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2014

26

May

AnnaLynne McCord Topless in Scorned of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord is making serious career moves…and that’s doing some straight to DVD nudity for what must be a couple thousand bucks and possibly an IMDB credit…all in hopes to stay relevant enough to get cast in some shit, even though when she was on 90210 the Next Generation, she wasn’t relevant enough to get cast in some shit, since she was working the paparazzi like she was a low level reality star, up on some Courtney Stodden shit, only less graceful…and more desperate…

My theory on this one, is that she’s a Texan from a small town, who everyone told was pretty when working the diner, so she got on a bus and went to Los Angeles where she got cast for some shit, because her rent and expenses were paid for by her rich dad, and once that happened, she was never going to go back home defeated, so instead she does shit like this…and as long as there are tits, I’m into it…I am just more into sex tapes for relevance…

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2014

26

May

Instagram Model GIGI Paris Photoshoot of the Day

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Her name is Gigi Paris. She’s an LA instagram model, because these LA instagram models are making serious moves..

They are getting followers, they are working with big photographers, they are running instagram hard, and they are taking pics for brands for free, like some kind of street team that make brands realize they don’t have to pay bitches to figure-head or spokesmodel their shit, since so many rich kids want the model life, or the model stamp of approval…

They aren’t as tall as the paid models, they aren’t as hot as the paid models, but they have more eagerness and drive and are on DIY hustle…that seems to be working…if being an instagram model who doesn’t get paid, except in “LIKES” is considered working…

I don’t hate this bitch, she’s part of the new social media stardom…the Tila Tequila of her generation…like all her friends…and I’ll stare at all her free shoots she does for bikini companies like it matters…because it is still a girl in a bikini…or in this case flashing her ass…

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2014

26

May

Us Weekly The Body Issue of the Day

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Here are a whole bunch of shitty pics of….Heidi Klum, Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba, Beyonce, Angie Harmon, Katharine McPhee, Sofia Vergara, Emilia Clarke, Iggy Azalea, Ashley Benson, Lea Michele, Brooklyn Decker, Maria Menounos, Jillian Michaels, Lauren Cohan, Edy Ganem, Roselyn Sanchez or at least a few of them…because I can’t be bothered cross referencing the list of idiots with the pics I actually stole…

The reality of all these low level publications that talk to trailer park housewives is that they are pretty much controlled by the publicists, so anyone in these pics are people being pushed hard by their team and not actually people with bodies that need to be celebrated

Not to mention, if you are going to celebrate a fucking body, you should include spread labia, or asshole, since the asshole is the gateway to a women’s soul…

Posted in:Photos

2014

26

May

Gisele’s Yoga Porn of the Day

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Gisele posted this picture of some dude kicking her in the cunt, that was captured at the perfect moment, about a week ago..

I only saw it now, because I hardly care about transgendered models and the beard they provide for prop athletes…especially not after they’ve had a couple kids and just sold their house for 400 million dollars or some shit…They have won at life…and I can’t be bothered…

But I can be bothered with Yoga Porn, because like fitness porn. it involves girls in skimpy clothing in poses that are ridiculously pornographic, if you look at it from the right perspective, and that is from a place of wanting to stick your dick in it, rather than one of judging whether her technique is right or not…

Posted in:Gisele

2014

26

May

Iggy Azalea Thick Bitch in Concert of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is some Australian manufactured lie…but she’s managed to get insanely popular….

She claims that she was some down on her luck stripper, yet she moved to America, got a Work Visa, and is now living the American dream, while most strippers are doing what strippers do…stripping…and not on stage for a record label, but in their shitty hometown for some fat virgin pervert who takes a liking for a fat ass white girl…because it reminds them of that time they fucked a kangaroo in the outback on a crocodile hunting vacation…

She’s making dumb songs that I guess are insanely popular…because they speak to the now generation….she’s got a thick ass which also speaks to the now generation since young girls are all about the thickness…and I guess it’s working for her because here she is in concert in shorts

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2014

26

May

Iza Goulart Fitness Porn of the Day

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I feel like I’ve seen this fitness porn scene starring Iza Goulart in action before.

But I never get tired of her doing whatever the fuck this sex move pretending to be fitness for the sake of people on instagram to masturbate, all while inspiring her women fans to practice doing what she does to get the body she has so that guys actually want to fuck them….

There’s a fine line between what is internet porn and erotica…and what is porn and erotic, because I find this sexier than throat fucking videos, yet throat fucking videos aren’t allowed on instagram, but fitness is…not that I care, as long as these bitches are producing the shit so that I don’t have to join a gym and get arrested like the high level pervert that I am…

Posted in:Iza Goulart

2014

26

May

Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Pic of the Day

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It’s safe to say that this is the best picture I’ve seen of Michelle Rodriguez, Lesbian, pretty much in the history of Michelle Rodriguez because it reminds of of some kind of Lesbian Mermaid, doing a dolphin dive, showing the world where girls stick their noses while she’s not wearing the strap on she uses to be the man that she is…

If you read this site you will know this is one of her old tricks…andShe was a Monkey in a Bikini in Cannes…

In 2007:
HERE

In 2011:
HERE bonus MEME and in HERE

IN 2012:
HERE

All uneventful, all lesbianic…yet half naked, even though lesbians are historically designed to wear snowsuits…

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2014

26

May

The Behati Prinsloo Sizzle Reel of the Day

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Behati Prinsloo doesn’t exist to me, not because I’ve never met her or any of the other famous hookers I would fuck, but prefer to hate on the site, because I don’t think they deserve the praise or money they get…you know like I was that Elliott Rodgers loser, only I actually get laid…because there’s always a willing bitch when you have no standards…

I just see hotter girls than these models all the time, who don’t have the same ego, or entitlement, who aren’t living the life and who aren’t egotistical snobs who have been given everything they ever wanted with little to no work…

Behati Prinsloo doesn’t exist to me because Adam Levine cums in her…and she allows it..like it’s not a rape situation, but rather a retirement plan, child support situation and I don’t care how big his dick or wallet is…his music is enough reason for him to die alone, shunned by society for being the fucking worst…

Here’s some sizzle reel I guess one of her fans made…weird.

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo

2014

26

May

The Isla Vista Murderer Edit and Other Videos of the Day

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16 year old goes nuts when she finds out her mom banged her friend….

The trucker who hates bicycles…so bad he god arrested…

Penis Plants….

Politician Sneaks a Bomb into the Buildinf

Cop Stealing….

Some Femen Protestor….

Wosrt Neighbor Ever…

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Pug Vs Baby Goat…

Poorly Planned Bike Show….

Posted in:Videos

2014

26

May

Morning Hangover of the Day

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The highlight of my Memorial Day weekend was seeing a crackwhore wearing the same outfit she offered me a blow job for 5 dollars in, the night before, digging through the trash wearing the same dress as the night before..only to pull out a napkin, that she pulled up her skirt and wiped her vagina with….in the middle of the fucking street…only to throw the napkin out…

I gagged for the first time in a long time. I found my breaking point….which was horrible and nice at the same time as I was convinced I was desensitized…

Happy Memorial Day Americans…

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