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2023

07

Feb

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

Living the beach life is probably the way to go. You’d have to be some kind of faggot to choose the snow drifts and cold….even if you hate the sun, have skin cancer because you’re a pale fucking troll who. lives in the basement jerking off to porn all day…because of the bitches in BIKINIS man….seeing a bitch. in a bikini, even an ugly one is fucking INSPIRING. It’s legendary. IT’s living. IT MAKES YOU FEEL FUCKING ALIVE….and it also makes you feel like fucking.

I guess the things to wear to the beach, my swimwear round-up is a good compliment to the tanline thursday post I do, where I celebrate the after effects of swimwear at the beach….not that a bitch needs swimwear or a beach for tanlines, where there is a will there’s a way, but the swimwear helps them stencil the non-tanned portions of the tanline erotica.

All this to say, when asked the important philosophical question of which came first, the swimsuit or the tanline…you’ll know it doesn’t matter so long as half nakedness is involved, we’re good.

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2023

07

Feb

Pianist in Leather Gets Us Amped Up and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Pantsless Yoga Girl

Chiropracter with Leggings

Moto Girl Loading the Truck

Flight Attendant Strip Weirdness

Rubbing the Pussy on the Railing

Lingerie Show

Ass Kicker’s Ass

Posted in:Videos

2023

06

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Motherfuckers I’m back…

Not that I actually went anywhere, besides a place in my head where I didn’t spend 2 hours a day doing this list of fucking links that no one clicks….but I’m back.

I had ONE person reach out, after 20 years of doing this, ONE PERSON has reached out to say “are you giving up on the site, are you going to try something new, where are you going to go”….all because I didn’t post the stepLINKS.

I guess it’s better than NO ONE reaching out to say DON’T GO….DRUNKENSTEPFATHER is life, or their favorite site, it’s not…I get that…dated technology, things die off….but I’m still here for now….with some stepLINKS…that I still fucking HATE Doing…but I did em.,

Cam Girl Crush
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Anastasia Ashley Takes Polar Plunge
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Camilla Cabello’s Bra at the Grammys
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Madison Pettis in Lingerie
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10 Life Hack Items That Actually Work!
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Doja Cat Racy in Variety
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Madison Beer in a Tank Top
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7 Bad Advice Parents Give Kids
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Kylie Jenner Bikinis
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Charlotte McKinney’s See Through Foot Fetish
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Tom Brady’s Thirst Trap
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Alessandra Ambrosio Upskirt!
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Emma Brooks See Through to Nipple
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Biggie’s Air Jordan’s Sell at Auction
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Man’s Best Friend – a Kangaroo
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Rita Ora Performs Live
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Serena Williams Golfs
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Rat Munches Shirt
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Charli XCX Says Grammys Hates Hot Chicks
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Kara Del Toro’s Black Dress
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NFL Player Gets Arrested
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Schwarzenegger In Car Accident
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Why Train Wheels are Shaped the Way They Are
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Patient Under Anesthesia Spouts A Whole Lot Of Nonsense
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Kelly Gale is Hot on Vacation
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Caroline Vreeland Frees the Booty
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Paige Spiranac Hits Balls
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The Underground Gold Wars Of South Africa
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Megan Fox Breaks Wrist and Still Looks Good
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Em Rata Frees the Nipple
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MMA Star Goes Premium
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That 90s Show Got a Season 2
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Cats and Dogs Doing Funny Things
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Christina Aguilera’s Hand Bra
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Maitland Ward Celebrates
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Ciara in Cargo Shorts
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A Whole Lot Of Bad Car Crashes
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What The Cars From 1910 Were Like
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Zendaya Chops the Hair
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Nude Model is a Minimalist
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Riding the Urban Downhill Mountain Bike
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1991 Interview Between Rowan Atkinson And Elton John Is So Funny
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The Process Behind Restoring A 100-Year-Old Animated Film
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Bebe Rexha in Pink on the Red Carpet
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Robot Sets Domino Record
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10 Life Hack Items That Actually Work!
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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All the Grammy Pics of Sluts!
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Emma Brooks Nipple
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Madison Beer in a Dress
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Olivia Dunne Does Gymnastics
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Megan Fox in a Slutty Dress
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Kate Beckinsale’s Big Jacket
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Caylee Cowan Not Showing Off her Tits Enough
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Beyonce’s Fat Ass in a Tight Dress
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FLorence Pugh in a Wild Hat
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Rita Ora in an Underwear Outfit
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Olivia Wilde in Leggings
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Taylor Momsen in a Skirt
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Kate Hudson Cleavage
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Ashley Benson Cleavage
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All the Grammy Pics of Sluts!
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Slo Motion Big Tits
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Impressive Toy Skills
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The Dangers of Addiction
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Baby Got Back
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Tight Fucking Dress
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Hot Amateur Body Show
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Creamy Titty Time
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Hot Bodied Babe
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TITS ON A STICK
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Masturbating in Church
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23 People Having a Shit Day
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Porn Chick Chanell Heart’s Nudes
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Dildo Fucking with a Vibe
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PILLOW HUMPING PAWG
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COWGIRL ACTION
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Mental Fucking Mondays
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Indica Flower’s Big Tits
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Dildo Riding GIrl in Lingerie
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Hottie Quickie In the Bathroom
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Long Thin Toy
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Masturbating By the Pool
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Fishnet Toy Fucker
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Big Explosion
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Double the Hole Filled
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2023

06

Feb

Stella Hudgens Ass Twerk of the Day

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It’s always entertaining to see where these girls go with their “exclusive” porn content. Like there was a time when Vanessa Hudgen’s High School Musical Disney Princess sister Stella was just a set of bigger tits that were carted around by her sister….

She was the creature all the creepers got excited about “woah look at the hot sister” and you’d never think with her sister supporting the family and with the hand outs she got as a sister, which is enough to build a personal brand off of, that she’d say “I’ll monetize my tits”.

It seems so low level, so desperate, something that normies do to try to get to Stella Hudgens’ level of relevance thanks to her sister, since we can’t all have Disney Princess sisters….and I guess that’s the whole fucking hook, the whole marketing pitch, the whole reason it works.

She doesn’t need to be a naked on the internet selling her body, she chooses it…maybe cuz she’s horny, maybe cuz she likes money and can’t make it as easy as the sister, maybe it’s just easier than working. I don’t have the answers.

I just know that she’s gone from handbra to ass twerking and DILDO FUCKS are basically around the corner…..LEGENDARY…..

The whorification of AMERICA for money, all these bitches have a price and I always knew that, you probably always knew that, BUT they didn’t know it….and that’s what makes it even funnier.

If you asked Stella to show you her tits a few years ago…NEVER…now that shit’s all over the internet, I see it not even LOOKING for it…so I guess it’s made her matter more than she ever did, which was never enough.

LIVING the pornification DREAM.
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2023

06

Feb

Milf Monday of the Day

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MOM – WHAT’S FOR DINNER

MOM – CAN I BORROW 100 DOLLARS FOR LUNCH

MOM – DID YOU DO MY LAUNDRY

MOM – CAN YOU HELP ME WITH MY HOMEWORK

MOM- CAN YOU TEACH ME IMPORTANT LIFE LESSONS AND SEND ME POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT IN MY LIFE DECISIONS.

MOM – WHY ARE YOU NAKED ON THE INTERNET?

MOM – DOES DAD KNOW?

MOM – DID DAD PUT YOU UP TO THIS?

MOM – IS DAD A CUCKOLD WHO MAKES YOU FUCK BIGGER DICKS THAN HIS TO STRETCH YOU OUT SO THAT YOUR COCK SHAMING FEELS MORE AUTHENTIC….

MOM – WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FUCKING PERVERT, TO THINK I WAS SCARED YOU’D FIND MY NUDIE MAGS, ONLY TO REALIZE YOU’RE DOING YOUR BEST RENDITION OF PRODUCING PORN…..

MOM – YOU REALIZE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PROGRAM THE VCR YET HERE YOU ARE UPLOADING YOUR SMUT FOR ALL MY FRIENDS TO JACK OFF TO

MOM – I CAN I BORROW 100 DOLLARS FOR HARD DRUGS TO USE AS THERAPY TO NUMB MYSELF FROM REALIZING MY MOM’S A FUCKING WHORE.

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2023

06

Feb

Tinashe Swimsuit Titties of the Day

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One of my most recent life regrets was putting on the Grammys while drunk and too lazy to get up to find the remote to change the shit…because it was terrible…award shows are for faggots…

The only thing it really did was bring a bunch of old rappers out of their mansions to perform a medley that didn’t feature any white rappers, since the Grammys are racist, but that also reminded some of us how fucking old we are…..while also reminding us that the new rappers or new music is dog shit compared to the old music…since the old music required some level of talent to climb the ranks…while the new music just needs some social media marketing skills that allows them to go viral with their fake it til their make it dog shit music their computer made for them.

I always knew that new music was shit, but it was never so obviously drawn out in front of me just how the new sucks compared to the old….this generation is doomed.

I don’t know if Tinashe is a singer, dancer, rapper, actor, I guess it doesn’t matter, she does have tits in a slutty swimsuit though, which obviously matters….it may just be the only thing that DOES matter in this era of shitty content everywhere we turn!

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2023

06

Feb

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I wonder about these medical workers who get naked on the internet at their jobs instead of working as medical workers.

I guess we’re a medical worker obsessed culture so it’s a fetish….

From wanting our daughters to marry doctors, so we make them become nurses to get into the lions den and seduce prober, not that I have a daughter and if I did, I probably wouldn’t care if she married a doctor, I’d be more interested if she married something less nerdy and more fun, like a drug dealer or gambler who wins enough to have a private jet since doctors are lame as shit….which is probably why these medical workers, in their gross scrubs are like “let me get naked on the job to get attention from non-doctors who just like the idea of bad girls working serious jobs”….which when done right makes more than doctors do.

It’s all pretty confusing, but pretty basic…medical work is real work, real work sucks when you can use real work as a hook to do sex work and make exponentially more money while getting turned on in the process…..

I mean, who really wants to be poking prodding and hanging with sick people….getting naked on the internet is the WAY out….weird fetish though….unless you had childhood cancer when you were coming of age, giving you a nurse fetish for life, I don’t really get it….I want nothing to do with death and disease, at least not sexually.

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

06

Feb

Lea Michele Cum Face Of the Day

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No, this isn’t the dude Dylan from “Day 1 – 365 of being a Girl TikTok”…this is Superstar Lea Michele….with a wad of creepy cum on her forehead that may be from her own penis….but it could be a wad of snot from that BIG ass nose.

Lea Michele has been a pretty terrifying talent since she first came to our attention via GLEE.

I always thought that she was better suited to die off than the cast members who did die off, but I guess giving your opinion on who you’d rather see die from a TV show that is arguably responsible for the WOKE movement, thanks to using all the disenfranchised, impeded, broken down, fat, colored, downs syndrome, they could find as cast members….INCLUDING Lea Michele, who I assumed was born a dude and raised a chick due to the potential opportunities ugly chicks have in TV when they can sing versus the lesser opportunities ugly dudes have even when they can sing. It’s strategic.

Anyway, she still exists, she’s had surgeries, just not feminizing surgeries…but that big ass nose is still exploding on her head, unless that’s just from her cock. Either way, disturbing!

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2023

06

Feb

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I am pretty old and I’ve never been with a lactating chick. I took a less traditional life which despite being miserably married, which I guess is the foundation of traditional life, I got in when she was already too fat to breed, hysterectomy from the HPV Cancers, OLD as shit with grown daughters, so them titties had DRIED the fuck up….and before her, no one I fucked was willing to breed with me and after her impotency.

So yeah, I’ve never been with a lactating chick, I’ve seen them in public, I mean even a few days ago I got caught staring a huge fucking tit pulled out and feeding, since it was a huge fucking tit but that was the extend of sexualizing the natural purpose of the tit.

I figure husbands got excited by the milk filled tits, cuz it gave their wive’s they knocked up a new set of knockers…nourishing knockers to feel like it was all worth knocking them up in the first place….but I’ve never been that sad of a person who relies on things like milk filled tits to get hard for my wife….I would just use the power of pretending she wasn’t disgusting to look at.

Seeing these girls going out there and producing lactation erotica around their tits is just on another level of we’re a perverted society monetizing content on the internet in weird ways since the milk tit should be only appealing to babies for food and husbands for new tits to play with after selling out….not the average internet loser….

Maybe we’re just that sad and lonely that a mom lactating is hot because it’s so foreign to our incel lives….MY FLESHLIGHT CAN’T DO THAT….THEREFORE IT IS HOT.

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Posted in:Lactating

2023

06

Feb

Chick Fight in Flight of the Day

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Chicks fighting is always highly erotic!

Here’s a video of some chicks can fly at least on a plane from El Salvador to Brazil where they turn the experience into a brawl.

Apparently, 15 chicks went at it before the Flight Waitresses, who are generally fucking useless, tried to break it up, and with any solid cat fight, tits were pulled out and bodies were shows….reminding us all that the hispanic woman is a special breed of fiery and crazy….which generally makes the fuck fuck better.

It’s just too bad it wasn’t shot better, or that I couldn’t see a little more cunt…but I’ll take it since Chick Fights can be erotic…

Below is a video of some other chicks fighting on land, not quite as erotic but it made me laugh because of the solid diabetes finishing move.