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2015

23

Jan

Rita Ora for L’Officiel Paris of the Day

Rita Ora is in this issue of L’Officiel and the pictures are so fucking boring. It’s like they don’t realize that up until this year, she was this UK starlet trying to make it in America as the next Rihanna, before finally finding a hit and getting where she wanted to go…you know someone who was desperate and willing to do anything to get where she needed to be….who is now where she needed to be…and not willing to do anything worth looking at…..because L’Officiel generally have good photoshoots, sometimes the kind of fashion shoot you can masturbate to…and instead of going down that road with the ratchet…they come up with this…and it’s a fail….but then again…I guess it is fitting…because most of Rita Ora’s life has involved her failing…look at her now…or don’t bother..it’s not very exciting.

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2015

23

Jan

Sarah Hyland Freaks me Out of the Day

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Sarah Hyland freaks me the fuck out…

She’s like some weird genetically modified troll who stopped growing at 12 because her stage mom took stage mom-ing very seriously, and knew the younger she looked, the easier it would be to get her cast on some show that doesn’t have a timeline, you know where no one ages, and she just stays this weird pre-pubescent freak…a weird pre-pubescent freak who wears push-up bras and shows off her tits like Sofia Vergara told her to…

The whole thing…weird…but what’s weirder are the die hard fans of hers who you know jerk off to her because she looks 12…yes, I’m talking to you.

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2015

23

Jan

Josephine Skriver in a Bikini of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a model…who works for the people at Victoria’s Secret, which to mainstream men everywhere is the making it to the top…it’s up there with Sports Illustrated, who are rumored to be using Kim Kardashian like Paper did, and putting her on the cover, which makes sense because she’s fat, and thanks to Kate Upton, the Sports Illustrated reader is used to fat chicks, and while giving Kim press, it also makes her deslusional fake mom ass ego that she’s a bikini model now….reminding us that the world is fucked….

But Josephine Skriver isn’t fucked, I just wish she was, by me, my mouth, maybe my fingers…because she’s fucking amazing…so amazing I almost feel bad I am tainting her post with Kim Kardashian in a bikini that may be from her Sports Illustrated shoot…

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2015

23

Jan

Lauren Pope in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Her name is Lauren Pope. She’s some UK reality star nobody…but she went to an event in a see through dress, which as far as I’m concerned makes her a somebody…I just don’t understand when a girl like this goes this far to get noticed, you know she knows her dress is see through, why the hell would she throw on a pair of nipple pasties…it’s like own your publicity stunt…give your 100 percent with it…pasties are not as fun as nipples…even if those nipples are scarred up messes from all the surgeries…

Maybe this was from the day Page 3 didn’t post a topless girl for a publicity stunt…you know the darkest day in UK history…the day the nipple was covered….

Maybe it wasn’t….

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2015

23

Jan

Alyssa Miller for Free People Lingerie of the Day

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Here’s old, washed up, dumpy, never really quite made it, model named Alyssa Miller, who you may remember from Sports Illustrated Swimsuit a bunch of years ago, that she secured by fucking one of the photographers….before cheating on him with Jake Gyllenhaal, because when you are a whore, you do self serving whore things, that lead to a better whore life, and when an A-Lister, despite being a cunt like Gyllenhaal comes a knocking, you got to throw in any morals or values you may pretend you have a go for it…

Now if you read this site, you’ll know I hate Gyllenhaal, I’ve had a fight with him and I’ve seen him first hand, face to face, and know one thing…and that is any girl who is with him, is with him because he’s Jake Gyllenhaal famous guy, and you put up with his shit, because it’s worth the press….

Either way, here’s her nonsense.

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2015

23

Jan

Carmen Electra’s Beach Shoot of the Day

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Carmen Electra defies gravity…space and time…age….and dignity…by being shameless and still willing to get on the beach, all BOTOXED, because I guess she needs to make money, but more importantly, she needs to be made to feel like she’s still pretty, because that validation is all she’s ever known…and the fact is, I kind of like the real housewife, porn looking old lady still holding on vibe…because despite the weathered vagina, the broken soul under the leathery skin, brings me happiness…

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2015

23

Jan

stepGIRLS in the Hot Tub with Billie Jane of the Day

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You may or may not know what stepGIRLS is….but it’s a movement…that celebrates confident and amazing women who don’t mind having a good time while photographers we link up with take pics of them…

It’s a lifestyle…an amazing lifestyle…and it’s all part of the DrunkenStepfather.com family, which makes the whole thing even better…because I like girls who like to have fun, and who look good when having fun, and who aren’t being exploited by evil pornographers, or other people promising their vulnerable, want to be famous, down on their luck asses fame…it’s something so many girls who want to make it deal with…because people are full of shit, but we’re against that…we just like having fun with pretty girls…

So today’s pretty girl that stepGIRLS got into the hot tub with is named BILLIE JANE and she’s shot by our friend Karel Chladek ….and she’s pretty amazing….in this romantic, flower pedal in the hot tub, shoot…

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2015

23

Jan

J.Lo Cleavage of the Day

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J.Lo has either lost her mind, or she’s out there for a cash grab, promoting bullshit, because that’s what she does, and she’s doing it by reverting back to the same kind of big cleavage dress from a decade ago that went viral, a decade ago….and she’s still at it…big cleavage gets hit…but it’s hardly something you’d want your 45 year old mom wearing anywhere, especially not on TV, because it’s trashy….but I like trashy, I like tits, I like cleavage, and I even like 45 year olds doing all these things…especially when they are fucking rich…and it is absolutely unnecessary…

Here’s the segment, I doubt her nipple fell out at….

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2015

23

Jan

Miranda Kerr’s Getting Lingerie Modeling Work of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is a Victoria’s Secret reject, but not really, because before she got fired for fucking Justin Bieber after the Victoria’s Secret fashion show a few years ago, they made her a huge fucking star….but with all huge fucking stars, they lose sight of the privileged life they have, they feel untouchable, then they do stupid fucking things like give into their perversion, and fuck 18 year old hugely famous boys, without realizing that there could be consequences for her pervert, sexual deviant ass…

But the good news is that Victoria’s Secret are the industry leaders, and all these other latch-on brands who took a backseat to Victoria’s Secret in the mid 80s…will dig through their trash and scoop up any of their unwanted scraps hoping it is the missing piece in their program to get back on top….

And the reality is, they are probably all made by the same factories in third world countries…and all this is just flash in the pan to confuse you into thinking it matters…

But I’ll post the pics anyway…