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2014

21

Apr

Anastasia Ashley for Carl’s Jr of the Day

Like Nina Agdal, Emily Ratajkowski and so many other it-girls before her, Anastasia Ashley’s hot surfer ass is being celebrated by Carl’s Jr, a company that by default destroys so many potential nice asses on a daily basis with the quality of their food, but it is nice for them to be aspirational and pretend…

There’s something funny thing about Carl’s Jr taking a pro athlete surfer babe like Anastasia Ashley, and filling her out like she actually eats fast food, you know like she was a Kate Upton, when you know by looking at her ripped 4% body fat frame in all her other pictures, that she probably doesn’t even eat actual food, she’s more of a water diet, even when it is organic…but it’s nice to pretend, when pretending is glossy pics of her amazing round ass…because fit or into Carl’s Jr or not…her ass is perfect…and I would eat that burger all day…whether it was showered or not.

If all fast food workers and all fast food eating customers looked like this, in their bikinis, I would probably spend a lot more time in fast food spots getting arrested for exposing myself and trying to get everyone there pregnant…with my own dried up, infertile thanks to alcoholism, complacency and broken dreams condiment….

I guess what it comes down to is that, maybe if she didn’t eat so much Carl’s Jr, she’d have more thigh gap and would look less like she’s trying to be a mermaid with her fat legs all rubbing together like they were a fucking tail.

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2014

21

Apr

Tila Tequila is Pregnant of the Day

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The most amazing thing about the Tila Tequila pregnancy news, is the fact that Tila Tequila hasn’t killed herself – even though she should have – numerous times over as the tabloid fame whore slut that she is….

She posted this announcement on her Facebook:

Surprise!! I’m 10 weeks pregnant! I just couldn’t hold it in any longer as this brings me so much joy and happiness to know that there is a baby Tila on the way! May God bless my little bundle of joy on this Good Friday! Yayy! I’m gonna be a Mommy! I Love you sooooo much little baby!!

She posted this letter to her baby on Facebook

Dear Baby,

I used to write you letters like this all of the time. I have waited so very long for you to come into my life, and I want you to remember that no matter what people out there say about us just know that you are a gift from God. You saved my life sweet baby! That is more than a miracle, and I love you so very much! Daddy loves you very much too! You are so very special, and never ever let anyone tell you otherwise! Always know this ok? You are my everything!

Love Always,
Mommy

What a fucking joke. Poor kid, he’d be better off an abortion, miscarriage, or put up for adoption…

Anything for attention, but that said, I prefer her SEX TAPES
……hope this sells some of her SEX TAPES
…and I hope VIVID releases more of her SEX TAPES
….

Honestly – her last sex tape was awesome See it here
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Tila Tequila

2014

21

Apr

Lea Michelle On Set Nip Slip of the Day

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Here’s Courtney Love of her Glee Generation, Lea Michelle, you know the kind of girl who monetizes off the death of her “lover” or “fiancé”…mourning his death, on set of her new music video, where despite popular belief that she was the Tranny on Glee, because Glee is some affirmative action to the comedic level of politically correct that it is almost mocking politically correct is is instead offensive as fuck…she is flashing tit…because Tranny’s don’t have real tits…

Either way, man face, overrated, full of shit poptart had a titty slip on set…fun…cuz I like titty slips…even when I don’t like the person they are happening to…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

21

Apr

Easter Models Bring the Easter Bunny Porn of the Day

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Nothing says Eater, like models posting Thematic pictures to commemorate the day…so here’s A Little ^^^Candice Swanepoel^^^ Bare Ass Easter Bunny Porn

Some ^^^Izabel Goulart Fit^^^ as Fuck Artistic Easter Bunny

Some ^^^Irina Shayk^^^Easter Bunny Porn Lingerie Ears Porn

Some ^^^Miley Cyrus^^^Merging Easter and 420…and failing hard on all fronts…ruining everything for everyone trying to fit in – like she tends to do….

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2014

21

Apr

Coachella Week 2 Happened of the Day

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Peasant Coachella happened this past weekend, that’s what you call week 2 of Coachella for the discount bargain basement seekers, and a few of the regular cast and crew of last week’s coachella were there dressed like bohemian hippies because that’s the dress code for these phoney vapid cunts who need to identify with something, anything, to justify their plastic bullshit existence…because the organizers and sponsors of Coachella needed an excuse for the poorer people to buy tickets…

I hear next year they are aiming for a 3 month festival, the money is too good, in 5 years, it’s going to be a amusement park that never ends…that’s how mainstream shit’s got…and like a Vegas casino pool, girls like Kendall Jenner will get paid to make appearances…

All this to say, not enough drug overdoses…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Coachella

2014

21

Apr

Rihanna Does 420 in a See Through of the Day

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Rihanna is pretty fucking obvious, she’s a weed smoker and wants the world to know, that she’s gangster, or rasta and that weed is the life smoke of the generation or some shit, so on 420, she gets out there like the weirdo Christian she is, to get fucking high, while wearing a mesh outfit…and the whole thing, despite the mesh outfit, is annoying as fuck, like all the assholes on my Facebook who were posting that it was 420, who when aren’t 16, look really fucking ridiculous getting excited…it’s like smoke weed if you like weed, jerk off in public if you like jerking off in public, we don’t need mass fucking gatherings for a movement anymore, those days are behind us, we don’t need to unify, shit is legal in Colorado, it’s like fuck off and smoke your joints, hit your bong, vape and dabb like you do everyday, I don’t fucking need to hear about it…but feel free to wear mesh shirts…pretty much always…

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2014

21

Apr

Nina Agdal’s Onsie Dance of the Day

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Nina Agdal posted this video of her running around in a onsie like a retard…because based on her forehead and face structure…she is a retard…she just happens to have a hot fucking body that allows companies to book her on some work program shit at a discount from the other models, and as long as she doesn’t throw her shit at them, or keep her retard helmet she wears to not bang her retard head against the wall repeatedly like all retards…she’s good to go…

If you don’t like her full retard…Here she is in some campaign showing off her great body:

If you don’t like that here she is spinning in leggings – since you prefer not seeing her act a full retard…. CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2014

21

Apr

Shane van der Westhuizen for Purienne of the Day

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Shane van der Westhuizen is a model who I’ve posted on in the past for starring in some shitty bikini campaigns that don’t interest me…and apparently, they don’t interest her either, because she’s linked up with one of the better erotic fashion photogs Henrick Purienne and showed some titty and pussy in lingerie, because it’s not porno, or creepy when it’s for fashion, but rather puts your name on the map and hopefully books you campaigns that aren’t fucking garbage bikini companies who don’t pay…we’re talking working on being the next big thing, one nipple and well maintained bush at a time and I dig that model behavior…if anything, it’s the only content I really like looking at these days…

Posted in:Shane van der Westhuizen

2014

21

Apr

Maryna Linchuk Modeling Bikinis for Chantelle of the Day

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Maryna Linchuk is a bikini model who I guess isn’t under contract with Victoria’s Secret, despite doing Victoria’s Secret many times….unless my theory of Victoria’s Secret being an evil empire that owns all bikini and lingerie manufacturing in Asia, basically controlling every brand trying to compete with them, by controlling their costs and quality, possibly even making more money making for other people than themselves, because they don’t have marketing costs or retail rents to pay, making them use their models, just give the girls more work, and garner more exposure, all to benefit their evil ways….or maybe I look into “Lingerie” wars too seriously….and bitches are just free agents to get half naked for whoever they want to…

Either way, it happened…

Posted in:Maryna Linchuk

2014

21

Apr

Miley Cyrus Hospital Porn of the Day

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Am I wrong in thinking that the ideal Miley Cyrus hospital porn takes place in a code blue or whatever it is they call the bitch gone into a flatline, because she’s lived too long, too well, with no respect for the world or herself and that kind of punishment from God, on a religious day like Easter just makes sense…it’s like stop planting santanic demon shit in the mind of our youth, even though we like young girls in leotards jacked up their ass twerking…making me think maybe Miley is onto something, and maybe she did flatline last week, that’s why she’s still in the hospital, and maybe this is her resurrection like she was the Messiah and the world will follow her jiggle her ass like an identity crisis rich kid with no clue…because that is her calling…

Either way, girls debilitated on breathing machines, are porn to you, because it means they can’t outrun you…weirdo.

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