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2014

15

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Selfie of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted this selfie where she’s in some weird bra like top, hopefully with more support than her recent bikini top, that showcased how the elasticity in her skin, due to malnourishment and a possible terminal illness or just heroin addiction, can barely support the weight of her implants, thanks to there being no fat left to hold them in place…just a distended stomach that Lohan is hiding because she doesn’t want pregnancy rumours circulating, even though anyone with a brain would assume that Lohan hasn’t had her period in a few years due to the whole dying thing…

The sick thing in all this is that I still think she’s hot…and I wish this was the opening scene to the sex tape.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

15

Aug

Elsa Hosk Not Wearing Lingerie of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a Swedish lingerie model, she’s even signed a contract with Victoria’s Secret which I guess makes her LEGIT, because where else are lingerie models to go…and what else are lingerie models to do. Vitoria’s Secret is like the top of the food chain for ego…and I guess career…

It turns out when she’s not wearing lingerie, like in these pics for some obscure magazine, she’s not quite as interesting..

In fact, even her lingerie work sucks compared to when she gets naked as a model HERE and HERE and HERE

Meaning she’s totally going the wrong direction with her career…it’s more and more clothed doesn’t really speak to my boner….

TO SEE HER WEARING LINGERIE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2014

15

Aug

Brooke Burke on the Beach of the Day

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Brooke Burke got into a bikini, because I guess she’s really proud of her body after having 300 kids like she was some kind of Mexican immigrant or something, you know spreading that American born passport as far as you can, so that your kids can marry your friend’s back home’s kids and the whole USA becomes Mexico…or INDIA…

That said, I would be far more into these pics if her 40 year old body didn’t look like a 40 year old body that looks like it was left out dehydrated…and starved…because sure 40 year old moms can look fit enough, but they still look like 40 year old moms…

Brooke Burke is not going to beat out science here, and I think her BOTOX plastic face kind of proves that…

Meaning, this is all desperation..but it is still half naked…and you probably like that because Wild On was on TV when your life was less pathetic than it is now.

BROOKE BURKE CAELUM CAMPAIGN SHOOT BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO from CAELUM on Vimeo.

CLICK HERE

Posted in:Brooke Burke

2014

15

Aug

Models for La Perla of the Day

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I am pretty sure that Victoria’s Secret owns – or at least manufactures 99 percent of the world’s lingerie. I am a firm believer that they own all the factories any pair of panties is made in. It’s just the American way, you know create a billion dollar brand by exploiting the third world, pretend it is building their economy while it is really just legalized slave labor that takes money out of our work force, but still sell the panties for the same price, so that the public doesn’t benefit from the savings you get, just bleed them fucking dry…for their brazilian cut thong…

That said, I still like when brands like La Perla come together, do things a little more high end than Victoria’s Secret, and produce something a little more interesting to look at, despite being catalog pics…

The models are: Liu Wen, Mariacarla Boscono and Daria Strokous.

The pics are:

Posted in:La Perla

2014

15

Aug

Kristen Stewart and Juliette Binoche Interview Cover of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is cuddling up to an older woman on the cover of Interview Magazine. I don’t really know the context, but will assume that it has more to do with them being in a movie together, and less to do with her being a broken down lesbian thanks to her father molesting her like his father did to his sister, who was also his wife, in some inbred love triangle that I assume that face was created in…

I would not be surprised if she was a lesbian, since ever girl is a lesbian…and more importantly, I would not care…because she’s Kirsten Stewart…

Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2014

15

Aug

Izaebel Goulart Boxes of the Day

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Apprently, despite being bored of the Izabel Goulart workout videos because they have no real purpose, I am into seeing her box. Maybe it’s because I am a submissive who likes the idea of a woman beating my pussy ass, or maybe I just like seeing a woman kick ass, or maybe I am gay…since if you really break it down..fucking a model is as gay as sex with a girl gets. They are all big and teenage boy like…and I am still into it…what does that say about me.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

15

Aug

Sportscaster Distracted By Booty and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Tiger Run…

Woman Loses it After Accident

The Man Who Uses the Bus as a Van

The Most Disgusting Thing to Happen in a Public Bathroom…

Fat Drunk Peeing in Stairwell

Tourist Swimming in Flooded Road…

Posted in:Video

2014

15

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Last night I got this amazing idea that I would call a girl’s vagina her “wet skin”.

It turns out that girls do not find it hot when you reference their vagina, but they find it especially not hot when you call it their “wet skin”. If anything, they find it gross and they will not be your friend….or let you play with their wet skin.

Words of wisdom

Here are some morning links…

Transformation Challenge is Amazing
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Things That Bounce….
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16 McDonalds Billboards Made Better with Graffitti
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Gilbert Arenas is Racially Thoughtful…
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Martha Hunt Sexy in Lingerie….
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Maitland Ward Bikini….
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Lindsaty Lohan is Full of Shit…..
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You are Eating Fruits Wrong…
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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Cell Phone Crashing
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A Bunch of Cute Girls…
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Cat Massaging Sleeping Baby
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Immature Jokes
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

Aug

April O’Neil is the Penthouse Babe of the Day

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I figure what better way to celebrate the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle for you virgin loser weirdos…that to showcase a porn model named April O’Neil…who did this pretty awesome set for PENTHOUSE…a magazine that I hold near and dear to my heart, because really the erotica they were producing in the late 70s was art…now it’s a little more vulgar…but it’s still part of a legacy that I can totally relate to and will forever feel a bond with….

I don’t know much about April O’Neil, I just know she’s pretty fucking glorious…at least in these pics…and at 4 am…these pics are all that matter…you can see her dirtier pics HERE

TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES
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TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES
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Posted in:NSFW|Penthouse

2014

15

Aug

Bianca Tusher is the stepGIRLCAM Girl of the Day

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I am a huge supporter of Cam girls. The reason is pretty simple. Girls can make money masturbating, something they do for free already, in the comfort of their own homes and make upwards of 20k a month doing it. I’m talking normal, everyday girls, in school who just realize that working Minimum wage is for idiots….not to mention, every girl loves to feel sexy…

That said, here is Bianca Tusher from her Twitter, because she’s one of our stepCAMGIRLS , who is totally down to let you watch her strip, masturbate, and have a good time…and you know what, that’s pretty fucking endearing.

I am all for regular girls being a little naughty for my entertainment, because in life there are no rules…

TO SEE MORE OF HER – GETTING NAKED AND MASTURBATING – And Other Cam Girl Stuff
CLICK HERE