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2014

28

Jul

I Approve of Vanessa Hudgens’ Shorts of the Day

I realize that I should probably start leaving the house and doing something called living, you know rocking’ my own life…because the highlight of my day is Vanessa Hudgens in these shorts and I don’t even give a fuck about Vanessa Hudgens. I find her some ethnic looking pudgy thing that barely has any talent or redeeming qualities. The kind of girl who is just riding being cute in her youth with a little edgy slut kick that lead to her releasing nudes…but for some reason, a reason I call short, tight, shorts…I am in love…at least with the idea of Vanessa Hudgens. I want to sing her hairy little cooch love songs…but in my defence…I love all hairy little cooch…so maybe it’s got nothing to do with Vanessa Hudgens…just with everything she represents…and in reality, my life is depressing whether Vanessa Hudgens shorts are the highlight of my day or not. Take it all in.

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2014

28

Jul

Jessica Lowndes Self Shot Bikini Shoot of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes is some implant rocking, bikini clad, Canadian who managed to get on TV once and who now has enough money and a work visa to stick around LA and try to get on TV again. It may happen, it may not, but in the downtime she’s co-ordinating self shot bikini photoshoots, proving that you don’t need a photographer to take pics of you when no one cares…you can do it yourself and some asshole with a website will post it like it matters or like it is news even though this motherfucker hardly knows who Jessica Lowndes is, I just need to support my fellow countryman – even if she escaped the first chance she got to live the American dream…when it all collapses and no American is willing to marry her for citizenship…she’ll be right back where she started, on Canadian TV, which is the equivalent of being in nothing at all since no one ever sees it..but based on these fake tits should…so my advice to her is before giving up, turn to porn. I’m down to watch this fuck go down.

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2014

28

Jul

Genevieve Morton Hosts Vegas Pool Parties of the Day

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Genevieve Morton is some fat Sports Illustrated model people get mad at me for calling fat…even though she is fat…I mean even she knows she’s fat…otherwise she’d wear a two piece and her gut that’s hanging out wouldn’t be there….

She reminds me of Miss Piggy. A South African Miss Piggy, who like all other White South African’s is really nice to black people. You know, the kind of girl raised with good morals and values when it comes to slavery…

She’s on some “Get famous now or never” kick and she’s done one or two campaigns, which is more than she’s ever done before. She’s hosting pool parties in vegas and she looks like sloppy shit doing it…but people seem to like her massive tits, without realizing she’s got a massive everything else…

She’s the worst.

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Posted in:Genevieve Morton

2014

28

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Titties of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan brought her tits in some silky almost sheer top without bra to some event called – Weisses Fest 2014. Sounds like a Nazi Party…but what the fuck do I know…other than that Lohan looked better than ever – but that the other girls in attendance looked better than Lohan….

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I am more a fan of Lohan, I believe in her making a comeback and winning an Oscar because the Oscars are fucking joke but I still think she’s a horrible fucking person…with no soul or respect or decency…but so many other people are shitty too…

I don’t really give a fuck about her tits anymore either, I mean she’s old…but I a into this picture of her riding her jet ski into the sunset she posted on instagram ….it is so poetic….like the closing frame of a Warner Bros cartoon of a motherfucker walking ingot he sunset…

That’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

28

Jul

Toni Garrn Bikini Action of the Day

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Toni Garrn is a German model who travels in a bikini with Leonardo DiCaprio. I don’t know if that makes her an escort, I assume she’s getting paid for this, but maybe not directly, and only in PR hits.

I know hookers and hookers love to be referred to as models that you are hiring to spend time with…and the sex is just because they pretend they are feeling you. I just assumed it was a loop hole in the law…but what the fuck do I care…the hookers I fuck are like 5 dollars a hand job…

That said, I have heard endless stories that Leonardo is a poofter. A queen. A queer. A faggot. A homo. A fudge packer…whatever you want to call a motherfucker into dudes…which I guess would be better off called a daddyfucker. But maybe those people are just jealous of his boyish good looks, his extreme fame and wealth and the amount of girls he’s pulled without even trying…even though being Jealous of Leo is prett fucking pathetic of anyone…make your own money loser.

So I don’t know what this arrangement is. Maybe he’s stuck with the german because the scent of poo reminds him of the sex he actually likes as he shits on her to make himself feel better. Maybe he sticks big things in his ass…or maybe she’s just for show…

Ultimately – who cares. His life is better than yours. He’s a fucking yacht in the Mediterranean with models…you’re unemployed with a fat wife…and if anything he’s giving you a gift with these pics. Something to jerk off to…and there’s very little wrong with that.

If I was Leo, I’d keep my models in a cage in the basement, like fighter dogs…keep em hungry so they act on their best behavior…since he’s proven one thing…they are interchangeable if they act up.

Here she is floating in the water…if you squint you can see the bikini riding up her twat…probably something Leonardo never does…you know because she doesn’t have a dick…

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Posted in:Toni Garrn

2014

28

Jul

Francia Raisa in a Bikini for her Birthday of the day

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I have no idea who Francia Raisa is. I just googled her and apparently she’s been in a bunch of low level shitty projects that I guess made her relevant enough for someone to email me her instagram pics…that someone I can only assume is her PR team…hoping that her wearing a bikini will get her noticed finally…I mean she was in Bring It On…the 10th movie in the franchise..not the one Kirsten Dunst was in…or was it Eliza Dushku, either way she’s not Kirsten Dunst or Eliza Dushku…she’s on some bootleg level and she just celebrated her birthday in a bikini and it seemed like a horrible fucking time…one of the shittiest parties in the history of shitty parties…but she called the paparazzi to be guests which doesn’t make her desperate or anything at all…

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2014

28

Jul

Audrina Patridge Fails at Cosplay of the Day

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If you remember who Audrina Patridge is, then you may have never asked yourself “I wonder what happened to Audrina Patridge”…you just assumed that with all reality stars except maybe the Kardashians, she fated into obscurity, or maybe, she just hit rock bottom…

I mean sure she’s going to always make money, or have money with residuals and investments her business manager set up for her…but in terms of fame and relevance..she’s fucking nothing…even if she is able to support her boyfriend financially…

Well, it turns out that if you thought she hit rock bottom, but weren’t too sure, here is the proof that she did hit rock bottom this past weekend – at Comicon…where she did some Cosplay shit which screams “remember me, remember me, remember me”…Cosplay shit that wasn’t erotic or that didn’t bring out and fantasies in anyone…but just Cosplay that looked like it was from a porn set where she just got cummed all over…

Either way…it’s safe to say…she’s done…if you didn’t think she already was done…

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Posted in:Audrina Patridge

2014

28

Jul

Some Models in La Perla Lingerie of the Day

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La Perla is a more luxurious version of Victoria’s Secret that I wouldn’t really be surprised to find out is actually a division of Victoria’s Secret, because if I was Victoria’s Secret, I would branch out from my sweatshops that I own overseas and develop my business by creating signature brands for celebrities and models that they’ve created…I would manufacture for all the competitors at a lower cost than what they would pay, since Victoria’s Secret has a corner on the market..I would do high end and low and pretty much just fuck everyone out of their underwear money…getting richer and richer and richer…

That said, La Perla may not or may not be Victoria’s Secret, it is marketed much sexier than Victoria’s secret, their current campaign, although black and white and I hate black and white…is all fucking high end and awesome to look at..

Now I don’t know if you can jerk off to this, but I probably can. I’ll keep you posted. homo.

Posted in:Fashion

2014

28

Jul

Rikki is the Hot Hipster Model of the Day

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Her name is Rikki, I guess that is the cool thing to do these days when trying to be obscure, because being obscure is cool, and seems intellectual and interesting, despite the fact that everyone is trying to be obscure. It’s like hipsters were created a long time ago to be the anti-mainstream, but now that they are the mainstream, what’s become the anti-mainstream? Is it detaching from art and culture and questioning what is going on in the world, is it being the Gap wearing asshole I grew up hating…it’s not like hipster this eclectic group of future leaders…it’s fucking everyone..and with that means that everyone wants to be a nude model, because it’s artistic, or a photographer, because it is artistic…and it gives a constant flow of content for instagram…which something I am all for..

I don’t think you need to be a signed 23 inch waist model pushing 6 feet to be hot, or nice to look at in pictures. I don’t think you have to be a twig anorexic bitch to be a model. I think as long as you have a vagina and a guy with a professional camera like THIS GUY …it works for me..

So Rikki, whoever you are…I love you.

Posted in:Rikki

2014

28

Jul

Rosie Huntington Whitely and Abbey Lee Kershaw in the Max Max Trailer of the Day

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So Mad Max is back. this is the trailer that was released at Comic Con. They aren’t paying me to promote this bullshit I will never see, even if the original is what created Mel Gibson. I just don’t care about a world with no Water. I saw Tank Girl….that was enough for me…I also don’t like revisiting things from my youth. I figure it’s like let this shit die off in history like it should…but maybe I just don’t like Sci-fi….

I do like models and there’s one frame with Rosie Huntington Whitely and Abbey Lee Kershaw’s hard nipples. I feel like that’s the highlight of the movie.

Elvis’ granddaughter, Lenny Kravitz’s daughter and Charlize Theron are also in it. Garbage…but it is cool enough and well…model nipples…

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