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2023

01

Mar

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I offset the FAT CHICKS I POST with the fitness chicks…

I am a man of extremes….fat fucks are bad, therefore jacked up fit bitches are good….ONE or the OTHER no room for middle of the road pussy.

Obviously, fit chicks, whether with their too big, too jacked, too muscular, ALMOST gay to fuck, is that they are able to fuck for hours, for days if needed and have the hormonal imbalance to BRING IT….

Plus it’s the apocalypse, or could be, so getting behind a fit chick could save your life as you send her out to do the heavy lifting in survival while you chill, the way NATURE probably didn’t intend it with their “women and children” propaganda, but thanks to the emasculating of men, position men as GIRL BOSS, GASLIGHT, MAN HATERS….we’re conditioned to sit on the couch in the bunker and letting them SHINE….show us how useless MEN are while I don’t face the ZOMBIES or RADIATION…like the man-child I am.

Right.

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2023

01

Mar

Halsey Nipples of the Day

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Halsey has resurfaced from whatever hole she lives in…probably a pretty luxurious hole, unlike her vaginal hole, which has birthed at least one child in the last few years, but luxurious in that she’s a rich and famous celebrity all thanks to a lie….

I mean, sure she’s got the hit songs, the fans, the influence, the celebrity…but she pretended to be homeless, a rape survivor or near rape victim, a victim of racism because she’s half black and hotels don’t have black shampoo, you know probably pushing mental health issues…VICTIMS everywhere…and I hate that…

What I don’t hate is that she bought herself some bolt ons and shows of them bolt ons, whether for fashion or attention, it’s the thing to do when you need to maintain that celebrity and relevance…isn’t it…

Here she is in other shit where nips may or may not be visible as it’s the thing to do to maintain celebrity and relevance and thank god for that.

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2023

01

Mar

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I may have a no fat chicks allowed policy, but that’s considered a hate crime in Canada and I am not willing to go to jail for my hated of fat chicks….especially since I know, despite their false confidence, loudness, they hate being fat too.

We are in this together….I hate normalizing fat, fat girls hate being fat but pretend to like being fat as part of a lie they push….and together we push LIES as truth, to appease the internet.

We’re suck cucks to the propaganda, and I guess some dudes out there are cucks to the fat chick, since that’s all they get laid by and getting laid is more fun than fat is disgusting to some people….

Here are some LOOKING GOOD SWEETHEARTS for the CHUBBY CHASERS!

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2023

01

Mar

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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In an overmedicated, anti-psychotic, anti-anxiety, anti-depressant world, where you have to assume that all these people don’t actually have any mental illness and it’s all fucking fake and made up in their heads or pushed on them by their doctors who get paid off….

WEED is the least of anyones concerns…

Not that WEED is anyone’s concern, but it is still illegal in most parts, despite these activists being bold, daring, risking arrest and years behind bars for engaging in criminal activities being so liberal with the WEED.

I mean I don’t really hear WEED get any negative press at all, it’s just good “fights cancer”, “Fights ailments”, “Fights Anxiety”, “Fights Depression” and it can be grown in your fucking basement in an old fucking shoe because it’s just that hearty of a plant….

I’m not a weed ambassador, but it’s better for the minds of all these chemical filled retards pollution our lives with their whining, so I endorse the weed girls out there….and not just because some of them get naked, but that helps….

When they get naked, it’s easy to lure me into want to fight their fights with them….together we can make anything happen or some shit.

Yes, even the dumpy ones who look like they smoke weed for the munchies….EVEN them….doing important work out here to bring awareness to the cause….of NATURE of LAB MANUFACTURED…always choose nature…

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2023

28

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Make getting drunk, partying, fucking, all that good stuff fun again…

All these people on social media are so fucking miserable, yet they are all medicated on prescription pills, into getting high and partying, in a generation of everyone being down to fuck porn style, yet they still whine, complain, cry about nonsense like pronouns, vaccines, politics, inclusivity, racism, Dilbert comics, Ohio, Russia, Ukraine, China, TikTok….

Like get it together people, it’s a fucking party, we’re all going to die, get out there and actually stop giving a fuck or being so serious.

It’s a fucking waste of a generation, all these whiners…throw in the towel, no one cares, now dance.

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Sydney Sweeney is All Legs in New Selfie
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SI Swim Rookie Katie Austin Does Fitness
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Caroline Vreeland Strips Down for Fashion
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Olivia Jade is Braless
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Dixie D’Amelio See Through at Fashion Week
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Life struggles so true they hurt
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Natasha Henstridge Nip Slip
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Gigi Hadid Showing Leg
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Ashley Benson Vacations!
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Busty Sports Presenter has Weird Fans
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IG Model Debbie St Pierre Kills it on TikTok
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Courtney Cox has Friends Reunion at Walk of Fame
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How they Make Chains
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Man Squirts Water and Milk Out of His Eye
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Rottweiler Attacks
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Instagram Model Spotted in Skimpy Bikini in Miami
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Rachel Bush Hypes up her Man
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John Hamm is Engaged
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Conversation Between Two Street Race Suspects in the Back of the Cop Car
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POV of a 20 Meter Dive
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Weird Crime Involving a Virtual Girlfriend
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Candice Swanepoel Bikinis in the Rainforest
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Hoda from GMA posts Cryptic Message
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Intense Battlebot Fight
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Sabrina Carpenter Covers Harry Style and Looks Good in Pink
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High School Basketball Brawl
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Nude Model Imogen in a Rock and Roll Themed Shoot
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Goalie Scores a Goal
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How Milliseconds are Measured Mechanically
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Old Folks Recreate Rihanna’s Half Time Show
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Eagle Steals Fish from Fisherman
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Slow Motion of the 2012 Olympics Triple Jump
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World Cup Hottie Goes for a Jet Ski
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Hailey Beiber in a Bikini in Tulum
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Creepy Riley Keough Celebrates Mom’s Death at Live With Regis and Kelly
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Suki Waterhouise Still Trying with No Pants On
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Suki Waterhouse in a Dress and Gogo Boots
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Sarah Hyland in Sweat Pants
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Elizabeth Debicki in a Red Dress with a Trophy
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Dove Cameron in a Blazer no Shirt
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Kathryn Newton Big Hair
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Everything at the SAG Awards Whores
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She Shows the BIG tits
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Hot Amateur Girl
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Roadside Attraction
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Lighting the Farts – Dragon Lady
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Gymnast Turned Whore
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Domestic Disputes
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Weird Girl in Bra Begging her Man
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Legs Up for the Big Toy
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Shaking the Booty
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19 Shit Days
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Doggy Style Time
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Bra Swap
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Fingers Only
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Legendary Mega Pole Dance Drop
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Bed Post Fucker
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Naked Models Posing Together
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Gripping the Dildo
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Car Fuck
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Fucking Controllers
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Cheer Captain Fuck
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2023

28

Feb

Helena Christensen Mirror Selfie of the Day

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54 year old Helena Christensen, who you old timers jerked off to when she was in Victoria’s Secret in the 90s, but she’s probably more known for being the hot chick in the Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game” video, since that was a huge hit back when people used to jerk off to music videos thanks to porn being hard to come by and not really having that Victoria’s Secret catalog always on hand since people used to steal them.

Miss Universe Denmark 1955, the mother of Norman Reedus’ baby Mingus, the ex of Michal Hutchence of INXS who hung himself jerking off, so he probably used to make her do weird sex acts…is not immune to slutty selfies, as she takes this slutty selfie…and uploads them to the internet for all to see that old lady, menopausal, pussy mount gently hugged by her shorts….

Not every 54 year old can pull this off, thank god they don’t try.

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Posted in:Helena Chistensen|Helena Christensen

2023

28

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Some people are pitchmen for products, pitchmen for politics, pitchmen for revolutions….

I’m just a pitchman for tiny tits, because I know that the tiny tit girls are victims to the propaganda that tiny tits don’t matter, after seeing all the big tits excel with far less effort, like the tiny tits have to put in all this extra work just to get noticed, when really the tiny tit, more compact, manageable, perkier and often on a fitter frames are just as meaningful while in your mouths or being cummed on….

So all the big titty hype of yesteryear, now that the only big titty hype is for fat chicks and trans, since skinny girls are marketed as the enemy of the system, making them sit and get fat intentionally to fit in…but yeah, big titty hype made small titty girls insecure, and small titty girls would do some death sacrifice to their tiny tits, by implanting them with commercial grade plastics, in hopes of their dreams coming true….on some MAYAN TEMPLE SACRIFICE….never to be seen again, and that made the tiny tit lover in me sad….

Which is why I support all the proud tiny tits posting up their tiny tits, hopefully not because they are saying “these are my tits before implants” since that makes me sad….

Not that anyone cares if I am sad…you know no one ever asks me how I’m doing around here….but why would you, I mean there was a time I didn’t write a website and visited websites and the last thing I wanted to do is bro down with the writer….If anything I found him a fucking loser for BLOGGING all day like a teen girl and I still do….

But tiny tits, they matter and here they are.

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2023

28

Feb

Camilla Belle Bikini of the Day

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Camilla Belle is probably known for some shit other than being dumped by a Jonas Brother for Taylor Swift, which is almost as embarrassing as dating a Jonas brother, but I guess she is 36, so at the time the Jonas Brothers were a big deal, was their age and had their poster on the wall. Sort of like a Hailey Bieber “play it cool, I am his groupie but will pretend I am christian and only fuck if he marries me” concept…that didn’t end in marriage…..

I just don’t know what Camilla Belle is really known for other than that, she’s been acting since 1995, I have sen none of the movies she’s been in, not even Dirty Dancing 3 Capoeria Nights, which is shocking since Dirty Dancing is one of those movies I watch on a way too regular basis, just not the shit spin-offs….Patrick Swayze was so dreamy.

Anyway, an LA rich kid, her dad is cooler than her, his name is Jack Routh, not Jack Belle, and he had a songwriting contract with all time TOP G, Johnny Cash….he still composes songs for Willy Nelson….so yeah, he’s way fucking cooler than his bratty daughter, but she’s in a bikini, so as a tribute to the dad’s work, and I guess what his sperm created, you should jerk off to her. All dad’s love when you jerk off to their daughters, especially Johnny Cash’s songwriter dads.

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Posted in:Camilla Belle

2023

28

Feb

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I love the whole girls get mad at dudes for being creepers at the gym, yet girls wear pants that are basically skin tight to the fucking gym, then they get home and make videos of their pants that are basically skin tight being jacked up inside them like a tampon that’s gone rogue while not wearing panties at a party whilst on their periods…GET IN THERE YOU BASTARD…you know the opposite of how they react when they see your vagina-like penis….GET OUT OF HERE YOU BASTARD….

The great news is they do this second skin shit at the grocery store, dropping off the kids at daycare, all while knowing they like how it makes their fat asses look, all while knowing it’s thrilling to be sexualized after trading in for the married and kid life, all while pretending “it’s just trendy athletic gear”….

I saw some mom in leggings with her fat ugly kid at the grocery store the other day, I guess they were just shopping after the fat ugly kid’s dane class, because the mother, while making eye contact with me told her daughter “you did great, but you were missing this part of the move”….and she proceeded to do some fucking kick, to bend to squat….in her tight pants…knowing I was watching…not caring I was watching….and I am the kind of person most women say “stop looking at me” as the grab their purse and cross the street….you know feeling raped by my pervert eyes, it’s a curse….yet here I was…witnessing a mom in dance, full ass in motion because that’s the world we are in man….these people don’t even notice people around them as they do their pervert shit for the people they don’t notice to jerk off to twice when they got home.

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2023

28

Feb

Fully Naked in the Store of the Day

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I don’t know why this never happens to me when I’m in stores.

I see all this content on the internet of rogue exhibitionists performing public nudity in efforts to get viral content and to not be caught….yet I’ve never been in the library sitting behind a masturbating girl. I’ve never been at Walmart buying CHEESE PUFFS where some girl gets down on all fours to put a butt plug in while her mom films her, you know the family has hopes and dreams.

Do I MALL SHOP wrong, where the sluts at!

This one is a reddit girl named Lily Flowers and her in-store nudity is so nude it deserves to be shared, to go viral, to make hopes and dreams of a fun and naked shopping experience feel attainable. If anything, they should hire her as their mascot or spokesperson.

I am a fan of this kind of extreme sport, adrenaline pumping, public nudity!

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