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2023

22

Feb

Weed Wednesday of the Day

You know, as much as you think getting high is the devil’s work…..especially on lent when you should be sober and as connected to god as you can be….the truth is it’s from nature, directly from nature, without any processing, so maybe the devil’s work is actually not making everyone smoke weed all day every day.

I don’t know if weed makes people any happier than they already are, you know since everyone I know is a ball of fucking joy just waiting for the end to hit them thanks to all the negativity out there……

I don’t know if weed really takes off the edge, or makes you a schizo who kills your family like in reefer madness….But I like to think all the fucking hippies fucking each other in the 60s, who now run and have ruined the world, probably because they quit smoking weed, were onto something…and that if the world collectively got high, we’d sit around on couches eating snack foods living our best life, instead of sitting around on couches eating snack foods living or current and possibly worst lives!

No one ever says “living my worst life” but I can assure you, most of us are….so lets pull inspo from some weed girls.

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2023

22

Feb

Denise Richards Lingerie of the Day

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I generally have no real emotion, especially when on the internet, it’s a fucking screen, a computer game….I can mock whores, I can mock dead whores, I can pretty much laugh at everything since it’s not real life bro…

At my peak of being mean to celebs, people would ask what my problem was, what the reason was, and I’d say “to laugh”…because laughing heals to souls and I figure if you want to be a celebrity, the least you can do is let us laugh at you to heal our sad souls, since we aren’t rich and living in luxury…it’s only fair….

KICK THEM WHEN THEY ARE UP…we’re the underdogs…

Anyway, when I see Denise Richards in lingerie, holding onto a dream, operating in desperation, when she probably doesn’t need to, and it is sad….makes me embarrassed for her!

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2023

22

Feb

Jenna Dewan Perverted of the Day

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Luckily for us, Jenna Dewan is not based in Spain, which apparently just legalized sex with animals so long as the animal is not injured, which is one of the most disgusting and horrible things I’ve ever heard because you’re not supposed to be fucking with any animal in a sexual way, they don’t speak english, it is rape and weird rape at that.

I did not fact check to see if that Spanish beastiality law is legit, or just clickbait and a MEME, but since the world runs their facts off MEMES, we’ll assume it’s a MEME.

Jenna Dewan is however posting a pic of her dog’s dick to distract from her posting lingerie pics as some weird thirst trap for her fans…

Yes, it’s amazing that someone like Jenna Dewan, known for being married and breeding with Channing Tatum has fans, but we’re a dick sucking society of people who still like anything associated with celebs, even if that whole thing is dying out.

It’s more amazing that a dancer in her 40s who has a fat child support check, a fat alimony check, a fat divorce settlement since she was with him before he BROKE out at the level he did….feels compelled to post lingerie pics that should be reserved for her boyfriend, husband, exes, people she meets on dating apps, I dont’ fucking know, but to broadcast it out to the masses, seems a little trashy, unnecessary and weird…

I don’t know the upside, the benefit, the reason for it, but I guess to complain about a girl posting have nude selfies like a slut you want to boned is insane, and should be embraced and loved…..but to question it and think it is weird, isn’t really complaining, it’s just not making sense to me….

Obviously, I am still looking and I understand, it’s for the clicks baby, clicks feel good, feeling good feels good…so keep it coming’

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2023

22

Feb

Deep Stretch and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Yoga Ass

Freakish Hair Dancer

Doing the Splits

Winter Bra Flash

Just Working it Out

Booty Show Down

Tanning

Snow Dancer

Posted in:Youtube Shorties!

2023

22

Feb

Rosie Huntington’s Potentially Sheer Dress of the Day

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Rosie Huntington Whitely must be old as shit at this stage in the game, I feel like I’ve been posting on her hot model tits for as long as this site’s been around, which is something like 18 years at this point, depressing I know.

I always liked her because she was hot and had an overall attitude about her. Like that she doesn’t bother with simpletons like us, which is something I appreciate.

The whole problem with the social media trend is that these celebs and models try to be relatable to secure fans and followers and views…

We all know already know they are better than us, they have gamed the system better than us, they are richer than us, they have yes-men who encourage them and feed their egos around them, so nothing about is relatable, yet there they are doing relatable content, lying to us, mocking us…..

So when I see a model with a cunty face on, who you know wouldn’t give you the time of day, out there being hot, I like it.

I am not one of those dudes into ball torture, or cock shaming, I can do that enough while trying to find it for a wack….

I am however into the caste system, or class system, of US vs THEM….the elite, the beautiful, the rich, the famous….with their exclusive existences…and the rest of us.

The problem with social media, is it made normies think they are celebs, going to their parties, events, vacation spots, and it’s awful….it breaks the whole allure of celebrity….and fucks over sites like this.

Anyway, Rosie, all fancy and rich, better than us, more impressive than us, always looking like her pussy, despite being famous, and a mom pussy, smells like morning dew and fucking fresh baked cinnamon buns….wore a dress that people are saying are see through to the BAFTAS and I’m not seeing the cunt through it, but YOU CAN PROBABLY SEE MORE ANGLES OF IT IN THE BITCHES OF THE BAFTA POST ON THE FORUM

Apprarently there’s full pussy lip exposed, but I can’t see it in anything I found on isntagram:

She was also on vacation in a bikini….because of course she was…she’s rich, famous and amazing.

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2023

22

Feb

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I saw a meme that read you gotta normalize shit, cuz shit ain’t normal….

So normalizing fat as a new beauty standard is just marketing, it’s a way to sell fat sized products that didn’t exist 20 years ago, it’s all just for some group of scumbags to make more money off someone’s misery….

It’s not normal, it’s abnormal, sure it’s biologically possible to be fat…I’m fat, you’re probably fat, your mom is likely fat, the world is fat….but that should come with extreme shame and self hatred with every bite of a donut or bag of chips…

Yet, here we are, buried in fat for exclusivity….like the heroes we are for surviving being buried in fat chick…which is actually a fetish a friend of mine has, which is pretty fucking creepy.

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2023

21

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Mardi Gras and no bitches are flashing me their tits.

I went to the grocery store, saw some faggot younger college girls in surgical masks like they have an auto-immune disease and are scared of air, because they are and clearly haven’t figured out that they were lied to, that that shit is over, and that they are NOT the target market to die from the shit if they do get it…..I saw some leggings, some hot moms, but not one tit being flashed…it’s like they don’t even know it’s Mardi Gras at all…

I went to the park as I do, it’s one of those when the chemtrails are thick, get outside and take in the sun since it’s being blocked out by weird clouds… BREATHE IN THAT nano particle shit and hope that bitches walking home from work realize it’s Mardi Gras and flash their tits at you….I saw some old ladies, probably with tit, feeding the squirrels and yammering on about old lady shit….but not flashing tit…it’s like they don’t even know it’s Mardi Gras at all…

I walked the streets aimlessly as I do, girls were scene, most staring at their phones, but NOT on sites reading about how it is Mardi Gras and how they should be flashing their tits, because NOT one of them flashed a tit….it’s like they didn’t even know it’s Mardi Gras at all.

I wanted to go into a bar, I mean DRUNK women are loose, especially during the day, even when they’re not at the strip club, but I am broke so I can’t tell you if those good time having bitches flashed their tits….because when you’re broke it’s like it’s not even Mardi Gras at all.

Luckily, whores on the internet do, they always come through, it’s Mardi Gras every day for them, empowering, just flashing the tits like it’s any other day and that’s why technology is winning this spiritual war…

Maybe I should have crafted some beads, then I’d remind them it was Mardi Gras, maybe I am to blame….not screaming “SHOW ME YOUR TITS’….just letting technology win this spiritual war and I just need to do a better job of getting tits flashed on Mardi Gras and every day….like a great explorer….reclaim real life, off screen, real time perversion the way nature intended…don’t let the AI win….by why bother…it’s like it’s not even Mardi Gras at all!

Here are some steplINKS…on Mardi Gras like it’s not even Mardi Gras at all….

Top 10 Cam Girls
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Rita Ora’s Being Hot in a Magazine
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Livvy Dunne Celebrates her Win
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Kara Del Toro’s in a Tight Dress
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Madison Beer Close Up Cleavage
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12 Movies You Didn’t Know Were Remakes
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Molly Sims is in the Snow in a Bikini
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Fan with Premature Super Bowl Tattoo Gets it Fixed in an Insane Way
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Husky Escapes
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Avril Lavigne Calls off Engagement
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Tammy Hembrow Big Cleavage
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Nudity from The Bone Woman!
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Iggy Azalea Brings a Hot Promo Video
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Hottie Jenna Berman Takes Shot at her Ex in Hot Pics
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Powerful Nuclear Explosions Caught on Camera
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Trying to Blow Up a Nokia 3310 with a Firecracker
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Megan Fox on Cheating Rumors
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Alessandra Ambrosio Ready for Carnival
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Gisele Does Hot Carnival Dance
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Eagles Hunting Their Prey Without Mercy – Mean!
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New York is Full of Fake Buildings
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Large Earthquake Test
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Hayden Panettiere’s Brother has Died
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Debby Ryan Bikinis in the Snow
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Gisele Learning that Dance Last Week
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Man Fires AK-47 Underwater
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Aligator Wrangler Realizes Alligators are Still Dangerous
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Cuttlefish Looks Likes an Alien
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Rebel Wilson is Engaged
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Laura Prepon Takes You Behind the Scenes of That 90s Show
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Katherine Webb Supports her XFL Husband’s Win
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Malu Trevejo in a Bikini on a Boat
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Some Crazy Internet Incidences…
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Ships Hitting The Shore
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Customer Didn’t Pay for Building Materials, So they Come to COllect
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Dua Lipa is a Sexy Vampire
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Maria Sharapova in a Little Black Trench
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Cardi B in a G-String on All Fours
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Insane Nascar Crashes
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Man Deep Fries his Funko Collection
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Bulldog Reacts to Cheetah on TV
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Alexandra Daddario in the Tub!
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Tennis WAG Paige Lorenze Posts Epic Vacation Video in Bikini
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Sydney Sweeney in a Hot Dress!
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Rider Falls Off Motorcycle, Motorcycle Keeps Going
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Sea of Sheep Cause Traffic Jam
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10 Examples of Dogs Bringing Unexpected Friends Home
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Bare Knuckle Fighter and OnlyFans Model Breaks Her Leg in a Terrifying Way
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Ellie Goulding’s Sheer Dress
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Elevator Fills with Water
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Hot to Make Japanese Calligraphy Ink
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Vanessa Hudgens – Golf Influencer
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Artistic Nudes!
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Sisters Surprised by Brother Who Returned from War
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Cats Know an Earthquake is Coming
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Clara Fernandez – Pole Vaulting Babe
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Alexis Ren is a Hot Ballerina
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Bridge Demos Caught on Camera
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Kliff Kingsbury’s Girlfriend is StilL Hot
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Towel
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5 Skateboards to Get you Rolling!
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Hot Cam Girl To Fall In Love With
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Lindsey Pelans in a Wild Outfit for Maxim
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Kathryn Newton in a Photoshoot
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Lily Rose Depp in a See Through Outfit
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Millie Bobby Brown on a Date
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Gisele at Carnival
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Bitches at the Baftas
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Jennifer Garner on Set
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Julianne Hough in New York
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Florence Pugh in a Slutty Dress
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Emma Raducanu in a Sheer Top
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They Say this is Britney Spears
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Alex Daddario in a Black Dress
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Poppy Delevingne Showing Back
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Michelle Williams Cleavage
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Camila Morrone in a Tight Top
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From stepSMUT!!

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Thong Humper
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Big Rack Reveal
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Titty Tuesday!
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Gymnast Becomes a Whore
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Hot Fucking Amateur
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What Kind of Animal is This?
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Hot Chick on the Wand
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Bitches Be Crazy
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Anal Won’t Make her Quit
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Fuck the Couch
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Nice Flash
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Masturbating in Bed
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Big Bathtub Tits
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Showing the Pink
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24 Shit Days
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Big Freaky Toy
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Baby GOT back
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BIMBOS Posing
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Dildo Sitting
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Mental Mondays
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Girl Vibing
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Naked Babe Fists Herself
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Drippy Faucet
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Angela Sommers Naked
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Dildo Banger
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Fucking on a Hike
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Weird Sex Toy
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POV
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Fingered
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Fat Ass On Dick
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Short Skirt Dildo
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Abbie Gets Naked
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Flasher Pussy
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Lily Gets Naked
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Revealing Skirt
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Sluts Be Tanning
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Long Freaky Dildo
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Thong Slips
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Dildo Grip
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2023

21

Feb

Sophie Mudd Nude of the Day

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I am going to assume that I am not allowed to be posting this, like some pervert who pays Sophie Mudd for acceess to her premium content ripped it off and uploaded it to the internet, which I guess goes back to the whole argument of whether making mix tapes from records you bought back in the 90s was really copyright infringement, since you paid for that shit….which as it turns out was copyright infringement, so they had to build the internet and napster to kick those greedy pigs in the fucking balls.

The reason I assume these are from her subscription site is because they are more nude than I think she’s ever been in her instagram model life….

It’s one of those, the more subscribers you have, the more addicted you are to that money, the more you want to make, the less you want to lose subscribers, and eventually you just give into the requests of the perverts.

There are some models who I don’t believe will ever go full nude, like Bella Thorne or Paige Spiranac, since they don’t have to….

But Sophie Mudd, who built her empire off being a host body to some big tits and for a minute she turned her back on exploiting her tits, before realizing cash was on the table with those tits, so she brought the tits….is already taking steps in the right direction of fucking herself with household objects…

You can only pull off the cocktease for so long before you lose the fans, and the fans are there for her fucking herself with household objects…

You technically can’t see any vag-lip, asshole stain, Saucer Nip….so it’s like she’s not even naked at all….but it is a step in the right direction and it deserves to go viral….just don’t tell anyone you saw them here…unless you want Sophie Mudd updating the site daily…which would actually make the site more interesting I am sure, since I’ve said all I need to say about 10 times too many times!

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2023

21

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny tits are like little athletic tits, since the girls who usually have the tiny tits, look far more fit than a sloppy pig with big milkers, even if they aren’t fully established milker with a least one litter of kids shat out their cunt, they still look like they are….

Unfortunately, they aren’t athletic enough to do gymnastic type, yoga moves in my mouth, but at least if I stare at them long enough, I can pretend they are thanks to this weird thing called an imagination that they haven’t quite taken from me yet…

The point of the story is that I’m not a titty size queen and either should you, because tiny tits have all the needed features and personality of a big tit, just without the fat chick attached, since 90 percent of big tits, at least real big tits come with a fat chick attached, shitty deal…

Tiny tit is like a tit with the fat girl amputated off, and if that’s not a good thing, you’re crazy and likely knee deep in some lard ass who doesn’t even realize you’re in her because she’s too busy looking for food.

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2023

21

Feb

Bella Thorne Topless Tattoos of the Day

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I did a post on Miley Cyrus being a success at turning some cheesy famous Disney character and turning it into a raunchy, tits being flashed, vagina being flashed, wild character, that I am sure was 90 percent an act and not her true self, but all actors are fake as fuck and don’t really know their true self, so it was close enough.

Anyway, Miley was a breakout of Disney by being racy and this is basically the new generation of Miley, who was also a cheesy fucking Disney kid, who decided at 18 to be racy, scandalous, to target the people getting the views from her audience, which were trashy social media people, and with the support of her mainstream career she did that.

In doing that, the tits that were free soon became subscription based, but I’m not sure if this is her subscription content, which for the record is probably not nearly pornographic enough, but the concept is pretty pornographic and that alone should get her cancelled, but instead, it gets her more work….clearly Hollywood is scrambling to get the young folk in and she’s one of their tactics…

All this to say, she’s on set, with fake tats, holding her tits, and I figure if you’ve got tits and you’re willing to show them or a good percentage of them, especially when you’ve got an IMDB page, I’m down to look.

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Posted in:Bella Thorne