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2014

29

Dec

Love Magazine Advent Continues after Christmas of the Day

Love Magazine is onto something.

They realize that if they do an non-religious advent calendar, something that up until fashion got its hands on it was mainly used to anticipate Christmas…

They can inject little video pieces of content to the internet using a variety of “it’ girls…or sisters of “it” girls..and the internet will respond favourably, because the internet likes half naked girls dancing around for any reason, not just Christmas…

I guess this is more of a New Years Advent calendar….because none of it had to do with Christmas, and it felt more like a peep show I used to jerk off in pre interenet porn….

And they are carrying out videos until New Years…and I am all about whatever it is that they are doing…all magazines should do this…and I am sure will after the success of this.

Bella Hadid for Decemeber 27

Jaime King for December 28

Lindsay Ellingson for December 29

VIA LOVE MAGAZINE

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Jaime King|Lindsay Ellingson|Love Magazine

2014

29

Dec

Nina Agdal is Garbage in Cosmo Mexico of the Day

I have been making fun of Nina Agdal since she hit the scene. I made fun of her Danish face that looks like it is semi retarded since day one. The only real redeeming thing about her was her ass and hot body, at least in pictures, and I just focused on this conflict that is her existence…

I mean the reality is she’s a Sports Illustrated model, which means she’s hardly an actual model ,but last month I saw her in person and she’s awful looking.

I’m talking drunk and haggard, with a shitty attitude, that deserves all the shit we have colelctively given her..she’s just this tall monster…all massive trying to draw attention to herself because she thinks she’s important…

And for that…I have vowed to hate on her every chance I get, like in these pics from Cosmo, that are hardly whorish enough for a girl we all know is a fucking whore…I mean how else would she be paying her rent….Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay.

We can assume she’s doing Mexico media in efforts to find a drug lord husband to finance her life….

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2014

29

Dec

Evangeline Lilly for Esquire of the Day

Evangeline Lilly is a throwback to 2009. She was on Lost, I never watched Lost, but people watched Lost, I just know the fat guy from Blow was in it, and I guess compared to his massive tits, she was the next in line for busty babe…and I never thought she was hot, because I don’t get sucked into things like the babe a show decides is a babe and shoves down my throat, but maybe I jsut hate Canadians because I am Canadian and feel like when Canadians escape Canada for Hollywood…they are traitors who must be shot like they were Seth Rogen…..for being the actual terrorist.

I guess she’s decided to get back into the workforce, 5 years later, and the way she’s decided to re-introduce herself is with lingerie pics in Esquire…which may not be a sex tape, but it’s still lingerie…and she may not be in her 20s anymore, and she may be pushing 40, but thanks to photoshop, she’s lookin fine to me.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2014

29

Dec

The Man Taking a Swim in the Street and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk Guy VS Bike

The Boxing Day Special

Friendly Neighbor Dispute – Ends with Girl Getting Run Over

Gang Fight on Public Transit…

The Man with the Pimped Out Scooter

Hot Ball of Glitter…

Lucky Pedestrians of the Day

Crazy Neighbor of the Day

Dude losing her shit…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2014

29

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


My internet was cancelled, because paying bills is for pussies, so now I am in some random person’s cabin in the middle of the woods I though was a good idea to go to, while I was drunk…because we all could use a holiday getaway sometimes…especially since there is internet here…unfortunately, there is also three hooker looking girls with broken down faces and some dude raging on what I assume is meth…for the last 36 hours….but at least there is internet..

I figure ring in the new year like some kind of socialite…only my St Barts or Caribbean villa is hell.

This is why I don’t leave my house or socialize…unless I have to.

Here are some morning links…

Taylor Swift’s Cat’s Have the Dumbest Names
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Screech’s GF is Amazing
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16 Horrible but Amazing Holiday Socks
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Aaron Paul is the Next Han Solo
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Girls with Rockin’ Selfies…
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Pam Anderson in a Bikini
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16 Stupid Elevator Stunts
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Dad Fucks With his 17 Year Old Daughter
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Throwback to Rihanna Naked
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Khloe Kardashian’s Pants Off Photoshoot
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Girls with Red Lipstick!
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Madonna is Mad
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20 Horrible Dad Jokes
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

27

Dec

Miley Cyrus Posts Nipple on Instagram of the Day

For the last few days Miley has been posting some #freethenipple hashtag, with her face cropped onto the movie poster, because she is probably an investor in the film or the new generation that believes, like most people, that nipples aren’t pornographic, and that women should be allowed to post their nipples whenever they want to post them, anywhere they want to post them…

I have been an advocate of this forever, I’ve been deleted countless times off social media for posting nipples. I’ve been rejected by ad agencies and Google for posting nipples. In a lot of ways I’ve sacrificed success for nipples. And made my statement and taken my stance where I have fought the oppressive, Christian regime since starting this stie 2004….

Always told that I was told that my site was a porn site…when it’s not, I mean I can’t jerk off to this shit, but then again, I’m impotent…but still…you’d have to be weird to think this is porn….

So in a lot of ways Miley is Like me….I would never admit that I am like Miley…because she is the worst…except maybe for this nipple thing…which I endorse, but in the porn generation we live in…nipples are practically as erotic as wearing a shirt….but I’ll still stare, because I’m tradition and still jerk off to nipples…especially when they are in my mouth…

All this to say…Miley Cyrus…rebel…inspiration….innovative martyr fighting for feminist rights to be topless…a hero to us all…an exhibitionist….#nipples…on instagram…even though it is against the rules….how daring…when she knows she can never be deleted because she is Miley Cyrus…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

26

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Christmas is over. That is depressing. It’s such a prime time for drinking…and taking advantage of girls…

I guess our next series of festivities as an emotional/sexual predator will be New Years Eve..seeking and destorying the souls of hopeless romantic girls that just want that New Year’s kiss to start the year off with good luck…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Usher’s Dick Hit the Internet….
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And Beiber Got a Private Jet….
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Girls Doing Archery
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13 Christmas Fails
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Girl Dropping Xmas F-Bomb…
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Florida Fame Whores Fame Whoring
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Screech is a Mess
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The Best Things Stuck in Asses of 2014
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Mark Wahlberg’s Wife in a Bikini
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Anais Zanotte Topless in a Bikini…
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Katie Cassidy Bikini…
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Slut of the Day
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33 Amazing Driving Fails
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The “rapper” who made a Taylor Swift Break-Up Rap Cover…I Hate This Guy…
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Jessica Alba in Natural Health of the Day
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What You’re Saying with your Drink Choice
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Hilary Duff…and her Strong Legs
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Courtney Stodden Playing with her Massive Fucking Tits…
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Ashley Greene Legs in Shorts
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Charli XCX Thong Upskirt
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Stella Maxwell in Bikinis
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Nicole Kidman in Grazia China
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Taylor Swift Tried to be Low-Key
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Adults Try Public School Lunches
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Coco in with Huge Tits
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Ali Lohan Leather Skirt
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2014 a Year in Review
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Amanda Bynes is Cured
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Mariah Carey in Aspen
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Anja Rubik for Some Spring Collection
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Cute Girls with Dimples
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People Running Through Glass Compilation
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Caitlin O’Conner ina Tight Wet Dress
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Kardashian Khristmas
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Patrick Stewart Being Sad in a Hat
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25 Urinals to Pee In
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Beyonce Riding an Elephant
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Grown Woman Fucking 17 Year Old During High School Event
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Worst Strip Show Ever
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Lisa Ann has Big Tits
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Model Tits
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Seduction by the Tree
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Pussy Slapper
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Anal Fingering.
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Fucking Lesbians
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Catherine McNeil’s Tits in Glitter
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So Much Great Ass
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Girl With the Worst Fucking Laugh
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Chinese People are Fucking NAsty
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

26

Dec

They Were Once Hot and Now They Are 100, Washed Up and in Bikinis of the Day


Pamela Anderson


Stephanie Seymour

Fascinating…but not as fascinating as the fact that I would totally still fuck both of them…even knowing they are hep filled and rotten from all the years of being rockstar groupie, party slut, pigs…because I am a sick man…

Posted in:Pamela Anderson|Stephanie Seymour

2014

26

Dec

Victoria Justice in Cosmo of the Day

Her name is Victoria Justice. Pedophile types, well not really pedophile types, more the kind of guy who likes jail bait, which according to statistics is all guys, especially those repressed assholes with kids, who can’t find 5 minutes to jerk off, because if their kids aren’t on their asses, their wives are…living a life of hell ..hell filled with Nickelodeon shows they are forced to watch because they can’t even choose their own shows….and girls like this are cast as the main characters…to seduce you and remind you of all you are missing out on because everyone knows they have had their childhood robbed of them by their parents, and that’s the kind of issues we like in spoiled brats with hot young bodies…that they have been trained to slut out with…hence why her topless nudes happened….

She’s over 18…and now she’s in Cosmo….but you’re still a fucking creep.

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2014

26

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Has No Nipples for Vogue Brazil of the Day

The real miracle on Boxing day that is Alessandra Ambrosio, is the fact that she has two kids and still manages to look this good…I like to call her fitness program million dollar modeling contracts she wouldn’t let little lecherous parasite children get in the way of…just because she wanted to have kids early on because she’s brazilian and they don’t do abortions..but I wouldn’t say she’s come out of these pregnancies unscathed, I’m sure her vagina has taken serious abuse, and according to this Vogue Brazil feature for January…it looks like her nipples did to…possibly chewed right off breast feeding…or maybe she never had nipples to begin with…or maybe…just maybe…the fashion magazine felt that nipples were too pornographic to show off a bathing suit…like they were Victoria’s Secret so they played got and erased the shit, leaving her a barbie doll of a woman…and like all Barbie dolls…I’d totally put my ass while I jerk off…

Merry Christmas to all…and to all a good night…even though christmas was yesterday…I’m slow…it happens…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio