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2015

07

Jan

McKayla Maroney Bikini Pic of the Day


McKayla Maroney is a bit of a scam.

Sure she won a Gold Medal by piggy backing on the skills of her Gymnastic team that I assume she got on because they needed one that didn’t look like a weird boxy muscular troll so that perverts everywhere would watch….something her stage mother, who probably acted as assistant coach, forcing her into this at a young age, seeing some natural talent and pushing hard as it was their window of opportunity…it was the way out…but I know nothing about Gymnastics other than cameltoes and cartwheels, so maybe she isn’t a scam on that American Hero Front…where I know she’s a scam is that at 18, she plays up and acts like a 12 year old, at least on social media…and the perverts love it because she’s a gymnast and has a body of a 12 year old….you know all virginal and shit…then her nudes drop..her constant flow of bikini pics drop…and her 18th birthday dropped and you know that her pre-mature, developmental issues possibly caused by hormone therapy must be a lie…and that this girl knows just what she’s doing and how to do it to seduce her way into relevance…

So this bikini pic may be her pretending to be playful..but really it’s a cocktease…I can tell.

Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2015

07

Jan

Ellie Goulding in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if Ellie Goulding bikini pics matter…

I mean I know she’s got a bunch of shitty, easy to market, overplayed popsongs that you probably know the lyrics to and that you may catch yourself singing along to, even though they make you want to rip out your eardrums after shooting yourself in the dick…but you’re still singing along because the music industry has paid scientists to figure out how to brainwash you by sending you messages through these overly commercial songs sung by puppets..it’s the only explanation for it…

Science has also developed fitness regimes to have fit round asses..that I’m not sure Ellie Goulding bother’s with, because I guess she’s a robot and this is how they make us think she’s human…


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Posted in:Ellie Goulding

2015

07

Jan

Paris Hilton Cleavage of the Day

Paris Hilton gets a lot of hate, but people still follow her around like she matters, because as much as you say you hate her, at least she’s not a Kardashian…..even though she’s obviously the reason for the Kardashians, they were just able to leverage everything she did like lecherous bottom feeders who had a strength in numbers competitive advantage, because animals are born in hairy shit colored litters….as Paris was off gallivanting because she was over it,

You can assume this is her showing off the tits she always wanted, you can assume this is her trying to get attention…I can assume you’re right, because she did launch her career of socialite with a porn tape…and it worked…girls…it worked…so send me your porn tapes…

All this to say, Paris isn’t so bad in the grand scheme of things…at least not like this.

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2015

07

Jan

Dakota Fanning in Work Out Clothes of the Day

My favorite thing about working out is just parking outside of the gym, my dick in hand, watching all the girls go in and out of the place in their spandex outfits, especially in summer, because they usually involve shorts, so that I don’t even have to go inside the gym, but I can still masturbate to the vagina definition on fit little bodies…so next time you’re at the gym…worry about us guys on the outside, but not too much, we’re too fat to run after you…we’re just here to watch…

That said, usually, the girls at the going into the gym, aren’t all sweaty pussied the way I want them…you know from being fit, but rather sweaty pussied from being obese…but at least they are sweaty pussied…it adds more flavor…

That said, here’s Dakota Fanning, the creepiest actress in the history of Actresses because she was 40 at the age of 5, at least in interviews…and either that’s some Alien shit, or some overly trained dancing monkey thanks to stage parent shit I want to see naked…but not really….for any reason other than loving naked.

I don’t know what the point of this was. I like to think of it as performance art.


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Posted in:Dakota Fanning

2015

07

Jan

Samantha Gradoville and Holly Rose for Some Magazine of the Day

Samantha Gradoville is a model…who shows her tits when she’s not working for evil corporations who pay her a lot of money, but who don’t make her show off her tits, even though she is willing to show off her tits, because they are big box brands, and tits are bad for their mall dwelling audience….but at least the money doesn’t take her from her roots, and she still manages to show her tits, because the day she decides she doesn’t need to go topless to get ahead – is a day freedom has been attacked…like it was France…and this was a daily Satirical magazine that made jokes against Muslims…in what to the outsider who likes making fun of everything, just seems fucking horrible…but what isn’t horrible…are these tits…they get us through the hard and confusing times…unless those hard and confusing tines are dealing with our homosexuality, in which case…they don’t matter…but you get what I mean.

Posted in:Holly Rose|Samantha Gradoville

2015

07

Jan

Gigi Hadid for Guess Part 2 of the Day

A couple of days ago I wrote about this Gigi Hadid for Guess campaign…

This is actually a creepy story, Paul Marciano, who is the founder of Guess, is best friends with Gigi Hadid’s dad. I’ve written about it before, even though who gives a fuck, the world is about hand outs, if you’re a billionaire, you’re family friends will be billionaires, they will give you jobs and the peasants will care because they are not billionaires…pretty basic logic…

But the creepy factor is the Paul Marciano does a lot of the shoots himself, because he’s a creep, and the highlight of running a sweatshop retailer is the glamorous days spent paying girls a lot of money to get naked for you, and not fuck you, in some kind of cocktease powertrip…

So the creepy factor, isn’t in Paul Marciano being a creep on set like other photographers, it is that he wanted to get his friends daughter naked, so he did it by taking her under his wing, like the pervert neighbor, introducing her to the right people and creating her….

It’s like he say her at a young age and said “I want that naked”….let’s get to work, kinda like the little league coach or “babysitter”….you hire to watch your kid…why the sudden interest in little Tommy? pervert…

Either way, here is Gigi Hadid, she is back on for Guess, like she was 12, because Guess made her, thanks to her dad being friends with creepy perverts than bring opportunity to the family..

Well, here are a few more of the pics…

I figure why not quote myself…when I should just quote myself…it makes me feel important to myself…even though I am totally not…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2015

07

Jan

Justin Bieber and Lara Stone for Calvin Klein of the Day

Here’s a busty Lara Stone, who I hate because she had her lawyers come after me after posting pics of her Honeymoon that were shot by the paparazzi, and not by me, because she’s a total unreasonable, snake of a cunt, who feels as though she’s more important than I am sure she actually is…but she does have big tits…big tits in a Camapign for Underwear set to the beat of Justin Bieber’s drum…which is just fucking creepy, since Bieber’s got the face of an androgynous, yet fit, bitch…

The whole thing weirds me out…that’s why I’m posting the shit….because it is just shit…shit that probably cost Calvin in the multi millions to produce…and I guess if I’m noting panty ads on Bieber…the world is…at least 100,000 people…on Youtube so far…not quite sure that’s the world…but definitely worth the millions of dollars…they could have probably produced something viral for under 1,000 dollars…I have 300 ideas that could have gone viral…only one includes catching Bieber sniffing his mom’s panties….He looks like that kind of guy….but these ad agencies are assholes who like getting big budgets, to keep getting big budgets, so they can afford their bullshit lives and expense accounts…it is all lies…

Posted in:Justin Bieber|Lara Stone

2015

07

Jan

Nicki Minaj By Terry Richardson for Rolling Stone of the Day

Nicki Minaj shot with Terry Richardson for Rolling Stone, and he posted these outtakes or pictures from the set, where Nicki is being all patriotic in her USA shirt, because USA gave her the chance to live out her dream of being in the spotlight, after years of being the weirdo outcast growing up. This is why she went to acting school, this is why she made herself a Black Lady Gaga to launch her career, like some kind of Court Jester Clown, because it was better than staying in Acting School, and well, she was just acting…and getting paid for it, and celebrated for it….and without it, she’d never have the chance to take on her role as Lil Kim….that she’s researched like an Oscar winner would research playing a Downs Syndrome Schizophrenic in a Wheel Chair who overcomes his childhood memories of being molested by becoming an Olympic swimmer…or whatever the fuck the next pile of sensationalized shit the world will think is actual depth….only with more fake titties and ass implants…right…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2015

07

Jan

Fight on the Train and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk American Woman in Lithuania

Man Collecting Cans Stabbed

Panic Horse at the Horse Race

Dude Gets Slammed By Runaway Tire on the Highway

Quick Reflexes

Car Wrecking

Camel Mount Fail

Naked Woman Recovered from River

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

07

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I have arthritis in my hands from 20 years of sexting…which according the the book, that says it takes 10 years to master anything….means I am a seasoned veteran, a pro even….and I think your pussy pics in my phone are a testament to my hard work and sacrifices to the cause….especially when each stroke of the keyboard brings more and more pain….

One day, it will all seize up….and I’ll have to either quit this life, like a miner with black lung, or I’ll just use the dictation software on the iphone…either way…the end is near so contribute to my cause…

Here are some morning links…in the morning….

Amazing British Tits…because…Tits.
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A Couple Miami Nobodies in Bikinis
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Today in Underboobs
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Two Grown Men Rock Kid’s Instruments
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Miley Cyrus Nose Bleed
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Unexpected Thug Life – The Golfing Edition
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Beyonce and Jay Z’s New Years Message
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The Girl From Uncle Buck Drinks Placenta…
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A Bunch of Heidi Klum in Bikini Pics
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Jimmy Kimmel Stumps Stoners
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Ant Man Trailer
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Honest Trailer of Taken
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Drake Doesn’t Like a Comedian’s Impression of Him
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Posted in:stepLINKS