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2014

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Nov

Doutzen Kroes for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Doutzen Kroes has black babies, I wonder what the racists think of that, because you know the only people jerking off to Victoria’s Secret Catalogs are white trash hicks, who still get catalogs in their trailer parks, because them computer things are confusing…

That said, she’s boring, these pics are boring, models are boring and overpriced mall underwear made in sweatshops for middle of the road people is boring.

But they have an infomercial coming out, and I guess putting Doutzen, their Dutch star in mainstream advertorial, to seem like people care about these models, and they do, when they shouldn’t…is all part of the hustle..

TO SEE HER AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

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2014

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Nov

Jennifer Aniston for Harper’s Bazaar December of the Day

I guess when you get old and your sex appeal dies with your fertility – you try to do creative things when it comes to photoshoots to distract people from the botox her millions of dollars buys herself…

Now I’m not a Jennifer Aniston hater, I just think she’s old, had a TV hit and should leave some room for the younger and fresher girls.

You know, do like she did in her marriage to Brad Pitt and take the sidelines for hotter pussy.

It just makes sense…unlike her posing with balls…which is kinda like the idea of her having sex appeal..

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2014

11

Nov

Gwyneth Paltrow as Marilyn Monroe Weirdness of the Day

Well this is offensive on pretty much all levels….but that’s probably because I don’t really give a fuck about Gwyneth Paltrow and I’m not some weirdo die hard Marilyn Monroe fan, who gets off to strippers who dress like her…it’s not really a relevant fantasy, and hollywood hookers from the glory days of hollywood who have drug overdoses aren’t that interesting in a world where hookers die everyday…

I just think seeing Paltrow agree to this is just fucking odd…like some kind of delusional behavior we can blame being born rich and in Hollywood before having a career in Hollywood does to a girl…

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2014

11

Nov

Candice and Behati do Victoria’s Secret Photoshoots of the Day

Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo are on the beach, because they are doing the VS Fashion show and it is prime time to get the girls in the paparazzi they pay, wearing bikinis, when they are at their fittest because they’ve been on a program to get as fit as possible pre-VS show…as no one, especially VS likes fat girls posing in their bikinis, despite the fact that 98 percent of their clients are fat girls wearing bikinis to be as sexy as the skinny girls they hire to pose in said bikinis…and I guess bikinis is good enough for me to post, even knowing one of the bikinis smells of Adam Levine’s seed..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|Candice Swanepoel

2014

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Nov

Kelly Brook’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

Kelly Brook is one of the funnier UK Glamour models – who ran away from the UK to America, where she probably thought she would do a lot more than Sharknado or Piranha, or maybe she did it for her love for fast food.

I’ve heard a lot of funny stories about her, all involving her not being fit, while being low level, a product of great photoshop and laziness, with typical fat girl “Show off my tits and people will ignore the rest of me”…I’ve also heard she was fucked by a whole bunch of various European athletes and I guess that come just comes with the Glamour Model territory…

Either way, she’s in LA in very tight jeans, we call this not being willing to size up, and there’s something I like about that, I don’t know what…but it’s definitely something.

TO SEE THE REST OF THESE PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE SOME OF HER FAKING FITNESS PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

11

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Nipple Slip of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is playing with us, at least now that she’s got naked under control….we’ve all seen her publicity stunt fappening that she fake cried about and spin to be the victim of her whoring…and now she can go out with her tits, so all of us who have seen those tits, can see them again without much recourse,

It’s really not a big deal, since we’ve already seem them in a person, which is far better better, posed light….

All this to say, she looks better in selfie nudes…and boring everywhere else…but I’ll look at tit slips for old times….because I like tits, even if I find her the fucking worst…

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2014

11

Nov

Lindsay Lohan’s Instagram Porn of the DAy

I am not all that shocked that Lindsay Lohan is posting selfies, since no one cares about her anymore, so she has to take pics of herself.

I am however shocked that she is still alive and not finished off due to heroin…

These are some slutty pics she posted to instagram…because instagram cares..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

11

Nov

Taylor Swift on the Cover of Wonderland of the Day

Taylor Swift is whoring proper. A perfectly sculpted strategy in terms of media, release dates, publicity stunts…all those boyfriends or fake boyfriends helped her become an absolute star with how her dad spun it for the press…and now she’s the biggest fucking thing in entertainment…and this is her on a magazine cover….weird…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

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Nov

Katy Perry Ass in Leggings of the Day

Katy Perry has a pretty dumpy ass…a dumpy ass that is totally overrated – over celebrated – but a dumpy ass just the fucking same….and here she is doing fitness with an entourage in thick spandex you think would spanx her into place, but for some reason, she’s rocking serious kanles..

Good times.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katy Perry

2014

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Nov

Myla Dalbesio is Calvin Klein’s New Plus Sized Model of the Day

MYLA DALBESIO is considered a Plus Sized Model and Calvin Klein is eating shit for casting her…because I guess the people who are giving his team shit, have never experienced small town obesity….or hate fat chicks who don’t even look fat, since from the belly button up to the chin, she’s pretty good…but I guess so are most fat chicks, if you mean good at eating…. even when they don’t look that fat..all this to say she’s barely fat, but more importnatly, if they want the big campaigns, they should be skinny – because they are being paid a lot of fucking money to look good – so look good…and this one looks good enough for me…I assume just a stunt to get noticed…Calvin’s got tricks up his sleeve….

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