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2023

24

Jan

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

I was just talking to a pervert friend of mine who is rich and does the whole snowbird thing if Florida Ocean inspires him.

You know, like some kind of self help, online therapist, mantra kind of thing that gives him inspiration and calm, like he’s one of those faggy influencers who talks about mindfulness and putting his intentions out to the universe….

Because being buried in snow makes me think that being in the heat, looking at an ocean would be one of those “this is fuckin’ living” things….

My pervert friend said “I don’t give a shit about the ocean, I swim in the pool, the only good thing about the ocean is all the half naked pussy walking around so that I can jerk off to them when I get back home”

To which I said “why wait til you get back home”….seems pretty inefficient and like you’d need to have a good memory, when you can do it right fucking there.

All this to say, beaches aren’t for everyone, but jerking off to beachwear is.

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2023

24

Jan

Bella Thorne Tits of the Day

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I guess Bella Thorne is a huge and important star who represents the culture man, or at least the new generation, even though I’d hate for a bunch of Disney Kids to be representative of my generation, but I’m old school where the pop tarts that went viral were tormented rock stars and hooker fucking, drug doing celebrities trying to avoid trouble, the whole idea of a candy coated Disney Kid being an icon or voice of a generation was laughable….

Even the early 2000s popstars like Britney and Timberlake were seen as cheesy, lame, embarrassing and anything they did was seen as NOT cool, trying to be cool and lame.

But the internet has made everyone a fucking dick sucking clout chasing loser, so if someone is famous for actually being a Disney Kid it’s seen as cool….and if someone ends up doing an OnlyFans to sell shitty nudes, it’s seen as edgy and relevant and what people do, instead of as the last resort to make money off fledging fame that it would decades ago….BOOMER shit.

Anyway, she’s in a Fashion Mag, she’s at Sundance, it’s like she’s not a rogue sex worker riding her fame at all, almost like she was told to do this so the instagram kids would buy into her lies, since she’s a puppet, and thus get her handlers a good return on their investment.

Go edgy, make the generation think you’re cool, sell them product, fill movie seats, as the industry struggles to make people care.

I found it hotter when nudes were sold out of desperation and sadness…not out of marketing to a generation of porn addicted weirdos…

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2023

24

Jan

Slutty Dancer and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Panty Removal

Shameless

Long Legs

Lesbian

Posing

Pant Posing

Driving Girl

Ass Jiggle

Bikini Posing

Posted in:Videos

2023

24

Jan

Britney Spears Crazy Dance Party of the Day

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I don’t know what’s going on in the whole Britney Spears world these days, I think it’s some giant

I did end up getting served some Star Search clips of Britney when she was 10 years old and I am not convinced that the current Britney is the same person, but it’s very possible that she is, it’s just what happens 30 year of being run through, and not just in a sexual way, but used and abused to fund the family and create on industry on her enslaved ass….

I like to think that current Britney is old footage, from years ago and that the public Britney is just a hired actress they found on Hollywood boulevard to impersonate her hen needed.

I also like to think the videos she posted, that are old footage, are the equivalent of beheading terrorist videos from Liveleak era of internet….

There’s a level of creepy, weird, and erotic all at the same fucking time….and I’m not even into the whole slave, victim of abuse, MK ULTRA, destroyed by family and industry….it’s just so weird to not think that this crazy girl is damaged enough to fuck harder and better than a cracked out streetwhore who you don’t know whether she’ll make you cum or eat your dick off in a satanic schizo meltdown….

FUN

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2023

23

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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This site may be stagnant and dead, every day less and less people come check in to see what’s going on in the lazy coverage of celebs and sluts….

We can’t be cool forever!

But that doesn’t mean that I am not planning various strategies to turn things around and make after tax 1,000,000 dollars, you know marathon not a race…so that they can take it all when the currency collapses…or when they debank me again….

Sure, that 1,000,000 dollars may only come in when it costs 1,000,000 dollars for a loaf of bread thanks to inflation…

But a million dollars is still a million dollars even if it only has the buying power of 5 dollars.

DREAMS baby, we got em, that’s what keeps it going….as delusional or dis-associated as it may be….even thought MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES aren’t real….they’re just excuses….and here are my poor excuse for some stepSLINKS…

Bella Thorne in the Snow at Sundance
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Aubrey Plaza’s Cleaving at SNL
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Olivia Culpo for the 49ers
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Emilia Jones See Through at Sundance
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Madison Beer Bikinis Hard
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Halle Bailey’s Boat Day in a Bikini
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Brittany Snow is a Porn Star in a Movie
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Gracie Hunt in a Chiefs Bikini for her Team
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Pete Davidson and his New Girl in a Bikini
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Analysis of the Surfside Condo collapse
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Tortoise Vs Hare – Official Race
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Bad Dashcam Moments
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5 Victims who Weren’t Actually Victims
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Kylie Jenner in Latex in Paris
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Kara Del Toro in Lingerie
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Busty Eagles Fan Sammy Draper
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Island Survivalist Catches a Crab and COoks It
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Corgi Gets mad
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Doja Cat Covered in 30,000 Crystaks
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Charlotte McKinney Barely Covered Up
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Mike McCarthy Did Not Push Cameraman
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Baby Seal Disrupts Rescuer Saving Other Seals in a Cute Way
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Animals Reaches Out to Humans for Help
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Kendall Jenner Glams in Dubai
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Nude Model Tanya in Pantyhose
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Cowboys Fans Fight
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Pigeon who can’t Fly Now Lives with Dogs
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Military Truck Breaks Records
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10 Stupid Pet Tricks By Letterman…
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Jennifer Lopez Talks Marrying Ben Affleck
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Bebe Rexha Reps her Team
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Taylor Russell in a See Through Shirt
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Shailene Woodley Does a Photoshoot
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Kylie Jenner and a Lion’s Head
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Bella Thorne in FLaunt Magazine
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Debby Ryan at an Event
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Bella Thorne at an Event
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Selena Gomez on the Streets
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Kristen Bell in a Spandex Workout Outfit
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Kate Beckinsale Leaving the Party
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Haley Bennett in Some Renaissance Faire Dress
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Bar Refaeli Tity Dress
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Anne Hathaway Puffy Goat to Skimpy Dress
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Anne Winters Hot and Skinny at an Event
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Beyonce Got Paid 25 Million to Play a Party in Dubai
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From stepSMUT!!

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Weird Toy Sitting
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Breakdown Before the Anal
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Big Titty Pops Out
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Crazy Tech Shit
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Leopard Print Pantyhose and a Vibe
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Busty Blonde Flashing!
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Hot Amateur Shows Off her Body
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All Natura Tits
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Big Boob Lactating Cow
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Corn Cob Girl
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Naked Zoya
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Naked and Busty Minxie
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Pussy Eating Party
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Slutty NERD Girls
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Mash-Up Madness
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Bed Post Fucker
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Booty on the Balcony
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Drink Dispenser
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23 Shit Days
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Mirror Selfie Dildo
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Naked Liza
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Fucking Knowledge
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Baby Got Back
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Hot Hiking Pussy Spread
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Webcam Hookin’ Up
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Dildo Pussy Job
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Wild and Crazy Skinny Amateur Fucks
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Dildo Testing Time
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Girl Has Horny Weekend
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Nymph Fairy Weirdness
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2023

23

Jan

Stella Hudgens Ass Shot of the Day

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Stella Hudgens has got the point in showing off her body, where she’s wearing sheer outfits out in public….

The OnlyFans content is not just reserved for the privacy of her own home when she’s feeling horny and ready to be jerked off to for money in the funniest cash grab of the generation that ALL girls have seemed to hop on board with.

At least funny to me because I am old enough to remember negotiating for nudes from girls, saying to them “everyone’s got a price”….being like “would you put your pussy on the internet for 1,000,000 dollars” to which most said no, even if they got to be anonymous, to THIS era of it being a normal, respected, job.

Slut culture, man, it’s real and it’s celebrated and I guess we’re all winners, since I love sluts, I’d even wear that on a T-Shirt that I probably should have sold back when I tried selling t-shirts.

Everyone shows off their sex appeal, their pussy through tight pants, their tits through sheer braless shirts, like real life is a porn set….

They don’t want us to forget that they are sexual beings, by basically walking around as naked as fucking possible…because they want our motherfucking money…

SO yeah, Stella, sister of Vanessa, so close to mainstream fame, or close enough to mainstream fame for the subscribers to spill over, so that she can just take aggressive ass shots in her sheer outfit at the brewery. I’m into it…

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2023

23

Jan

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I may have no confidence in the medical industry after the last few years, when idiots like me were forced to see that the doctors who have always been marketed as smarter than us plebs were actually way fucking dumber….fully plugged into the messaging from their handlers….willing to lie to the people about a pandemic because it made them feel more important, willing to lie to people to get them to take medicine they probably didn’t need, and that they are now regretting taking…

It’s pretty fucked up…

I do have confidence in these medical workers having it all figured it out by giving us nudes. It’s like they don’t give a fuck, or are getting ahead of the whole potential collapse, by giving the finger to the industry by taking the professionalism out of the whole job and turning it into a fetish to be jerked off to, it’s probably more effective at the whole, helping the SICK and NEAR dead….since we’re into nudity by people who aren’t supposed to be nude.

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

23

Jan

Lily-Rose Depp Fetish Pic of the Day

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I don’t know what this Lily Rose Depp in panties posing with extension cord weirdness is all about, but I do know that I am zooming in to see some wet spots even though it’s not WEDNESDAY – those who know KNOW…

I am also looking for some rogue labia or a dark tinted asshole behind full back panty, a rare occurrence but IT can happen.

I guess the laying in the gras showing of her little ass while cropping out her rich kid cankles isn’t really that weird of a pic for a younger person to post, it’s concept baby and this one’s from two parents who you know think of themselves as BIG deals, or as ARTISTS, even though her dad’s just a commercial success puppet they’ve raped and pillaged before giving him his career back now that he is forced to know who’s boss.

That’s not to say I hate Johnny Depp, I just think he’s embarrassingly lame…but his rich daughter and her extension cord you know she’s not using to whack some weeds or mow some lawns, that’s for the peasant slaves….she’s above that….so appreciate that she’s even bothering showing you her ass since she DOESN’T even have to, she’s famous without that low level shit, but for some reasons, she wants to, since they all want fame and appreciation because they think they are special….

All this to say, I’m lookin.

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2023

23

Jan

Milf Monday of the Day

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I guess the big MILF news is that MILF dating show on TV they clearly put together by googling popular porn categories, figuring in a last ditch effort for the network, that their survival relied on putting together a show people will watch because it’s scandalous and tabloid enough, a perfect storm that represents the degeneracy of our society…

So the dating show is about a group of young guys who want to fuck older ladies, and old ladies who want to fuck young guys, you know empowering, Stella Got her Groove Back, giving divorcees hope that they’re still desirable.

The twist…the moms are the actual moms of the young guys who want to fuck moms, so you’ve got this shit show of young dudes and their moms trying to fuck the other moms and young dudes.

If Honey Boo Boo wasn’t bad enough, that’s where we’re at….and you know the trailer park dwellers who still subscribe to cable are likely loving it….

TLC’s probably got a HIT on our hands boys….and soon enough, it’ll just stream hardcore porn, since that’s what people want to see.

Weird society, made even weirder when it’s onthe LEARNING channel, in a what are they trying to LEARN us.

Anyway, here are so me MILFS to support my rant about I show I just gave free marketing to, even if there’s only one of you out there, for the record, I am suggesting you DO NOT watch the show, but that you watch the MILFS!

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Posted in:Milf

2023

23

Jan

Hilary Duff Bed Selfie of the Day

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I don’t think this is Hilary Duff dead in bed, but who fucking knows with these rich people and their weird fetishes. It’s very likely that the sexual pervert Hilary Duff, who we know has fucked a bunch of dudes over the years and she has babies with multiple dad’s to prove it, probably needs to spice up her sex life, plus the whole acting thing lets her take on different characters, playing dead in bed would probably one of the easiest to do, I feel like that’s one of the first things you learn in acting school, how to be the dead character…

I do think that this is probably exciting for her pervert fans adnd really perverts in general, since it’s some chick laying with part of her tit out, armpit exposed, which is more than enough for an armpit fetishist who likes fucking armpits likey they are pussies…..

She is looking a little sculpted or built and greasy….which I guess is what you’d want from someone who’s armpit you’re trying to fuck….I mean otherwise it’d be like fucking sand paper, wouldn’t it…

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