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2023

23

Feb

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

The most fun party game around…the TITTY drop and TWO days after Mardi Gras! How could we be so fucking lucky, oh right, because girls love to show their tits…

I guess you don’t really need it to be a party game or a parlour trick, you don’t even need a venue or a group of people to make it happen, just you, them titties, a camera and an internet connection.

Making titties bounce, putting them to work, making them earn their keep, celebrating their talents from their weighted, sloppy, perky, big titty good times….all magical experiences for strangers of the internet to buy into.

Titty drops may not be the future but they should be…because they are SOMETHING good…

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2023

23

Feb

Brec Bassinger Bikini of the Day

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Brec Bassinger is some 23 year old Texan who moved to LA when she was 10 to work for Nickelodeon or some shit….

I know nothing about her, but she’s obviously popular with her creeper fans and probably people her age who grew up watching her on some bullshit….plus she’s in some CW show about superheroes, which I know is probably pretty fucking fake and gay, but for whatever reasons, probably the fact that we’ve become a culture-less, brainless, trashy, distracted, half retard society that doesn’t need “art” or “story” or “plots” or things to rattle the brain, just give them some people in dumb costumes in what feels like a porn setting thanks to the lame CGI.

Anyway, I assume that she’s not related to Kim Bassinger, but hat Kim Bassinger would probably want to swap her out for the Baldwin she got, all fat and pregnant with prison tats that scream unstable nightmare…while this one’s more basic in her bikini, you know simpler in her mental illness.

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2023

23

Feb

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I don’t think a love for the tanline, or the sex appeal of the tanline needs an origin story, like “this is how I developed my weird perversion”, but it could probably have to do with being raised to French Canada where most of the moms of the kids I grew up with were leather skinned, orange skinned, strippers who would buy us cases of beer at 12 years old, and let us see their tits if we were lucky…and from shitty early generation fake tits that looked like the were going to explode off their emaciated crack whore bodies, all orange colored from early generation tanning machines, to laying out aggressively in the son on trips to Daytona Beach, to cover the nicotine stains, jaundice and scars from other ailments and abusive adventures….

Or maybe I just like the healthy, get out doors in clothing, now I’m inside after a great day, omg look at the tanlines I got, feelings of exclusive content, like we’re being invited in…but I doubt it’s that….

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2023

23

Feb

Living that Britney Spears Life of the Day

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I am still convinced this isn’t really Britney Spears but an orchestrated and sophisticated effort to trick people into thinking she’s alive an unwell after years of being run through thanks to her parents selling her off to an industry, if those are even her parents, I mean it could be way darker than we actually thing…

I feel like it wouldn’t be so hard to post old content, hire an Australian actress to play Britney only for people to think Britney’s lost her shit….shoot everything on a first generation iphone and run it through some video app that no one’s ever heard of….TWICE….there are two watermarks…

But maybe Britney’s just crazy, you’d almost feel bad for her, if you didn’t remember the PSYCH WARD is wear all the GOOD pussy lives….I saw that on a meme yesterday, but it’s true. Crazy girls fuck better. End of story.

Dead or not, Britney is amazing…

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2023

22

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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The system is rigged….but that doesn’t mean it can’t be rigged in your favor…it just generally isn’t rigged in the favor of people who cry about how the system is rigged…because the people who the system is rigged for are too busy having a good time in this simulation….

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Best or Worst Tattoo Ever
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Paulina Gretzky Brings the Bikini
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Nicki Minaj Does Carnival
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Gal Gadot Brings the Legs
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Olivia Jade’s Cleavage Selfie
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Ten Lies Women Tell
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Jeremy Renner Update from the Hospital
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The BikinI Carpenter is Going Viral
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Olivia Ponton Goes for a Surf
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Tana Mongeau Flashes the Camara!
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Reporter Interrupted by a Cat
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Playing Doom on a Calculator
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Explaining the Shell Game
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Paris Hilton Reveals Baby Name
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On Set with Nicola Peltz
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Gracie Hunt in Mexico!
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Izabel Goulart’s in a Skimpy Hot Outfit for Carnival
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Cat Sleeps in Tiny Human Bed
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Scoring a Trillion in Billiards
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Viral Best Man Speech
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Brittney Griner is Back to Ballin’
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Paige Spiranac is Doing a Golf Event with John Daly
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Alt Model in the Grass!
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Elephant Doens’t Wait for the Train to Pass
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Michael Jackson Fires Musical Director On State Throwbakc
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LEGO Simulating an Earthquake
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Carmella Rose’s New Bra is a Bag
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Porcupine Guards Babies
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High School Coach Posed as Student, Gets Fired
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ESPN Reporter in Trouble for Shaming Women’s Basketball
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Victoria Justice in a Hot Black Dress
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Ireland Baldwin’s Nude Baby Bump Update
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5 Skateboards Worth Buying
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Fender Bender During the Walk of Shame
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Charli XCX Legs
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Ashley Benson in Jeans
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Emma Watson Private Plane Life
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Kaia Gerber in a Photoshoot
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Rihanna at her Birthday Party
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Hailey Bieber’s Legs
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Weird Fashion Statement
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Bouncy Bouncy
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Huge Boobs Can’t be Contained
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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8 Public Acts that Make You Whore
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24 People Having a Shit Day
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Girl on the Car Hood Being Mental
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Creamy Cream
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18 People Having a Shit Day
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Renee Olstead’s In a Hot Shoot
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2023

22

Feb

Amanda Cerny is Half Naked in the Snow of the Day

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Amanda Cerny started out a nude model, became an influencer or vine star, probably made a stupid amount of money, which is always exciting for a young person in this modern world of being a slave to consumerism….

I guess brand sponsorships weren’t enough, because she’s reworked her content to go back to her roots, which is actually pretty respectable to the people who were there since day one and had their backs turned on them when she stopped the racier content, only to return, like a once you get sucked in, you can never get out situations…and why woudl you want to, the PAY PIGS are retarded and it’s a lucrative side hustle that so often becomes a MAIN hustle…

The point of the story is that this isn’t her racy shit, but it’s me saying GOOD work Cerny, glad to have you back to the titty modelling the way NATURE intended….yes, I call her Cerny, we’re homies like that…

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2023

22

Feb

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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You know, people like to call fitness chicks masculine, dudes, gay to be into some bitch who can lift a couch over their head….

Yet those same dudes jerk off to comic book women with their fitness and super powers…

It’s just when it’s in human form, they get offended by it, angry by it, they tell them to “eat a sandwich”….or they scream “is her clit a dick”….and it’s all so abusive…but just part of the general HATE of women who aren’t fat slob pig bitches eating donuts….an orchestrated ATTACK on them I tell ya,….

Anyway, here’s my fit chick round-up and I like it….because fit chicks can be useful at doing the heavy lifting for you, they can be useful at doing all the work in the bedroom, like it’s a PELOTON BIKE class, they can be useful when they flex those pelvic floor muscles…and fat slobs just can’t keep up…FACTS.

So if you’re a fat hater, like myself, you must always choose fit.

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2023

22

Feb

Josephine Skriver in Hot Workout Gear of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is still hot.

Which is probably why she got fired from Victoria’s Secret, you know because they’d rather use ditch pigs, fat girls and influencers who try to be hot, to push their products….

They cant’ have do-nothing hot chicks making millions pushing their products, that would be celebrating hot chicks, and that’s mean to ugly chicks, so let’s celebrate ugly chicks and be mean to hot chicks, take that hot chicks….FUCK YOU….AND STARVE….you don’t DESERVE money or fame or success for the BONERS you give…NOW ugly girls must be giving the boners, it’s only fair.

What a fucking stupid world…but yeah, Josephine Skriver is still hot.

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2023

22

Feb

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I’ve come to learn that the more aggressive the cameltoe, the better we are as a society….

So the whole trend of girls walking around with as big a cameltoe as possible, you know sometimes so deep into their pussy that you’d assume it would hurt, yet there they are going about their days, pussy forward….is a great fucking thing.

I don’t know if it’s a silent protest of women trying to save our species by saying “BREED WITH ME”…knowing that homosexuality and transgenderism by definition is a species ending event, at least under traditional baby making systems, which involve CUM in the pussy…yeah, I get it there are workarounds but the natural instinct of a woman broadcasting her pussy like a bus stop ad is probably on some primal level of SAVE HUMANITY FUCK MY CUNT…

Or they’re just exhibitionists…

Either way, I LIKE IT.

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2023

22

Feb

Sabrina Carpenter Panties of the Day

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Sabrina Carpenter is being a little creepy in her underwear for whatever this shoot is…

The main reason being that she’s a 23 year old, but her fame and celebrity happened when she was under 18.

So the dudes who are die hard Sabrina Carpenter fans are out there because they fell in love with her when she was too young to be fallen in love with, you know like Emma Watson fans, sitting around with a timer set to go off on her 18th birthday…,

But building that celebrity off the perverts with no self control who like young chicks wasn’t enough, instead she has to put together content like this for those same people, you know keep em all as happy as she can….

Or maybe the general vibe in content is to get grown women posing with stuffed animals, since everyone is mentally stunted furries who don’t want to ever grow up.

I’m not an analyst, but I don’t mind anal no cyst…at least if the shit’s not messy, giving me ecoli and parasties…..

SO really all I see is hot, famous, celebrity in panties….the rest of this shit don’t matter one bit and over thinking it is pretty fucking boring….