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Rat Cow Face Shows Off her Ass in Panties of the Day
Rat Cow Face Shows Off her Ass in Panties of the Day
Bella Thorne Putting her Best Pussy Forward of the Day
Bella Thorne Putting her Best Pussy Forward of the Day
Selena Gomez’s Kidney Supplier Francia Raisa has a Fat Ass of the Day
Selena Gomez’s Kidney Supplier Francia Raisa has a Fat Ass of the Day
Aubrey Plaza’s Hard Nipple in a Tight Dress of the Day
Aubrey Plaza’s Hard Nipple in a Tight Dress of the Day
Charlotte Lawrence Nipples for a Magazine of the Day
Charlotte Lawrence Nipples for a Magazine of the Day

2014

04

Aug

More Jillian Murray Amazing Bikini in Mexico of the Day

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My dreams were answered last week when I posted bikini pics of what I consider a goddess sent from heaven, not polluted septic water Mexico, in her bikini…Jillian Murray….not because she flew into my arms and we started a life together because that’s what we are meant to do. It’s all part of being soul mates…and not because she had a movie premiere from her new horror movie and I was invited…but because she retweeted me…which may not be love, marriage, sex, a blow job, or even a hand job…hell it’s not even holding hands…but when you don’t leave your house, have friends, interact with people…it feels like it is…

Jillian Murray is amazing, still in her bikini, probably with another man, breaking my heart…all while I love every second of it…thanks to that hot fucking body…I don’t mind sharing something that isn’t mine…I also don’t mine licking the screen even though the people around me in this starbucks seem to…

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2014

04

Aug

Lily Collins Covered in Mud of the Day

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Lily Collins is one of Phil Collins’ many kids, who I don’t really think used Phil Collins to really get ahead in life, because he’s a touring Rockstar in the UK, and she was separated from him as a little kid, forced to live the life of luxury with her mother who was some socialite from LA before marrying Phil Collins….

I wouldn’t be surprised if she hasn’t seen much more than a check from the guy since she was 5, but that check helped the family afford a good life and good friends, and thus connections with good casting directors, producers and etc.

I don’t know anything about her, or really care about her career, or her personally life. I am much more into staring at her shit covered ass…not because I am into scat…but because there is something magical from a girl from an affluent privileged life…smearing her own feces on herself like some bi-polar episode…those are serious daddy issues…

Unless of course…she’s just rolled around in mud…in which case…less exciting but still involves staring at her ass…which is good enough for me to stare at…because every ass is…seriously, it doesn’t need an IMDB page or a hit making parent…it just needs to be half naked…

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2014

04

Aug

Emmy Rossum Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Emmy Rossum has been naked so many times on TV, that I really don’t think her bikini selfies matter.

She’s up on the – “we’ve seen you simulate sex enough to know that you love your body and think you’re worth more than you are, since you get paid well and you are living the dream you always had as a young girl in a single mother household that taught you the right way to whore yourself to the top of the food chain, or at least as close as you can get, with the little talent you have”…kind of thing…

Or maybe I am just hard on her because I want to see her in self produced sex tapes, after seeing her in simulated sex.

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2014

04

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini …. Possibly with New Implants of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio wore a bikini on the beach because when you go to a beach that’s what people do…even though most of them shouldn’t. I’m talking about the mangled stomach girl I posted on my Facebook who was fat shamed for being fat..because when you’re fat you shouldn’t wear a bikini – even if legally you are allowed…no one wants to see it…

One of the few people who have the VIP access card to wear a bikini pretty much anywhere…is a signed Victoria’s Secret model…because that stamp of approval is enough to say “I may be in my 30s, but we cool here, this bikini is something people pay to see, so consider yourself lucky to get it for free”…and I’m okay with that..

All this to say, if you’re a signed working model…you get a pass…all you other girls debating on what bikini to wear, maybe pass it by me first and I’ll let you know if you’re fit enough…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKONI PICS CLICK HERE

In more Alesandra Ambrosio news, she wore a dress with her kid that showcased the roundest little tits in the history of tits…leading me to think she’s upgraded her implants because it’s that 10 year mark when you trade them in…and she didn’t feel like going with the tear drop shape, or keeping things as small as they were in the past…she went bigger and rounder…these things happen.

Little known fact, most models have implants, so when you see your girl’s shitty tits, keep that in mind….the majority of the girls you jerk off to are plastic..and there is no merit in that…there is just a lot of money in it – cuz these bitches get paid…

I guess she could be in a push up bra, but where’s the fun in that.

I’m More into her silly breast implants CLICK HERE

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2014

04

Aug

Shay Mitchell Thigh Highs for Instagram of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is starting to improve her instagram game. I guess she realizes that she’s insanely famous on the internet thanks to being on some really popular show. We’re talking more famous than a lot of people, because little kids use the internet and social media and that’s why we are all fucking doomed…

Because here she is posting an innocent little hipster outfit. Some short shorts, some thigh high boots….that hipster dressing girls may not realize is some fetish gear for us old as fuck dudes who grew up in the late 80s and 90s…where ass cheeks and thigh highs were enough to jerk off to…or maybe they do realize it…and this is all part of their seduction. It’s working.

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2014

04

Aug

Casey Batchelor Bouncy Castle Bra Flash of the Day

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I just did a quick google search of Casey Batchelor because when you see a girl who is over 18, in a loose fitting crop top bouncing on a bouncy castle, flashing her bra, for the paparazzi, who you’ve never heard of….you know the kind of girl you’d want to invite to your kid’s birthday party because your wife isn’t this fun – even if it is is some staged attention seeking bullshit that would be better executed…topless.…so now, it is up to me to find out who she is…and thanks to google I have come up with…the girl who said


‘My boobs have never made me happy’

Are you fucking kidding me, the only reason she exists, and the only reason she even exists or is noticed…or stands out from the UK trashy girl crowd is because of her tits..You’d think a girl who had tits that didn’t make her happy, would find other ways to make money, you know by not using them for her job…or maybe she uses them cuz she hates them.. Or maybe She’s full of shit..and here are her tits…that may bring you the happiness they never brought her…

Here are a few of her calendar pics…cuz she gets no joy from her tits…maybe it’s just a misquote her tits don’t bring joy because she has no feeling in them anymore thanks to implants…or maybe…who the fuck cares.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

04

Aug

Michelle Rodiguez Bikini Party of the Day

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Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron our having sex. Considering she was a lesbian and he is gay, we can assume it is more about getting high and him jerking off into a shot glass for her to insert in her vagina to make herself a baby, as lesbians do…but I could be wrong…it happens…what I am not wrong about is how she’s diving into the ocean off a boat…and she posted this video…

Then she posted this video of what I think is her using a vibrator…that’s what it sounds like…because she’s clearly not getting dick…not that she wants dick…it kinda goes against being a Lesbian…

Here is her pic of her with a bunch of dudes…because well…she clearly she doesn’t identify herself as a lesbian…since lesbians hate everything with a penis.

TO SEE MORE OF HER BIKINI PARTY CLICK HERE

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2014

04

Aug

Top 10 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Premiere of the Day

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1- Megan Fox’s Robot Face

2- Minea Noji’s Bootypop to Let people know who the fuck she is…

3- Bella Thorne’s Booty Pop to Let People Know She’s More Important than Minea Noji

4- Some Chick name Ginny Gardner – cuz I like Gin…and all alcoholic beverages really

5- Bella Thorne’s Side Profile – Because Really all That Happened at the Premiere..

6- Unless you consider Megan Fox Something…

7 – Her Handler from 90210 – who caged her and seeded her does…he’s always close by…as she silently screams for help

8 – I thought Michael Bay hated her – that’s why he fired her – you know cuz he likes his girls to look more like gutter trannies…

9- She shoulda been grabbing her ankles…

10 – This Guy!

Bonus – the couple who thought it was a Mexican confirmation/ 90s Prom…

To See The Rest CLICK HERE

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2014

04

Aug

Selena Gomez Leaked Nudes of the Day

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Someone emailed me these pictures saying that they are Selena Gomez leaked nudes from a cellphone hack and that they were 100 percent her because they know someone who knows her management…

I say, that it is probably some dude and his slutty girlfriend who is probably a cam girl trying to troll the internet because people always tell her she looks like Selena Gomez, and she wants to believe it, even though she’s a bootleg version….like the girl I once dated who told me she looks like Penelope Cruz, when she actually looked like a massive nosed monster…or this other girl I dated who told me she looked like some other celebrity and like maybe if that celebrity was pushing 300 pounds and a totally different person that’d make sense…

But I am always up for a good nude scandal, whether it is Selena Gomez or not..it’s still tits…and we like those…

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2014

04

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Selfies of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan’s been getting laughed at for the END OF HER CLEAVAGE’S CAREER …which is pretty mean, considering you should never laugh at a girl’s shitty tits, they teach you that in elementary school when you get suspended for making fun of the girl with the shitty tits until she cries…

The only real people making fun of her tits are girls, dudes are dudes, and want anything tit-like in their mouths, while girls are the catty bitches who shame each other then blame us for objectifying women, cuz we like jerking off to nice things…even when those things aren’t all that nice, like Lohan’s implant hanging off her chest from a fleshy thread and her belly stuck out distended and malnourished like an AIDS BABY because she may be an AIDS baby…we don’t know for sure, we just know what we see, and we can all agree on one thing for sure and that is that her career has AIDS yet she’s still rich…

That said, she’s trying to redeem herself, and she’s lit her selfie so well that all lesions and flaws are hidden…she’s strategic…it’s not her first covering up her flaws rodeo…it’s kinda been her whole life work….but I love me some bikini selfies…so here’s what Lohan wants you to see of her…

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