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2014

02

May

Miranda Kerr for UK Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I don’t know why I like watching Miranda Kerr collapse.

Is it because people I know who know her hate her. Is it because I think any bitch who fucks Bieber is a child molesting weirdo even though he’s over 18. Is it because I secretly hate Australians, since an Australian broke my heart, is it because it’s always nice to see someone who thinks she’s hot struggle when the company who made her fires her, is it because she shows nipples…

Her struggle has hardly been a struggle and involves booking better gigs than ever…and her showing more nipple than ever is probably over, the struggle is no longer real, now that all these companies signed on with her…and paid her big…

She’s gonna get through this…it’s gonna be ok…child support alone…from Orlando is good…working is just for fun…

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2014

02

May

Christina Milian in a Bikini of the Day

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Christina Milian posted some bikini porn to instagram because I guess she’s figured out that tits get hits, I mean she probably realized that early on in her career when she made that porno music video that was her one hit that lead her to marrying rich people in music, scamming credit on their songs to always get royalty checks, and being the low level host on the Voice, I mean even Carson Daly is more important that her, something I am sure has at least been the reason for one suicide in the history of his career…by some poor fucking watching TRL back in the day…unable to take another bad joke or accept Carson winning…

That said, she’s still up to her old tricks with some pussy grabbing and I dig it…self shot pussy grabbing in a bikini is the new twerk.

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2014

02

May

Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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I don’t know what this lingerie shoot is for, I just know I like it and when I see something I like in an era filled with so much low grade shit…where a quality fun shoot barely exists and where everyone just doing things wrong…and with iPhones…I have to post it…

YOu see I’ve been looking at shitty lingerie pics for years, and sure the girls in the lingerie pics were hot and all, but the concepts and set up was just lazy…just look at Victoria’s Secret, those motherfuckers have been the same for fucking ever…

So when something comes along with some flavor…here it is…

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2014

02

May

Ireland Baldwin’s Big Topless Tranny Weirdness of the Day

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The older Ireland Baldwin gets the less interesting she becomes, especially while she grows into her 6 foot tall Baldwin frame…it’s like I want to think her 18 year old massive head and body that looks a little tranny, naked and busting out of a sheet is hot, but I just don’t see it…

I guess she’ll just have to leave the modelling to her other rich, entitled friends she associates with, because it’s the selfie generation and all these rich cunts want to be models with huge instagram followings instead of people of substance, like artists or doctors, or anything other than free models for random companies, like Instagram…

I don’t know, it’s too bad Irelend blocked me on social media, we had a real magical connection when we used to interact…but I guess it’s better this way…since she looks this way…

I predict drug addiction and lots of sadness in the years to come…it’s pretty inevitable…and when she hits rock bottom, I’ll save her, because I am hero like that…bring them down, then pick them back up…but the fact is I am not the enemy here, I’m not the one putting these pics out to the public like an attention seeker…

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2014

02

May

Hanalei Reponty and Camille Rowe for Free People of the Day

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Here are Hanalei Reponty and Camille Rowe in a Free People campaign…

I’ve done one post on Hanalei Reponty back when I first fell in love with her, before forgetting she existed, because she’s not all that memorable. She’s just a beach lifestyle model, with a beach name, who pretends to surf and who is packaging herself pretty well, not to mention who is a nice package, especially in a bikini…Is she going to be a huge star who fucking knows, I just know she’s good to stare at….

I’ve also done posts on Camille Rowe who is French amazing model who usually gets topless, but who isn’t’ topless, even though topless is the only bikini in France…who cares..what matters is these bitches are on the beach and bitches on the beach are far better to look at than my wife who I think is getting ready to take a shit…because that’s what It smells like.

Posted in:Camille Rowe|Hanalei Reponty

2014

02

May

Dree Hemingway for A Shoe Campaign of the Day

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Dree Hemingway is a model who is related to Ernest Hemingway, and I am pretty sure she wants you to know it, otherwise she would have used her father’s last name in her marketing of herself, but no one gives a fuck about CRISMAN…CRISMAN wasn’t one of America’s most celebrated authors and the how the fuck would that translate into her booking gigs for being a Hemingway, if the general public didn’t know…

Not that it matters…

What matters is that she a tall hot model, as these fourth generation rich kids go, you know two generations before them were breeding with hot model pussy thanks to being rich, leading the hot model pussy in their own bloodline..genius population control up on some Hitler level master race shit…

More importantly, she gets naked for fashion ..and even better has REAL SEX IN MOVIES because it’s all part of her art…

Here she is in some campaign she booked…showing some ass…and I like her…I kind of want to marry her..

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2014

02

May

Amanda Seyfried Boring in Elle of the Day

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I respect Amanda Seyfried for two reasons…

The first is that back when I was talking to Lohan, her costar in Mean Girls, in a time when Amanda Seyfried was really taking off, Lohan dissed the shit out of her, and hated her and that made me like Seyfriend better…

The second is that she’s a Disney caliber star who does shit movies, but who still gets naked and shows off her hot fucking body like it…like in CHLOE and LOVELACE

But the one thing that cancels all her big titty willingness to get naked is Justin Long, the man who cums inside her…and a vision that disturbs me…

I mean she fucks the mac guy…and I normally don’t care who whores I don’t know or care about are fucking…I don’t even care who whores I know and fuck are fucking…but for some reason…Justin Long just throws me off in a big way…

Here she is in Elle…and she’s boring…because she’s boring…

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2014

02

May

Krysten Ritter is in a Bikini of the Day

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Krysten Ritter is another irrelevant, barely famous at least not in my world, who the fuck is Krysten Ritter bitch proving that as long as you get in a bikini, and tip off the paparazzi, they will come running with cameras to take pics, because bikini pics get hits, even if they aren’t hot bikini pics, and even when they should be more in tune with her instagram hustle, where she takes them from far enough away that we don’t have to see her stupid looking face…even if her bodies alright…

I want more scandal god dammit…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Krysten Ritter

2014

02

May

Katie Cassidy Instagram Round-Up of the Day

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Who the fuck is Katie Cassidy and why the fuck is everyone so excited she’s in a bikini…

I mean haven’t we got to a point in the over saturated internet world where bikini pics ar e no longer exciting, or do we still have to post every no name, fame whore, rich kid, socialite, celebrity who gets into a fucking bikini like it’s news…even when they do it with small tits, boring bodies, and not on set of a sex tape…

It’s like give me more substance, if you’re gonna hire the paparazzi to take pics of you, make it fucking count bitch.

TO SEE HER BIKINI PCIS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katie Cassidy

2014

02

May

Irina Shayk Posing With Panties of the Day

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Irina Shayk is owned by the assholes at Sports Illustrated.

My assumption is that they bought her from her “boyfriend” who is gay, even though he is not known for being gay, but who is gay, because if he was to come out as a gay in the Euro league, it would be some serious shit that takes away from his skill as a top player…and that’s is some serious shit, since European men, despite being flaming hate fags..

So the answer to that is buy a Russian hooker, give her tits, send her to America to live her dreams, see her once a quarter for paparazzi pics, and get Sports Illustrated to back you for legitimacy since they are the media that run this kind of thing…

I also assume that Sports Illustrated owns beach bunny, so it’s only natural that Irina Shayk would post pics of her sniffing a pair of their panties, because it’s her job…

Either way, she’s hot and has beat the system…unlike the Russian whores I know…who cost a lot and have no souls…here she is.

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