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2015

26

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Whenever I go to the laundromat to was my wife’s soiled underwear, I’m talking stains no one should ever see, smells no one should ever sell, possibly fabric that should go into quarantine….I stare at all the trash that surrounds me….and think….how long it would take to die in the dryer

If you’re in New York….getting slammed with slow…be sure to stock up on your artisanal you bourgeoisie fucks….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Porn Interview with Julia Ann
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Drake is Sending Arab Pornstar Instagram Messages
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Celebrate Australia Day with Miranda Kerr
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Fake Tits in a Little Bikini of the Day
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Alexander Skarsgard and Margot Robbie are Doing It
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Slut of the Day
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Charlotte McKinney is the Fucking Worst
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Jennifer Lawrence Tits
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Natasha Galinka is Amazing
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Miss Colombia is Your New Miss Universe
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Booty of the Day
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Margot Robbie is Fat
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Latest KFC Meal is Amazing
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Best Vines of January
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Tammy Lynn Sytch Naked
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The Cast of the Jersey Shore: Then and Now
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Nadia Forde’s Cameltoe
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Blind Woman Sees Baby for the First Time
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Charli XCX in Concert…
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Musicians Whose Grammy Wins Boosted Their Careers
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So Many Huge Tits
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How Much Snow it Takes for a Snow Day
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Zach Galfinakis Doesn’t Look Like Zach Galfinakis
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The Many Epiphanies Of Jessica Fletcher to Rape Your Brain…
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Girl Fails
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Kim Kardashian’s Weirdo BTS Pics
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Justin Bieber if Flexing for the Mirror
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Rosamind Pike’s Crazy Dress
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Hailey Baldwin’s Hot 18 Year Old Stephen Baldwin Ass
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Ariel Winter Tits!
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Full House Cast Sing Theme Song
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Charli XCX Pokies
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Sex Ed Teacher of the Day
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Alyssa Miller in Lingerie
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Sofia Vergara’s Got Big Tits
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Miss Lebanon is Not Happy About Miss Israel
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Jennifer Aniston’s Screen Actor Guild Tits
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Dog VS Seal
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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The 2015 AVN Awards
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Hilary Duff in Tight Jeans
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Dude Finds a Rare Watch at Goodwill for 6 Dollars…Sells it for 35k, Still Looks Like a Hobbit
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Join The RubberClub!
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Old Man Working on his Tan in the Most Disgusting Way
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Naked Girls on the best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Catfight Breaks Out in Pottery Class
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Masturbating with a Brush
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Greek Babe of the Day
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Redhead Strip on the Stairs
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Amanda Peet Topless!
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Naked Babe Tyra with Big Tits
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Kayslee Collins is Perfect….
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Bartender of the Day
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Girlfriend Pranks Boyfriend by Pepper Spraying Toilet Paper
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Busty Strip
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Czech Girls are Naugthy as Fuck as they Fuck….
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Shocking Japanese Meal of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

26

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Mom Thigh Gap in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba is a hot bodied mom, who you may remember as being an it girl everyone wanted to have sex with, despite being Mexican, before settling down and becoming a billionaire with a brand of organic baby products…and I guess whoring herself out to endorse products for money is pretty much her thing…and these bikini pics of her from her instagram, the thigh gap one has since been removed, because I guess she is not relatable to all the fat moms pushing 40 who love her, and give her money, but that thanks to the internet will live on forever…

I mean this body…is crazy…

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2015

26

Jan

Miley Cyrus Topless in Hawaii of the Day

I’d expect Miley Cyrus to be topless at the beach, because she is an advocate of the whole free the nipple campaign, she is an exhibitionist who has put herself out there, and I guess what it comes down to is that they are just tits….who gives a fuck…and more importantly, they are tits we’ve all seen, and when cast around that boyish face and hair, they are tits we may not even want to see, unless you are me, in which case, you like seeing all tits, even when you’re desensitized to tits, and the only think that can actually get you off is fisting videos….making it much more challenging for famous people to fame whore, cuz everyone is naked everywhere…all the time…who cares.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

26

Jan

Karlie Kloss Nipple for Taylor Swift of the Day

Karlie Kloss, better known as Taylor Swift’s “roommate”…you know the girl who lives in Taylor Swift’s house, because Taylor Swift is rich as fuck and can have real life barbies if she wants to….it’s part of throwing her childhood away to be this billion dollar machine that she is….

Well she had a nipple slip, I’m sure not her first nipple slip, I mean this is probably what Taylor makes her do for her, since Taylor owns her….and the whole thing, probably not that exciting but still a nipple….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
CLICK HERE

At the same Versace Fashion Show, Kate Hudson Brought her Booty to the Show….which was a nice distraction to how manly her face looks….after years of fucking so many dudes…it’s like she’s turning into one….because as they say…you are what you eat…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
CLICK HERE

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2015

26

Jan

Nadja Bender is Amazing of the Day

Nadja Bender is Danish, and whenever I think of Danish girls, I don’t think of their strong jaws, but rather the pastry version of them that I would like to eat, because sugar is addictive but I guess so are tits….

So Nadja Bender..best known for that time she posed TOPLESS is now in Vogue Spain, by an amazing photographer, looking amazing, and these are amazing….amazing…

If you’re not into that…here’s a how to speak Danish lesson with her…

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2015

26

Jan

Fitness Lessons with Sara Sampaio of the Day

Here’s a little fitness program with Sara Sampaio.

Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret model, who barely anyone in Portugal has ever really heard of, but who is from Portugal…and most importantly skinny as fuck…so if you’re going to take any advice from her, it would probably be better suited being her diet plan, you know starve yourself, but I guess her workout is important too…I’m just surprised she didn’t pass out from exhaustion due to not eating….but maybe I’m skinny girl shaming, even though I love skinny girls, the skinnier the better, I just prefer my skinny girls not kicking ass, but struggling to stand after one drink…due to liver failure from starvation…it’s so much hotter…and they can’t really fight you off when you want to cuddle them in a back alley…because you’re a romantic…and Valentine’s Day is around the corner.

Part 2

Part 3 –

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2015

26

Jan

Kate Upton Rebuilt for a Campaign of the Day

This photoshoot makes me laugh because I spoke to someone in Miami who was involved in it, and she kept going on and on about how nice Kate Upton was, but how fat and amazed she was that she was there doing a campaign….you know the kind of model who requires serious photoshop and staging so that her belly doesn’t split the sample sizes they’ve already taken out to fit her massive body…

Now I don’t hate Kate Upton, I don’t care that she’s a rich kid who had the right support, I don’t care that her dumpy body and sloppy tits went viral to the Nascar / Carl’s Jr / White trash male crowd….I actually like the stories I hear about her being an exhibitionist, who loves being naked on set, and loves fucking everyone…

But I do find this a funny way to use her, knowing she made 100k or more for this…it’s like a girl posed as unsexy, unrevealing as possible…because she’s no Victoria’s Secret model….

Either way here are the pics:

Posted in:Kate Upton

2015

26

Jan

Single Irina Shayk in a Shitty Music Video of the DAy

Irina Shayk is recently single. Her 5 year relationship with Ronaldo, that everyone made fun of, because we all know Ronaldo is gay and that she was just in contract to beard him, in exchange for international bikini modeling fame and a salary…was in her lingerie in some Marc Anthony and Friends latin song for the latin crowd…that is actually a massive proud market that probably still buy CDs…and I refused to watch it, because I hate this shit….

I just like pointing out that when played properly, life goes on after sugar baby-ing properly, you just get thrown into the right circle and other rich dudes want in on it, the published work helps…and what it comes down to is whatever her hustle is or was…she’s pretty fucking hot…Here are some of her instagram pics….

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2015

26

Jan

The Official Gigi Hadid Guess Campaign of the Day

Gigi Hadid recently won some model of the year award that probably doesn’t matter, and that was probably paid for, because she’s a rich girl and that’s how rich girls get everything in life, including but not limited to this Guess Campaign, for a company owned by her father’s best friend, someone he calls a brother, who has been using GIGI since she was 6 for the brand…reminding us that everything is positioning, because she’s not all that hot, and that everything in marketing is bullshit selected based on social media following and who her celebrity friends are, it sells products, and less about her look….meaning the world is now all about the spokesmodel you’d see at the tradeshow booth as the model in all the marketing, and I guess when she’s half naked, when she doesn’t have to be half naked, but because she wants to be half naked since it is easier than getting her Ivy League schooling she can afford…you know since everyone wants to be famous…she looks ok.

TO see her at an event CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2015

26

Jan

Kelly Brook’s Trying to Seduce You of the Day

Old and tired Kelly Brook looks like she’s thrown in the towel on this get famous in America shit. I’m thinking that her work visa may be expiring and she’s trying to pass off the big titty torch to her roommate, NATALIE LOREN , by plugging the shit out of both their tits on instagram for attention, because attention may lead to a job, when sex tape is the only angle they should be taking….and I guess she’s either taken the den mother position, to help misguided titty models get ahead, or MAYBE, she’s taking the latch onto something hotter than her to get attention, or maybe girls with big tits who get attention for their big tits have a bond and understanding for each other that people who don’t have big tits just never understand…

Here’s their instagram pics…

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