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2014

09

Jul

Katie Holmes Topless for Glamour of the DAy

Possible Robot created in Tom Cruise’s 100 million dollar lab in the basement of his 100 million dollar home because Tom Cruise is a leader of Scientology, since it is the only place int he world where he’s not gay – Katie Holmes…

She has ventured out into the world on her own, without him, I mean at least that’s what she wants you to think, since she still probably sees him thanks to sharing a devil alien baby – and money…you know he’s the “Charging Station”…now that the contract has expired and he’s gone onto find more beards…in a horribly boring storyline…

And in her journey, she’s got herself Topless in Glamour..in the least erotic way, we can blame her robot programming for that, because Tom Cruise and his engineers weren’t the best when it came to figuring out how to make a woman sexy…I assume the conversation was like “putting a 12 inch black cock on her isn’t the best solution TOM”….”Yes, I know you are paying me, but a 12 inch black cock will defeat the purpose of making you a wife”…

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Katie Holmes

2014

09

Jul

Polish Model Hanna Koczewska for Sebastian Cviq of the Day

Hanna Koczewska is a Polish model, who I guess was tall enough to escape the Eastern European, Mafia Controlled sex trade, but instead got thrown into modelling, where I guess she wants to see international success, because she’s already willing to get naked for fashion, and I’m already willing to look at her tits.

The photographer behind this shoot is Sebastian Cviq….and I may not like Black & WHite, because I feel it’s a little to basic artistic, you know what you’d expect from a hack trying to come across as artistic, in an era where pics are digital, and black & white film unnecessary…

But You can still see her tits…and that’s a win for all of us…

If you’re lucky, you may be able to google her and find her on webcam on a bride site…you now before her actual success sets in…or happens…girl still needs to pay her rent….

Posted in:Hanna Koczewska

2014

09

Jul

Kat Graham’s Bikini in Jamaica of the Day

I don’t know who Kat Graham is. Google says she’s on a show called Vampire Diaries…that she’s Jewish…that her father is the Godfather of Quincy Jones’ kids, I say it must have been hard to book an acting job with that connect, I also say I don’t give a fuck…not that I am actually saying anything – I don’t speak through my fingers idiots…

She’s in a bikini in Jamaica, I don’t find it eventful…but in my defence, I am bored of nothing celebs posting pics of themselves in bikinis. I need more to stimulate my soul…even though the whole point of this site was originally to say just how ridiculous we all are for making these useless cunts “important”…all for being connected into industry, just perpetuating that inner-circle sees success, in a world that they told me was democratic and fair…

TO SEE MORE OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kat Graham

2014

09

Jul

Rita Ora for Roberto Cavalli of the Day

Rita Ora is penetrating the fashion world like she’s let music producers and record labels penetrate her…all in efforts to be the next Rihanna…

Something that could have happened, had Rihanna really fallen off into a world of crazy, but didn’t happen because Rihanna still makes the label a ton of money and they don’t really need to market her stand-in…or shadow…so her shadow..just wonders the VIP events, making friends, showing off tits, and hoping someday something hits and she has those hits she dreams of…

In the meantime, she’s showing off her big tits for Roberto Cavalli…just not quite enough because I can’t see her nipples…

Here’s the video:

Posted in:Rita Ora

2014

09

Jul

Britney Spears Without Autotune of the Day

There is nothing like a little unedited Britney Spears vocal track over her song “Alien”…that she went into record, because she’s not Milli Vanilli people, she does her own vocal track, just not very well..

I can’t imagine the world being shocked that she can’t sing, I mean she hasn’t done anything to prove otherwise in her 150 million records sold….all she’s ever proved is that the music industry is a scam, that anyone can be altered to sound good, and that it’s all marketing the puppet they use to deliver it…

I mean, I Britney isn’t even her own person, she is corporately owned – money making machine…I just find the whole thing sad, because you know she didn’t say “I can sing”…but rather her stage mom beat her into singing because look what she became…a soulless shell of a human…

But her bank account is as fat as her belly due to emotional eating…

TO SEE HER OUT IN PUBLIC CLICK HERE

Posted in:Britney Spears

2014

09

Jul

Rihanna in Some Lingerie in Public of the Day


Rihanna doesn’t even bother getting dressed anymore…she just puts on her silk housecoat like some medicated Valium wife in the 60s and hits whatever restaurant she’s at, because why the fuck bother wearing clothes, she’s already sold her soul and her privacy for a lot of fucking money, might as well make the world feel like some kind of intimate hang out in her bed…which brings up an important point, not enough girls wear lingerie you’re grandmother would wear for your grandfather, or in my case, for American white men paying for sex, out in public…more importantly, where’s her nipples, this is so unlike Rihanna…

CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

09

Jul

The Model Nudity in LUI Magazine’s Summer Issue of the Day

Tomorrow, Lui Magazine releases their summer issue…

For those of you who don’t know, Lui Magazine , is one of those fashion magazines that is pretty much what Playboy used to be, it presents nude models in a “classy” and artistic way, makes ad money, and in turn releases models who would otherwise not show their vaginas, because they work for Victoria’s Secret, showing their vagina…so clearly, they are doing something right…and any excuse to get a girl naked that works is an excuse I like..

Plus, the photographer MARK SEGAL is pretty fucking awesome

This issue features:

Magdalena Frackowiak






Emily Didonato





Sara Sampaio




Lais Riberio





Isabeli Fontana



Karmen Peradu





AND it is amazing – Check Out Lui Magazine

Posted in:Emily DiDonato|Isabeli Fontana|Karmen Peradu|Lais Riberio|LUI|Magdalena Frackowiak|Sara Sampaio

2014

09

Jul

Sad Brazil Fan and Other Videos of the Day

Shoplifters Beating Up the Store Employees Who Caught Them

Whale Capsizes Whale Watching Boat

Russian Intersection Accident Leads to Gun Fight Road Rage

Scooter Driver of the Day

Robber of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

09

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with putting an ad on Craigslist saying that you are willing to give your sperm to any desperate girls who are dying to have babies but can’t find a man…like they were Jennifer Aniston, you know doing a good deed with your criminal act of masturbation – is all the dudes who reach out pretending to be girls desperate to have babies…who just want you to mail them your sperm…to do god know’s what with…I didn’t get that far into the conversation…

The internet is weird and so am I…


Brazil Fan Reactions
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Weird Video of the Day
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Girls in a Bikini
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George RR Martin’s Got a Message to You Game of Thrones Fools
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Kim Kardashian Making Sucking Dick Faces
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Pam Anderson another Divorce…
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FIND COUGARS AND FUCK COUGARS!!
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Some Chick Named Michelle Hayden in a Bikini
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The Chick Who Flashed the Cops her Vag..
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – ALL ON CAM
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Ana Braga’s Got Nipples…On the Beach…
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Stacy Dash Hates Kanye
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Courtney Love Joins Sons of Anarchy as the Truck Stop Hooker
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Videos
and Other Videos of the Day

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

09

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima Celebrating Their Loss Off the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio put on some appropriate shorts to celebrate Brazil’s loss in a conversation that everyone seemed to be annoying me with yesterday…from Nazi jokes, to Nazi Jokes, to Brazilian ass jokes…to all kinds of other emotions that polluted my internet experience, because some asshole decided to turn the internet into some shitty cocktail party you can’t escape, when it used to be a place you used to just go to jerk off at…

I don’t know if I like this because I like broken women, sad they lost…or if I like model asses in shorts, but I guess it doesn’t matter…except maybe to every fucking BRazilian in the world collectively still crying..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio