When your background is being sold to Disney, which may not have been as sinister as people like to pretend it is with all their Disney is evil conspiracies.

They own the entertainment industry. which either makes them untouchable, or too big of a target and just because they have the first round draft pic of all talented young kids with willing stage parents seeking that validation, that confirmation that their uterus was strong enough to make a kid strong enough to be taken out of normal kid school to be put on the SMALL SCREEN…or if they are lucky the BIG SCREEN…doesn’t mean they’re creepers.

The truth is there are probably way more predators at any give school, camp, wrestling team, swim team, gymnastic teams around America, that have far shittier upsides and parents still send their kids to those places…plus Nickelodeon is the teen programming that seems to be far more aggressively protested by the talent that have worked with them…so leave Disney alone. It’s the happiest place on earth motherfuckers, don’t try to take that from them.

But what I will is when you’re a Disney Kid turned exclusive content vendor who still does mainstream work, your handbra is called doing the “Mouse Ears”….where this is more of an arm bra, so I haven’t worked out mouse themed name for that.

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Bella Thorne is the Disney kid who had to break free from Disney to keep her influence on her fans as they outgrew Disney.

Too much was invested in her fanbase to let them run off and support other people and I guess the crackteam of Disney market researchers figured they’d pretend they dropped her, put her out to the world, let her become an influencer or social media personality who is in the mix with the other gutter social media people, only to do better than them, since she was on Disney first….

She’s transitioned that into being some kind of porn star who doesn’t do porn, but sells nudes, but doesn’t get nude, it’s really a fucking weird situation but she gets fucking paid.

I don’t find her hot, she’s a little clunky and her outfit reminds me of a Drag Queen show that I wouldn’t be jerking off to like an irresponsible parent taking his kid to storytime not realizing that the whole drag movement is adult content due to sexual themes….but when you have Disney kids selling non nudes as if they are nudes you gotta wonder if they really care about an 18+ to enter the strip club, or are they just trying to destroy a generation of young people with all that internet porn.

So yeah, she’s looking like a clunky drag queen, this isn’t hot to me, you can see her nipple barbell through her fetish gear, and it’s all pretty uneventful but better than nothing, I guess.

The good news is there’s a barely a nip slip circulating, so that’s something…not great, boring, played out, tired, exhausted, depressing, but STILL a nip slip on a DISNEY kid, that’s gotta count for something.

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