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2014

12

Sep

Genevieve Morton Pie to Her Face in a Bikini Cuz She Loves Pie of the Day

I make fun of Genevieve Morton enough to have her block me from her Instagram.

What she doesn’t realize is that she went to all that effort to block me, but I can still embed her fat girl in a bikini with pie fetish videos she’s producing in efforts to get noticed…

This is one of those force feed her favorite thing around thanks to her love for refined sugar, a a love I assume is more of an infatuation or addiction based on her dumpy body…a dumpy body she is trying market as hard as she can now that she’s almost 40, even thought Kate Upton kinda won the race for fat Sports Illustrated chicks with mainstream appeal, but I’ll still watch them eat like those force feeding fetish videos on youtube of fat girls trying to get fatter by attaching themselves to feeding tubes…it’s some weird shit, but then again so is Genevieve Morton…even if she’s tricked rich guys to finance her life in the meantime…

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2014

12

Sep

Julianne Hough’s Interesting Cleavage of the Day

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Julianne Hough is some Dancing with the Stars stripper who never was – thanks to some scam that she pulled that allowed her song and dance family to go mainstream with their professional dance training instead of going into the underbelly of society and to the pole – where so many professional dancers I’ve purchased lap dances from have ended up…all theatrical in their routine, because they have a passion for their craft, but empytiness and sadness in their dead eyes, because they’ve pretty much given up…

I don’t know what her backstory is, obviously she’s connected to something at some level, because there’s no logic as to why a stripper who should have been a stripper ended up on TV, and then in Movies….other than connections…or I guess sucking dick.

So maybe these cleavage pics are just her paying tribute to her sexuality that made this dream come true…

Who cares. Why am I wasting my time with this nonsense that should be a poo stain on my khakis in the lap dance booth. I’ll never know.

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2014

12

Sep

Sophie Simmons Topless on Instagram of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ daughter. She was on his TV show, where she played the not that hot Gene Simmons’ daughter. It was reality TV and the reality was that she was a little on the chubby side and disappointing considering her mom was a babe in her youth…

Well I guess since the show, she’s been trying to figure out ways to get noticed, and in the last few months that has involved modelling and doing photoshoots, willing to get naked for “fashion photographers” despite not necessarily having anything to go off except maybe her name and a dad with a very loyal audience thanks to wanting anything KISS including but not limited to the daugther’s vagina…and I guess work ethic, a willingness to get in front of the camera, even topless and holding her tits for some fetish looking pics and I guess there’s nothing wrong with that…but then again, I don’t mind chubby or curvy models as much as I used to, I am open minded to all things involving half nakedness…all sizes and shapes…I am an equal opportunity pervert.

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2014

12

Sep

Hayden Panettiere’s “Alleged” Leg Shaving Pic of the Day

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I have heard ridiculous stories about Hayden Panettiere that people I know in Hollywood have told me that they think are probable, possible, or legit…but are too insane to be true.

Things like her mother, this plastic surgery ridden monster, forcing her to have sex with family friends…when she was a kid. I mean it’s such a crazy storyline that it can’t be true, but at the same time Hollywood producers are rich as fuck and think they are above the law, and in doing that, do a lot of fucked up, drugged up shit…

I do know that she’s currently knocked up with a guy who is pretty much 2 times her 4 foot tall frame, and that with that probably comes a massive penis that she clearly lets cum inside her, a skill you could assume she got when she was just a little girl servicing her mom’s friends…

Pretty sick though….but not as sick as this pic, that is supposed to be her, shaving her legs…I mean girls who shave their are not gross legs…girls who shave their bush are…because a nice natural bush is a great thing…and a stubbly pussy isn’t…but sick because you know this, if legit was stolen from her, invading her privacy, before the asshole wrote all these website names all over it…hopefully leading the FBI to him to arrest him…because what he did here is a crime…post the spread eagle bath pics or nothing fool.

Either way, I call fake….

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2014

12

Sep

Camille Rowe for Next Lingerie of the Day

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Camille Rowe is one of my favorite models – at least right now – because I am looking at pictures of her French ass in lingerie. I am pretty sure she’s doing campaigns for Victoria’s Secret, and I guess they lend her off to other brands, because I am going to assume they have a stake in these brands, and that these brands make their panties in the Victoria’s Secret owned Sweatshops…

Sure, I am more into her more “artitic” fashion photography, that to me is really pornography, all softcore and reminds me of Playboy in the 70s when Playboy was good…

She’s been naked HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and I mean that’s enough for you to get an idea of what we are working with here…and that something is far more substantial that any girl I’ve had, bought, borrowed or thrown my semen at when they walk buy me on public transit…

All this to say, I love her, even though I hate shitty catalog pics…always…it’s a misuse of talent.

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2014

12

Sep

Cora Keegan Nipples by Aaron Feaver of the Day

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Her name is Cora Keegan, she’s not a super famous model, in fact, she’s a model who hates modeling, and will probably just end up knocked up with some rich older guy’s kid, because she can’t be bothered working, she’d rather sit around, listen to music, get high and fuck, but she’s still booking campaigns, despite how dumb she pretends to think modelling is, when I am pretty sure she’s probably laughing about how dumb modelling is with every check she cashes for 30,000 dollars or more…you know tormented about the scam she pulling, hoping to have or do something more substantial, all while cashing the fuck in… the entire time…you know a phony higher purpose or whatever and the reality is, she can do whatever the fuck she wants, because she’s got a great face…and I am in love with her.

My biggest regret is not kidnapping her, locking her in my basement and making her my wife when i had the chance…seriously, lovely as fuck on all fronts…even if her real name isn’t Cora Keegan and she won’t tell me what it is…because I think it will lead to me knowing she’s a rich kid and rich kids hate being recognized for being rich kids…they want to pretend to do things themselves..while complaining the entire way…

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2014

12

Sep

Bella Thorne’s Awkward Tween Dance of the Day

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I don’t know if watching Bella Thorne doing this dance is supposed to be hot.

She’s some teen starlet who was sold by her parents to the entertainment industry along with her sisters, who for some reason didn’t get picked up, but this one did, and one out of 5 is enough to never have to work again…

But I do know that there are countless dudes who are watching this who think it is hot, becasue she’s a teenager, and thanks to teenagers being illegal and off limits, comes to dudes in America over sexualizing teens because they can’t have them.

Sounds healthy, especially when the teens are well aware of the perverts out there, and that they fuck with them intentionally because it’s good for business..

That said, Here she is being a ninja

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2014

12

Sep

Fat Ass Immigrants Showing Nipple On Your TV of the Day

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Highly successful and well marketed immigrants, Iggy Azalea Rita Ora, who have both been in America for quite a while trying to get famous, and who finally got themselves famous, to which Iggy says “she’s got a lot of stories” about her rise from “living in Australia”…even thought she’ from Australia no matter how much she tries to hide that vile trashy accent…because those stories of how she got famous probably involve a ton of shit…including but not limited to the sex tape she basically denies having – while confirming that she has it – a sex tape that I hope to make a lot of money from…

Anyone who releases or attempts to make profit off someone else’s intimate moments against their will is a sex offender & it honestly makes me sick to see the media encourage any other attitude towards those sorts of people, we should want to protect our women and i really hope that america will follow Europe and their laws to better protect peoples privacy and fundamental rights. and on that note, I’m off to get a manicure. peaaaaccceeeeeee outtttttt *drops the mic*

Anyway, they were on Ellen, and Rita Ora’s nipple was exposed the whole performance, because that’s probably what Ellen insists of all her guest, because she’s a lesbian and into them titties…unfortunatley…they were totally fucking censored…bummer.

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2014

12

Sep

Rihanna’s Street Walkin’ of the Day

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Either I created this lie that I may one day get sued for – that Rihanna was a 14 year old prostitute in Barbados where she seduced whoever it was who imported her to America to sell to Jay-Z….or the Barbado’s jet ski renter who told me did…or maybe – just maybe he was telling the truth, which would explain why she’s fallen into this over sexualized, flashing, and now street walking character who sings about getting excited by the smell of sex, while destroying little girls everywhere….at their core of their value system…leading to a future of hookers who don’t think they are hookers…they are just bring Riri..

Doesn’t matter…I just like seeing any girl who looks like she’s doing a walk of shame, or street walking for her next meal, or even better, her illegit baby’s next meal…evenwhen they are worth over 100 million dollars and not looking for anything like that at all…just looking everything like that…

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2014

12

Sep

Reviewing the Russell James Book Launch I Wasn’t Invited to of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret put out a book for Russell James, their senior photographer, who I guess has been shooting with them for a very very long time, and has got rich and a lot of fucking sex from babes who want to be Victoria’s Secret models, which happens to be every girl in existence…called ANGELS ….featuring their Angels, and now Kendall Jenner, because I guess she’s bought her way into Victoria’s Secret modelling…

The launch was last night, I wasn’t invited, obviously, but Getty Images was, so here’s my run down of what you missed…

Russell with Branson, because creeper billionaires with private islands like photographers who bring top models there…

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Russell with Lima, because there is a bond created when a girl gets half naked and bossed around by a dude with a camera…that involves being allowed to pick her up / cum on her face whenever he wants

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Adriana Lima Kissing A Picture of Herself, Something I am sure she does often and everytime she sees a mirror – it’s all part of being an ego

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Russell and Sara Sampaio

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Three Victoria’s Secret Models…I think Lima is making this event about her…

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Russell and Karolina Kurkova

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Russell with Kendall Jenner because she pays him to be her photographer

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Kendall Jenner with Branson – because her mom taught her how to sniff out money