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2015

22

Jan

Aubrey Plaza’s Ned Rifle Sex Scenes of the Day

People love Aubrey Plaza…so I guess they’ll love seeing her big pep, shit stain, saucer nipples getting fucked from behind by what looks like a fat creepy homeless dude….something we can all relate to….

She’s from Parks and Rec, a show I’ve never seen. I remember her from bad College Humor videos, you may remember her as SPREAD ASS ICLOUD HACK ….and what it ultimately comes down to, is in a world filled with girls getting naked, it may seem like nothing special when another girl comes along and gets naked…but it does…..it always does…

Now go rent Ned Rifle to see the rest of the movie….

Or you can look at her ass and vag while filming “Dirty Grandpa”


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Posted in:Aubrey Plaza

2015

22

Jan

Eugenie Bouchard Asked to Twirl of the Day

Eugenie Bouchard is a Canadian Tennis Player, who has a hot little tennis body, like most tennis players do, as long as they aren’t a Williams sister, because, the Williams sisters are dudes who got converted at a young age to increase the chances of winning and making the family rich. I’ve seen “Ladybugs” I know how these things work…and they all end with Jonathan Brandis committing suicide…

That said, she’s not just a Canadian, she’s from Montreal and I’m from Montreal, only unlike me, she’s actually an international success, and I guess not a monster, but she does post pictures of her playing tennis by my shitty house on instagram, and I am always tempted to get off my couch to watch, since tennis is porn to me, tennis girls are porn to me, and I figure why not go experience porn first hand….but then I remember I don’t leave my house..

Anyway, she’s hit the media hard, because during the Australian Open win, the announcer asked her to twirl, like she was a beauty pageant girl and not a tennis pro, and the feminists fucking hate it…I guess they don’t realize girl tennis is all about short skirts, and orgasmic grunts…and panty flashes…

Either way, she’s pretty cute, I wish her twirl ended with crawling around on all fours…

Sidenote…she has a twin sister.

Posted in:Eugenie Bouchard

2015

22

Jan

Dakota Johnshon Naked for The Weeknd’s New Song of the Day

The Weeknd is a huge Canadian success, probably thanks to Drake, but what the fuck do I know, I don’t keep track of these things, I just know that he still lives in Toronto, despite all his fame, and he fucks all kinds of local ratchet girls, or at least he did, because that’s what you do when you have all this international fame and you go back to your hometown, where the only person more famous than you is Drake, and he’s off fucking Rihanna and other top tier famous people, leaving herds of groupies with mouths wide open…and ready for dick…

That said, this is his new video with Dakota Johnson for 50 Shades of Grey…and apparently she’s naked in it. 2 Million listens in a day….I think this movie may be huge…

Posted in:Dakota Johnshon

2015

22

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Being a professional sexter is a pretty unfulfilling life….

It’s just a lot of disappointing masturbation sessions…that involve real people instead of porn….so that they can judge you for you inability to get hard…while porn never does…

But I’ll keep doing it – because I prefer living in the prison hell I built myself…

Here are some morning links…

Girls Squeezing into Jeans
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Bed of the Day
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Kim Kardashian has Been Taking Selfies Since She Was 4
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Thug Life Compilation….
GO

Lea Michele Cleavage….
GO

Fleshlight Promo Video
GO

Behati in Lingerie….
GO

Demi Lovato Panty Flash…
GO

Obama Throws Shade
GO

Hot Girls in Bed….
GO

Dance Lessons from Kat Graham Vampire Diaries
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Man Brought Mom’s Corpse to Bank to Make a Withdrawal
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Man Street Twerk
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Porn Star Sings You are My Sunshine
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

21

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I always laugh at dudes who catch feelings for girls they fucked once, it’s like dude…you just won the lottery, you saw her asshole, if you were smart you licked her asshole, and now everytime you hear her name, or see her you can say to yourself – remember the time I saw her asshole…it’s like what, you want her to be your wife, homo, your mission should be targeting the next girl who’s asshole you want to see

I’m drunk…but I still did the stepLINKS>..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Ridiculous Assese
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Alexis Arquette on Fucking Jared Leto
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Cleavage
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Man Bulldozes House with Wife’s Stuff in It
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Lohan Tits to Celebrate Her Bora Bora Anal Disease
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Abigail Ratchford from Whore to Whore Invited to Events
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Slut of the Day
GO

Miranda Kerr’s New Lingerie Pics
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Kennedy Summers Bikini
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Liv Tyler Pregnant
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Billy Corgan Warned Manson About McGowan
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24 Sexiest Superbowl Ads
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The 60 Hottest Cheerleaders of Super Bowl XLIX
GO

Angriest #deflategate Fans on the Internet
GO

The Craziest Ideas on Shark Tank
GO

A Link to Girls in Lingerie….
GO

The Most Clutch Athletes in Sports Today
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Guess The Actresses Ass
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Sofia Vergara’s Ass in Leggigns
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Dakota Johnson in a Skirt
GO

Curvy Girl of the Day
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ESPN Analyst Uses Pornhub in a Link
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Sofia Vergara Ass in Jeans
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The Best Super Bowl Foods
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Jennifer Connelly’s Tits are Boring
GO

Christina Milian Legs
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Bieber Asked for his Comedy Central Roast
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Lesbians are the New Lesbians
GO

Gigi Paris Catalog Bikini Pics
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Jennifer Aniston’s Arms
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Times Square in the 80s
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Captain America of the day
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Pornstar Sings You Are My Sunshine
GO

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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some of the Hottest Girls You’ll Ever See Naked for Free….
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A COuple of Girls in the Bath
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The best cam site you haven’t heard of…
GO

Some Busty Chick…
GO

A Couple Girls SHowing Tits Together
GO

Fashion Week Nip Slip
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Marisa Miller Nude
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Girl Love
GO

Guy Needs Help Pulling Something Out of His Head
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I wonder if she’s a hooker..
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Japanese Weirdo Porn of the Day
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Czech Girls Fucking….
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I don’t think this is Iggy Azalea’s Sex Tape – The Dick is the Wrong Color
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

21

Jan

Vaginal Weight Lifter of the Day

Her name is Kim Anami…she’s a Vaginal Weightlifter on instagram…and that blows my fucking mind….and not in a good way…in a wtf kind of why would you put this on instagram and how is this appropriate behavior on instagram, when my pics get flagged everyday…oh right…feminism…or maybe just maybe she’s selling a book on doing kegels and other vagina exercises to have a power vag….feminism…

Apparently she’s a surfer…which makes the whole thing even weirder…but her real star talent is her PC muscle ability…that I am sure allows her pussy to grab other even the smallest dick before jerking it off inside her…

Here’s what she had to say:


I Lift with My Vagina New year, new vagina. It’s that time you’ve all been waiting for: Vaginal Kung Fu 2015

Follow her on INSTAGRAM ….or don’t…weird…

Here are her pics…

Posted in:Weird

2015

21

Jan

Demi Lovato’s Panty Flash of the Day

I thought Demi Lovato was a lesbian, partially because someone told me that she had a sex tape with Miley from when she was underage, but also because she’s built like a tank…

So I’m surprised she’s wearing panties, in this horribly scary, cellulite ridden panty flash…

I was expecting to see a strap-on…or a pair of lesbian underwear…like men’s boxers…because lesbians don’t wear girl’s underwear…that wouldn’t make sense…

Either way…this scares me…and turns me on…at the same time…all it takes is excess skin and one-size too small panties…to win my heart.

Posted in:Demi Lovato

2015

21

Jan

Charlotte McKinney for Carl’s JR of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is some Florida trash, that looks like Florida trash, but unlike most Florida Trash she’s got huge seemingly natural tits, and instead of being a stripper or escort like most Florida Trash, she got picked up by the same people who probably brought you Kate Upton, allowing her to become a “model”…because I guess the world, or at least America, needs big titty girls to sell them low grade product to the mainstream, average market…

She’s like a pornstar or Playboy chick….who got away…you know average hard faced, but no one notices cuz of her tits…

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney

2015

21

Jan

Selena Gomez Grabbing Cara Delevingne’s Tits of the Day

Selena Gomez was hanging out with Cara Delevingne, because that’s what all these overpaid peopled do, they sit together discussing how amazing they are, while living the exclusive life, before talking shit about each other behind each other’s back, because fame and Hollywood and all that is just like one horrible high school you’d wish someone would school shoot, but no one ever school shoots….it’s like all these delusional idiots….talking about their ridiculous lives…while idiots like us watch…and can you really blame us when former disney star saves “models” from having their tits fall out…even when we’ve all seen her tits…because Selena Gomez is a hero…that has been fucked by Justin Bieber…

She posted this to her instagram, so I guess she wanted everyone to see it, because saving tits get hits…generates buzz…makes them all money…keeps people talking about them…even if it’d be better if they were scissoring…I mean if you’re gonna make noise…make fucking noise from faking a lesbian orgasm…fuck…


TO SEE PICS OF CARA DELEVINGNE AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

21

Jan

The Victoria’s Secret Superbowl Commerical Trailer of the Day

Victoria’s Secret produced a Superbowl commercial, because Victoria’s Secret has built their business on selling lingerie to men, using amazing looking women, who would never fuck them, and who their wives would never look like, even if they can wear the same shitty overpriced underwear….it’s like seeing a cartoon version of them…the shorter and fatter Victoria’s Secret model, trying to live a fantasy motherfucker saw on the superbowl, but dealing with a horribly comedic, overstuffed sausage version of it…

This is the trailer…

Posted in:Victoria's Secret