t, no one else will.

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2023

14

Apr

Feminist Friday of the Day

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It is probably unfair to label these ladies feminists, because everyone knows there’s so much negativity around feminism now, thank to the outraged blue hairs of the internet appropriating it into something terrible….

Thanks to them, there’s a move to the TRAD LIFE, TRAD WIFE, which as far as I’m concerned is actual feminism. Stay home with the kids, taking care of the family, having some actual purpose, leaving an actual IMPACT on the world through your legacy….but instead they want you to think having a corporate job and cats is the answer.

The only good thing about modern feminism, is that girls use it as an excuse to sell nudes to losers, like they are feminists, man hating feminists and scamming loser dudes willing to pay is EMPOWERING….

These ladies are just girls without BRAS, nothing malicious, political, controversial in that….it’s a fashion statement, it’s tits through shirts! HI TITS through shirts!

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Posted in:Feminist

2023

14

Apr

Rumer Willis Pretending She Has a Vagina of the Day

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Rumer Willis who I’ve just packaged as a genderless, genital-less, freaky single celled bacteria that fell out of Demi Moore’s ass and that grew into a human like thing, thanks to the money her mom was willing to spend on giving her vaginal discharge the best life she could, is posting smutty pregnancy pics…..

Clearly, she’s trying to convince you that she’s got female reproductive organs and that she’s not just in a movie-magic pregnancy suit, even though we all know that she has access to the best movie magic out there, her dad’s Bruce Willis, or what was once Bruce Willis and is now demented, just not as demented as Rumer Willis.

I’m not buying it Rumer, I am calling this Rumer Wills Has Uterus (sure she does)……

Posted in:Rumer Willis