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2023

03

Mar

Bella Thorne Nipple of the Day

It’s the year of the nipple, I feel like we may have been here before, but there’s just every single celeb, influencer, instagram slut, girl posting up these weird mesh, sheer tops to their feeds, in almost a protest..

I get that it’s “fashion baby” but it’s also pornographic according to google, against the terms and conditions if you’re not a famous person on instagram, currently being posted on all the mainstream sites that wouldn’t even link this site decades ago when I was the only person feminist and empowering enough to not censor the nudes…..only to be flagged a porn site I can’t monetize…not that I am jealous of the success stories, they just don’t make sense.

So yeah, Bella Thorne brought her big piered pink redhead nipple to the restaurant and posted a pic in her stripper dress that’s celebrity high end fashions, that looks like it’s from the sex show, we live in a weird twilight zone that I can jerk off to, so it’s the right kind of twilight zone.

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2023

03

Mar

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I was on the streets and I saw some white dude’s asian girlfriend who looked all done up like a sex doll in leggings with a fake ass and I thought, where’s her on/off?

I then saw some older lady, also in leggings, with a dumpier ass hop out of the car to run across the street to grab a coffee and I thought, where’s her on/off?

Then there was another senior citizen lady walking into a grocery store and I thought, where’s her on/off……

Then there was three other girls, probably college aged, also in leggings and I said to myself, WHERE IS THE ON/OFF…

There was some sloth bitch wearing pyjamas, it’s friday you know, casual friday, not that any of these idiots work, but maybe she’s got an onlyfans or some shit and I thought, where’s the on/off.

For a society of brainless, NPC, retards, who will give away their freedom, their medical autonomy to either fit in, virtue signal, to go to the movies or a restaurant, taking experimental meds…all that other insane shit we saw gone down…

Why aren’t we mandating FUN shit, like ON/OFFs…

It’s like the evil overlords hate fun or something, because if I was boss in these parts, I can assure you, I’d have a database of everyone’s daily outfit check and their fucking nudes.

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2023

03

Mar

Sophie Mudd Topless of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is a titty model who went through a phase where she didn’t want to be a titty model. I guess people don’t like to admit that they are only in existence or a product that can be monetized because of their tits. Or maybe she got a rich boyfriend who wanted the tits all for himself, even though she built a following off those tits.

There was a dark time when the big sloppy naturals on her small frame weren’t delivering the goods, like some sort of quarter life identity crisis, but luckily she came to term to her senses, realized she’s fine with being a host body carry these tits through life, and clearly milking them for money, and maybe for breast milk, who knows…I just know she’s in pantyhoe with monster tits and the whole thing is a great content production shoot from where I’m sitting.

Sophie Mudd’s tits matter.

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2023

03

Mar

Gigi Hadid See Through of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is trying to make a comeback after getting knocked up by One Direction….the one direction was straight to her womb….

She wasn’t with the tranvestite, Olivia Wilde fucking, Taylor Swift fucking, emotional, Harry Styles who people seem to praise, but rather the other guy….

But now she’s a free mother, free to whore out how she deems fit including and not limited to Leo Dicaprio’s likely impotant in his 50s, seen all the hot pussy so he fucks dudes dick.

Anyway, she’s back in the model scene, even though when she first hit the model scene, I thought how social media killed everything, even modeling.

It’s like they’ll take any rich kid with bought followers and who hangs with the kardashians and call her a model, so long as she pushes product because she influences…

Why bother scouring malls for young hot girls in far off places, when people only care about volume sales….not concept, idea, quality….THROW her in the mix…

I thought Gigi was a garbage looking model, then they released Bella as her replacement because the dad probably paid too much to buy one career, he couldn’t see it go to waste, it made him more important than he ever was. So they threw in Bella, an even BIGGER troll…

Well, she’s back in photoshoot showing panties that are keeping her mom pussy contained….

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2023

03

Mar

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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They call us panty chasers because there was a time when panties, all panties, any panties, so long as they were panties, were good enough for us to feel like we’ve won.

During that era, girls used to be grossed out when you called their panties by their Christian name, they’d say “ewww don’t call them panties”….not realizing that she can call them what she wants, we’re still trying to get in them.

Then people got spoiled, people became whores and bigger perverts, the women who were the keepers of sex wanted to be like dudes or porn chicks and called it empowering, so full back panties were phased out, thongs and free-balling brought in…..hook-up culture happened, long term relationships ended, period panties became a fetish or sign of purpose, meaning, intimacy for the lonely perverts that don’t bother fucking anymore because everyone is fucked out…..well we’re back baby.

The relationship panty for all use all to COSPLAY…..thanks to these FULL BACK PANTY FETISHISTS…

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2023

03

Mar

Tinashe Underwater of the Day

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I don’t know who the fuck TINASHE is, but she did have a song with Britney Spears once so she clearly exists on some level, assuming she’s not AI, or that Britney Exists, which I don’t.

I don’t know if this is her attempt to get noticed by the Disney team for their live action Little Mermaid, or its sequel, when Ariel turns old, even though mermaids don’t age, do they? I mean they are fake….

I guess we all evolved from the water and could be living underwater to some alien species, so it all makes sense that she’s doing an underwater shoot tits out….

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2023

03

Mar

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Braless girls may not be feminists in this era of showing off your tits if you’ve got tits to show off….

But I figure that if they are women, of a certain age, in this current internet propaganda NPC world of robot, aiming to please, always wanting to be on the right side of history so that people don’t cancel them or shame them….that they’ll all be on the feminist kick because they’ve been told being feminist means being a girl who does what she wants when she wants…

WHAT SHE WANTS

WHEN SHE WANTS

So girls may WANT to post tit pics, OTHERS fuck videos, WHEN they want…because they are empowered….

Ok, I’m into it, but I don’t know if that’s really the same as equal opportunity, pay and other GIRL power shit….if anything it’s a little exploitative, but I’ll take it!

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2023

03

Mar

Dixie D’Amelio Nipples of the Day

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Dixie D’Amelio is some Tiktok girl with a more famous Tiktok sister, which means they likely did awkward dances and lip synched on some Chinese propaganda tool, or subvert weapon designed to weaken the American culture, people and society by celebrating mindless retard content in ways it should never be celebrated….making retards rich as shit and other retards wanting to act like retards to get rich as shit….

Anyway, she’s become a singer now, obviously, AI and computers do all the singing, they just need the proven to be marketable person with all the fans to get on stage and pretend, so that the tickets and merch get sold….

It’s a hustle…

Well, in being an important figure in the culture, she’s brought us some nipple, since nipples are popular to show off this season, something I can appreciate as a person who likes nipples.

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2023

03

Mar

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Hey boys, want to head down to the wharf and do some fishing….only at this wharf the fish catch themselves with their own fishnets that they go out and buy….

I figure the only angle I have for a FISHNET round up today is a series of STINKY RANK PUSSY jokes…

I don’t have any STINKY RANK PUSSY jokes because I don’t think stinky pussy smells all that fishy, sure it smells, and I have encountered at least a few that have made me gag, but it was never in a “all you can eat day old sea food at the buffet” kind of way, but maybe that’s because I don’t eat seafood so I don’t make the connection….I’m just like it smells like feces was used as a tampon…..on a really hot day….for about three weeks…..but not like a paella or some shit…

But yeah, let’s get to the WHARF, hop on board, and stare at all the SEA URCHINS stuck in the NETS because COMMERCIAL FISHERMEN DON’T CARE ABOUT MARINE LIFE….

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2023

03

Mar

Charlotte Lawrence Sheer Outfits of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is the daughter of TV producer Bill Lawrence who has some hits and a ton of money….and the hole he came inside who is the now BOTCHED Kate from Drew Carrey show….I saw a trailer for Jason Segal’s weird Apple show with Harrison Ford and she plays the neighbor and she’s a fucking monster….

Anyway, I don’t know what went wrong in their daughter’s life, but she’s doing the fake model, attempt to be an influencer, pretends to be a popstar hustle and the only time anyone pays attention to her is when she posts her see through to tits.

She’s at fashion week, you know, since she’s in the scene thanks to her parents and can afford this kind of thing, and she is wearing lace hosiery outfits like she works at the brothel, but she’s too rich to work at the brothel, her whoring is done different…

So yeah, no complaints with the nipples always out, but I have one complaint about when she emailed the site in third person to remove her pics….what a joker.

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