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2015

05

Jan

Dakota Johnson Cameltoe Of the Day

No one cares who Dakota Johnson is, I am going to assume not even her mother, Melanie Griffith, because she’s probably too busy being a broken celebrity daughter who became a celerbity of her own, all narcissistic and fucking everything to fill the void of quitting cocaine to be a mother…assuming that she’s quit cocaine…but definitely filling he her vagina, not just now that she’s old and dried up with Banderas is out of the picture, but before, when Don Johnson and every other man she’s had come in and out of Dakota’s life, preparing her for her role as 50 Shades of grey…..

But I care about her vagina definition in a pair of leggings…not that much, but at least enough to look at it for a while… Come February, she may be a huge deal…for now she’s just huge outter labia…or huge enough for me…

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2015

05

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Elle UK of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is one of the only models who seems to get it. She gets naked, even after making all kinds of money, she gets in movies to prove that acting requires zero talent and she gets in Elle Magazine UK, in boring catalog looking pictures…because she is relevant in the UK…because she’s from the UK, lives in the UK, and the UK is probably where she ripped her first line of cocaine at a fashion party….and will be the last place she rips a line of cocaine at a fashion party…before dying when her weak from years of starvation heart finally explodes…

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2015

05

Jan

Lea Michele Does Bikinis of the Day

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I think we can all agree that Lea Michele is not cute. She’s also probably not a very good person, seeing how she handled her “fiance’s” drug addiction, and spun the lie that they were together in her favor to get the sympathy of the world, when you know that she didn’t actually give a shit, and if she did, it was based on how it affected her image, because if she gave a shit, homie wouldn’t have been smoking crack in a hotel room in Vancouver…which leads me to a very important point…that I think I need to address…and that point is…why the fuck do I know this shit…

That said, since no one wanted to do a bikini shoot with Lea Michele, Glee is over thus she is Over…and doesn’t matter…and probably never should have mattered due to her man face…

So she did it herself…for social media…and they are hardly as slutty as they should be…

That said….To See All The Paparazzi Bikini Pics of Her…Because the Paparazzi Always Cares
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2015

05

Jan

Jessa Hinton’s Pizza Bikini of the Day

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A video posted by Jessa Hinton (@jessahinton) on Jan 1, 2015 at 4:56pm PST

Jessa Hinton is a Playboy chick, and she has been involved in what is probably the single most viral bikini in the history of bikinis, because every one loves pizza, it is the most viral of foods ever and everyone loves bikinis, it’s the most viral of clothing girls can take pics of themselves wearing…and everyone loves fake titty girls who look like they could have virusees thanks to college party gangbangs, and mean producers who promised them everything…

All this to say, Jessa Hinton….is officially relevant…and all it took was a pizza bikinis…she’s the Emily Ratajkowski of 2015….

All this to say, this is the most important thing to happen all day…far more important than Cameron Diaz’s marriage…or all the has-beens still in bikinis I’ve posted and seen posted around the internet…this is what matters.

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2015

05

Jan

Victoria’s Secret’s Swim Book of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret is one of the most played out brands to ever exist, however, they do bikinis and lingerie, and the cast pretty decent babes to model those bikinis and lingerie, even if the babes they cast are garbage people like Behati Prinsloo, who marry people like Adam Levine…and even if their styling is boring, their pictures are safe, and a total misuse of these immigrant women who are begging to be exploited not celebrated….but they are still bikini pictures…on girls who should give everyday girls a complex about not being hot enough, so that they buy their bullshit products to live the fantasy, even if they are a XXL, for their husbands that wish that their wives were these girls…because a complex, where women feel inadequate, usually increases my chances of having sex…and we like when that happens….at least I do.

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2015

05

Jan

W Magazine’s Acting’s Brightest Stars of 2015 of the Day

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I don’t know if this is really that interesting to anyone…since it isn’t interesting to me…I figure I’ll post it anyway…because I’ve decided to create a hell existence filled with exposing myself to shit I don’t like…in efforts to remind me why I hate the world….

So W Magazine partnered up with photographer Tim Walker…and they took a bunch of different covers, because I guess that’s how they sell copies…and it featured who they’ve decided are the hottest stars of 2015…even though they’re all the same motherfuckers as the last 4 ywars…it’s like Hollywood needs some new fucking blood already…

The “stars” are:

Amy Adams, Shailene Woodley, Keira Knightley (posing with Benedict Cumberbatch), Reese Witherspoon, Julianne Moore, Elle and Dakota Fanning, Emily Blunt, Emma Stone and who gives a fuck…

The pics however, are pretty cool…I approve…even if the people in the pics are boring…

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2015

05

Jan

Dylan Penn Is in a Campaign of the Day

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Dylan Penn is Sean Penn’s daughter he had with Robin Wright. She’s a bit of a babe at 23, making a name for herself by leveraging her name, which I guess is what you would do if you weren’t a loser for a long line of losers….and I just think it is too bad that she’s doing these elegant style campaigns that are almost classy…because I need my rich girls to be broken thanks to their narcissistic fathers neglecting them, making them turn to drugs and random cock, hoping to get attention or noticed…while trying to fill the void left in their souls by their dads….

So in a lot of ways…this campaign makes me sad…it represents all that went right in her life…that I would have rather went wrong…because I am a an asshole…

But the good news is that she’s still an aspiring model, and aspiring models are all whores…and we like whores….at least I do…even when they are too high end for me…I still know what they are about and that’s usually enough to make me happy….

Ermanno Scervino S/S 2015 AD Campaign from ERMANNO SCERVINO on Vimeo.

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2015

05

Jan

Gigi Hadid for Guess Preview of the Day

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I wonder how she got this job…

This is actually a creepy story, Paul Marciano, who is the founder of Guess, is best friends with Gigi Hadid’s dad. I’ve written about it before, even though who gives a fuck, the world is about hand outs, if you’re a billionaire, you’re family friends will be billionaires, they will give you jobs and the peasants will care because they are not billionaires…pretty basic logic…

But the creepy factor is the Paul Marciano does a lot of the shoots himself, because he’s a creep, and the highlight of running a sweatshop retailer is the glamorous days spent paying girls a lot of money to get naked for you, and not fuck you, in some kind of cocktease powertrip…

So the creepy factor, isn’t in Paul Marciano being a creep on set like other photographers, it is that he wanted to get his friends daughter naked, so he did it by taking her under his wing, like the pervert neighbor, introducing her to the right people and creating her….

It’s like he say her at a young age and said “I want that naked”….let’s get to work, kinda like the little league coach or “babysitter”….you hire to watch your kid…why the sudden interest in little Tommy? pervert…

Either way, here is Gigi Hadid, she is back on for Guess, like she was 12, because Guess made her, thanks to her dad being friends with creepy perverts than bring opportunity to the family….

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2015

05

Jan

Lady Victoria Hervey Royal Period Bikini of the Day

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This is amazing..not because I have a period fetish…because I don’t have a period fetish, like I don’t love going down on girls when they have their period, even when the tampon is in, and I don’t love to look like I’ve just left a crime scene after fucking a period, but I am not entirely disgusted by it….but I do have a period fetish when I’ve been fucking a bitch without a condom and she thinks she’s pregnant…even though I know it is impossible, since I am broken…

This is amazing…not because I love surprise periods at inopportune times, it is the classic tween fear that carries through a girl’s life…..I mean I’ve experienced periods hit white pants, white bikinis, all kinds of times to unsuspecting women…I’ve seen some period stains on girls so bad I thought they miscarried in the movie theater…

This is amazing…because it’ a whole new level of fame whoring….first there was the bikini pic, then the nip slip, then the pantyless upskirt, then more bikini pics, then more nip slips…where was she to go…sex tape or this….

You see Lady Victoria Hervey, despite sounding all Royal and Regal and elegant, is a fame whore…and this…is her bringing the fucking big guns…for the the paparazzi taking the bikini pics of her…

The paparazzi are so nice for putting this out there for her…because all of sudden she finally matters…

All this to say…at least she wasn’t eaten by a shark….

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2015

05

Jan