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2023

07

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

I stared at some ass in tight pants jogging around the other day and I thought to myself “this would be so much better if they weren’t middle aged fat chicks”….because it seems like middle aged fat chicks wear the leggings harder and more jacked up in their cunts so hard you can see their asshole more aggressively and confidentially than the younger hot chicks…..

Sure, younger hot chicks also wear the leggings, you see them around but there are far less of them around than the middle aged fat chicks who realize the elastic pants fit them better than traditional button up pants and that they do good things for their gross asses, even though their asses are still gross in the tight pants, from their perspective that’s where the asses are at their best.

The point is, like a prospector looking for gold, I take it upon myself to stare at all the tight pants I can….and here is a round up of babes showing off the tight pants!

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2023

07

Mar

J.Lo in Lingerie of the Day

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I guess I came across these pictures yesterday, but didn’t really click on them, because I am disgusted by J.Lo for a few reasons, the main one being that she’s in her 50s, GROSS, but the other reasons being that she’s made tons of fucking money, has tons of successful businesses, is rumored to be happily married to a not too drunk or abusive Ben Affleck, which was obviously weird tabloid fodder that they hoped would generate interest in celebrity culture, but NOTHING will ever generate interest in celebrity culture again, not even the nudes in an era where there are better nudes of girls we can likely pay to fuck instead of these lame ass trying to be popular clowns…

Anyway, I ignored them yesterday because J.Lo and her celebrity repulse me, but seeing her doing lingerie shoots like she’s young and hot, is the perfect level of desperation I need to remind myself that no matter how big these idiots get, they are forever clickbait annoying attention seekers….but they are rewarded for it so I guess no one tells them they suck…so how would they know….not by looking at their bank accounts – THAT IS FOR SURE….right.

I can’t confirm or deny whether this is J.Lo’s official body, if her head was super imposed on another body, if the photoshop or filters would legally stand as being J.Lo’s body, but this is what they are selling us with their geriatric granny porn/lingerie content. It is disturbing.

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2023

07

Mar

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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If you don’t live on the beach or near a beach where you can sit and stare at all the beach fashions of half nakedness that you can take home to jerk off to, or if you’re really adventurous, since you’re the kind of guy who lives on the beach, you can just jerk off right there on the beach or in the water through your board shorts, because why bother taking mental screencaps or sneaker photos when you can just get it done right there…..the you are a loser.

If you do live on the beach, then you probably don’t need this random collection of babes in swimwear to remind us of the fact that we don’t live on the beach therefore we are losers…cold fucking losers.

The bikini may not be all that revolutionary to all you people who have grown accustomed to it, but I’m still a big fan and believer in swimwear being erotic and that’s what counts.

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2023

07

Mar

Dance Video of the Day

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If you know me, you’ll know that I hate at least two things, Fat Chicks and Dance Videos…

I hate fat chicks for a lot of reasons, not limited to being married to one and forced to experience all that is bad about them, from smells, to digestion, to health issues, to laziness, to victimhood on a daily basis for the last 20 fucking years….but I feel like that’s a good indicator and support to why I hate fat chicks….and the normalization of fat chicks being hot…what a fucking farce…

I hate dance videos because dancing is fucking stupid, mindless, embarrassing, bullshit that used to get marketed as something freeing, liberating, just you and your tribal self connected to the sounds, at least when on Ecstasy at a party, but still, fucking lame…

Then all the dance reality shows, like So You Think You Can dance surfaced and I thought, oh fuck, here we go, propaganda to make idiots even dumber than they are by getting them caught up in Dance Battles like some kids break dancing on the street…embarrassing b-boy battles but with celebrities…my god, painful, cringeworthy…

Then TikTok happened, where people went viral and got rich for bad dance, awkward dance, stupid dance, serious dance, uploading dance dance dance revolution that’s actually a digression of the minds of the PEOPLE….

I know what you’re thinking “But what about strippers”….I mean, that’s not a fair comparison to dance, because they spread their cunts and if there requires a build up, a dance, a pole, a gyrating, a fucking seizure on beat to bad music to get a spread cunt, it’s fine….that’s the only acceptable dance….

So yeah, these are a few of my least favorite things…

Posted in:Videos

2023

07

Mar

Hayden Panettiere’s Back of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere is back. She’s in Scream. She’s at events. She’s on Good Morning America . She’s in Women’s Health Magazine and all it took was a human sacrifice of her brother, assuming you believe all that satanic conspiracy on how these mind controlled women of the industry get where they get….through trauma, sacrifice, abuse, dissociative disorders, mind control, HUMILIATION, etc….

Otherwise, she’s just such a pro, despite her countless meltdowns that have landed her in many stints in various rehabs….that have landed her with a few issues with the police for domestic abuse…because she’s a fucking psycho…

THEN there’s the whole story that was scrubbed from the internet but that was posted on the homie, who IU guess isn’t the Homie at all, but he has answered my emails ENTY at 8 Crazy Nights, about her being abused by her family as some cum rag for Hollywood back when she was a kid….but that’s just RUMORS right….there’s no abuse in the most fucked up, debaucherous, rich person hub of terrible people….

Anyway, she’s back baby, and she brought her broad back to Women’s Health in her panties….where she discussed having a breast reduction, despite not having big sloppies from my memory, but maybe I blocked it out because when I looked at her, all I’d see was midget wrestling.

The point is, her tits look bigger and rounder now than they did then, so maybe she means she got a breast lift after breeding…who knows…who cares…She’s Back baby.

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2023

07

Mar

Jenna Ortega’s Wardrobe Malfunction of the Day

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Jenna Ortega was at the Scream Premiere, because she’s an It-Girl and potentially in Scream and the media is marketing her having a WARDROBE MALFUNCTION….

They are saying “better a pen slip than a nip slip”….good one guys….

The funny think is….last week, Jenna Ortega, who is being marketed aggressively as the next big thing because the industry loves that the younger generation found a connection with the younger generation through Wednesday, a goth character who does weird dancing like on TikTok but on a series….she is dollar signs and that’s all these pigs in Hollywood give a shit about…..Easy Money off the backs of easy talent.

Anyway, last week Ortega’s nipple slipped on some Complex produced Hot Sauce eating video series they do, which is pretty racist sounding, just not as racist as Complex is, you know a Buzzfeed owned product that is publicly traded on the stock market that pretends to represent the Hip Hop culture despite being founded by some white dude and now owned by Buzzfeed….not very HIP HOP CULTURE at all…unless white run publicly traded companies are Hip Hop….they probably are.

Sure, Complex is the only magazine that ever hyped me up for 5 minutes thanks to a guy who now shops for shoes with celebrities on Youtube for the magazine, a guy I haven’t heard of since he hyped me up in the magazine, which I am not bitter about, I just know their target market is white suburban kids into buying overpriced streetwear because they are idiots.

ANYWAY, last week her nipple wasn’t edited out of the HOT ONES video, Buzzfeed legal team sent out CEASE and DESISTS despite Buzzfeed being the people who uploaded that shit to YOUTUBE, but now they are going to be litigious about it.

I gave them the benefit of the doubt, thinking, that since Ortega was overhyped, they darling, their future business plan, the free nip slip was something they didn’t want so they put pressure on Buzzfeed, even though girls of her generation are all whores…

But now, I am seeing this story of Ortegan, who I really don’t find very hot at all, having another WARDROBE MALFUNCTION that I am mad is not a NIP SLIP, like I was hoping bitch couldn’t contain those nips and that must make her team real mad, even though they are likely doing it on purpose.

BUT instead I am a victim of CLICKBAIT headlines….and now you are too….so I guess she shouldn’t get her nips surgically removed like Angelina Jolie to prevent this kind of thing…isn’t that in style now with all those ZIPPER tits thinking they are NOW men now that they have alien chests….GENDER STUDIES….

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2023

06

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I guess the good news for all you perverts is that all these middle of the road, walmart shopper, suburban housewife with a dream of a better life, have finally been manipulated by social media, by porn, by the worms in their brain, by the propaganda, by the noise, by the anti-depressants that let their guard down…to be weird bi-sexual, sex positive, empowered sluts, who don’t need their man or their abuser…to control them…they’ve got the big dicks and they’re ready to swing them on every and all sexual adventures they can roll their old fat asses onto…..all in hopes of living their best life, or life to the fullest….

It’s good news, because you may find yourself in the crossfire of one of these meltdown, breakdowns, which means, you MAY finally lose your virginity and you know, the crazier they are….the better they are in bed…even if they look like chewed up and shat out dog shit. SO many nasty bitches who should be sharing recipes are doing porno shit, it’s disturbing…

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2023

06

Mar

Maddie Ziegler Nipples in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler is some child dance reality show star who was recruited by SIA to be in all her creepy videos back when Ziegler was a young teen…..

She’s either an old teen, over eighteen teen or no longer a teen but in her 20s….which doesn’t make her fanbase of perverts any less creepy.

In being young, relevant, part of the scene, into fashion, into style, she’s taking part in the whole SHOW THE NIPPLES, FREE THE NIPPLES, UNLEASH THE BEASTS….which I guess isn’t all that crazy, if anything it’s very European, it’s just that there was a time when celebrities saved the tit flashing for the gutter influencers, but I guess the money is in being a gutter influencer, so do what the gutter influencers do…

Basically, they all show off their tits….

So the good news is thats it’s fashionable to show your tits, NIPPLE and all, without having to hack iclouds or negotiate with them incessantly like I used to when trying to get girls to show me their tits “what color is your nipple, no way, prove it, come on its just tits, why you so uptight, not very progressive are you”…..until finally they give in…yes, the master of seduction is annoy them until they give up their protest because ultimately…it’s just a fucking tit.

Anyway, it’s a trend we can jerk off to, this shit happens in waves, we’ve been on free the nipple waves before, so let’s RIDE this wave into the fucking sunset like we are Patrick Swayze in Point Break, not in Pancreatic Cancer… as we wait for sheer crotchless pants that are designed to show off the CLITS for fashion…and not in a negotiation of “how big is your clit, is it one of those dick clits a guy could chew on like a cow tongue, or is it more hidden, are you an inny or an outtie, how do you wear your bush, is it a landing strip or full on bush, or are you a bald beaver..come on show me, it’s just a pussy, we all have one, at least all girls have them, why you being so lame, why you so boring”….but for FASHION…and I know THEY are coming…

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2023

06

Mar

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I may not believe that COVID ever existed, the tests were wonky, inconsistent and a total fucking fraud….whether they say that it leaked from a lab in China now or not…that’s all just manipulation tactics like the whole variant storyline that people hopped on….

So I’m a contrarian or hater or conspiracy theorist or denier or misogynist or whatever they call the people who found it VERY suspicious that at the height of COVID lockdowns, the NURSES who were given parades, were making dance videos….while no bodies piled up.

The only good news about their new found fame is they did what so many barely famous people before them did, and that’s start producing porn or a variation of porn, because it keep generating those views long after we’ve all moved on….

Because there are SO many nurses who aren’t scared of losing their jobs, probably because they make more money with their nudes, producing nude content on the job, with a confidence that only being branded a hero would bring….

So whether you find scrubs, medical situations and locations, bacteria and disease, diaper changing, bed pan changing, bed sore dressing erotic or not….whether you think nurses represent femininity with their maternal approach to care in exchange for job security and a pension…or if you’re like me and think of nurses as the sex workers of the medical industry trying to score a doctor for their sugar baby dreams…you can appreciate a lady who posts her nudes to the internet for all to enjoy….

Here it is..

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2023

06

Mar

Florence Pugh See Through Thong of the Day

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Florence Pugh is looking like an alt model who does sex work on the side, all while being a celebrated actress, which one would think was weird if they didn’t realize that degeneracy is winning and that everyone is merging into the pornstars they used to frown upon, look down upon, be disgusted by….but now that they realize it’s a competition of TITS or ASS getting HITS, they all throw down.

The neckless wonder, with her nose ring, who is built like the kind of mistress in the dominatrix dungeown who would fuck you with a strap on….is wearing a skirt that’s hardly a skirt at all, more of a plastic sheet that lets you see her big old pooper in a thong that isn’t doing her ass any favors, in part because it’s not “asshole behind thonging” for us….because once you show the asshole, you never can take that back….the modern day nip slip in a parasite run “eat my shitty hole for the worms” world….in other part because she’s just not very hot…edgy or not….for fashion whore whoredom baby.

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