2014
19
May
Lea Michele released a music video – that looks a lot like an Urban Outfitters at, or the second weekend at Coachella they give tickets away to at the suburban mall…because hipster is mainstream…and all these mainstream bitches are up on this hipster style…not that it’s a bad thing, except in Lea Michele’s case, becausee I can see her dick in her short shorts….
Posted in:Lea Michele
2014
19
May
Vogue Spain did a photoshoot with Irina Shayk, who I like to think is one of the hottest BEARD to a homosexual athlete who can’t come out of the closet because Europeans are homophobes, despite being some of the daintiest, emotional freak show men in tight pants around…
They would hate their star player they are so passionate about…being a poofter…
So his team, who make a lot of money from him, found some desperate model, promised her the world, to save her from just being another Russian Babe on webcam, because so many Russian girls are just as hot and soulless as Irina Shayk…and she went for it.
Now she’s making money, is a Sports Illustrated model, because I am sure it was challenging for his sports agents to set that up…and here they are pretending to be a real couple…as he giggles…because he’s not just in on the joke, he’s all about the fucking joke…his career depends on it…
You see, I’ve been told by 10 different people, at different times, with different levels of involvement with the couple, that it’s strictly a business transaction, they see each other when they need to make an appearance together, but they spend under 3 weeks a year together, because she’ too busy in AMerica fucking other dudes…and he’s too busy in Europe fucking dudes…
Either way, I approve of their sham…even though this shoot is super fucking gay…I believe that hiding your sexuality so hard that you find the world an Irina Shayk, totally works for me….and as you know, it’s all about me.
Posted in:Irina Shayk
2014
19
May
Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret model has been TOPLESS BEFORE …pretty much like all Victoria’s Secret models…and she looks pretty fucking amazing, but more importantly, you should use these pictures to convince any girl who is showing any resistance to getting naked for you, the kind of girl who thinks nudes will ruin her career or life, or that nudes will make her look like some low level slut, because really, everyone who matters is doing it. Whether it’s models, actresses or porn chicks…and not getting naked is just not in style right now…seriously, girls love peer pressure, especially when it comes in the form of being competitive with hotter girls…trust me, this strategy works….
Posted in:Martha Hunt
2014
19
May
I don’t know who this haggard faced Aida Yespica is…but I know she wants me to know who she is…because she’s wearing a see through dress in Cannes, where she’s being classy, with what is probably a very rich boyfriend, you know the kind of boyfriend that saved her TV Hosting in Venezuala ass from Communism…thanks to her breast implants…
I am all for see through dresses, but prefer when the attention seeker wearing them is more committed to the cause, and doesn’t put on panties…
Because flashing tits in France is hardly a fucking thing, the real kicker, and sign of desperation always comes with labia…the kid that have a clit sticking out like it’s sticking it’s tongue out at you…
Either way, I support this behavior…especially when set in luxurious places…
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Posted in:Aida Yespica
2014
19
May
Ashley Tisdale is getting married. She had her Bachelorette Party on a Yacht.
I am going to assume it is for her boyfriend’s Green Card, since he’s from the UK, and she’s busted, but maybe it’s actual marriage, since she was pushing 30 back when she was on High School Musical, what must be 10 years ago, and her biological clock must be ticking, not that any sane person who wasn’t looking for a Green Card would really listen…
You see, Ashley Tisdale has a busted up face, and the only thing that was saving her, was that she was addicted to fitness and had a great body, but even staring at her ass, the only position I assume her boyfriend, assuming he’s not gay fucks her in, she’s looking’ pretty dumpy…like so many mom’s who trap their man with a hot body before they settle down and devote their life to cake before her…
I guess it’s not too late for any of these tricks, even though they are all old now…they are still in bikinis celebrating and I guess that is more important than not being in bikinis….
Here’s their FR-ENEMY Ashley Benson, who is actually seeing success, in her Behind the Scenes Video of the Day to celebrate not being invited to this sham wedding’s bachelorette party…
Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Vanessa Hudgens
2014
19
May
Hailey Clauson is one of my favorite new models, who has been at this hipster modelling for years, she even had a lawsuit against Urban Outfitters when she was 16, because it was either a cash grab or a way to get her name attached to an otherwise name-less suit…or maybe it was placed by Urban Outfitters, because if it wasn’t I can’t imagine any brand would ever touch the bitch, she’s a liability…but they are touching her, in ways I want o touch her, and she’s being shaped into a future Victoria’s Secret model…right now she’s just 19, but her tits are big enough, her drive is there, her face is interesting, and she’s doing campaigns for far more substantial lingerie brands like Agent Provocateur…
Sure she may not be the hottest, the most interesting, and she may only have 5 minutes of fame, but I’m pretty fucking into it because it’s half naked…and/or in lingerie…
She’s like the New Emily Ratajkowski, now that Emily is forgotten…these girls have a short lifespan, but at least in that lifetime…tits happen.
Posted in:Hailey Clauson
2014
19
May
Anja Rubik is a Vicoria’s Secret model….and she’s been NAKED SO MANY TIMES that her posing in clothes would be news or something to talk about…if being naked wasn’t so fucking amazing.
The fact that she’s Polish, just makes me assume she’ll do anything to avoid going back to Communism, because at 30, she probably remembers a bit about what poverty was like. Not to mention, when she goes home and sees all her girls, who have gone onto sex work, living shitty lives, she’s like “HERE ARE MY TITS, MONETIZE”….
The interesting thing about her, at least to me, is that she’s naked so much, she might as well be considered a nude model, like a Suicide Girl, or a bitch in Playboy. But for some reason, her nudity is considered fashion, and she still books huge campaigns. Including Christian friendly Victoria’s Secret…the kind of company, who behind the scenes gets 16 year old girls in lingerie, but for brand image fires girls for fucking Bieber….
I haven’t really figured out this grey area of sleazy, porn and sleazy fashion nudity, I just know Fashion nudity makes more money, is more luxurious, the tits are smaller and I like it better…
So here she is in i-D
Posted in:Anja Rubik
2014
19
May
Avril Lavigne thanked South America for being her fans by posting this bikini picture to instagram…because what better way to control your bikini pics than to post it yourself, since The PAPARAZZI VERSIONS are such shit…
What better way to say thank you than through half nakedness, I mean isn’t that how all careers are built….
I guess North America doesn’t really give a fuck about her, and South America loves everything that was once big in North America, they don’t give up and pay for tickets, which is where these idiots make money, giving these shitty artists longevity, even when they aren’t real artist, but more clowns milking something they had at 15, well into their 30s….
And what it comes down to is….Nickelback comes inside this and that disturbs me…
Posted in:Avril Lavigne
2014
19
May
Rosario Dawson is pretty big…literally…because I guess there comes a point in every Afro-Cuban’s life, where they opt out of the bikini and put on the one piece, because they are either breeding future criminals or Latin popstars, or just fat from all the eating….I like to think it’s just cocaine bloat.
I’ve heard all kinds of stories about her being an ungrateful poor, squatter, who at 15 was discovered by Harmony Korine in his Original Spring Breakers some of you may know called KIDS.
I’ve also heard she’s a party slut, coke fueled, and fucks everyone…but probably not anymore, because she looks like this….
I guess none of that really matters, because looking at her doing the whole Mom at a Resort letting loose thing, while not a mom and in Cannes, isn’t very hot…to even the biggest Rosario Dawson fan…
The life lesson is that the girl with big tits, always grown into her big tits…she can’t fight it forever…
Who cares…
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Posted in:Rosario Dawson
2014
19
May
Bella Thorne is another one of these products of an country with serious sex offending laws. You know the kind of place where banging a 16 or 17 year old is illegal, despite many people, including women who were once 16 or 17, saying that their body was at its prime at 16 or 17…
Not to mention, if you ask most girls who they were fucking at 16 or 17, chances are they will say someone in their 20s…because that’s just the way humanity works….
Yet shit is made illegal, and creepers want to creep, because it seems like forbidden fruit, even though the truth behind the 16 or 17 year old is that they are the fuckin worst, and you’re far better off with a 25 year old who maintains her fitness…
I mean 16 or 17 year olds don’t know how to handle life, or sex, or really anything…and being a baby sitter to some annoying girl, who probably can’t get off seems annoying as fuck to me…
That’s probably why I look at these girls working it for their old creepy dad fan base…objectively…and I just don’t get excited…because in Canada you can bang 16 year olds, and I don’t….
Sure, I see a hot young body, sure, but there are hot bodies everywhere…the rest of her, except maybe her older sister who feels second rate next to her, because she’s the one their stage parents is disappointed in because they didn’t have kids to not monetize off of…and whenever a sibling feels second rate, they are better to fuck.
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Posted in:Bella Thorne
