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2023

27

Feb

Chelsea Handler Skiing in a Bikini of the Day

This is some old pussy news, literally old pussy news, because it’s Chelsea Handler is out here celebrating her 47th birthday, which means her already well travelled pussy, that’s been down the trying to get famous until finally becoming famous thanks to her talk show that I never watched but that people loved, even though I remember seeing clips of her from the show being more mean spirited than funny, which I guess I can related to because sometimes mean spirited is funny…

Anyway, comedy is a good way to get famous, when all else fails do comedy….climbing the comedy ladder on the dicks of lame ass comedians who people seem to think are cool or who have clout in the industry is far less challenging than fucking the right TV producer or Director when getting your start.

Anyway, point of the story is I am sure she’s fucked a lot regardless and now in her retirement she hangs out in Canada, where weed is legal, where she gets her skiing on, and like all instagram whores on the ski hill, she stripped down to do a bikini ski to celebrate not having died of AIDS or some other HPV related cancers as you’d expect from her well travelled pussy.

She’s got fake tits that I doubt are 47 year olds, so if you focus on those instead of the rest of her, it’s like you aren’t sexualizing menopause but rather youthful perky tits in some old skin that doesn’t look so old thanks to being stretched the fuck out.

All this to say, I appreciate the effort.

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2023

27

Feb

Pool Tricks and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Training her Legs

Hot Potter at Work

Push-Up Life Hack You Can Jerk Off To

Tight Pants Reveal

Workout Girls….Hate Arm Day

Cameltoe 35+

Pervy Yoga Shit

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

24

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Watch out for the anti-christ this weekend, since he’s definitely upon us..

There’s no way this world’s not going the wrong way in a bad way fast….from the news, to the culture, to the bastardization and distortion and corruption of the American dream….destroying impressionable half retard medicated minds along the way…..it’s fuckin’ crazy and we are doomed….but not doomed enough…slowest fall of society ever….

I blame the internet and all the idiots on the intenret…so here are some stepLINKS….on the internet…while we figure out how to have some fucking fun again amongst all these miserable fucking uptight angry fucks….

Cam Girl of the Day – Spent 100k There Tonight and Keep Us in Business! I am Talking to you Brad Cooper
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Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Mesh Bra
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Kim Kardashian in Bikini Pics By Kendall
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Livvy Dunne Shows Off her Bus Attire
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10 Things You Need for Taco Night
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Diane Guerreri in her Underwear
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Some 80s Nostalgia
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Man Pranks Father in Drift Car
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Succession to End with Fourth Season
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Car Crash Caught on Dash Cam
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The Tallest Dog in the World
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Pearl Gonzalez Brings Thong Biini
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Sabrina Carpenter in a Cardigan Being Hot
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Jojo is Doing Moulin Rouge
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Prequel to IT is Coming to HBO
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Motorbike Catches on Fire While Filling Up
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Camera Footage of Woman Fighting Off her Attacker
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Gracie Hunt in Fitness Gear
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TikTok Star gets Arrested for Domestic Abuse
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Some Weird Internet Things
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LEGO Car in the Sand
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Crazy Only Fans Boxer Posts an Insane Youtube
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Polish Model Pretty Naked and Posign
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Dua Lipa in a Mesh Bodysuit
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How the Best High Speed Rail was Built in China
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Transparent Engine Shows 2 Stroke Engine
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LaMelo Ball Doesn’t Do Red Lights
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Madison Pettis Hot in Lingerie
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Josephine Skriver in Fitness Gear
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Assetto Video Game in Real Life
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Fan Almost Flashes TV During Basketball Game
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Baby Seal Approaches Cameraman
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In Case You Missed It – Paige Spiranac Gives Grip Tips
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10 Things You Need for Taco Night
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Doja Cat as the Devil for a Lingerie Shoot
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Mom Paris Hilton in a Tight Dress that Hides her Dick
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Suki Waterhouse in a Body Suit Outfit
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Maren Morris in a Titty Dress
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Keri Russel Bra Top for Kimmel
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Jewel in a Pantsuit
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Kathryn Newton Legs
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Cami Morrone at an Event
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Iris Law in a Photoshoot
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Selma Blair in a Photoshoot
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Selma Blair in Another Photoshoot
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From stepSMUT!!

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MILF TITS
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An Apple a Day!
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Disney is Not Happy with Twerking Minnie
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Scumbag of the Week
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Backseat Pussy Flasher
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Natural Tits
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Panties Match the Dildo
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Random Shits
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Outdoor Pussy Rub
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21 People Having a Shit Day
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CAR FLASHER
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Cow Dildo
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College Dick Suck
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Wall Banger
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Amateur MILF
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Bus Stop Pussy
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Smart Water
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Whole Foods Bathroom Fuck
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Slut and her Pussy
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Interesting Censorship
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DICK SUCKER
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The Fuck Machine Set Up
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2023

24

Feb

Britney Spears – Professional Dancer Twerk of the Day

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I appreciate this version of Britney Spears. The free Britney Spears, who seems more captive than ever, but that’s all part of the fucking fun….assuming she’s even alive and that this is her and not some Australian body double hired to reprogram us into thinking this is what Britney looks like….which I am sure we can’t really assume…

Anyway, I appreciate this version of Britney Spears, because despite being a professional trained billionaire from her dancing, managed to put together a dance video where she looks like a drunken aunt at a wedding after one too many mojitos when she’s trying to fuck you despite being your aunt, you know, judgement goes out the window when you’re at a wedding…

There is an extreme skill in taking your talent to the dumpster even for jokes…meaning, if Michael Jordan tried to play a shitty basketball game, would be HARDER than a good one…..or for me to write a good blog post would be harder than writing my usual dumpster posts.

So here’s Britney in some mom gone wild at the resort performance, that I am loving….whether that’s Britney now, or Britney’s replacement, or Britney 20 years ago when both this style and camera tech was current, it’s great.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2023

24

Feb

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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The big dystopian news in Canada over the last few weeks was a centralized digital ID for healthcare to track you at the federal level to make sure they know who all the dissenters are….something that is basically inevitable for all developed countries, which is why I suggest finding an undeveloped country to go squat in…..but it may not be a better existence but at least they won’t have your digital ID, while they listen to you through your phone and track all your computer activity in dozens of ways….

The other big dystopian news in Canada ver the last few weeks was that the airline is selling people on facial recognition software to board the plane so that they don’t need those flight waitresses at the gate checking your passports….as they do….and people are just jumping onto it “New Tech, who this”, assholes gaping for the creampies..FUCK ME HARDER DADDY SUPERVISOR….take ALL my data and all my autonom in exchange for faster lines to board a plane…they are actually marketing it as some fun and exciting thing you know idiots will be first in line to get….we’ve SEEN it before!

I’ve seen chips in hands in Europe, I mean there’s an agenda around this for the future world the people who want you dead, or just don’t care about you, because they are gangsters, have in mind….

Not once have I seen anyone pitch On/Off technology to allow us to scan a clothed bitch to see the nude bitch….

We now rely on self starters to put this together for us, which makes me think they are investing the technology in all the wrong fucking places….

I mean, I thought porn was the leader of tech, not fucking surveillance dudes….

GET TO FUCKING work tech nerds who are likely all fucked up THEYS now, to busy watching ANIME and changing their gender to remember PERVERSION is what progresses a society…

Thank god we have old school on/off girls putting in the work an APP should do for us….and here they are.

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Posted in:OnOff

2023

24

Feb

Carmen Electra’s in the Bath…..of the Day

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I don’t know why I hate on these old school, blast from the past, bolt on titty models, turned personalities, when it was harder for a hot chick to rise to the ranks of hot chick with the tits, because there wasn’t a social media to democracize the process, through social media fakery, gaming the system, buying fake likes and follows, doing other digital marketing tactics to secure the followers, including but not limited to showing as much tit as possible….basically taking the corporate interest out of the whole equation…we don’t need you MEDIA to TELL US what we find hot…

But yeah, Carmen Electra’s a fucking classic, I should be pumped that she’s not too rich and snobby to pull her tits out for the fans, because it’s what she likes doing, it’s what she knows…

Instead I should be celebrating it, because old broads can be desperate too, and there’s nothing wrong with that, if anything it HUMANIZES these bitches who some of you probably thought were so unattainable and high end….NOW you know just how basic and simple they are….that should inspire you….or at the very least make you want to look at their tits…

Posted in:Carmen Electra

2023

24

Feb

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I could be wrong about the FULL BACK panty now becoming a trend, or a fetish, because I am seeing more chicks posting up the FULL BACK panty pics….

I guess it probably started when the BOY SHORT panty came into trend, it was a weird time…it was like girls went through a phase where they would only wear a thong up their dripping assholes, even when on the rag, because they didn’t want people knowing they were on the rag, even though we could smell that they were on the rag…all for style and fashion….

Then all of a sudden, the boy cut, cheeky style underwear came into trend, like the middle ground, bikini panty, was the bastard child locked in the basement for daddy to molest when he got home from work, replaced by the thong, only to be left in the basement when they brought out the boyshort, a seemingly BIGGER panty coverage panty than the standard bikini bottom….

It’s weird logic, but apparently, comfort is winning, or at least becoming a fetish, for those of us who NEVER really cared…since all panties were meant to be pulled off and thrown across the room, or at the very least stolen, so that we could sniff them at a later date….we’ve all been there, just doing the best we can to survive. Right.

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2023

24

Feb

Mandy Rose Gives Herself a Breast Exam of the Day

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Just like I tell all the busty ladies in the grocery store when trying to recruit them into letting me fondle their tits, you can never be too safe when it comes to breast cancer, I mean our whole society is throwing carcinogens our way, and really from Birth Control Pills, to Birth Control Pills in the water, the SOYBOY generation is just bound to get breast cancer….

SO it’s nice to see Mandy Rose, a WWE wrestler who was let go, or not RE-SIGNED, thanks to discovering more money is made on exclusive content, plus it feels so sexy and fun to do….Especially when the WWE typical fan is some stunted, incel, man-child, weirdo who watches wrestling, I mean turning them into paypigs seems easy and apparently it is because the rumor was Mandy Rose made over 1,000,000 dollars in 2-3 weeks when the WWE didn’t re-sign the contract….

Not to mention, WWE wrestler chicks all look like Florida strippers to me, so the selling of nudes seems to be their birthright,….or at least their calling in life.

Point of the story…she’s giving herself a breast exam to inspire the future generation on how to make money on the internet while putting your health first.

Posted in:Mandy Rose

2023

24

Feb

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I am not really the kind of person who minds misrepresenting people. You know, calling out products that don’t cause cancer or turn people gay even if there’s no proof that they do, or misgendering someone, or not using their pronouns, obviously, that shit is just dumb….but I don’t mind telling the wrong story about the wrong person….or mixing up my facts, it’s all part of the fun of being an internet heathen troll who doesn’t know how to use his pickled brain properly….I blame facial recognition blindness, it’s a condition.

Anyway, for some reason, probably one in which I hate the modern activist, everyone is a feminist, bullshit….

Yeah, equal rights for women, whatever, obviously, who fucking cares….but the whole “I sell pussy pics to incels or PAY PIGS because fuck the patriarchy” when the patriarchy is fucking you dummy….is just annoying…

I also know that there are women out there who aren’t annoying or political about posting up slut content…

Like there are women, a whole bunch of them apparently, in a new trend where they share their dreams of having babies and are shook up about it when they wake up and don’t have babies, because society has lied to them…

So to say a braless girl is a feminist, when she may just like showing off her tits, feels wrong to me, because I don’t want to hate the girls doing this, I want to LOVE and CHERISH their hard work and contribution to a better tomorrow, TODAY.

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Posted in:Feminist

2023

24

Feb

Eva Amurri Looking Good In a Bikini of the Day

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I first discovered Susan Sarandon had a daughter with big tits when she was cast on Californication…..

Not that I watched TV back then, that shit rots your soul and gets in the way of you wasting away at a dive bar with a bunch of fucking loser crackheads on disability, to make your choices feel like the right ones…”What, you just sit around and drink all day on government money, fuck, I have a website that makes no money but that was internet famous for about 12 minutes once in the last 18 years…..and a wife on disability I steal from, I’m so much better than you”…oh, adventures were had.

Anyway, Amurri was on the show, obviously cast for her GENETIC PREDISPOSITION to her mom knowing powerful people who get people cast and she pulled her tits out, which isn’t shocking now, but back then was a big deal…

What, a busty celebrity daughter with a ton of money, trust fund, status in her community of shitheads is WILLING to pull tits out for the role, I mean what is she, some kind of attention seeking whore who knows she has hot tits…that’s amazing…

She ended up getting married, moving on in life to breed, but she’s now a divorcee and back to the bikini ALL these years later…her tits, now mom tits, still big tits, and that’s always fun since tits bring life, feed life, inspire and fucking make us half retards….

The highlight of the tits is the reflection in the mirror of more tits, and the same tit, from a different angle tit…. it’s just a titty party, like a sausage party, but less gay.

Posted in:Eva Amurri|Eva Amurri Martino