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2014

10

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

You know what, I’ve learned to love and respect the fat girls and the old ladies and the women I would otherwise never masturbate to, but who happen to be the only ones who like me on TINDER…

In the past, I would troll are sext and the nudes they send me, but now I just embrace them and think, wow these women are just horny and way nicer than bitchy hot chicks…

I think I’ve grown to understand why guys end up with fat chicks and ugly chicks and old chicks..

They are just easier to deal with, and according to my research, really into masturbating a lot…

Here are some links…

15 Asshole Pets
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Start Today with Thigh Gaps!
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Hot Chicks Playing Soccer
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Halle Berry Pays 16,000 a Month in Child Support
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Drunk Jessica Simpson is the BEst
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Apparently – OJ’s Son Killed Nicole –
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Family Feud Gone Nuts
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Lena Dunham Performs with SIA
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Car Wast Stun is FUnny
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FEMEN SUCKING PUTIN DILDOS
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I once tipped a cam girl so much she got pregnant and now we live happily ever after in the suburbs….
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Kelly Brook Instagram Cleavage!
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A Bunch of Goofy Girls!
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Brad Pitt’s Homemade Brangelina Shirt
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Intense Spiderman Statue
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Growth of a Strawberry!
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Side Boob of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

09

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Girls have it so easy..they always get what they want and even the fattest of chicks can monetize sex…

The only thing I’ve ever got from sex was herpes, a few headaches, and even beat the fuck up by her husband…but never money or

Here are some stepLINKS…

Today in Huge Fucking Tits!
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Doogie Howser Dry Humps Orlando Bloom’s Face
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Charli Xcx Flashes her Panties
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Top 10 Celebs Fronting
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Some Babe Named Chloe Sims in a Bikini
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Jay Z’s Side Piece in a Bikini
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12 Reasons Why Getting in Shape for the Summer is a Bad Idea
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A Lot of Reasons Why Working Out for the Summer is a Good IDea
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WWE Style FIght Broke Out and it’s Funny
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Emily Ratajkowski T GO

Abigail Clancy – Amazing in a Bikini in Hawaii
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Tracy Morgan’s Killer has Twitter and he Tweeted Dumb Shit
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Rachel McAdams and Jake Gyllenhaal Get their FUck ON
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10 Best Orange is the Ne Black Moments So Far
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Different Ways to Recycle a Coke Bottle
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Car Selfies!
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Drop Dead Fred – Has Dropped Dead
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Joanna Krupa Amazing in a Bikini in Miami
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Eva Green is Creepy
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Vintage Movie Nudity
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J.Lo in Concert is Pretty Funny
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Herd of Goats
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Eliza Gonzalez is Hot as Fuck
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Audi Welcomes Back Porsche
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Jurassic Park Actor Gets Arrested for Rape….
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Lightning Strikes Moving Pick-Up Truck
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A Bunch of Pics of miss USA
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Miley Cyrus Concert Pics
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Some Chick named Paloma in a See Through Dress
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Kelly Brook in Lingerie for Some Shitty Magazine
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Katy Perry Hard Nipples
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Remember Melanie Iglesias…
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Andie Macdowell has Slutty Daughters
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AnnaLynne McCOrd’s Hard Nipples
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Sofia Vergara Wants to Make Babies Inside Her
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Nic Cage Everywhere!
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GoPro Urban Downhill
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Rita Ora has Great Tits
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Nicki Minaj is SLutty on a Motorbike
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Coed Topless Pulp fiction Appreciation Hipster Party in the park with tits…
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Tandem Sky Divers have a Disagreement
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Drunk Jessica Simpson is Amazing
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Maria Sharapova is a Winner
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Mexican Wrestler Eats It
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Vanessa Hudgens Hides her Face
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The Best Big Titty Neknominating Ever
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More Pics of Jay Z’s Side Bitch
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Aubrey O’Day is Hot in Concert
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Some Soccer Trick Shots for the World Cup
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15 Reasons why VEEP Character Selina Meyer Would Make a Good President
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Chelsea Handler and Sandra Bullock are BFF
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Girls in Sports Bras!
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Sting Claps Amazing
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How About a Bunch of Tan Lines
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Skid Row’s Phil Varone is a Swinger and Here’s his new Movie!
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Street Performer Loses Bladder Control…
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Find Cougar’s To Fuck
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Some Girls Shave
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Is This a Medical Procedure?
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Bikini Of the Day
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Greek Slut in a Bikini
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Classy Public Piss of the Day
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Beach Day!
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Skid Row’s Phil Varone is a Swinger and Here’s his new Movie!
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Amazing Naked Girl of the Day
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Support The Coolest Sex Toy Ever!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

09

Jun

Izabel Goulart for LUI Magazine of the Day

LUI MAGAZINE has it all figured out. They are a French Magazine, so they like tits, and nudity and they are seriously dialled the fuck in, because they get top models totally naked for top photographers they’ve already done:

Magdelena Frackowiak / RIHANAN /GISELE / KATE MOSS / ANJA RUBIK / MAGLOSIA BELA / SAHARA RAY / MAGGIE DURAN / JOSEPHINE SKRIVER / EDITA VILKECIUTE / CLEMENCE POSEY / MALGOSIA BELA / ISABELI FONTANA / FIND OUT MORE AT LUI MAGAZINE

And now they’ve gone and got instagram fitness icon who you may remember from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show…Izabel or Iza to her friends Goulart and made her hard body, and hard face look really fucking nice…and half naked…and that ass…holy shit that ass…I am in love with all the product of all the squats I’ve been watching her do over the course of her instagram career…I feel like I’ve been there for the ride as some kind of mentor or coach…who had zero involvement in any of this…I just stared…and will continue to stare…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

09

Jun

Celeb Tricks and Their Instagram Bikini Pics Round-Up of the Day

Katy Perry Showed off a fat girl bikini, because despite her abs, her lower body is a fucking disaster…while Beyonce Nipples and Ass for TUMBLR which is close enough to instagram to me, another corporate owned produce used to steal your identity and make billions…paying Beyonce to post erotica to help make their product more relevant…hard nipples and all…which Beyonce likes because she’s on a mission to be hotter than Rihanna…even though she never will be….


Chanel Westcoast Does Instagram Bikini Pics Well because I like looking at anus as closely as I can on instagram, you know get that bikini just to the anal edge…since the asshole is the gateway to a girls soul…

Christina Milian Shows Her Pubic Bone because despite being a mom, she thinks you want to know she waxes, or had laser, or doesn’t rock the hipster bush…



Rumer WIllis’ New Face in a Bikini because when your mom spends millions on Plastic surgery to look better at 100 than when she was just starting out and ugly…you know the steps needed to become good enough to jerk off to…


Selena Gomez Bikini for Instagram and it was boring and pudgy faced thanks to LUPUS

Posted in:Instagram

2014

09

Jun

Rachel Bilson Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day

In case you were wondering…Rachel Bilson is still pregnant.

No late term abortions, miscarriages, or accidental falls down the stairs by her husband Luke Skywalker, because knocking her up has been his plan since the 90s, he just finally trapped her into it properly….

She’s also pushing the limit of appropriate bikini behavior, because we all know when a girl in pregnant, bikinis aren’t really anything anyone who doesn’t have a ready to drop fetish want to see…

But when it comes to first pregnancies, where vagina is still intact, there is a little more grey area on when it’s decent or not…and if you’re a Bilson fan, despite her not really doing much the last decade, you either really hate that her ride is over, or love seeing her life happen before your creepy fucking eyes…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2014

09

Jun

Lily Allen TOpless in 2010 of the DAy

I wasn’t a fan of Lily Allen in 2010 when these pictures were taken, and I am sure as hell not a fan of her 4 years and 3 kids later….

She annoyed me then with her bullshit pop career that wasn’t one of talent, but rather one with the right connections, all quirky and bullshit that made me want to rip my ears out every time I heard her garbage…

She annoys me now that she’s mocking Miley and other popstars who are at the pop star age, despite being in her 30s, and too old to really be doing this high school caliber nonsense, even if it makes her money…it’s silly and not of any value, other than that it allows her to twerk on stage with more of a reason than just wanting to twerk on stage – you know she does it cuz she is making fun of it…obviously…

So seeing her tits in 2010 or now, makes no difference to me…but tits are tits and tits are worth looking at…so here are her tits…TITS!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lily Allen

2014

09

Jun

Lupita Nyong’o in a Bikini of the DAy

You may remember Lupita Nyong’o as the pretty much a brand new star who came out of nowhere, not that Africa is no where, it is actually where civilization began, but in terms of Hollywood, she was a nobody, won an Oscar and is now making money, getting jobs, is a n it girl and is in Hawaii getting paparazzi-ed…

And she’s being pretty funny about it – this was her caption to the above pic:


The paparazzi: They got me good!!! #FirstPapStakeout #ZoomLensesSuitableForHorrorFilms

She pulled a First World Problems hashtag, while being from the third world, making the whole thing that much funnier, even though her life in Africa was probably far more luxurious than any middle of America trailer park your racist ass is from…not that I know anything about that, I live in my own third world hell, but I’m not racist, because I stare at black people in bikinis as much as I stare at white people in bikinis, even though statistically more white people go to the beach, since black people don’t swim…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lupita Nyong'o

2014

09

Jun

Emily Ratajkoski and the Guys Choice Awards Happened of the Day

Emily Ratajkoski brought her overrated bird face and big tits to the Guy’s Choice Awards, which are basically some bullshit marketing stunt to generate revenue for whoever the fuck puts them on, and that celebrate nonsense for no reason other than that the person was able to attend the event or more importantly, their tits get hits and having them part of their bullshit is good for business…and in Emrata’s case, any media coverage is good for her, since she’s faded into obscurity, her internet fame still in existent but hardly as relevant as she was this time last year…let’s hope she made millions so she can ride those 5 minutes for the rest of her life, or maybe we should hope she made nothing so that she turns to porn.

I don’t hate her or her fake everything, I just don’t think she’s a good person, but rather an entitled cunt who was given all her dreams and forgets people along the way, because cunts feel as though they deserve any and all fame they may get…

The whole thing is silly, but not as silly as the guy’s choice awards….as a concept and I’m sure as a show to watch on TV…a total waste of time…and remember watching anything called “guy choice” makes you a gay…


There were other hookers there…so TO SEE ALL THE GUY’S CHOICE AWARDS PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|Events

2014

09

Jun

Offensive Picture of the DAy

Today’s offensive as fuck picture of the day is brought to you by Snooki and her decision to show up her mom of 12 because she’s a rat who is always fucking pregnant…in a bikini…something that is only amazing because she’s not as fat as she was on the show, despite having something growing inside her vagina…a vagina that should be cordoned off as a terrorist threat far greater than the 5 released from GITMO the other day…I’m talking a toxic waste dump that should have been left in the dirty used condom filled sand…of Jersey…or maybe she woulda been better off being left in a used condom back in whatever country she was adopted from…

I mean, I really shouldn’t hate her as much as I do…she’s pretty much had her few years of ridiculousness, you know there’s not much left in her…but seeing this pic…brought up repressed memories…like a rape victim who sees a penis for the first time…after the rape…only far far worse.

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

09

Jun

Heron Preston with Some Tits for Terry Richardson of the Day

Heron Preston is a street wear designer…his brand is called Been Trill and all the cool kids are wearing it, cool kinds like Kanye West…who I think bankrolled the whole thing…

I guess he’s made millions of dollars off the shit and now Terry Richardson is taking interest in him and shooting him in what seems to be soft core porn, really shitty soft core porn, up on some interracial and real tits that aren’t that great kick..

And I’m posting it…not because I wear Been Trill or really care about the brand or the hip hop suburban white person fashion scene. It’s all bullshit lies that people buy into because they have nothing else going on…

I just notice when Terry shoots tits, and I post them…no matter what those tits may be…or who those tits are being licked by, or owned by….

So is Heron Preston important, in his world, probably, but not quite important enough to bring major babes to his shoot with him…because I know if I was a millionaire in fashion, my entourage…would be a little hotter than what I’m seeing her…but I’ll post it anyway.

Posted in:Heron Preston