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2015

07

Jan

Samantha Gradoville and Holly Rose for Some Magazine of the Day

Samantha Gradoville is a model…who shows her tits when she’s not working for evil corporations who pay her a lot of money, but who don’t make her show off her tits, even though she is willing to show off her tits, because they are big box brands, and tits are bad for their mall dwelling audience….but at least the money doesn’t take her from her roots, and she still manages to show her tits, because the day she decides she doesn’t need to go topless to get ahead – is a day freedom has been attacked…like it was France…and this was a daily Satirical magazine that made jokes against Muslims…in what to the outsider who likes making fun of everything, just seems fucking horrible…but what isn’t horrible…are these tits…they get us through the hard and confusing times…unless those hard and confusing tines are dealing with our homosexuality, in which case…they don’t matter…but you get what I mean.

Posted in:Holly Rose|Samantha Gradoville

2015

07

Jan

Gigi Hadid for Guess Part 2 of the Day

A couple of days ago I wrote about this Gigi Hadid for Guess campaign…

This is actually a creepy story, Paul Marciano, who is the founder of Guess, is best friends with Gigi Hadid’s dad. I’ve written about it before, even though who gives a fuck, the world is about hand outs, if you’re a billionaire, you’re family friends will be billionaires, they will give you jobs and the peasants will care because they are not billionaires…pretty basic logic…

But the creepy factor is the Paul Marciano does a lot of the shoots himself, because he’s a creep, and the highlight of running a sweatshop retailer is the glamorous days spent paying girls a lot of money to get naked for you, and not fuck you, in some kind of cocktease powertrip…

So the creepy factor, isn’t in Paul Marciano being a creep on set like other photographers, it is that he wanted to get his friends daughter naked, so he did it by taking her under his wing, like the pervert neighbor, introducing her to the right people and creating her….

It’s like he say her at a young age and said “I want that naked”….let’s get to work, kinda like the little league coach or “babysitter”….you hire to watch your kid…why the sudden interest in little Tommy? pervert…

Either way, here is Gigi Hadid, she is back on for Guess, like she was 12, because Guess made her, thanks to her dad being friends with creepy perverts than bring opportunity to the family..

Well, here are a few more of the pics…

I figure why not quote myself…when I should just quote myself…it makes me feel important to myself…even though I am totally not…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2015

07

Jan

Justin Bieber and Lara Stone for Calvin Klein of the Day

Here’s a busty Lara Stone, who I hate because she had her lawyers come after me after posting pics of her Honeymoon that were shot by the paparazzi, and not by me, because she’s a total unreasonable, snake of a cunt, who feels as though she’s more important than I am sure she actually is…but she does have big tits…big tits in a Camapign for Underwear set to the beat of Justin Bieber’s drum…which is just fucking creepy, since Bieber’s got the face of an androgynous, yet fit, bitch…

The whole thing weirds me out…that’s why I’m posting the shit….because it is just shit…shit that probably cost Calvin in the multi millions to produce…and I guess if I’m noting panty ads on Bieber…the world is…at least 100,000 people…on Youtube so far…not quite sure that’s the world…but definitely worth the millions of dollars…they could have probably produced something viral for under 1,000 dollars…I have 300 ideas that could have gone viral…only one includes catching Bieber sniffing his mom’s panties….He looks like that kind of guy….but these ad agencies are assholes who like getting big budgets, to keep getting big budgets, so they can afford their bullshit lives and expense accounts…it is all lies…

Posted in:Justin Bieber|Lara Stone

2015

07

Jan

Nicki Minaj By Terry Richardson for Rolling Stone of the Day

Nicki Minaj shot with Terry Richardson for Rolling Stone, and he posted these outtakes or pictures from the set, where Nicki is being all patriotic in her USA shirt, because USA gave her the chance to live out her dream of being in the spotlight, after years of being the weirdo outcast growing up. This is why she went to acting school, this is why she made herself a Black Lady Gaga to launch her career, like some kind of Court Jester Clown, because it was better than staying in Acting School, and well, she was just acting…and getting paid for it, and celebrated for it….and without it, she’d never have the chance to take on her role as Lil Kim….that she’s researched like an Oscar winner would research playing a Downs Syndrome Schizophrenic in a Wheel Chair who overcomes his childhood memories of being molested by becoming an Olympic swimmer…or whatever the fuck the next pile of sensationalized shit the world will think is actual depth….only with more fake titties and ass implants…right…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2015

07

Jan

Fight on the Train and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk American Woman in Lithuania

Man Collecting Cans Stabbed

Panic Horse at the Horse Race

Dude Gets Slammed By Runaway Tire on the Highway

Quick Reflexes

Car Wrecking

Camel Mount Fail

Naked Woman Recovered from River

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

07

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I have arthritis in my hands from 20 years of sexting…which according the the book, that says it takes 10 years to master anything….means I am a seasoned veteran, a pro even….and I think your pussy pics in my phone are a testament to my hard work and sacrifices to the cause….especially when each stroke of the keyboard brings more and more pain….

One day, it will all seize up….and I’ll have to either quit this life, like a miner with black lung, or I’ll just use the dictation software on the iphone…either way…the end is near so contribute to my cause…

Here are some morning links…in the morning….

Amazing British Tits…because…Tits.
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A Couple Miami Nobodies in Bikinis
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Today in Underboobs
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Two Grown Men Rock Kid’s Instruments
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Miley Cyrus Nose Bleed
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Unexpected Thug Life – The Golfing Edition
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Beyonce and Jay Z’s New Years Message
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The Girl From Uncle Buck Drinks Placenta…
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A Bunch of Heidi Klum in Bikini Pics
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Jimmy Kimmel Stumps Stoners
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Ant Man Trailer
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Honest Trailer of Taken
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Drake Doesn’t Like a Comedian’s Impression of Him
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

06

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I was going to write something about either eating out girls on their period, being drunk, or hating my wife, but then I saw the above picture of FARRAH ABRAHAM SUPERSTAR and I realized nothing else in the world mattered…this level of fame-whoring out does anything going on in my life…even though she doesn’t matter…but her SEX TAPE DID

Here are some stepLINKS…

More of Farrah Abraham’s Lip Implants are AMAzing
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A Bunch of Side Boob
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Michelle LEwin’s Butt in a Bikini
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Katy Perry and JOhn Mayer May Be Fucking
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Farrah Abraham’s LIp Injections are Amazing
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Gigi Hadid for Guess
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Man in I Love Drugs Shirt – Arrested for Having Drugs
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Imogen Thomas is the Slut of the DAy
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Red Thong Of the Day
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Heidi Montag’s Comeback Tour
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Jennifer Lawrence Titties at the Airport
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Abandoned Dog Found in Train Station with a Suitcase Full of His Stuff – makes me sad
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The 100 Biggest Selfie FAILs In Internet History
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Charlotte Crosby Fuck Me Boots….
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Stuart Scott Death Announcement…
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Scarjo’s New Movie
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50 Celebrities Who Never Had Plastic Surgery
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Kate Beckinsale Cleavage….
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The Guy Who Plays Connect 4 with Girls on Tinder
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Genevieve Morton’s Fat Tits in a Bikini
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Mark Zuckerberg is the New Oprah
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Bieber Did Calvin Klein
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Emmy Rossum Fucking Sucks
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Margot Robbie Legs…
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Anne Hathaway is Boring as Fuck
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Ellie Goulding Wearing Bikinis
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Exploding Fireworks Factory
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Emma Roberts Jeans….
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Dakota Blue Richards has an Interesting Dress
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Rosie Huntington Nipple
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Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret
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Nude Candid Pics of Heidi Klum
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Emily Ratajkowski in a Sheer Bra
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This Cat Loves Olives
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Christina Aguilera in Leisure Latino
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The Most Disturbing Naked Woman Of The Year. Of ANY Year.
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47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook
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Girls Tugging On Clothes
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Joanna Krupa is a DJ
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One Size Doesn’t Fit All
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Jodie Marsh Has Stupid Fucking Tits
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Jacuzzi Girl of the Day
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Public Sluts
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Kayslee Collins Nude
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Girl and Her Big Boobs
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Joey Fisher Has Big Tits
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Bus Cock
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Jess Pare’s Tits….
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Some Spread Vag
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Public Dildo
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

06

Jan

Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba’s mom ass in a bikini…..but it’s not just any mom ass…it is a mom ass that was an it-girl in a handful of shitty movies…who with the help of her business man husband..was able to convert that fleeting fame that only existed because she was a hot Mexican and Mexican’s cleaning toilets around America…and Mexicans sneaking across the border…turned to her as their beacon of hope..coupled with dudes being fucking perverts…who thought she was hot as fuck…into a billion dollars.

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Posted in:Jessica Alba

2015

06

Jan

Rihanna in Barbados on the Day

Here is Rihanna being a lesbian with her friend, if lesbianism meant wearing what look like bike shorts while topless by the pool in Barbados, in a 20 million dollar house, you probably would walk by as a girl, wishing one day it would be yours, only for it to actually be yours because you’re fucking Rihanna…

I like to think lesbianism has more fisting….at least that’s what the fun lesbians do…

Posted in:Rihanna

2015

06

Jan

Lorde in Bathing Suit of the Day

Lorde is a sea monster….and I guess she’s not trying to hide it, she’s more of the put her bullshit out there kind of girl, for everyone to celebrate like she was Lana Del Rey, only younger and dumpier, and less authentic, even though Lana Del Rey is just fabricated bullshit shoved down our throat too….serving some kind of purpose…one I don’t know, but assume involves suicidal lonely tweens who cut themselves because they are idiots, but a purpose that shouldn’t be in a bathing suit, but at least is in a one piece, because unlike so many girls, she knows her limitations….and I appreciate that…

Posted in:Lorde