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2014

19

May

Brooke Burke Chavet Fitness of the Day

Brooke Burke Chavet has gone from bikini wearing host of Wild On…to fitness mom with a lifestyle brand other moms who I guess used to watch Wild On, back when they were party sluts, with dreams of being the next Tara Reid, on some perpetual spring break, before turning 25, getting knocked up and fat, with memories of all the gang bangs that happened, before they traded in the bikini for the suburban home…and apparently they go to Brooke Burke, the hustler who turned being a cheesy raging party slut with fake tits and a hot body, into a lifestyle brand thanks to the tabloids, dancing with the stars, and what some would call bottom feeding, but what her bank account calls genius…

I am no a fan of party girls, or people who get paid to pretend to be party girls, pulling their life together and figuring it all out, I prefer them being at dive bars, drinking their sorrows, remembering the glory days, not by choice, but because of the infected herpes scab….

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Posted in:Brooke Burke Chavet

2014

19

May

Jennette McCurdy Working Instagram in a Bikini of the Day

Jennette McCurdy is not hot.

I don’t care how many bikini or lingerie stunts she does. I don’t care how big her bra cup size is. I don’t care how many creepy dads jerk off to her because they are forced to watch her stupid show thanks to their kids….and Americans love Jailbait, or the girls who play Jailbait…because it’s illegal and the second you put rules around anything, it makes creepers want it more…

She’s working it hard, for instagram, for the paparazzi, for anyone who will notice, it’s just too bad she’s got a mangled handicap lookin’ face…

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Posted in:Jennette McCurdy

2014

19

May

Jenner Sisters On the Right Path and the Billboard Awards of the Day

Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner got dressed up all fancy because that’s how their mom raised them…grab attention, make people notice, be underage hookers, because when you turn 18, you can release a sex tape…a lot like the porno mom I once met on set, who brought her older daughter to shoot a scene with her 17 year old, only to shop her around to get the best price on her 18th birthday anal scene…it was weird, but no different than all these other stage moms.

I am sure both these girls have been boning since they were 12…probably even by their brother, who I’ve heard bangs their friends, despite being 30, but last night, they were at the Billboard Music Awards.

The Billboard Awards…that remind me how garbage the music industry is. I wonder if anyone else realizes that this is just some corporate planned bar mitzvah type party, with zero to no artistic integrity, or spark and awe that would make anyone want to be in the industry. Instead it looks like a shitty cash grab, that is boring and fuck, for pop artists who are pretty much just dancing monkey’s and puppets…

I don’t know…it’s pretty bad…I blame napster…here are some pics…

HEre’s Kendall Doing the Family Pose:

Here’s Kylie being 16…and Awkward

Here is the Billboard Fake Tit Round-Up…not all the tits are fake…but the bitches wearing them are….

Kesha…..

Kelly Rowland

Lucy Hale

Sarah Hyland Clown Face….

Christine Teigen – Pug Faced and Fat…Always where her Wallet Goes…

Miranda Lambert and Some Country Titties

Shakira – Poo Face

Lorde has Come to Eat Your Soul…Because She’s So Dark and Hipster with her Tens of Millions of Dollars and her Home with a Pool

Oh and Ricky Martin was There….

This Charli XCX is the Future

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Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kylie Jenner

2014

19

May

Coco Austin Ass in a Bikini and Topless Striptease of the Day

Coco Austin has an interesting story. She started off as a stripper, met a famous rapper, pretended she wasn’t a stripper, despite her body being one of a stripper, and really her behavior one of a stripper, who managed to crawl out of the strip club, to live a life of luxury as a rapper’s wife…and the reality is, she’s really not offensive about it. It’s like her butt pics and overall message isn’t negative, it isn’t crying for attention, she’s just a girl posing and people are down to stare, because in a lot of ways, she’s just a modern clown about the shit…and when it comes to half naked pics, it’s really hard to make me hate a bitch….it’s the ones who don’t get naked who I can’t stand…

Well, it looks like her career has come full circle. This time, her stripping is for some high paid Vegas show where she showcases her Fat Pussy, Ass and Tits…and I think it’s pretty nice to see a girl with a dream, finally making it…because it really could have gone either way for her, she could have ended up dead in a hotel room like so many other strippers..

Here are some pics of her topless performance…

Posted in:Coco Austin

2014

19

May

Izabel Goulart Fitness Video of the Day

All I see here is fitness…Nothing Erotic…just a girl putting out a fitness tip with equipment none of us have available to us…to showcase exactly how to get that ripped, bikini model body…I mean looking this doesn’t look like she’s simulating sex, or about to start touching herself in a way you hear all her juicy goodness at all..this is strictly about health and fitness, not slutiness that gets her more followers…and whatever it is, makes me want to join a gym, but I’m too lazy to get off the couch…so I’ll just follow this instagram…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

19

May

Amazing Crackwhore and Other Videos of the Day

HEre’s a dude losing his shit…

Guy tells cops to “Tase Him if They Want”…

Here’s two people trying rob the same drunk guy…

Man Steals Wallen from a Guy Having a Heart Attack and Uses Money to Buy a round of Drinks…

This is some epic white trash stunts…15 Year Old Drop Kicks 8 Year old in a Helmet while the parents watch…wtf

Big Fucking Student Beating Up His Old Lady Teacher…Because Kids are Raised Proper…

We’re all fucking doomed…

Posted in:Videos

2014

19

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I wish more girls were as into showing their vaginas as they are in showing their outfits off and asking whether they look fat. It’s like girls send me dress options over text messages to help them decide what to wear to a club, but only a select few send me pussy pics saying “does my asshole look fat with this dildo in it”…and that’s how you determine which ones are the keepers…

Here are some morning LINKS…

Girls Taking Selfies!
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Cameron Diaz is with one of the Good Charlotte Sisters
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Maite Perroni Hot in GQ
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Hide your kids – Michael Jackson is Alive
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Peyton Manning’s Commencement Speech was Good
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12 Dogs That Should Hand in Their dog Card…
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Perfume Expert Reviews Body Sprays
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This Guy Can Jump…
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Jack Nicholson’s Snubbing Kids…
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!! She Alredy Is…
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Dave Navarro Got Head While A-Rod Watched
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The Best Celebrity Prom Photos
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Godzilla’s 10 Most Embarrassing Moments
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Girls Take this Celeb Survey
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10 Sports People Who Had a Worse Week Than You
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Girls in Mesh!
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Pam Anderson was Raped When she Was 12
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Dancing Ambulance Driver
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

16

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m still in Florida…

Let’s revisit this…beach video…

Because all I’ve been seeing on the beach in crackhead hookers washing out their vaginas…after I’ve given them crabs..the seafood kind…I’m classy like that…

If you want to meet up and experience it…let me know…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Pat Yourself on the Back Amanda Bynes
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Two GIrls Cuddling Each Other
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Mariah Carey Lip Syncer
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Porn Chick on the BEach
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Hilary Duff Got an Ass
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Very Fucking Weird Name for a Boat
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SLUT of the DAy
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Elizabeth Hurley Old Green Dress
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Amanda Seyfried’s Big Cleavage…
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10 Drunk People who Can’t Handle a Good Man…
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TOday in Charlize Theron
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Eve Wrywal Unkown Photoshoot
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Bubble Football…
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Rihanna Nips
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Bambi Went Straight for the Boob
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Blake Lively’s Dress is Too Long
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Natasha Barn-yard in Lingerie
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Miranda Kerr at Some Bullshit Event
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Truck Smashes Into Overpass
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hot in Public
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Michelle Bass Bikini Candids
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Godzilla’s 10 Most Embarrassing Moments
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Bar Paly in Blazer Magazine
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Hilary Duff in Short Shorts
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Cosmos Jam!
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Elizabeth Banks Hot in Walk of Shame
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Someone Explains What Gluten Is…
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Playmate of the Year
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Coco Topless Hustle….
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Micaela Schafer See Through
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Chyna in some Throwback Nude Pics
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Kelly McGillis from Witness
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Rita Ora’s Pussy is Probably Not as Tight as These Pants
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I want to fuck Rumer WIllis
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Coke and Mentos Fail
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Aaron Hernandez Murders Everyone
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Johnny Depp Kisses Amber HEard’s Teeth…
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Multi Tasker of the Year
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Hilary Duff Tight Pants…
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So Many Bitches Out for Barbara Walters…
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Kendall Jenner Side Boob
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This Idaho Governor Debate is Hilarious
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Tits Flashed in Public
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Smooth Masturbator
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I’m Not Supposed to Post Videos Like This But They Are So Funny
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Cop Fail of the Day
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Lesbians!
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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Teen Dancing
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Porn Bachelorette Party Goes Crazy
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Cam Girl With Big Tits!
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

16

May

Babes on State Bicycles of the Day

Summer is coming…or in a lot of places it is already here…and nothing says summer like bikes, but more importantly, like babes on bikes…and nothing says bikes like State Bicycle Company .

I don’t always get turned on by nice padded seats, or handlebars, or an amazing designed bike, I’m lazy and the last time I was on a bike was in the 90s, but that doesn’t mean I don’t watch girls on bikes every time they ride by me….

It’s one of my many fetishes…

Their hair in the wind, panties or bikini bottoms all rubbing up against the seat, and the nicer the bike they are on, the cooler I assume the girl is…You know, like she just takes it seriously and is into the Bicycle lifestyle, making her all around cool as fuck…appreciating her freedom, without needing a baller in a Bentley to cart her gold digging ass around…the right kind of low maintenance that can still involve babes you want to go on magical adventures with, and by magical adventures I mean steal the seat when she’s left her bike unattended, because otherwise she’d find you weird….

Here are a bunch of pictures I’ve pulled up of girls on State Bicycles…to ring in the summer this weekend…

Enjoy…Alysha Nett…but remember it’s all about the bikes…


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See more at STATE BICYCLE COMPANY

They are the best quality of the bike for $429 + Free Shipping. All of models are limited edition and they are offering a discount for DrunkenStepfather.com Readers

Use code: stepfather14
expires 6/1/2014
CLICK HERE

Posted in:State Bicycles

2014

16

May

Rihanna’s Grabbing Her Braless Hard Nipple of the Day


Rihanna was at the Clippers game, in a white tank top with no bra, wearing a pink wig, because that’s how you draw attention to yourself, when being Rihanna isn’t fucking enough for you…

The reality is this level of fame and fortune would fuck up anyone…but I’ve been to sleepy Barbados, where nothing really happens, and can’t imagine what going from Shanty to 20 million dollar penthouse apartment would do to the psychology of someone…but I am going to assume good fucking things…like CYBER BULLYING …posting nudes to instagram…and whatever else this hooker turned popstar has going on…

I encourage the demise, it’s always more fun to watch the crash than then rise…

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Posted in:Rihanna