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2014

28

Apr

Irina Shayk Changing of the Day

My friends at SPLASH NEWS got these behind the scenes pics of Irina Shayk changing on set of her photoshoot like some kind of exhibitionist who doesn’t show nipple…which I guess makes her nothing like an exhibitionist at all…and that offends me, knowing her background, as a hooker from Russia who bearded the right closet case, only to leverage into a massive career, because she was hot enough to pull it off…but she should still

Either way, she’s amazing…

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2014

28

Apr

Nadine Leopold for Glamour France of the Day

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Apparently, I have been staring at Nadine Leopold since LAST YEAR’S URBAN OUTFITTERS CAMPAIGN …

Sure, I totally forgot she existed, because there’s way too many of these girls to keep track of, and remembering her would make no difference in my life, since they all ignore me….but Glamour France didn’t…they did a huge spread of her and she looks fucking amazing….

She’s Austrian, is up on some hippie freckled 70s hipster kick and I’m sold…she’s a way better Austrian than Hitler…but maybe I just like models more than evil dictators…

here are the pics..

Here’s an unrelated video of her…she’s so good

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2014

28

Apr

Mckayla Maroney Instagram Porn of the Day

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This American Hero is playing it up…like a little 18 year old slut…

I know she googles herself and I know that she realizes that dudes are all about her because the hormones her mom had her on to make her this super Olympic Gold medal winner make her look 15…and dudes are perverted…

Something that’s paving a way for a promising career and fan based now that she’s been on the international forum…and all it requires is some maintenance and a little playfulness to keep it up…

I know what’s going on here…and I’m not saying that because I am taking innocent and making it perverted…I am saying it cuz it’s true…there’s a calculated strategy behind everything…

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2014

28

Apr

Jessie J in a Bikini of the Day

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The nice thing about instagram is that you don’t need a third party like the paparazzi to take pics of a girl in compromising positions…on the beach half naked to know whether she’s a whore or not…

You know with the paparazzi there’s always that question of “was this paid for” even though it usually is and you know it usually is…but there’s still that level of uncertainty, was she into this happening, was this robbing her of her privacy, you know what I mean…does she approve of this message..

Where as with Instagram, bitch is like “Look at me in a bikini, I look hot, I want ppl to see my side titty”…and I kinda like that better…you know she approves of this message…

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2014

28

Apr

Gigi Hadid isn’t Hot with and her Underage Boyfriend of the Day

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Gigi Hadid has been modelling since she was two, which means she was a natural beauty who the general public thought “this girl really has something” and she decided to accept her god given disposition and pursue her dreams…

It had nothing to do with her fame whore, money grubbing mother and rich botox father, who had rich friends, who decided to whore her out, and make her a “sex symbol” by 19…posing nude and in Sports Illustrated, attempting to be the next Kate Upton, because she got all the resources and not to mention everything she wants..

I mean why use Daddy’s billions for good, when you can pose naked on the internet…or on the red carpet with your Bieber Australian 17 year old boyfriend you sex offend while he sex offends her…

She’s not hot…but luckily her dad can pay you to think she is…and her boyfriend, I mean…the fact he’s a money making popstar…and people still buy into this…pretty much reminds me we’re all fucking doomed.

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2014

28

Apr

Chrissy Teigen Looks Like Shit on the Cosmo Covers Her Husband Bought Her of the Day

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Two years ago, Chrissy Teigen praised me calling me funny and loving all I do…I have visual proof of that, because the internet leaves a paper trail that bitch, in all her instability can’t hide…unless she deleted the tweet…

Last Year, Chrissy Tieigen turned on me, like an unstable cunt, because we’ve never met in person and I guess she had enough of being called an pug-faced, and not in a cute “I Own a Pug and Like People Who Look Like Pugs” kind of way…I also called her fat, old, and said it was time for her to retired, even though in her career, she’s made all of 10 dollars working as a model, and all her living is from John Legend’s fame….a man she locked in before he made money and who she will ride til the end because he’s her one hit wonder…and she can go to bed at night legitimately thinking she’s in it for the right reasons and that 50 percent of his career is due to her because she’s supported him through it…rather than just wallet fucking a rich guy from day one, she wallet fucked a rich guy before he got really rich…

Anyway, she’s not a fan of me, and that’s ok, because I am not a fan of her, or anything about her, I think she’s ugly as a person on the inside and out, overrated, not hot at all, and only a model for affirmative action reasons…but for some reason people find her funny, but not as funny as these shitty Cosmo covers….that we can assume were bought for her, because that’s the kind of gold digger she is, the kind who can’t acknowledge it.

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2014

28

Apr

V. Stiviano’s Best of on Instagram of the Day

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The biggest publicity stunt, or fame whoring stunt that happened this weekend was probably when V. Stiviano, the 21 year old hooker who exposed her racist billionaire 83 year old boyfriend, for being a racist, despite being a jew, because Jewish people are racist, thanks to everyone persecuting them, something that people generally don’t realize, because they assume the Holocaust would make your people love everyone…but in fact it does the opposite…

The reality is that the Clippers Team owner, Donald Sterling, who said he didn’t want her socializing with blacks, even though she is a black Mexican, which is the worst kind of Mexican, because likes his negro man dingo’s making him money on the court, not congregating in the house with the other white people…I guess…pay them millions, making billions, modern slavery…

ANyway, like any hooker, dating an 81 year old billionaire, for his youthful energy and good looks, obviously, the fact he’s a billionaire is just coincidence…she is trying to make a name for herself, without realizing, fucking him was her best gig, her ego wanted more…

Now, everyone may hate him and think she’s the Martyr who threw away her Anna Nicole status, for the world to know the billionaire will still have black players, people will still go to the game, and nothing she did did anything but make herself look like a snitch…

But I for one like hookers, so here are her pics from instagram to celebrate her making the news for the first time in her young hooker life.

I am sure this gets Donald Sterling all riled up…dude’s gonna pop two viagra tonight and hope for the best…for a hooker – these pics aren’t that good…

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2014

28

Apr

Father of the Year and Other Videos of the Day

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Here’s an asshole dad teaching his kid that all the frustrations of life limit your patience…and make you very angry that a little unappreciative prick who costs you money and time won’t take your skateboard lessons seriously…when all you’re trying to do is make them the next Tony Hawk….

If you don’t like that, here’s the freaky Chick of the Day

Indian Spiderman…

Cat saves itself…

Motorcycle Rider of the Day

Horseback Rider of the Day

Saudi Talent Show….

Asian Brushes his teeth with a gun

Car of the Day

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2014

28

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There’s something funny about Florida beaches.

The half naked, tanned, hard faced, white trash stripper looking girls with fake tits either look 15 or 55. There is no middle age class coupled with their no class…

But don’t talk to the 15 year old ones, they are bait, because Florida wants to keep up their title of having the most sex offenders…

Big Fucking Tits…
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Jennifer Lawrence’s True Colors Shine Through
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Ana Braga VS a Banana…
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Chelsea Handler May Be Netflix Exclusive
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Laura Prepon Naked on a Horse
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Dogs Annoy Cats With Friendship
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Donal Sterling’s History as a Terrible Person
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Billy Bob Still Checks in on Angelina
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The Scariest Face in a Hornet’s Nest
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Lake Bell Sweet Outtakes
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5 People Avoiding Being on Camera
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Pro Wrestlers -Then and Now – A Retrospective
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2014

28

Apr

Toni Garrn With Naked Dudes on Instagram of the Day

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I have heard that Toni Garrn is Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend.

I have also heard that Leonardo DiCaprio’s a homo…the kind of homo who lets dudes live in his house and drive his cars…the kind of homo who is an asshole to the models because he’s not fucking them and if he was you can be fucking sure that he wouldn’t be fucking girls who work at the same company on the regular…

Even when dealing with Leonardo DiCaprio, girls are girls and they would fucking kill any ex or future gf of their boyfriend…it’s just a fact…they would not get in panties and celebrate…he’s likely a shareholder in VS…and Toni Garrn is likely posing with some of his “boys” the way he likes them dressed…

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