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2023

23

Jan

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I never had a breeder fetish, but the pandemic, that has left be in a state of post traumatic stress has totally re-aligned my thinking, and the only thing that makes sense to thwart evil, is to go back to tradition and spread the motherfucking seed to as many willing lesbians looking for donors as a motherfucker can.

If you’re giving a few loads a day, leaving them on your belly or inner thigh, or sucked back into you because you have a prostate issue, is a fucking waste.

The key to owning said balls is to breed and with breeding comes creampie fetishes, with breeding comes MILF fetishes, with breeding comes BREAST MILK fetishes…because it’s all part of the same anti-abortion, single lonely loser with cats.

Tradition baby. Spread that motherfucking seed people.

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Posted in:Lactating

2023

23

Jan

Denise Richards Doing Whatever It Is That She Does of the Day

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I am pretty creeped out by Denise Richards doing OnlyFans. It’s just a weird cash grab for someone you’d assume was already rich, unless she’s hit hard times, or maybe she’s just got that whore mentality to sell her body and get as much as she can for it, because that is her worth….but at this age, you’d think she’d tone it down and take her earnings to a off grid cabin somewhere, instead of trying to produce content for pervert fans to jerk off to like she’s not too fucking old to be doing this.

In this weird shoot, she’s looking like a corpse bride, maybe she’s one of the zombies in LAST OF US that everyone is watching, all full of fungus…I mean she was married to Charlie Sheen….

The only explanation I have is that her kid with Sheen turned 18, she lost child support payments, she’s got a gambling addiction, and her low level movies don’t pay her enough, yet she still gets cast in them, despite selling nudes to the weirdest people out there.

Over the weekend, I saw some story that Tori Spelling is addicted to Denise Richards’ OnlyFans…so addicted that she’s spent 400 dollars on it…which after some MATH, since I am a MATHLETE, is not very much money at all.

You may remember Tori Spelling as being an actress from a hit 90s show her dad put out, but you may also remember her dad being the richest producer in TV history, who owned basically a castle that she inherited.

Meaning, 400 dollars to Tori Spelling is like 0.4 cents or less to you….which is hardly representative of this creepy content being compelling or addictive, I don’t even know if that’s a photo of Denise Richards or a life-like painting she got from an artist on FIVER.

I just know it’s fucking weird.

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Posted in:Denise Richards

2023

23

Jan

Panty Fitness and Other Youtube Shorties!

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Shoe Removal Panty Flash Weirdness

Dumb Dancing

Intense Posing

Train Boot Removal

Big Ass Jiggle

Bitches on Boats

These Girls Doing the Wednesday Dance Are the Worst

White Skirt Dancers

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2023

20

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the weekend… so beware of all the psy-ops, including by not limited to. women born with penises who look better than women who were born with vaginas because men do things better, even playing up the bimbo, unless you’re into that kind of thing since their estrogen supplements make them more hormonally a woman than an actual woman in this endocrine destroying world we live in….while you’re also basically hormonally a woman from all the birth control you drink in your tap water.

Here are some stepLINKS to keep you locked in your house like a good slave, knowing that it is scary out there in the scary world, filled with scary things….while all you need is some streaming, porn and fast food delivered to your door….LIVING the depressing fucking dream….HERO.

Em Rata’s on the Harness
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SI’s New Rookie Melissa Wood!
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Ashley Benson’s Pretends to be a Cam Girl
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Sasha Calle Tits See Through
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Kelly Gale Selfies Big Cleavage
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Kate Upton and Verlander Snag a Crazy Expensive Penthouse
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Olivia Dunne Does a Workout
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Sophie Turner See Through
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Bella Thorne’s New Podcast
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Ken Block Crazy Drive for Old Times
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Dog Catches Kitchen on Fire
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10 Jerk Moves
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Khloe Terae in the Maldives being Hot
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Kara Del Toro Trenchcoat Flasher
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Kate Hudson Side Cleavage
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AJ and Aly Michalka Nipple Pokies
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Doing the Perfect Leg Splits with Twice and Tzuyu
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Pranks in the Airport aren’t a Good Idea
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Throwing $1000 in the Air, if they Catch it, They Keep It
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Rocco’s Son is a Track Star
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Nude Model Posing with Plants
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Cars Struggling
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Parrot Doesn’t Stop Talking
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Mattress Mack Makes a Bet of the Cowboys
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Renee Murden Lingerie Shoot for Honey Birdette
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Hot Lava Lamps are Made
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The Slap Flight League is Ridiculous
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Demi Rose in Egypt
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Crash Testing a Car vs Truck
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Bull Moose Caught on Camera Shedding its Antlers
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Mind Puzzling Maze Puzzle
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The Internet Drags James Harden Over his Crusty Feet
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Shop Agent Provocateur Sale – it’s Hot!
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Leni Klum – Dog Walker
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Sophie Thatcher in V Magazine
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Chantel Jeffries in Leggings
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Christina Hendricks at an Event
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Bebe Rexha at an Event
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Em Rata Goes to College – Not a Porno
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Dakota Johnson at an Event
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Emilia Clarke at an Event
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Shay Mitchell at an Event
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Sarah Michelle Gellar at an Event
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Reese Witherspoon at an Event
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Bella Shepard at an Event
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Can I Borrow a Pen
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Spycam Perverts
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Public Hot Dog Titty FUck in the Hot Dog Costume
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TREE FUCKS
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Wet Pussy
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Tits Out for the Pussy Rub
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People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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HOT REDDIT AMATEUR
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Slutty Nerd Girls
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Her Pearls are On – She’s Classy
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Bra Off for the Big Tit Doggy Fuck
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Spanking Herself
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Hot Busty Nude Model Posing
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Bouncing on the Dildo
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Fighting Fridays
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Titty Model Poses in Film
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Fishnet Dildo Fuck
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Shaking the Bare Ass
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Black Dildo Rider
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Gibby The Clown and Some Booty is Some Weirdness
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Amateur and a Cock
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Dildo in the Ass
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Couple Fucks While Friend Watches
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Cucumber Salad
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Amateur Fuck Video
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Dildo Sucker
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Cum Haters
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Motel Fuck
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The Shower Masquerade
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2023

20

Jan

Dove Cameron Nipple of the Day

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The internet says that this is a Dove Cameron nipple slip….I don’t see the nipple, but I also don’t really know who Dove Cameron is, other than super fucking famous, from some Disney-type shit, working in movies, tv and in music, releasing albums and touring and shit to get money from every angle, which I guess is knowing way more about Dove Cameron that I should, but I guess I am just a prisoner to the celebrity blog realm posting the relevants of the era doing their sluttiest work to get attention, to branch out from some candy-coated boring ass shit so the fans don’t turn on them, like getting topless in photoshoots where shadows are called nipples….boring.

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Posted in:Dove Cameron

2023

20

Jan

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Take the guesswork out of a girl’s sex appeal, or at least out of what her clothed boy looks like naked with the On/Off, clothed vs unclothed, posing in your outfit, doing what the cool kids of social media call a FIT CHECK next to posing in the same post out of the clothes, so people know that the clothing isn’t lying to a motherfucker, even if the photoshop and filters are.

I am a big fan of the On/Off, especially on the internet where the On/Off lives, it’s rare to find a girl to do a live-action on off in everyday life unless you’re rich or some kind of stud, or at a strip club….because I don’t know how many clothed bitches I see that make me say to myself “I wonder what she looks like naked”….so on/off takes the guesswork out of that….why have an imagination when you don’t need one…SEEK TRUTH…REALITY….even if we’re living in a simulation…it real world enough for me.

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Posted in:OnOff

2023

20

Jan

Jordyn Jones Lingerie Try On of the Day

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I don’t find Jordyn Jones to be all that exciting, interesting, hot or even relevant. I only post her shit because I know that she sells this lazy content to her fans. Yes, she’s got fans, which in and of itself is pretty amazing, but dudes of the internet are perverts and get sucked into the traps laid for them to fall into. Yes, people pay for non-nude content of girls whose traps they’ve fallen into. It’s a pathetic society.

Anyway, along with her content being lazy, her body is starting to look a little lazy, at least in the videos that she can’t photoshop as easily as her images which are lies.

We all know that women rot, that metabolisms slow down, and that you always look to a girl’s mom to see how she’ll end up.

In Jordyn Jones’ case, they named her to be a stripper, but saw a shot to send her to LA where she got her followers from a creper TV SHOW, but prior to selling shit lingerie pics and dancing on reality shows, she was white trash, walmart shopping, fast food, snack food eating…and once the dance stops, because the bulk of her money is in lingerie, coupled with body positivity and her fat ass getting attention, you got a pile of slop fit for her pigs out back on the farm she grew up on…

So yeah, lookin’ middle aged…not getting in shape….but getting a weird shape to her…….dance more white trash monkey, dance more.

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Posted in:Jordyn Jones

2023

20

Jan

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I don’t know if full back panties are an official fetish, but I am going to assume that they are, you know, a subset of the panty fetish, because some dudes like panties that remind them of their moms or high school girlfriends in the 80s, because life was simpler and happier then…where you had the future you always hoped for ahead of you, dreams and passion existed, before real life took over and left you where you’re at, now older, sadder, nothing panned out how you expected, but dammit when you jerk off, you sure as fuck do it to granny panties, the relationship panty, the period panty, the unassuming, not work for sex appeal other than the inherent sex appeal any panty has because it is a panty, but instead for comfort…giving that girlfriend experience, that familiar feeling of a time when you weren’t so alone…

Or maybe, you just like seeing girls being slutty exhibitionists LIKE ME!

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Posted in:Fullback Panty

2023

20

Jan

Cold Plunge and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Legs

Feet for the Perverts

Snow Dancer

Moto-Cross Girl

Dancing Girls

Big Booty Shopping

Short Skirt

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2023

20

Jan

Rebecca Black Cleavage of the Day

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I like to think the best thing to ever happen to Rebecca Black is that she’s got some big titties…

I am sure she probably thinks going viral at 12 years old with that Friday song that people still quote, or sing, or annoy co-workers with to this day, since it likely got her paid that internet money while putting her on the map.

Her timing may have been off, since the music industry hated self produced youtube artists who didn’t need them, so her selling of her soul to the devil that runs pop music didn’t really happen, which I guess is a good thing, cuz it gave her some time to grow out some big ass titties while becoming just desperate enough to sell her soul off to the best offer available to some youtube viral singer from a time long ago….

Did I mention she grew her tits out, I think that’s the moral of the story,.

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Posted in:Rebecca Black