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2023

27

Mar

Kelly Ripa Bikini of the Day

Kelly Ripa is a 300 year old corpse of a woman, but thanks to decades of starving herself she’s managed to maintain the body of a 18 year old with anorexia who hasn’t hit puberty yet, which I assume the industry celebrates or at least a dark corner of the industry….

That doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t have jerked off to her on all your sick days, or unemployed days when you were too lazy to get off the couch to watch actual porn, because the shrills of Regis weren’t strong enough to throw you off your game….

She’s still a skinny mom, just older and the whole “cute and bubbly” has been replaced with annoying but the world or the 12 old people who watch morning television must like her since she hasn’t been fired….

She also clearly makes the money, far more than the Soap Opera days when she got knocked up by her husband and now co-host, because her bikini is designer….while hiding her stomach scars of motherhood and not spreading her legs to show us the other gaping results of motherhood all hanging off her skinny frame with no fat or muscle to keep it in place…just dried old atrophy uterus dangling out of her with nothing to hold it in her into her golden years.

I like it.

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2023

27

Mar

Milf Monday of the Day

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When I think of MILFs I think of blown out mom pussy that’s basically given up on life, you know the old school mom who is out looking for dick because either her husband is a closeted gay that can’t come out in the suburban community, so she has a little freedom every few weekends, or she’s a divorcee who failed at marriage because she’s a flawed woman….

I never think of all the young hot moms who have the young hot mom bodies because they bounced back after deciding to be a mom because they were following the Kylie Jenner trend of having kids to help your influencer career, while following the creampie breeding fetish trend, especially if the dude they bred with are rich….

I prefer the desperate mom just dying to get fucked properly or like the porn she’s been watching everyday the last 15 years when the kids are at school and the husband is at work, all open minded and free spirited since having no shame after shitting themselves while giving birth….if only their younger self had the confidence…

I like to think of the mom who has responsibilities raising her kid, not the ZOOMER who hands the kid off to their mom while they go to Ibiza fort he summer…..the mom who cooks dinner and does homework…not because I’m into moms or have a mom fetish to feed my complicated relationship with my mom, but because they are busy, exhausted, have priorities which mean they leave me the fuck alone….

That’s the MILF you want, every second weekend and on Wednesdays for a few hours….to fuck, to play fake relationship, to see them later….even if their blown out vaginas don’t grip the cock and their stomach elasticity is no more and just dangles….you know she’ll never let you knock her up, she’s done that, been down that road…so it’s a tradeoff…

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2023

27

Mar

Kaili Thorne Thong of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is Bella Thorne’s partial sister, I think they have the same dad but she was still raised by the same mother after the dad died, which you’d assume meant that she was sold out to the perverts who promised them their big dreams first….it’s always the stepchild sold out before the actual child when the family needs to eat.

That’s not to say the other children weren’t sold to the industry, it’s just funny to see the dynamic where one is a big respected star from Disney, with movie deals and projects despite running a porn subscription site for her own content and a porn subscription business for other people selling nudes…..

It’s just to say that one is taken seriously, the other does aggressive enough porn when riding the family name like it’s dick to get subscribers.

So Kaili, in swimsuit being as cute as a girl can be in this era of muppet faces is actually clothed, conservative, since I’m pretty sure I’ve seen pics she’s posted of putting things in her ass, which could just be part of the no privacy oversharing theme of our times, or just shameless clickbait…either way, knowing the labia behind the walls of the bikini fabric makes for better bikini pics…

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2023

27

Mar

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned, the pandemic didn’t happen, the vaccines don’t exist, whether you got one or not, I don’t really give a shit…it’s not a topic of conversation in my life, whether I still have trauma from the insane lockdowns in Canada, or the fact that if you didn’t take their medicine you needed to show your papers to get into Home Depot, or if you didn’t take your medicine, you had to pretend you did, because 90 percent of the population would call you a racist, bigot, heathen, misogynist and they’d collectively want you to die…it is fucking weird and you still can’t cross into the USA without their medicines, which for a logical mind didn’t even work since everyone with it that I know got Covid bad.

Anyway, I am pretty much over it, it gave me new perspective on how dumb or bought or easily manipulated people are, but I already knew the majority were idiots who buy into anything they are told…so it wasn’t shocking.

What was shocking is that the biggest revelation in this time was that medical workers, or at least women who wear scrubs to work, or pretend to wear scrubs to work, actually produce nudes while at work, even in a pandemic, or more prolifically in the pandemic because all eyes were on them, they were heroes and it was a good way to busk for money off the retard perverts who believed that you were all knee deep in corpses, but casually finding time to fist yourself in the chaos to get by….

It was the equivalent of a double amputee homeless person rolling around in the snow with his shirt off pretending that someone stole his wheelchair outside the church…..you know beg for money from the suckers who buy into the bullshit.

More shocking is that after the pandemic, they’ve all kept up this line of work, not fired, sometimes with nametags that expose them and it’s wild!

WILD!

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2023

27

Mar

Ariel Winter Bus Driver Ass of the Day

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There was a weird moment in time when Ariel Winter, who I always thought was not a cute chick, but the internet and entertainment propagandize these people and trick weak minds into thinking they are hot. I mean look at the Kardashians, trolls that have not been seen as trolls, but who have instead made normal looking girls try to look like trolls. It’s so weird.

But there was a weird moment when the Disney kid was coming off Modern Family, I show I can happily say I’ve never seen, where people obsessed over her tits that she had already had reduced, because maybe she was doing fitness, or doing starvation to deal with her trauma of being a child star….and I went along with it, not saying she was hot, saying she looked like a troll, but had tits and clearly tits win.

We haven’t heard much of her in a while, but she has been fat, unhealthy, a binge emotional eater who likes junk food and seed oils…and I guess it’s caught up her cellulite ridden body in this body positive era of people who photoshop themselves so you don’t have to see her “cellulite is normal” or “cellulite empowering” bullshit….or their “all girls have cellulite”….without saying “yay, cuz she looks like she sits eating snacks all day”….

I guess bus driver or cafeteria lady are interchangeable with this 50 year old lady ass on a 20 something…

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2023

27

Mar

Underwater Ass and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Yoga Block Challenge

Ab Workout

Surfs Up

Shuffle Dances are Terrifying

Thong Yoga

Trying on Shoes

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2023

27

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I like to think the sexualizing of the lactating tit is just the next level of the sexualizing of everything and anything….

I mean, I’ve always stared at tits being pulled out in public, whether it’s some party whore or a mom trying to feed her baby, or a party whore trying to feed her baby, it’s a tit….

I never fell into the whole lactating tit doing what it is designed to do, probably what your mom’s tit did for you, unless you’re a formula baby with no attachment to your mom, which could be why you hate her so much and are incapable of love….

Clearly, people have fallen into the lactating tit doing what it is designed to do fetish, because otherwise the lactating women wouldn’t be making erotic content out of lactation and would go back to campaigning social media platforms to not shame them for posting breast feeding pics. FREE THE NIPPLE.

Maybe people are lonely, or sterile and not breeding, so the idea of ever being with a lactating tit is like jerking off to hentai….a fantasy….

Maybe people just aren’t into regular tits being flashed, you need a twist and in this case the twist is that the tit does party tricks intended for babies, but versatile and impressive amongst adults too…in a “you’re not supposed to be slutty, you’re still lactating”…

Or maybe people are just over eaters, always hungry, emotional eating pigs and get excited knowing that lactating tits can fuck you dry while keeping you satiated thanks to the caloric intake….

Who cares, it’s happening man…

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2023

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Funny things were said today, I just don’t remember any of those things…so I’ll go back to unfunny, it seems to be the theme of the internet amongst all the crazies…

Sure, everything may be fake and gay….

All the news you read, things you see, just bullshit AI driven nonsense….but since I can’t be replaced by AI, I’ve tried and failed…you know on this internet of things, our internet struggle cuddle is real….and that’s special…

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NBA Analyst Richard Jefferson Denies Slapping Colleague’s Booty
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Brie Larson is Single
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2023

24

Mar

Old as Shit Denise Richards Wants Your Money for Nudes of the Day

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The weirdest thing about Old as Shit Denise Richards wanting your money for nudes, while looking like some botched clown that would haunt most people’s nightmares if they are one of those “I’m scared of clowns because I was molested by one at my childhood birthday party” types, since that face looks like it’s been drawn on by a caricature artist down at the boardwalk, despite being marketed as human and not cartoon…..

But yeah, the weirdest thing about an old bitch, who must have a worm in her brain, or some other parasite telling her what to do….or I guess it could be a money addiction now that Sheen child-support ran dry…..

IS…..

That she wasn’t even a nude model when she was young and hot….it’s like she was likely a Fliess girl whoring, that’s what I was told, but it was under wraps…and SHEEN has been pretty consistent in hist AIDS generating sex with porn trash…..making me assume she fucks like porn trash….yet she still played the “actress”….eye candy sure, but an actress…

So doing the whole porn thing late in life is either desperation, or HER passion, an if not now, than when situation…..something she always wanted to do but was too scared it would damage her career so she waited until she had no career…I don’t know…

But when Carmen Electra and other Playboy chicks do it, it makes a lot more sense to me, this one is just some rock bottom clown shit, but you probably like it…because in your mind, the 90s were the glory days, so now jerking off to the babes from the 90s, who are now in their 90s is your only joy….

Basically what I am saying is that I blame you for this.

Posted in:Denise Richards

2023

24

Mar

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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The single greatest trend is the On/Off.

It’s something that I am hoping hits grocery stores near me.

Because you know innovation is about identifying the problem and finding a solution to said problem….and my problem is seeing clothed women and wanting to see the nude version of themselves to make sure everything is in the right place.

No surprise dicks, giant sized saucer nips, shapewear hiding the gunts, sloppiness in tit, flat wide asses….

Just TRUTH…in this world of LIES….

Is that too much to fucking ask?!

Luckily, these girls ON/OFF, CLOTHED / UNCLOTHED like the best of them, we just need this brought to the mainstream, real life and off the internet screen, just an on/off booth for all women to walk in for men who ask them for a glimpse in all public spaces.

EASY.

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